Sunday, May 11, 2025

Parents of the Year

We're always a little amazed people like this exist:

  • In shocking allegations, prosecutors say a man opened fire on a Rogers Park street, firing a gun with each hand, and then tossed both loaded weapons into a nearby minivan where his eight young children were sitting. And, prosecutors say, the kids’ mom tossed a loaded shotgun into the vehicle, too.

    Zantarrian Ferguson, 33, and Daphanie Johnson, 32, are each charged with unlawful possession of a weapon and eight counts of child endangerment. Judge James Murphy detained both of them.

Even more amazing:

  • The CPD report referred to Johnson as Ferguson’s wife and said all of the children were his. The kids, who all have Ferguson or Johnson as their last names, ranged in age from eight months to 12 years.

We guess the family that attempts to slay together, stays together.

Amazing.

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28 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who makes these first names up? Asking for a friend.

5/11/2025 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, animals teach their young how to hunt...

And it's not like they're gonna learn anything in CPS, so ole Mom and Dad (a rare pair in some neighborhoods these days), decided to step up?

5/11/2025 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a very close, tight knit bunch.

5/11/2025 04:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Father of the year along with keys to the city

5/11/2025 04:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and how many tax dollars have been supporting that democRATic family their whole lives

5/11/2025 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They all say they’re married when in actuality they aren’t it’s very low brow low class speak:
“That’s my wife, sir….”
It never actually is.
They graduated from throwing the word fiancé around to just saying “das my wife…” but ironically the marriage rate among the usual suspects is about 1%.

5/11/2025 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

M is for the many things she gave me.....

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/11/2025 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They must have good jobs if they can afford 8 kids. I could barely afford 3.

5/11/2025 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the kids going to be alright "Uncle Larry"?

5/11/2025 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Something’s not right about this. I’ll bet by Monday we’ll have the National Dems in town protesting the fact that Judge Murphy and Cook County are now separating parents from their children. If they were illegal…oops, migrants, there is no way they would have been detained. It’s getting to be obvious why Trump’s popularity is growing among the black community despite what Conehead and Fred Flinstone say.

5/11/2025 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably collecting welfare on each of the kids, mandatory sterilization is needed to stop this felon factory.

5/11/2025 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not quite Ozzie & Harriet or Father Knows Best......

5/11/2025 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How old do you think Zantarrian Ferguson was before he could spell his first name?

5/11/2025 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

024 again? What’s going on up there?

5/11/2025 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely we should know. Google your own name and you will find out exactly what you earn from city websites. Rahm started this. We should know what people take from our tax dollars.

5/11/2025 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My thought: If we weren't paying for them, we will be now.

5/11/2025 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LeBonnie and DeClyde

5/11/2025 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I have always wondered where my 24% of mandatory federal income tax went to, along with that 3% of state tax, plus the 10% of sales tax. Damn! Now I know.

5/11/2025 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous
How old do you think Zantarrian Ferguson was before he could spell his first name?
5/11/2025 09:35:37 AM

About 65 or 70...

5/11/2025 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poorest people have the most children per family, almost double on average than the richest families. Why? Government benefits.

5/11/2025 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He still can’t spell his name. But the ugly fool can sure make babies.

5/11/2025 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And what leads you to believe he can at this point in time???

5/11/2025 10:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For all the Journalists reading-

I always find it remarkable, in a city where (as of the morning of Mothers Day 2025) 15,631 people have been shot in the past five years and politicians so often call for Gun Control, that news coverage of incidents such as this nearly always fail to indicate:

Did Mr. Ferguson or Ms. Johnson have a CCL?
Did they hold FOID cards?
If not, will they be charged accordingly, on top of the other obvious laws broken here?

Where did they purchase the Glock, the shotgun, and the “mini-AK-47”?
-Were documents of purchase filed correctly with the ATF via an Illinois FFL?
If not, will the parties responsible be charged accordingly?

Did the Glock have a magazine holding more than 15 rounds?
If so, will Mr. Ferguson be charged accordingly?

Was the “mini-AK-47” a semi-automatic rifle?
Did it have a magazine holding more than 15 rounds?
If so, will Mr. Ferguson be charged accordingly?

Did the shotgun have a barrel at least 18” long, with an overall length of at least 26”?
Did the shotgun have an extension to its tubular magazine?
If so, will Ms. Ferguson be charged accordingly?

Was this van possibly subject to Impoundment under Article 8-20-070 of the Chicago Municipal Code?
If so, was the vehicle impounded or not? Why?



All of this to say, Illinois generally, & Chicago specifically, already have a quite extensive network of gun control laws. Some may say the most in the USA. Yet their enforcement, or lack thereof, is almost never addressed in coverage of “gun violence” in our fair city.

Why is that?

Why ask for more of that which is already not being used to any effectiveness?

5/11/2025 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely we should know who gets any tax payer money. Either employee or public aid.

5/11/2025 11:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welfare for each child and don’t spend anything on them: free food at school, free food at the grocery store, etc. cash for side work, on and on.

5/12/2025 05:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Notice the worst and craziest first names, always equals the worst behavior? La losers.

5/12/2025 05:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

24 is a ghetto like every other neighborhood in Chicago. It just has a bit more retail shops.

5/12/2025 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at the national debt. Then look at this. The two go hand in hand. Welfare reform lasted about 8 years. Since they've doubled down 15 times on moar...

5/12/2025 08:43:00 AM  

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