Reply All - Part 2
It happened again?
- SCC, something with the CIT training, some brainiac at HQ left the CC open and the "Reply All" people started up again, slowing the Department Intranet to a crawl. Added bonus - it's the holiday long weekend. I don't know if it's on purpose or the hiring standards have fallen so far, this is going to be a regular thing now.
We could understand if it was some boomer.
The Gen X people grew up learning as they went along.
You'd think this "internet generation" would know better than all of us.
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56 Comments:
As a boomer if technology was up to me we’d still be rubbing sticks in a cave. Every time I learn to use it, they change it.
Hey Bud, This stuff never happened back when i worked at cook county department of corrections brother.
Saw dat but if I'm not trained why did get the stupid email
Literally started with some fool asking if an email address to 9161 title code “is this legit email”. And then one PO answered yes with his name and star. Followed by other POs putting their name and star for no apparent reason but monkey see monkey do. Then obviously a bunch of “stop replying to this”, naturally followed by a few “remove me from this list.” “Yea remove me too” “remove me too please”
Best one was “everyone is getting you alls emails.” You know you read it in that voice.
Is that a test to see who replies and who doesn't 🤣
Boomers ? Nah, even us crusty old dinosaurs know better than this. This is deliberate. Be the change puto.........
Not a big deal good to see a little fun on as this titanic sinking ship of a dept heads to the bottom of the sea.
Shit show all falls on the bosses. Most are afraid to take charge.
Boomer here, my money is on a Nepo baby, and you know that maaan!
I still don't know how to cut and paste.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
The "internet generation" is too busy with their Snapcrap, Instacrap, and all their other social media stupidity to pay attention to doing their job properly.
Someone make it stop 😭
Define paste
The younger ones aren't that great at email....they know social media and texting.
Don’t let the Keesing Bandit hear you mention rubbing sticks together. Before you know it you’ll be at his loft enjoying several white wine spritzers.
Who really cares? What? They couldn't watch their Netflix without buffering.
Simple fix. Use the email filter. Send the emails directly to the delete folder.
No different lingo from the ghetto.
This new generation grew up just knowing how to post comments and give “likes” on social media. Never went out and met friends outside. They have zero in-person social interaction skills and it shows on the job. They don’t know how to communicate with the public. These email responses are a combination of morons not knowing what “reply all” means and keyboard warrior trolls getting a kick out of being annoying.
The bandito, being roused from slumber by the words, 'rubbing sticks' & 'in caves', no less, briefly ejaculated a comment somewhere below.
Yes, the tech is the boss and the boss is a touchy, tricky bitch. This is what the youngsters have done to our cave dwellers' simple dos prompting.
Boomers invented reply-all in 1985 just for things like this.
I hope some IAD boss got on attached to the chain and initiates a number for everyone of the DEI hires that keeps adding to this bullshit. I get it some people can’t read click the link opt in if you want extra money or opt out. Stupid ass cops no wonder this department is in the dumps.
This is once great department turned into high school , embarrassing. Can’t wait to retire
CPD was always, "High School, with guns!" Retired!!!!
Someone's cruisin' for a bruisin'.
The subliminals are raging.
Yikes!
And they rejoiced when the glory hole became popular.
Soon you will be sipping your senior coffee at MacDonalds playing cover all bingo at 5am old timer.
The Department ran a simple test to figure out how many morons, imbeciles , clowns , immatured kids they have currently on the force .
Was this a bona fide “ Accident” or something more nefarious, a “ deliberate Accident”, intended to disrupt the internal communications of Chicago’s Finest, and plunge the Windy City into lawless chaos, into a dark, dystopian abyss of civilizational collapse?
As “ Commissioner Gordon” or “ Chief O’ Hara” would say: “ To the Bat Phone!”.
Stupidity is always the most likely cause. Especially here.
And all the rubs of the department saying stuff a 3rd grader would say at the lunch table .. hehehehe omg so funny
Boomer? It was a boomer who brought you the personal computer. It’s young tickle me Elmo’s who can’t follow through on a simple task.
What is C.I.T?
So, it would be a SPAR......whoop d do.
Can someone sent the kitten pawing the other kitten GIF file?
What ever happened to the hair gel officers? I do not hear them mentioned much on this blog anymore? Signed Snoop.
Oh what a big man you are hey go buy a pack of gum and learn how to chew it.
Those emails truly shows the losers, the children and the ones with no lives. Grow up. I hope you all get CRs and a general order is made that if you use your department emails for purposes outside of work you will get sparred.
You got me, I absolutely read it in dat voices.
I think that generation may reached the age where they are starting to lose their hair / receding hairlines so it’s baseball cap time all da time.
Lighten up dork, I will reply all to make you chumps upset. Why do you fools have department email on your personal phone anyway? Per GO you are to check it once a tour, stop acting like CPD is life. It’s a job that sucks now so embrace it.
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Oh what a big man you are hey go buy a pack of gum and learn how to chew it.
You must be one of those who had full conversation replying back and forth , get a life retard
Paste= A creamy oozy substance that eventually dries. Oh wait!!
Here rub this.!
You sound like a lot of fun.
Ummm, hmmmmm
Retired six years ago, never checked my department Email. Not even once.
Don’t understand what your talking about.
Crisis Intervention Team
(De-escalation Skills) - training for officers to better handle mental health crises, substance abuse issues, and developmental disabilities, aiming to improve safety, de-escalate situations, and connect individuals with mental health services instead of jail, creating a community partnership with mental health professionals…
Now, it's important to note that neither CC nor BCC block email tracking. This means that if someone has set up read receipts, they will still get a notification that you read the message even if your address is not displayed as a recipient because it's in the BCC.
Gladly choose coffee over working with one like you , son
On the “force?” Go away troll, you’re obviously not on the job.
Amazes me how people are having fun on a department email. Lighten up? Grow up. Everybody hates CPD inside and out and this is one of the reasons. Clowns who think spamming emails are fun. Get a life
Retired in 2018 and I think I checked department email twice since inception. Both were because they told us to check and erase the thousands of emails.. LoL!!
That's hilarious!! Highschool with guns is how I always described it!!!
How long did it take you to figure it out genius? 3 or 5 years on the force? Oh, I’m sorry , on the “JOB”
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