Darwin Award
A St. Louis woman was killed on Saturday night after she slid off the roof of a Cadillac Escalade while twerking and was run over by a St. Louis fire truck heading to an emergency.
The woman, identified as Nyla Simmons, was killed at the intersection of South Compton and Chouteau around 11:30 PM.
Nila slid off the roof when the Escalade turned left. She hit the cement and was then run over by the fire truck.
It would take someone with a heart of stone not to laugh at this....and we don't have that heart.
::snicker::
Labels: out-of-state, we got nothing
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
50 Comments:
At the corner of South Compton and Chouteau is all I needed to know.
Chatham Illinois small town around Springfield. Women turns a day care filled with kids into a drive thru mowing down 4 kids killing them and sending six more to the hospital. She crashed thru both walls.
Didn't have that on my bingo card. Any bets it was an illegal media is not saying
It’s not funny. It’s pathetic. I feel bad for the guys on the engine.
On-scene Crash Investigator, Elmer Fudd, was over heard asking the driver, "Mr. Fwireman, where was the twerk that you hit with your twuck?"
In other news.
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Six days after Spain boasted about its energy grid supplied 100% of its power needs during the day a massive blackout took out the entire country And Portugal too and parts of France.
They don't exactly know the cause of the blackout but are blaming a " rare atmospheric phenomenon " ( code for climate change?)
Stay tuned. Weather across Spain was a mild day with temps in the 70s The outage was still going on in some areas for over 8 hours
People are pissed check it out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JaCqHz9Kj3c
Seriously… this is awesome. Please tell me there’s video available somewhere.
I wound gladly pay a dollar to watch that video !
One less demo-crat to reproduce. 🤪
The Fire Truck is Racist
no video ?
Sounds to me like her family just hit the ghetto lottery....
Ban fire trucks now!
The SUV was probably stolen too.
Play dumb games win dumb prizes.
Just a feel good story. Thanks for sharing.
It’s called regressing.
As the former driver of a CFD fire engine I am not laughing. As a daily morning reader of this blog I am LMAO!!!
She died doing what she loved...
I smell a wrongful a lawsuit coming out of this against the fire department.
I hope she was cited for not wearing a seat belt
KInda hard to twirk now with a flattened ass.
Was the firetruck ok?
An apt fate for anyone who twerks.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Any video available? -Asking for a friend.
Love to start my morning with a laugh SCC! Thank you!
Doesn't sound like the firemen tried to de-Escalade the situation.
There's a country song in there somewhere... "Oh lord, it's hard to be twerkin'..."
Darwin removing another from the gene pool. At least she died doing what she loved.
Oh theres video somewhere, dude don't do nuffin without recording it.
Somewhere, a. plaintiff's lawyer is shopping new yachts.
😂😂😂
Was that a speed bump?
How long did she twerk after the truck hit her?
They disconnected from the EU-wide grid and went exclusively with 'green' generation. 60 million people (10 Portugal, 40 Spain, 10 France) lost power at 12:30 in the afternoon. Grid dropped 15 GigaWatts in 5 seconds.
The excuse du jour is solar flares.
They do have nuke plants but they tripped offline when the spike hit.
Apparently, the ONLY places with backup power are hospitals.
Sympathies to the poor firefighters who had to live through that experience.
No matter how big a loser she was, the driver especially is gonna need some peer support, wondering if he/she could have done anything to prevent hitting her, even if logically he/she knows there was nothing to be done.
What kind of car wax was used on the Escalade?
I feel for the mechanic that has to pull the duals and clean that out...
And no one here has ever done something remarkably dumb as a teenager and, by the grace of god, got away with it?
and who was the brave soul to actually try to give her mouth to mouth?
The only thing better than this is the cal city car chase that ended about 79 halsted when the sista poked her fatass body out of the sun roof to flick the bird to the chasing units when they crashed and she was decapitated I have pics from the scene of her head laying on the street and the driver laying there with who knows how many broken bones. Fu@k them!!!
Totally
At least some Fire Fighters were close by.
state police identified the driver as 44-year-old Marianne Akers of Chatham, Illinois.
👆🏻 Underrated!
Yall are missing the point, which is that a young white woman (I assume) was twerking on an Escalade. That’s cultural appropriation and that’s racist!
LMFAO> I would have loved to have seen that
Not an illegal. Its being looked at as a medical emergency.
Calling a citizens death "awesome" I think is inappropriate. Granted she was a moron and was in the process of doing moronic things when she fell off but a couple broken legs and bones would've sufficed. Hitting the concrete and then run over by a firetruck is pretty rough.
Oh, so that’s crunking.
Twerking her azz off
....and yet....the family are about to become millionaires.
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