Monday, December 29, 2025

Forty....Now Fifty

Someone is definitely getting a discount on bulk ammo purchases:

  • Gunmen fired at least 50 shots on a River North street corner overnight, killing one man and critically wounding three others in the third mass shooting on the Near North Side since July. All three of those major shootings have been linked to the area’s nightlife districts.

    In a statement, Chicago Police Department said officers responding to a report of multiple people shot found four victims who had been struck by gunfire in the 400 block of North LaSalle Street around 2:35 a.m. Sunday. The victims were entering a vehicle in a nearby parking lot when four male gunmen approached on foot and opened fire, CPD said. The gunmen then got into a vehicle and fled the area.

    The car the victims were entering, a Lamborghini SUV, rolled to a stop on LaSalle Street just outside the parking lot ramp. Officers located one victim inside the vehicle, two others lying in the street, and a fourth nearby.

And before you ask, yes, the Lamborghini is going to be fine....

....after a crap load of body work and two or three deep cleanings to get rid of the blood and weed smell. 

(or does the weed smell come standard in Lambos now? The last few we went through all smelled like weed) 

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