The Irony is Delicious
A man who out of prison less than four months after serving time for multiple armed robberies and a carjacking died late Tuesday when he crashed a freshly-carjacked SUV on the West Side, according to Chicago police and court records.
Around 11:20 p.m. Tuesday, a man was changing the tire on his 2016 Jeep Grand Cherokee in the 4200 block of South Artesian Avenue when an armed, masked man approached and ordered him out of the vehicle, a CPD report stated. The victim complied. His girlfriend, who witnessed the carjacking live over FaceTime, immediately called 911.
Roughly 20 minutes later, officers were called to the 2800 block of West Van Buren Street, where the same Jeep had jumped a curb and slammed into a tree. Police said the driver was found unresponsive inside the SUV and was pronounced dead at the scene. A law enforcement source told CWBChicago that officers recovered a firearm from inside the crashed vehicle.
If only there was a "truth in sentencing" type law on the books so the Parole Board wouldn't release the un-rehabilitated back into society before they were cured of their evil ways.
On the other hand, we'd be running out of material faster, so maybe keep it this way....and keep driving into trees asshole.
Labels: crime, sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
26 Comments:
The deceased carjacker’s friends and family have been out at the site of his death having a party with balloons and candles the past couple days. They even turned the bumper of the stolen car he died in into some sort of shrine. Truly beautiful stuff
And the dope spot is within how many feet of his demise? Oh progressives, this is called actual justice. Suck on it!
It takes a tree to save a village - priceless.
Car was wrapped around the tree the front end was touching the back end. Body couldn’t even be extracted. Next day his family and friends suspiciously all dressed in black and yellow clothing made a shrine next to the tree. As far as we know the tree suffered little damage and thank goodness the tree was there otherwise he would have plowed into the Eisenhower and maybe caused even more chaos to in bound traffic.
Will the tree survive?
Karma! Just like Barz got.
He got truth in sentencing this time as soon as he smacked into that tree. No more tax money needed to house this jag bag
Good riddance to another piece of shit.
That’s what I call, “justice served”
Sitting duck if your car breaks down in the city past 2100 hours , lock n load treat your life and car like a broken convoy in Afghanistan at that point .
I love a beautiful story like this….its heartwarming
I see one of your export illegals killed a guy with his truck in Indiana. All those traffic accidents on your roads and slamming into buildings and trees. Guess which pritzger protected class they are.
Victim forgot to tighten those darn lug nuts, oh well.
I think I'll go there and have a few beers in his honor,,,and then piss on the shrine
"..Illinois Attorney General Kwame Raoul is asking Governor Pritzker to pass a bill requiring all Illinois drivers to carry a can of " Fix a Flat" in their autos to prevent another tragedy like this..."
Get off my lawn
Oh my. Is the tree okay? Had to be doing some real speed to cause a wraparound.
Karma is a bitch.
Those trees are dangerous killers, and probably racist too. They jump out of nowhere and attack innocent people out for a nice quiet drive. Down with the trees! They are mean, nasty anti-human bigots.
Prayers for the tree to make a speedy recovery!!
I’m looking to find an excellent SCC post about the (last week?) ICE raid in South Shore that netted what looks to Tren de Argua Venezuela gang/cartel members that were placed in a slum building in an 98% Black African American neighborhood.
I have the usual HP Lib Leftist liars saying this was a nice, hard working community that Ice military trashed their place for no reason.
I remember Second City Cop writing a blog showing pre raid photos where the safe house for thes illegal alien (cartels?) was already trashed.
Can anyone here give me some links on the true story?
I am being personally attacked, doxed maybe set up by Antifa, BLM, LaRaza for simply asking people to get some some diversity of news on this Lib Leftist “No One is Illegal” propaganda blitz.
Thanks in advance. I liked to meet some sane, honest SCC writers, readers in the real world. It’s rough taking on all this Antifa, Lib Leftist, BLM, LaRaza Communist S*** alone - which I have been mostly doing since I was 7 years old in 1968.
God bless you folks here at SCC
God help those of us….
Left behind in Chicago
JR
Another goof turned into a tree dart!!!
Woohoo.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Those racist trees. Mayor says we need to remove those raggedy things
The new and improved wood shampoo.
Back about 20 or so years ago I worked with the IDOT minutemen on a very hot summer night around 0100 we get a report of an accident SB Ryan 35 st entrance. we get there ISP & CPD are there. an elderly man was driving his van and thought he hit a guy so he checked and the guy carjacked him. turns out 009 was chasing him for auto theft. We get another accident on the west frontage of the Ryan were another car hit him (and left) and the van rolled over. Oh forgot that he failed to buckle the seat belt . he went out the window and the van rolled over him as it rolled down the shoulder toward the SB Ryan only to be stopped by the only 2 trees in the area what luck. I get there and ISP & CPD arguing it happened on your road , but its on yours etc. as the driver udders his last sounds and somebody yells" shut the fuck up you caused this" CPD handled it and we pulled the car off the tree for CPD. The tree had minor damage and survived as did the vans owner
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