Sunday, March 30, 2025

SCC Time Machine

Someone with far more time than we have, remembered this post from a number of years back. It was about a Cook County consent decree and what the CPD could expect moving forward from 2018. Any of this sound familiar?

  • One: you will attract less and less talented applicants. Less and less people want to work for CPD or be the police in general. The Darren Wilson/JasonVan Dyke cases, de-policing in general since 08/09, increased micromanagement and metrics-based supervision for suburban departments and weaker organized labor all contribute. Not only that, but you have an economy that is insanely good: unemployment nationally at 3.7%? Hasn't been this good in decades and more better-paying jobs are to be found elsewhere- with stock options and bonuses.

    Two: with low-talent applicants, you will hire low-talent people. Which means over the long-term, low-talent officers will be promoted to low-talent so-called-Sergeants.

    Three: increase in cameras. There will be more cameras that you know what to do with. In locker rooms, in break rooms, put up in blind spots in the station, in lockups, everywhere. You'll have body cameras for every officer in the department. You'll have dash-mounted cameras inside the squad car aimed at the officers inside. You'll have cameras mounted in the cage in the vehicle. The camera systems will be Ultra-High Def 4K shit, with great zoom lenses, and audio capability. They will be able to be real-time streamed. These cameras will be able to be accessed by command staff ay any time, any where. Directors in CCSO can access this shit from their houses, from their iPads. And they do. They will watch the cameras from home, call into the jail and ask Chiefs, Superintendents, Lieutenants and whoever they want, why officers are doing certain things. This happens daily to us and it will happen daily to you.

    Four: increase in civilian directors and oversight. You'll have civilians who are not the police, being put in charge of units, groups and teams. These people are not your friends.

    Five: New units for Use of Force Review, Video Monitoring, Internal Affairs, etc... You'll have re-organized units, re-structured units, new units and the like. Lots of juice babies will be placed in this units. The administration will fight you tooth and nail and a lot of the people in these units will not investigate Use of Force incidents correctly.

    Six: A hell of a lot of discipline. They'll rewrite the entire General Orders of CPD. They'll fight the FOP on everything, hire a lot more lawyers and they will push for the maximum amount of discipline possible for a lot more officers. They will make examples. They will suspend without pay. They will push to fire more officers, by a factor of 5 at least from that the current level is. There is no mistaking it, people will absolutely lose their jobs.

    Seven: The Department will drown the union with more and more lawyers and opposition and struggle during normal operations. Everything from lunches to reliefs to overtime, to uniform/appearance standards, to medical call-ins, FMLA use and the pettiest stuff imaginable. This will increase the workload on the stewards in the districts and units and also the union office, making the office do more and more work. It will make you choose your battles more and it will make officers have less and less faith in the union.

    Eight: A ton of good officers will retire. They will be fired. They will stop caring. They'll become even more cynical and jaded that they are now. They'll impact the younger generation and then, they too, will become lazy and not care. More officers will transfer to suburban departments, federal agencies or choose different paths altogether. The department attrition will increase substantially, which will make officers invest less and less in their careers and themselves.

    Nine: After years of mismanagement and sinking morale, after hundreds of officers are fired and hundreds more leave, the department will change direction slightly and try to "improve" it. Special teams, special units, special work hours/shifts/days off, perks, etc., will be offered. Those Use of Force units, Internal Affairs and the administration will realize what has happened and try and fix it. This will happen slowly at first and then pick up speed. This is the phase the county is in now- especially at the jail. But the damage will be done.

    If you think this is bogus, ask officers who left the jail to come to CPD. County loses between 4-8 per month going to CPD. Talk to them in the districts. Everything I mentioned will happen, or has already started.

CPD is/was/has been hitting those bullet points pretty consistently. We're probably between Eight and Nine....and those "improvements" in Nine will never happen.

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52 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s kinda funny to pretend there’s actually morale left lol let’s stop kidding ourselves.

3/30/2025 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That author hit the nail on the head.

3/30/2025 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Been gone 20 years, thanks for the memories and the friends.
Good luck.

3/30/2025 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Advice from old school police....
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubricated....

3/30/2025 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A real Nastradamus. I don’t trust the department. I could rant, but for what it wouldn’t do any good. You have to live it. I just want to retire. I have five years to go. It just isn’t coming quick enough. Mark me down for not caring and I have a bunch of goofs for bosses.

3/30/2025 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s like this guy had a Time Machine

3/30/2025 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SEIU had accused the CTU of crafting contract proposals that would train teacher assistants to do work currently done by members of SEIU Local 73, potentially diminishing the union’s future ranks. SEIU Local 73 went so far as to sign onto an internal SEIU-wide resolution declaring itself “under attack” by CTU.

“This is not something that allies and friends do to one another in the labor movement,” said Morrison, a veteran political organizer. “It’s pretty unheard of. The mayor is seen as complicit in

3/30/2025 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

County has gotten substantially worse since that old comment. Attrition is through the roof, suicides among sworn staff has been at its highest levels, morale is non-existent, and the administration and OPR/IAD weaponizes investigations towards staff to further ruin your life.

3/30/2025 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://wirepoints.org/why-is-chicago-the-nations-homicide-capital-bad-guys-know-the-chance-of-getting-punished-here-is-near-zero-wirepoints-on-fox-news/

Add this to the mix.

3/30/2025 02:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know if CPD the new bwc like NYPD has if your bwc light turns purple it means a stupidvisor is listening.

3/30/2025 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gomer Pyle says....
Surprise, Surprise, Surprised...
...that them democrats have not figured out a program, that when your getting out of prison, you can apply for the police with extra points.

3/30/2025 03:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at jail. Dart F it up so bad can't get bad applicants. Begging for lateral transfers. Feds maybe taking over soon, good thing.

3/30/2025 04:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at Sheriff's website. Any one want "intern" or transfer to work at jail

3/30/2025 04:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems legit

3/30/2025 05:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC Time Machine.....


Hennessy Williams (Ghetto Playwright) was about to speak to his congregation on this unusually cold November night. He had just been released by Kim Foxx under her Restorative Justice Plan after being sat down for many, many years. He had to find a new basilica as his old spot, the lot on 51st and Ashland, was no longer available.

His new shrine was by the Alligator Gardens near Carver. He chose this spot cause its off the beaten path and Police, especially Special, would be less likely to hassle him there. He had christened the tip as the M.B. (make believe) Church of the Greater Empty Lot. He even thought about getting a sign with the name Rev. Dr. Pastor Hennessy Williams on it.

Before he spoke he took a long, hard pull off his bottle of E&J Brandy. As the swill filled his belly with fire, he thought about how he shoplifted that bottle earlier, as a tribute to the Superintendent.

His voice boomed to the coterie gathered just below him, (he was standing on a milk crate)

"And now people, we shall disgust our greatest leader, Jesus H. Christ, who had been kilt too early in life. Y'all may not know this, but the H stood for Harold."

A murmur of umm hmm's, you rights, word, and 100! spread like wildfire among the crowd. (A person may surmise the assembly as compeers, but a lexicographer would glean they were multi-aged due to use of old and new slang)

He continued as if he was Demosthenes reciting 'The Third Philippic.' He orated on, "Our Father, who has Art (Artis Gilmore) in heaven, Harold be thy name!"

"Yes brothas and sistahs! Evruh-body, evruh-body has been talkin' bout' our Savior Harold Washingtons."

The jubilant flock was palpable. He hadn't seen a crowd like this since Wesley's in Hyde Park had the first Jordans for sale in 1985. He heard someone shout, "We knew it all along!' and another "Preach on Cyrus, we're with you bro"...

3/30/2025 05:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Slime Lawyer here...
Should be warning labels on these Cook County consent decrees...such as
WARNING: This can expose you to chemicals including lead, dairy, almonds, oranges, and R rated movies, which are known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, covid or other reproductive harm.

3/30/2025 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At this point it doesn’t even matter, the vast majority of CPD members are over it.

3/30/2025 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing about this department surprises me anymore.

3/30/2025 06:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Mearday incident in 025 raised a lot of eyebrows among the working police. Anyone remember the Pax 501 they sent out when they first started putting in car video in the marked cars. It stated that the in car video was only for officer safety and will not be used for disciplinary purposes.

3/30/2025 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD has been stuck at #8 since 2020. Union sends out field reps to Rule 14 CR statements, while JCat enjoys $200 steaks dinners. Make it make sense.

3/30/2025 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hire felons. Tier 3, they pay 25% into pension. Not refundable til retirement at 65.

3/30/2025 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm #8. Didn't even wait for 55.

3/30/2025 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YIKES! So a question SCC, why would ANY young person with anything going on upstairs, walk into the police academy?
Hell, why would anyone from a “marginalized “ group, with anything going on upstairs, sign up for this?

3/30/2025 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The consent decree is a money grab being paid for by the citizens. The amount people putting their fingers in it endless. Private lawyers on both sides billing every phone call. The attorney General holding up progress after the independent monitor has approved things. The amount of people CPD has working on it sworn and civilian is insane. The fake 'progress' it makes changing the wording of an order not the substance. It's a joke and all the expected people are lining their pockets.

CWB or the Contraian should start hitting all organizations with FOIAs.

3/30/2025 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After the Fire strike Jane B hired a outside company to find out why they called her bluff.The company came back and said,the only reason Chicago has a Fire Dept is the firemen want one.I believe this now applies to you Policemen?You may never get the credit you deserve,but you will know.And so will the silent majority.Stay the course.

3/30/2025 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hauntingly prophetic...I remember a time when Cook County sheriffs couldn't qualify for a lateral move to CPD because our standards were higher.
I guess the progressives have taken that obstacle out of the way...it didn't seem to me that the bar was set too high. You just had to keep yourself clean. Any drug history was a no-no. Credit ratings, shoplifting, and domestic history was scrutinized carefully, and as I recall, your driving record had to be pretty clean. That was unless you had a wad of cash for a certain alderman who could wave the magic wand.

3/30/2025 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am MAXED out and ready to say good bye to Illinois!

3/30/2025 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gone in 2 weeks. Ba Bye

3/30/2025 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cell phones are a plague. You're micromanaged regardless and like the press, those who have the video tell the story they want to tell. Until the politicians grow a spine you are the criminal.

3/30/2025 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shortage everywhere.

https://abc7chicago.com/post/village-winnetka-signs-agreement-augment-police-force-4-security-solutions/16099301/

3/30/2025 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats Sir/Mam!

3/30/2025 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy shit this is spot on.

3/30/2025 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

About to hit my 20 in the Fall. Sticking around really doesn’t seem all that appealing. I don’t have plans to leave just yet, but making it another 9 years seems impossible. The job has gotten that stupid.

3/30/2025 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD is/was/has been hitting those bullet points pretty consistently. We're probably between Eight and Nine....and those "improvements" in Nine will never happen.

I was in a step program at level nine you were required to make apologies to friends, family and other anonymous members.

3/30/2025 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha! This is great…finish it!

3/30/2025 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pal, you’ve got a gift! Keep writing.

3/30/2025 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THAT....should have been posted by the Kessing Bandit.

3/30/2025 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those felons would make up 25% shaking down drug dealers , pimps,prostitutes and taverns every week.

3/30/2025 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good riddance! Goof!

3/30/2025 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave! Good riddance, clown

3/30/2025 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, Boomer

3/30/2025 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stealing this 😂

3/30/2025 02:11:00 PM  
Blogger Not Illinois Resident said...

All that high-tech gear provides little public safety enhancement when nobody is getting arrested or convicted of said crimes. Seems most street criminals have a less than 5% chance of getting arrest for their serial crimes. Crime does in fact pay, here in Chicago, in spades.

3/30/2025 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Baltimore police Sgt was spot on.

3/30/2025 06:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see that replacing”Serve and Protect” on our vehicles

3/30/2025 07:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do the 20 and get another job. When you turn 50 it becomes play money from the pension board.

3/30/2025 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So glad I retired and moved out of Illinois. The kids on the job today aren't going to have a pension and don't know the first thing about real police work. Oh well. I got mine!

3/30/2025 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupidvisor!
Hah! That’s cute!
Im assuming you can’t quite pass a test.
Let me guess, 5000ish on a Det test? Probably around the same on a Sgt test?

3/30/2025 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commito & Theil if I remember correctly…
Well, THEY DONE FUCKED UP. If they would have done the paperwork, instead of dropping dipshit off in front of a firehouse, maybe they wouldn’t be in the unemployment line.

3/30/2025 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s the same line they used for the initial launch of the BWC’s

3/30/2025 11:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta get the “good riddance” trolls out of here !
Hopefully it’s just a liberal civilian and not a divisive POS enemy on the job.

Congrats on your retirement and escape from Hell-n-Noise !!!

3/31/2025 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

now if the applicant finishes his/her 2 yrs. college they do not even have to take an entrance test. I remember in either the 91 test or 94 test (took both) 28k took the test and about 10% (2800) were hired. Apparently not so now.

3/31/2025 07:41:00 AM  

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