Retirement on Tap?

Ah, alcohol. It's how rumors get started.

Loosening inhibitions and loosening tongues for thousands of years now.

It seems that there was a retirement party recently for DeVries and the drinks were flowing. During the speeches, the guest of honor spoke about how he wished he could have stuck around and "retired with Larry in May."

Larritorious said nothing. 

Let's see how this plays out on a Monday morning.