Time for Knife Control

Lib-tards want to be more like Europe, so it's time to start talking about banning knives:

• A man is in critical condition after being stabbed in the chest during a fight in the Loop. The daytime attack was caught on video.

  Chicago police said the 27-year-old victim got into an argument with another man near the corner of Dearborn and Van Buren around 6:15 p.m. Video posted by Chicago Critter shows the assailant holding a knife and taking full roundhouse swings with the weapon.

Not what you want the tourists to see in broad daylight - video at the link up top.

And that was just a wounding - there was a fatality, too:

• A Chicago man was stabbed to death on the city's Northwest Side, police said.

  The man found with multiple stab wounds on Tuesday at about 7:53 p.m. in the 3500-block of W. Sunnyside Avenue, CPD said.

  He was rushed to the hospital where he died.

Perhaps we can be like England and ban all kitchen knives?

Supposedly, the only thing keeping Illinois from going down this path so far is Fata$$ can't figure out how to cut his 4x4x4x4 breakfast, brunch, immense lunch, deep-fried afternoon snack, massive dinner and tasty dessert.