Monday, December 29, 2025

Ghoul Pool Time

It's that time again: 

Step 1 - sell the squares. If you want to be generous, blank out three squares since there are only twenty-two Districts. If you want to be devious, sell all twenty-five squares. Three people will be out before the first shot is fired (thank you for your donation!)

Step 2 - get out your cell phone and go to one of those "random number generator" sites and get a number between 1 and 25 - that's your starting box. Example - #17 is generated:


Step 3 - using that same site, use the "comprehensive version," set the lower (1) and upper (25) limit, integers only, no duplication. There are your twenty-five Districts in random order, starting at the random box from Step 2. Example, order generated begins 005, 019, 025, 001, etc:

 

Step 4 - shade out the non-existent Districts (those are immediate losses) and wait for the mayhem to ensue! If you don't feel like listening to whiners, shade out three random squares, don't sell them, then ignore the 013, 021, 023 results in the random string.

NOTE: Have a witness or two while you do this so everyone knows it's on the up-and-up.

NOTE: Set rules beforehand - is it the first 0110 by RD# or by hospital Time of Death - they differ and will lead to arguments. What if you pull an Agg Battery in 007 at 0001 hours and he dies three days later, while two other victims bite the dust in 011 the first night? Does "Manner of Demise" count? Gunshot, stabbing, bludgeoning, vehicular? It makes a difference.

NOTE: All gambling involving money MUST go through the State of Illinois so Fata$$ gets his cut. This in-house type of gambling involves NO cash, only toothpicks.

NOTE: For Pete's sake, DO NOT allow the following people to play:

  • anyone from IAD
  • anyone above a testable rank
  • anyone who was in the Patty Casey study group
  • anyone who was in the Fenner wedding party
  • Conehead 

Keep it simple. 

You can even do this District-wide by Beat, but you might be stuck waiting for a few weeks for a result in some places. If you want a HUGE pool, an Area can do it by Beats, but it'll be harder to locate that many toothpicks on short notice. 

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22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fort Forgotten had a pool once..
Bobby got 16....
Spent the day trying to cause a terrorist attack at airport.....
Domestic murder suicide almost at midnight.. .
Bobby took .money, paid for next watch party...
Always loved Bobby...

12/29/2025 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget first gun bust of the years and remember 003 got caught in a lie.

12/29/2025 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have three less districts but even more commanders than before.

12/29/2025 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one will win the Gool Pool …. Crime is down ! Ur all wasting ur time !

12/29/2025 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cheating/Merit A2 Det Cmdr Dachae BLANTON is 100% out of control. Det moral at zero yet she continues to micro manage, SPAR for petty stuff, doc pay. She needs to be gone

12/29/2025 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Gotta go with the classic 011.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/29/2025 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love it. Go team.

12/29/2025 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don’t disagree, she’s definitely not anywhere near as smart as she thinks she is, use your mind, she does plenty that you would be able to file a cr number over. She constantly violates the contract and general orders. Open your eyes and watch what she does and then have the nuts to file the cr numbers. If you don’t, then don’t complain, because you are part of the problem. You want someone else to do the heavy lifting for you and take all the risk, man up or shut up!!! Ask some of the female's that were dumped over the years from her front office for dirt, they have the it…

12/29/2025 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm betting on the district st sabina is in because they will have one of those midnight basketball games that ends in a shoot out,,, guaranteed,, I aint playin, you feel me?

12/29/2025 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ill go with 18, they way that district has been going lately.

12/29/2025 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice to see it's still around

12/29/2025 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can't go wrong with 011 but on a few occasions their thunder was taken.

12/29/2025 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

then we need a new committee to look into why we need all these commanders, so soon someone will be promoted to commander to oversee this committee and that commander will need a secretary, a driver, a captain as an assistant and an office staff

12/29/2025 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous HeyJackass said...

Hey SCC,

To further illustrate your point, there was an argument at the beginning of 2025 as to who got credit for the first 0110. If one were to go by RD#, 010 won, but if one were instead to go with time of death, 006 takes it.

The discrepancy arose because the victim from 010 was shot but lingered for about a day before succumbing, while the victim in 006 died within an hour or so of being shot early on New Year’s morning.

12/29/2025 09:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yea nothing happened didn’t the tac sgt from that team shortly get sent to HQ , then narcotics .

12/30/2025 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Going with an underdog this year ….. 019

12/30/2025 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wild BR ? 1610 second watch ( former ) we all miss that dude , that’s back when second watch in 016 was the place to be . Not the annoying female 1610 now getting on the radio every twenty seconds . Go back go first watch please .

12/30/2025 05:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't go wrong with 011,015,007,006, 003,005, except when that drunk pipe fitter in 016 has had enough of the old lady yapping, then it throws a tizzy in the pool.

12/30/2025 07:01:00 AM  
Blogger Over said...

Sooo the guy in 010 who was just shot should have been a 041A..
they are looking for 0110

12/30/2025 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My picks: 011..015..018..001

12/30/2025 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, so much for affecting the commander. She got demoted for other reasons only to be repromoted later to Commander and now a Depury Chief. Yeah it’s all legit. A bunch or babbling buffoons with make believe degrees that weren’t legitimately earned.

12/31/2025 02:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember when even 013 got the first one about twenty years ago: F/1 stabbed to death at 533 or 523 N. Kedzie. Actually, this area in the District was affectionately known as “Fillmore Heights”!

1/01/2026 10:57:00 AM  

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