Strange Bedfellow

Fata$$ loves criminals so much, he poses for photos with them before they're charged with murder:

• Less than a week before a crash-and-grab burglary crew killed an innocent man on the Magnificent Mile last Thursday, one of the men now charged with that murder donned a “peacekeeper” uniform and posed for a one-on-one picture with Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker.

  While that’s troubling, some law enforcement experts are more concerned that the accused man was able to stand directly next to the state’s most powerful executive despite having outstanding warrants in four states.

So where are all those police Porkulous claims to have hired? 

Obviously, they aren't screening people who show up for photos.

The photo was just scrubbed from the state's on-line press release, but CWB grabbed a copy and we feel obligated to share it here:

Someone said they were comparing pants sizes.