Monday, December 29, 2025

Retirement on Tap? (UPDATE)

Ah, alcohol. It's how rumors get started.

Loosening inhibitions and loosening tongues for thousands of years now.

It seems that there was a retirement party recently for DeVries and the drinks were flowing. During the speeches, the guest of honor spoke about how he wished he could have stuck around and "retired with Larry in May."

Larritorious said nothing. 

Let's see how this plays out on a Monday morning.

UPDATE: Some of Larritorious' Academy drama from the past coming up?

  • SCC, Heard from someone who works in his circle at the 5th floor that he isn’t retiring by choice. Something happened about two weeks ago and the mayor is pushing him out/forcing him to leave. I’m actually surprised it took this long to reach the blog. Apparently something a confidential incident got back to the mayor and he is not happy with it. The person did not elaborate on what occurred, but something definitely happened.
Surely the top notch Chicago investigative media will uncover the info.

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177 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no position on this job which I would accept in exchange for retiring at 20. Even if I had a dedicated team of ass kissing merit sergeants/future merit sergeant on my nuts-on demand. I still wouldn’t stay. Only officers who worked a beat car for 20 years could understand this sentiment. Larry sold his soul performing at the JVD trial. The system is truly rigged but there’s PLENTY of ways to make it work. Complete your sentence and run.

12/29/2025 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous In the know, or not.. said...

Absolutely true. Larry & Hein (Gibson’s Twins) are out in May 2026. Larry is lining up a job as we speak & Hein, well, who knows where his ass kidding & steak dinners will take him after CPD.
Rumor has it: Novalez being considered as Interim Sup until the election. If it’s Novalez, Chief of Constitutional Policing will be an undetermined (female) person of color. Chief of Patrol JS with another (male) person of color as Deputy Chief; Chief of OCD CP with Tate as his Deputy Chief. Cmdr of 010 & 005 to Deputy Chief (Areas). Cmdr (I owe a million) OCD to Street Boss plus more unintelligent choices from our outgoing Superintendent. Who knows, the mayor may insist on Waller being named the Superintendent and these plans ho down the tubes. What happens to the COS in all of this mess.

12/29/2025 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Devries was an arrogant prick. His fat pig, Karoly Hadju is an idiot and scared of his own shadow who never did any police work his entire career. Good riddance Devries and hopefully Hadju follows suit.

12/29/2025 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good riddance! All the exempts are crap who were over promoted.

12/29/2025 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Superintendent Larry Snelling wasn’t a good a good officer and was merit promoted all the way to the top. I won’t ever respect merit or the people who get merit.

12/29/2025 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Throw it up all for grabs !

12/29/2025 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,
Heard from someone who works in his circle at the 5th floor that he isn’t retiring by choice. Something happened about two weeks ago and the mayor is pushing him out/forcing him to leave. I’m actually surprised it took this long to reach the blog. Apparently something /a confidential incident got back to the mayor and he is not happy with it. The person did not elaborate on what occurred, but something definitely happened.

12/29/2025 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

May 2027 perhaps?

12/29/2025 02:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But Catanzara said he was a Cops Cop, dedicated an entire issue of the newsletter to him, he can’t retire.

12/29/2025 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

COPA concluded that “both officers unnecessarily escalated the situation throughout the incident” by subjecting Roman to five separate Taser discharges, two pepper spray deployments and two gunshots, according to the probe.

12/29/2025 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor is BJ is going to put a Civilian in.

12/29/2025 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not retire??? Hell get his bloated pension, Conehead will not make another term, so why not get out while he can..plus hell take bullshit credit for the drop in crime...(Bahahah).

12/29/2025 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps Larritorious will retire from CPD with his pension and then go head another Suburban Dept. like the rest of them do.

12/29/2025 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I volunteer to lead when he is gone. I have 6 years on and am a merit detective.

12/29/2025 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Retirement parties can be very revealing.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/29/2025 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will they promote from within or do another nationwide search and bring in an outsider. Maybe they'll call Granny Clampett in for an interview.

12/29/2025 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of retirement, the 010 district asshole JO on days needs to leave. We get it your family is mostly illegals, but stop telling people at the desk ICE isn’t able to stop cars or detain people on the street. You’re clueless and a clown

12/29/2025 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God knows when they're both retired, far worse will take over. Lateral out now, if feasible or hang on just a few more years to retirement. Be safe and slow your roll. 🙏💙

12/29/2025 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: https://cwbchicago.com/2025/12/lawyers-suing-cop-over-on-duty-slaying-of-partner-are-stooping-deeper-than-whale-sh-police-union-chief-says.html

12/29/2025 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out Chicago Magazine interview with Larry !

12/29/2025 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kirkpatrick is doing very well in her current position as Chief
of the New Orleans PD, and at a much higher salary than is
currently paid to be the Supt. here.

12/29/2025 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God no, not waller

12/29/2025 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok pal, enjoy your patrolmens pension. I'll take an exempt pension any day of the week if it was offered and I'd kiss whomevers ass I need to keep it.

12/29/2025 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Which Roman?

12/29/2025 09:26:00 AM  
Blogger 008 2nd Watch DOG said...

Hahaha that's awesome

12/29/2025 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think his speech was the best I've ever heard. We lost a real leader.

-Lt Thomas Hamilton

12/29/2025 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As long as the OT continues to free flow to the 008, I don’t care who the next CPD superintendent is

12/29/2025 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt Desmond for superintendent

12/29/2025 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is giving this info to people? What an idiot. This is how people get injured and arrested with misinformation like this.

12/29/2025 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guy is a Judas that sold his soul for rank and $$. Who cares.

12/29/2025 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Knew Novalez in 025 years back......

12/29/2025 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

🤔🧐
JANE DOE v. CITY OF CHICAGO, a municipal corporation, and SUPERINTENDENT LARRY SNELLING, former FIRST DEPUTY SUPERINTENDENT YOLANDA TALLEY, CHIEF OF CONSTITUTIONAL POLICING AND REFORM ANGEL NOVALEZ, CHIEF OF DETECTIVES ANTOINETTE URSITTI, and COMMANDER ARLESEUIA WATSON, all in their individual capacities, Defendants.
Case #25-cv-15022, Filed: 12/10/25

“…When Doe formally reported Torres to the CPD’s Bureau of Internal Affairs (“BIA”), the City invoked its Code of Silence and chose to punish her, including by removing her from her prestigious role on the Homicide Team, while protecting Torres and shielding him from any consequence. Through her counsel, Doe expressly informed several high- ranking CPD officials, including then-Chief of BIA, Yolanda Talley…”

12/29/2025 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am also hearing that Conehead is appointing a civilian at twice the salary that Larritorious makes.

12/29/2025 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please bring Charlie Beck back‼️
Good guy with Integrity 💯

12/29/2025 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great news! Recent promotions were terrible picks. Northside district commanders, a couple will also get dumped soon.

12/29/2025 10:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

drain the swamp!

12/29/2025 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It also involves a male recruit and a locker room incident. You didn’t hear it from me.

12/29/2025 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AND if you were offered a Merit Position you would certainly refuse the position! You are a F$$$in liar!

12/29/2025 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You obviously haven’t experienced being a Detective. You can do as little or as much as you want. You can hide, you can sit in the area, answer phones, do paperwork, and get the new D2B pension after 29 and a day.

12/29/2025 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Simple way to pick Larry’s replacement: bring all exempts to the gym and have him do push-ups with them and the last one in the front leaning rest without quitting gets the job!

12/29/2025 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about making his BJ chief, LEE!

12/29/2025 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Navalez is a clown. A constant temper tantrum. It will be another black person. The Mayor doesn’t consider Hispanics a minority.

12/29/2025 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’s passed that. Superintendent’s get better offers that other exempts. Whole different level. Betting it’s something federal Met a lot of people from the DNC convention , ICE and other incidents the CPD has handled. He will land on his feet and would not be surprised if he hasn’t received many offers already

12/29/2025 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Considering most of his hires, this should be entertaining.

12/29/2025 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would snelling stick around, he’s hit his time for pension, Mayor is not getting reelected and he can ride the tide of crime reduction on his way out and parlay that into a nice 6 figure gig.

12/29/2025 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And a partridge in a pear tree.

12/29/2025 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was called as a witness at the JVD trial and his testimony was not what people are saying, most of who never saw or heard it. I thought he did ok, it’s hard to defend 16 shots

12/29/2025 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone see that thing that will take over the nyfd? Something like that is coming our way

12/29/2025 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special place in hell for Snelling and his ilk. He forced people to poison themselves with that fake azz shot. I hope every chicken he's got comes home to roost. No escaping that karma, Lar.

12/29/2025 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Create your exit plan while working.
Leave as soon as you can.
Happiness awaits.

12/29/2025 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snelling isn't a very effective Supt anyways. It's not like he is curtailing crime or anything anyways. I'm sure Conehead has something to do with that. I wonder if Conehead will appoint a civilian commissioner this time to do his bidding. Whoever it is, I am sure that they will reign in the department on doing anything about immigration enforcement or teen takeovers. So, quite literally, nothing will change.

12/29/2025 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Might I recommend Charlie Beck of LAPD.

12/29/2025 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as no clout vet cpd i never attended a bosses stupid -ss kissing retirement party just a couple of non clouted working police officer parties

12/29/2025 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he is joining mcdermott melean in tinley park so he can screw up that department too

12/29/2025 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We always think there’s no way it could get worse, but this dept keeps proving us wrong.

12/29/2025 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’d love to know Larry’s total time on the street. As a PO he spent almost his entire career in the gym. As a Sgt did he even work the street at all?
How can anyone respect someone like that? He’s never really even done this job.
That seems to be the common thread among exempts. They’ve all been hiding in units their whole careers and then pop up the ranks. We are tired of it and they’re all so out of touch with what actually goes on day to day policing the streets. I’ll take someone that’s worked the streets and districts their entire careers any day over these “narcotic, academy or Human Resources” hideaways they keep giving us.

12/29/2025 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Imagine all the sucks following around Lar dog with a waffle cone hoping to get a squirt and a wiff to get a promotion. The desperation of these people to get promoted is laughable. More Chicago guts bulging out of a white shirt. That’s CPD.

12/29/2025 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you sir are smart- except one do what i did when i hit year 28 i spent year 29 on the medical plus i maxed out on deferred comp

12/29/2025 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Karl isn’t as bad as some , he lets you do your thing ( actually saw him talking with the PPOs and thanking all of them at a concert detail Soldier Field .

12/29/2025 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People still angry 😡 about the property tax increase…
https://youtu.be/pCh357VlheQ

12/29/2025 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To be fair Larry hasn’t been that bad. We have had much worse. BJ knows he not winning the next election, be very afraid of what he could stick us with as a parting FU to CDP.

12/29/2025 02:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Novalez isn’t a bad guy. I doubt BJ would go with a Hispanic. Watch for Talley to come back as a civilian for BJ to stick it to us.

12/29/2025 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Info😉
https://youtu.be/iDONDl7hKL0

12/29/2025 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT, but interesting. Maybe the gov be going too. https://patriots.win/p/1ARdW17YRD/illinois-governor-jb-pritzker-im/c

12/29/2025 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Swamp creatures are in charge!

12/29/2025 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one could have defended JVD and his actions. What incredible stupidity or a total lack of awareness. His actions changed many things forever.

12/29/2025 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beck would have been the savior of CPD and would have brought the department into the new century. But, he is not that stupid to take this job for the long term. I have been to presentations where some of the best and brightest police minds said that the politics and corruption are too intense in this town and they would never consider the job for the long term. LAPD is head and shoulders over CPD.

12/29/2025 03:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't be too comfortable in your assessment of Johnson's chances of winning reelection. The election system is unpredictable.

12/29/2025 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Granny isn’t capable of running any law enforcement or any security agency.I don’t know if she is capable of crossing the street by herself. Disgusting.

12/29/2025 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No cause once he leaves, it’s back to business as usual

12/29/2025 04:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Devries was ALWAYS a dick even in his days as a po in the old 006. When his partner made Detective by score, he screamed, swore, threw shit around and ran out of the station slamming doors screaming that he should have made dick. His partner, nicest guy in the world and ran circles around devrieas as a cop, didn’t say a word. Whole watch caught his act that morning. Yikes. Duane, you are a true dickhead fool. Didn’t have any friends. Real stroke!

12/29/2025 04:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where’s my FOP book?

12/29/2025 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More and more people are getting out of here off the job out of this corruption field, garbage state city and county to see what the governor just signed that piece of garbage fat clown. He just signed a bill that he will continue the tax on tips for the workers and he’s gonna do it retroactively anything President Trump does to help people the Democrats destroy it pure evil satanic every last one of them. How can anybody even vote Democrat you’re out of your mind

12/29/2025 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a good reason to dump a superintendent.

12/29/2025 04:34:00 PM  
Blogger 008 2nd Watch DOG said...

Dude it's a flood of OT, tomorrow sheets have 6 PO's and 1 civilian working OT.

12/29/2025 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He doesn’t know when to stfu, does he?

12/29/2025 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larry Snelling is a POS I had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting him and all I can say he’s not someone to TRUST

12/29/2025 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waller will bring Barz back as a civilian per Barz

12/29/2025 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beck has to much class to work for BLM Brandon

12/29/2025 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BJ? HJ? or a pogo pump?

12/29/2025 05:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want that Vri money that is owed to us. It is wrong what the city is doing to us. We should be standing together and doing somthing to get the city’s attention to pay us

12/29/2025 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The idiot mayor would have a hard time firing him New statistics came out today 417 murders this year so far, lowest in 10 years a down 36% of the last three years average. Also shootings down 40%

12/29/2025 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Arleseuia”, are you kidding me?!

12/29/2025 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's some something of an interview there.

Defaulting to the presumption that cwbchicago is primo source of reporting accuracy, yep, that's some special something of an interview.

🙄😳🤬🤪

12/29/2025 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are working the beat for straight 20 it only shows that you failed miserably

12/29/2025 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Psycho!!!!! We would all be in trouble!!!

12/29/2025 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

D Hamilton from 004 caps for supt. He is the hardest working guy on the job trying to avoid work. He can show us all the way to being untouchable

12/29/2025 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hank Voight for suprtintendent

12/29/2025 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t work the consent decree committee will make the mayor behave! Hahahahahahahah

12/29/2025 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hell Yeah

12/29/2025 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stfu

12/29/2025 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes larry is getting forced out. Just like Lori is getting arrested and Hien got into a fight at EPI. SCC is for entertainment only. Not serious news

12/29/2025 07:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he can join Mcdemott and Melean in Tinley?

12/29/2025 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Kirkpatrick is doing very well in her current position as Chief
of the New Orleans PD, and at a much higher salary than is
currently paid to be the Supt. here."
12/29/2025 09:05:27 AM
Doing very well how? Allowing one of her married detectives have a sexual affair with New Orleans Mayor Cantrell, or botching up the bombing/terrorist incident at Bourbon Street this year?
refer to the following...
"...The 2025 New Orleans truck attack was an Islamic terrorist attack that occurred on January 1, 2025, at around 3:15 a.m. CST (UTC–6), when Shamsud-Din Jabbar, a 42-year-old African American Muslim man, rammed a pickup truck into a crowd on Bourbon Street in New Orleans, Louisiana, then exited the truck and engaged in a shootout with police before being fatally shot. Fourteen victims were killed, plus the perpetrator, and at least fifty-seven others were injured, including two police officers who were shot. The attack occurred during New Year celebrations in the city, which was "scheduled to host the 2025 Sugar Bowl later that day...."

12/29/2025 08:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

University of Chicago

12/29/2025 08:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spreyne is getting whacked shortly. Don’t hold your breath.
Apparently he stepped on his tiny Johnson flappin’ his mouth about Larry, other “fill in the blank” bosses and da Mayor. If your going to be a two faced M/F Brian make sure that you do it amongst like minded people and not within ear shot of others.
Got back to the Supe and da Mayor’s peeps - not good.
So who’s up for Commander in 008?

12/29/2025 08:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Becareful what you ask for. He suppose to be the next Commader in 008.

12/29/2025 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those two fuckers couldn’t find their ass from a hole in the ground.

12/29/2025 08:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stacey Davis to control ctu & cpd. Mark it !

12/29/2025 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moe, Larry and Curly

12/29/2025 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More like the rejects.
Shemp, Larry, and Joe

12/29/2025 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s what the Tact Lt in 005 is known for. He would do anything for another merit promotion.

12/29/2025 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does Larry have a female Detective in the Supe's Office? What is he doing there? Since the Dept is really short detectives, shouldn't she be in an Area solving crimes?

12/29/2025 08:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Karoly isn't horrible, at least better than the retard Lamb that had to have an office full of people to do all his work for him. Whoever kept giving him merit promotions needs their ass kicked.

12/29/2025 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Karl is a joke. He is dumb as dumb can be.

12/29/2025 09:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If you are working the beat for straight 20 it only shows that you failed miserably"

True. This blog likes to pretend that all white shirts are idiots and that the salt of the earth cops working a beat, wagon, or desk for 20-30 years are smarter, more talented, and would do it all better. But somehow, they couldn't rank well on a single promotional exam. How odd.

12/29/2025 09:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Greg G said...

TO
"Ok pal, enjoy your patrolmens pension. I'll take an exempt pension any day of the week if it was offered and I'd kiss whomevers ass I need to keep it.
12/29/2025 09:22:18 AM"
You are not a Cop! Just a suck ass! Do you wear the knee pads while riding on the back of the garbage truck?

12/29/2025 09:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please tell me BAZ is leaving soon too.

12/29/2025 10:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m hearing it is Dana “Big mama” O’Malley who will be the civilian Commissioner and the 1st Dept.
The plan is to streamline upper management and eliminate most exempt positions.
Commissioner will be a Sworn member (Ursitti). One Chief to oversee the Dept under 1st and remainder chief positions will be eliminated. Most Deputy Chiefs eliminated with exception one for operations and one for administration and one for each Area (combining Patrol and Detectives for intelligence sharing reasons) and 3 street deputies with 10 hour shifts - 4 hour gap will be handled by day deputies. One Commander per district and one commander per Area D unit. BCT will be cut down dramatically with Narcotics, Asset Forfeiture and Gangs merging. Vice gone and Intelligence scaled down focusing only on anti-terrorism efforts. All other units canine, airports, and swat etc will have one Commander, One Lt. and everything else run by Sgts.
Lt.’s will have large screens in their offices which will show the district in real time with red dots corresponding to each gps’d squad car. If you leave your beat it will beep and immediately alert the Lt and your supervisor. This is being done for beat integrity
And accountability.
With murders at a ten year low
and violent crime down with 2000+ police vacancies it showed them it can be done. Paying OT is still way cheaper than paying insurance and benefits for 2200 new hires. All the OT nonsense in the media is just smoke and mirrors. Eliminating all of those exempt spots will save millions over a several year plan, reduce larger pension payouts and will fulfill the Mayor’s original plan to “defund the police” by not hiring for attrition and in essence doing a reverse layoff and ultimately wiping/eliminating another 2K sworn positions as Rahm did.
Based on the city’s population
compared to others our size we still have too many officers even with eliminating the 2K.

You think we were fucked before she became the Chief of Staff for Larritorious just wait for what she has in store for us when she steps (or rolls) into her new position.
CPD is done!

12/29/2025 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back Nieves for Supt.

12/29/2025 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop it already.. the city is broke. Bankruptcy will be filed in 4 years and you will get nothing.

12/29/2025 10:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put all detectives back on a beat car for a month to humble them.

12/29/2025 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess the short answer is he’s the supt and can do anything he wants with his personnel. If that’s who he trusts, then I’d prob do the same thing. Surround yourself with people you like and trust.

12/29/2025 11:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny. Barz is lucky he ain’t behind Bars. He’s gone and should stay gone otherwise he may have som big problems…

12/29/2025 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, it will be O’Malley.

12/29/2025 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She’s now in Records.

12/29/2025 11:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Progressive income tax next, then a tax on pensions and finally a tax on pensions at the source for those of you thinking of moving out of state. Pritzker never saw a tax or buffet he didn’t like, keep voting Democratic thousands of Illegals need your support.

12/29/2025 11:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JVD was a pure clown. You actually defend that guy??? Destroyed our department with his tough guy “I was an englewood ranger” crap always bragging about how they got into shootings all the time in englewood. Tried impressing all the kids on midnights in 008.

12/30/2025 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unreported doesn’t mean down

12/30/2025 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should just fire all 10,000 cpd officers and hire 9,999 glen brooks’s. All seperate from one another with complete autonomy.

12/30/2025 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck T-1000

12/30/2025 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired Sergeant just got named Chief in Freeport.

12/30/2025 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent choice!

12/30/2025 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol CPD Detectives dont solve Crime, they suspend crime.

12/30/2025 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gtfo! On the down low?’

12/30/2025 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

T-1000 for Supe

12/30/2025 02:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s gonna be a black female or a socialist muslim as the new superintendent. This asshole has to bury the city before the election.

12/30/2025 04:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no way, JR from 016 CAPS has him beat in avoiding work
free meals only is his motto

12/30/2025 05:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talley or Barb West

12/30/2025 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In da mail.

12/30/2025 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hard to defend 16 shots? Have you heard of tunnel vision? Auditory exclusion? Any of the factors that come into play in a combat situation? JVD was given a use of Force defense by a person who has never been on the street. They should have paid the money and hired an expert who could have talked about the above things. I can see you must be part of the the “new hire” stupid as fuck crowd. Get some time on the job and learn about what actually transpires in a traumatic police involved shooting, and stop getting your fucking information from Netflix documentaries. The ignorance is getting intolerable……

The jury did what they did, and I won’t argue it, but the jury was not given a full account of the stress of a police involved shooting.

I hope you never have to endure a questionable decision, and I hope your body and mind are able to work perfectly in that hyper fight or flight time to determine. Good luck kid.

12/30/2025 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

People retire. Who give af. No matter the position or rank. Let’s hope you retire and get to enjoy it. Yall are so miserable. I doubt you will. Good luck to you though

12/30/2025 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD could have become a REAL police department under Charlie Beck. He was good for us the short time he was here but was in absolute amazement how "corruptly" the dept. was run. That's why he bailed asap.

12/30/2025 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And don't forget all of his promotions were merit. And the same for his merry band of CPS honor students of a command staff.

12/30/2025 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh god I hope for the reputation of the Department that he just retires. All these merit guys and gals retire and move to other Department to only be revealed as big an idiot as we knew them to be. It's very embarrassing to talk to someone from a legit police department who gets one of our merit bosses.

12/30/2025 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another clown who tried making us more like LA with his retarded changes and flow charts , just like McCarthy with his NY bullshit.

12/30/2025 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Female house mouse and another Anne Kirkpatrick…certainly more degrees than Larry, but equal street time and experience

12/30/2025 08:17:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

If JVD had used a revolver, he would still be on the job.

12/30/2025 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

worst Northside pic is Giltmeir. she can't even lead herself to water

12/30/2025 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dumb dana is as bad as it gets, she hates the sworn and is hiding behind her "family" of sworn story

12/30/2025 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he dumped his lazy LT to detectives, now we are stuck with her telling everyone the she is married to a commander and we can't do shit to her. thanks larritori

12/30/2025 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Long post above should have read

The plan is to streamline upper management and eliminate most exempt positions.
I’m hearing it is Dana “Big mama” O’Malley who will be the civilian Commissioner and the 1st Dept.
Commissioner will be a Sworn member (Ursitti). One Chief to oversee the Dept under 1st and remainder chief positions will be eliminated. Most Deputy Chiefs eliminated with exception one for operations and one for administration and one for each Area (combining Patrol and Detectives for intelligence sharing reasons) and 3 street deputies with 10 hour shifts - 4 hour gap will be handled by day deputies. One Commander per district and one commander per Area D unit. BCT will be cut down dramatically with Narcotics, Asset Forfeiture and Gangs merging. Vice gone and Intelligence scaled down focusing only on anti-terrorism efforts. All other units canine, airports, and swat etc will have one Commander, One Lt. and everything else run by Sgts.
Lt.’s will have large screens in their offices which will show the district in real time with red dots corresponding to each gps’d squad car. If you leave your beat it will beep and immediately alert the Lt and your supervisor. This is being done for beat integrity
and accountability.
With murders at a ten year low
and violent crime down with 2000+ police vacancies it showed them it can be done. Paying OT is still way cheaper than paying insurance and benefits for 2200 new hires. All the OT nonsense in the media is just smoke and mirrors. Eliminating all of those exempt spots will save millions over a several year plan, reduce larger pension payouts and will fulfill the Mayor’s original plan to “defund the police” by not hiring for attrition and in essence doing a reverse layoff and ultimately wiping/eliminating another 2K sworn positions as Rahm did.
Based on the city’s population
compared to others our size we allegedly still have too many officers even with eliminating the 2K.

You think we were fucked before she became the Chief of Staff for Larritorious just wait for what she has in store for us when she steps (or rolls) into her new position.
CPD is done!

12/30/2025 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice!

12/30/2025 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She’s now in Records.
12/29/2025 11:52:36 PM
That's on paper but where does she lay her head ;)

12/30/2025 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The “king” is gone… what happened to his two jesters in Vince and Angelo?

12/30/2025 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreed...Larry is the best we are going to get. Even with all his faults, and baggage. Regardless of the fact that he couldn't pass a promotional exam to save his life.
I am convinced that Coneheads next choice will be bad in galactically stupid proportions.
Remember, we are dealing with Chicago values here...

12/30/2025 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That city is a small version of Chicago. Nothing is going to help them, especially a boss hole out of Chicago PD.

12/30/2025 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’d agree on robberies, thefts burglaries, but it’s alittle harder murders and shooting. How do you unreport a guy with a few bullets in his head and chest and when someone’s shot and either goes or is taken to the hospital with bullets in his body stab wounds claiming he was shot or stabbed

12/30/2025 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s nonsense. He didn’t force anyone. The policy for the shots was set by the mayor and supentendant, not Larry He did the paperwork and if he didn’t someone else would have. And no, no Lt would say no and jeopardize future promotions or spots. I’ve seen district guys write more tickets after being informed they were being changed from an early car to a late car

12/30/2025 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He worked tact in 002

12/30/2025 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No sure about that retirement. Only been superintendent for 2 years. Big difference between deputy chief and superintendent pay for that pension. Doubt BJ would fire him after the murder and shooting stats came out

12/30/2025 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Under Illinois law, cities over 25,000 population cannot file bankruptcy.
See Local Government Financial Planning and Supervision Act, 50 ILCS 320/1 et seq.

12/30/2025 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Sgt who was in an inside spot or limited duty almost her entire career. How could CPD have passed up the opportunity to merit promote this fine office Lt to Command. How f’d up is this suburb of Freeport. DEI.

12/30/2025 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“ Hard to defend 16 shots? Have you heard of tunnel vision? Auditory exclusion? Any of the factors that come into play in a combat situation? JVD was given a use of Force defense by a person who has never been on the street. They should have paid the money and hired an expert who could have talked about the above things. I can see you must be part of the the “new hire” stupid as fuck crowd. Get some time on the job and learn about what actually transpires in a traumatic police involved shooting, and stop getting your fucking information from Netflix documentaries. The ignorance is getting intolerable……”

Seriously? 9 of the 16 shots were in his back while he was laying on the ground. Try to REASONABLY defend that.

12/30/2025 05:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are doomed if this is truly the case.

12/30/2025 05:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3 years in May. Exempts only need 3 years to collect.

12/30/2025 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It involves the Academy, a male recruit, and the locker room. Lawsuit will hit the news soon.

12/30/2025 07:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe dh from 4 should have a meeting with jr from 16 and unite their ideas to make cpd the best place But mm from 4 will have to join dh also He has all the answers. Just ask him !!

12/30/2025 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sure I know positively he wasn’t approved by the City Council until September 2023

12/30/2025 10:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sep 27, 2023 — Aldermen voted 48-0 in favor of Snelling, who will take the reins from Interim CPD Supt. Fred Waller. Snelling is a 30-year member of the .

12/30/2025 10:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s easy, just steady record everyone in your personal phone. Then threaten the command staff to notify BIA and boom untouchable. Hope someone is recording him working his 4 hour tours. Not to mention also working out on the clock.

12/30/2025 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC: it’s worth nothing our elected union president openly praised snelling as “the best and only choice to lead.”

Maybe the FOP should stick to officer business and stay the fuck out of HQ business

12/31/2025 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Siwek will be the next Superintendent. u heard it here first!

merit promotions will be based on how many cars are brought in for brake jobs and oil changes

12/31/2025 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only 3 years to collect but what they collect is based on the last 4 years that extra year and a hall of superintendents pay makes a huge difference in the prnion. I wouldn’t be buying my ticket to the retirement party right now

12/31/2025 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rather than complain and talk ish on this blog, be the better person. Pull JO to the side and offer some advice. We gotta work together

12/31/2025 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brian and Fred went to High School together. When Fred was in 022 crying that he wanted be a Captain, Brian made him the Cmdr of 008. When Fred failed to respond to a car accident last Dec.23 of an off duty PO that killed someone, Fred was slotted to go back to Lt. rank but he just retired instead. Now Brian is Deputy Chief at Tinley and Fred mysteriously gets hired as Commander. Given....not earned!

12/31/2025 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHO?

12/31/2025 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sure I know positively he wasn’t approved by the City Council until September 2023

He became superintendent September 2023. Prior to that he was Chief of Counterterrorism for about a year.
So he will have 2 years 8 months as Superintendent
1 year as chief of counterterrorism
And about 4 months of deputy chief salary for his best 4 years to go towards his pension…… If all this is true, and he retires in May, he won’t be struggling financially!

12/31/2025 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No fan of hers but how is she supposed to stop that???? SMH. Police were right there and responded

12/31/2025 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BEE SSSS always approachable always happy to give advice maybe its just you !

12/31/2025 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL going nowhere

12/31/2025 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O’Malley! We are fucked!

12/31/2025 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4 hours? Lol. More like 2. Hope he realizes the squeaky wheel gets the grease and that he is being watched and recorded also. Just a matter of time til he’s brought down to earth and in some shit. Don’t throw rocks when you live in a glass house!!!!!

12/31/2025 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one said he would be struggling, just a lower pension. With his years as superintendent he will get federal and county offers along with private companies. He will be going better than fine financially

12/31/2025 08:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That would be so awesome

1/01/2026 11:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CAPS in 004 is a joke. They should have cleaned house. They were all stealing money from the city

1/01/2026 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Roti Roti

1/03/2026 01:04:00 PM  

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