Monday, December 29, 2025

Forty....Now Fifty

Someone is definitely getting a discount on bulk ammo purchases:

  • Gunmen fired at least 50 shots on a River North street corner overnight, killing one man and critically wounding three others in the third mass shooting on the Near North Side since July. All three of those major shootings have been linked to the area’s nightlife districts.

    In a statement, Chicago Police Department said officers responding to a report of multiple people shot found four victims who had been struck by gunfire in the 400 block of North LaSalle Street around 2:35 a.m. Sunday. The victims were entering a vehicle in a nearby parking lot when four male gunmen approached on foot and opened fire, CPD said. The gunmen then got into a vehicle and fled the area.

    The car the victims were entering, a Lamborghini SUV, rolled to a stop on LaSalle Street just outside the parking lot ramp. Officers located one victim inside the vehicle, two others lying in the street, and a fourth nearby.

And before you ask, yes, the Lamborghini is going to be fine....

....after a crap load of body work and two or three deep cleanings to get rid of the blood and weed smell. 

(or does the weed smell come standard in Lambos now? The last few we went through all smelled like weed) 

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39 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime with the weather. The weather won’t keep things in check forever.

12/29/2025 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The bosses are looking foolish at crime scenes. Most just run around with their phones in their ear. It’s as in everyone is getting dumber. No one wants to get involved.

12/29/2025 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drug deal gone good?

12/29/2025 04:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee...I wonder what description the shooters would fit?
Gee...I wonder what description the shoot-e"s would fit?

12/29/2025 05:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "victims are all GDs from 010. Who CARES????

12/29/2025 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Taxpayers will pay all cleanup and medical. They're a drain on America.

12/29/2025 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rental

12/29/2025 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhh ...nothing says holidays like fifty shots in the ghetto of Chicago

12/29/2025 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

Being a thug must be very lucrative.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/29/2025 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The owner must have had a good job. A Lambo Urus goes for around 300k.

12/29/2025 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the club/bar that all this started at going to be shut down like all the others ? Probably not. Must be nice to be connected. The incident was all related to the Chicago music scene. Same at the shooting on Chicago and Franklin. RIP 051 Woo.

12/29/2025 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Always hated walking in that area. Hubbard always gave me the creeps when I crossed it. I guess now it's got the ghetto gang banger plague.

12/29/2025 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All democrats and liberal turds involved so IDGAF

12/29/2025 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This mornings Tribune headline continues to beat the drum…..crime is waaaaaay down, except for a handful of “high profile” incidents.
With THIS great line……. “Those crimes were red meat for those who revel in the city’s reputation as a lawless wasteland helmed by liberal politicians.”

THAT line alone should lead to a Pulitzer, err I mean, Pritzger Prize Award.

12/29/2025 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another MASS shooting at 1200 w 78th street near St. Sabina. Thanks Brandon.Also to Rev.
Pfleger PEOPLE kill PEOPLE. Don’t blame GUNS. We’re so tired of that motto.
Try holding PEOPLE accountable.

12/29/2025 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want a work job like these fools. Driving a lambo, clubbing all hours of the morning, kicking it with the hoes, feel me? How does they wake up in the morning to go to work?

12/29/2025 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Lamborghini? Such a waste...50 shots and only one kill? Also, such a waste. The sheer economics of being a gangster in Chicago boggles the mind.
Chicago values, since 1837

12/29/2025 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Naw, another Rap video gone wrong...

12/29/2025 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does mayor Johnsons consider this an isolated incident? He speaks well of the baby Capones mob violence using palatable soft syllables . Now he dealing with the growd up Capones using their typewriters in a remake of a vicious Valentine Day massacre. Fifty shots thick. They unloaded how many clips plus the ones in the hole making some bodies turn cold? You got a gun up in your waist please don't shoot up the place. Why? Cause I see some ladies that should be having our babies, bebe.

12/29/2025 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a good thing that the remaining 3 have great medical insurance or else the city will be on the hook for millions.

12/29/2025 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thing crime is down

12/29/2025 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reverend Pastor Deacon Father Pfleger's basketball tournament turned into an "urban incident" involving gunfire into a crowd near his House of Worship. The pastor needs to address the flock and preach of the evils of the unlawful use of a glock. Its gotten so bad in this democrat-strong community where you can't play ball at the church without ending up a gruesome statistic. More state and federal funding is needed to keep these anti-violence programs alive keeping those youth's idle hands from doing the devil's work. Unaccountable monies put to positive work in the at risk community.

12/29/2025 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another rapper has come and gone by the usual suspects.

12/29/2025 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Five toothpicks say the Lamborghini was stolen......

12/29/2025 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How do you get the weed smell out of a car?

12/29/2025 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We've been told for the past few years that we are the problem so why should we get involved or even care. Write your paper, make your notifications, then go down in the station for your e-learning.

12/29/2025 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sell it

12/29/2025 04:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe take some of the money you are spending on those sleds and go to the gun range and practice. Stop turning the gun sideways dumbasses

12/29/2025 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Ha. You're So Funny!!!

12/29/2025 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To quote Vanilla Ice:
Girls were hot, wearing less than Bikinis
Rock Man Lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous, Cuz I’m out getting mine…
Jay with the Gage and Vanilla with the
Nine…

12/29/2025 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No more for police cut police officers but over here after the craziness of our last tax bills cps again more cash into that trash can
https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago-board-education-quietly-votes-raise-property-taxes

12/29/2025 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The men’s basketball league that lead to the shooting has been shut down.
Problem solved by Father Phaker.

12/29/2025 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn’t there gun play back in the Midnight Basketball League days?
Just another…….offensive foul.

12/29/2025 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are there any nice houses in 010, so you live in a government subsidized house and how have a Lamborghini, does this make any sense.

12/29/2025 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poetry.

12/29/2025 10:59:00 PM  
Blogger Over said...

Exactly

12/30/2025 06:03:00 AM  
Blogger Over said...

Probably a rental

12/30/2025 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to Stalingrad on the Lake.

12/30/2025 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Are there any nice houses in 010, so you live in a government subsidized house and how have a Lamborghini, does this make any sense."

Remember, you can sleep in your ride, but you can't drive your crib.

12/30/2025 08:22:00 AM  

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