Seriously?

We spent a bit of our career telling drunks and entitled morons that our squad car wasn't a taxi. That liability factors for the city taxpayers didn't allow us to be transporting people who were able to bus, taxi or walk to their destination. That we didn't give rides to anyone unless they were in handcuffs.

Now this is in the parking lot at HQ?

 

This is what they're wasting money on?