Sunday, February 01, 2026

Granny Clampett

She just can't stay out of the news as the most incompetent carpetbagger of all time:


ILLEGAL ALIENS have no business enforcing laws when they can't follow the law themselves.

(note: ILLEGAL ALIENS are different from resident aliens who are here legally, have green cards, have declared their intentions to become citizens and are in the midst of the process - we've served with more than a few and all were good cops.)

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not help foreign countries take over America!

2/01/2026 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee, the first time an illegal as a peace officer either beats someone to a pulp or kills someone the lawsuit will break the city, parish, and state.

2/01/2026 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just gets me sick!

2/01/2026 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Granny Clampett and that bob haircut. She’s as incompetent and liberal as the day is long.

2/01/2026 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell me there isn’t something nefarious going on with this one, going from city to city trying to wreak havoc in police departments all over the country. A Soros tool perhaps?

2/01/2026 01:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's STILL around!? Holy fuck I thought she'd be dead by now. She's giving Leo "Rick Flair" Schmitz a run for his money on how many departments she can get a pension from.

2/01/2026 02:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where do these people come from. Give them a big job and they sellout the country.

2/01/2026 02:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This will be the norm in the years to come. The giveaway will be when you get in the squad and your partner doesn’t speak English!!

2/01/2026 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT

“ Mayor says prosecutors helped craft his ICE prosecution plan, but state’s attorney calls claim ‘not true’
January 31, 2026 7:28 PM Tim Hecke” cwbchicago.com

Not only does he have a conehead but he grew a Pinocchio nose.

2/01/2026 02:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT

“ Mayor Johnson directs Chicago police to investigate federal immigration agents' alleged misconduct
ByEvelyn Holmes and ABC7 Chicago Digital Team WLS logo
Saturday, January 31, 2026 6:40PM”. abc7chicago.com

You are either with us or with them.Pick a side!!!

2/01/2026 03:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So not being the police my question is how the hell doesn't the police have access to whatever Federal database that says John Doe is not here legally?? Does the police take fingerprints & check on those?? I remember going into the Air Force. I had my fingerprints taken when I went to MEPS. Had my prints taken 2 more times to get my Top Secret clearance. 3 times in 2 years I didn't think prints changed but when you're 17-18 yoa you don't ask questions. So how does anyone get into an academy W/O the police bosses knowing who the F you are W/O taking prints???????????

2/01/2026 03:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s embarrassing that she is the top cop.

But it’s more embarrassing that our idiot mayor would think I would ever arrest an ICE agent

2/01/2026 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New Orleans sucks almost as much as Shitcago. Who the fuck would want to be the police in NOLA? Only advantage it has is that it’s a red state and has better weather. Other then that, it blows.

2/01/2026 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ATC = Air Traffic Controller,,, they help guide in those ice agents when they land at the airport

2/01/2026 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At this point, I'd just take actual aliens from space.

2/01/2026 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

She was a failure everywhere.

No keeses for her!!!!

2/01/2026 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haircut? LOL
It’s called a wig

2/01/2026 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should go arrest that Hanover Park “policeman” again. All along he knew he was breaking the law when he overstayed his Visa, in obtaining a drivers license and obtaining a weapon. He knew he lied answering those questions on the affidavit’s he swore to. So Hanover Park’s liberal administration wants us to believe he’s NOW going to follow the law. Joke.

2/01/2026 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Runner up for Minneapolis Chief? LOL

2/01/2026 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Civilian here, worked for defense contractor, starting 1975, had PRINTS taken as part of getting just a confidential clearance ... and while going to a trade school in Indiana I worked at Ft Wayne State Hospital & Training Center (it was called) had prints taken there too by the state.

2/01/2026 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is what’s happening.

2/01/2026 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

100%.

2/01/2026 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is something nefarious going on with this one.

2/01/2026 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I stopped vomiting a while back.

2/01/2026 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That only happens in BROOKFIELD

2/01/2026 09:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.police1.com/federal-law-enforcement/new-orleans-pd-recruit-taken-into-custody-by-ice

2/01/2026 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I recall that an order came out prohibiting officers from communicating on the PDT’s in Spanish to other officer(s) or talking on the zone or city wide channels in a foreign language. This order was probably around 2000 or so.

2/01/2026 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s already happening. And the non English speaker is the one who’s always on the f’n radio!

2/01/2026 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAG. Hired after Guilt-trip

2/01/2026 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They ran her out of Chicago and Oakland.

2/01/2026 11:48:00 AM  
Blogger Halligan39 said...

"Better" is a stretch there, partner. Yeah 40 degrees is a cold day for the first two weeks of January, but what we get in August, they get from April to October. It's a different flavor of horrible. Plus, the pay sucks, all they give you is a free bag to collect your protection money with.

2/01/2026 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A liberal is a liberal does

2/01/2026 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT- what the he'll is this?
https://www.chicago.gov/city/en/depts/mayor/press_room/press_releases/2026/january/ice-on-notice.html

2/01/2026 12:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clutch Cargo Says:
Can she pass a physical fitness, strength test ? If not, what business does she have in any Supervisory position?

2/01/2026 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Frenchy Martin Says:
And once again, Chicago taxpayers get the bill for more of his nonsense.

2/01/2026 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leo might have her beat….he just left the sheriffs police for a job with the feds. Real hush hush in the county. Maybe he’s going to take bovinos job

2/01/2026 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 03, 2025
Pritzkers LUV Epstein!
This is from two weeks ago.

Not only is Fata$$'s cousin prominently mentioned in the Epstein files (Thomas Pritzker referred to Epstein as "like family" in emails spanning nine years), Porky's people solicited campaign donations from Epstein even after the conviction for soliciting sex from a minor:

Many of the long-awaited Epstein files are finally out – and Democrats who spent years demanding their release are suddenly silent now that their own party leaders keep appearing in the documents.

Among them: House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries and, here in Illinois, Gov. JB Pritzker and his billionaire family.

The newly released 20,000-plus pages from the House Oversight Committee do not place JB Pritzker on Epstein’s island, his jet, or inside the man’s criminal enterprise. But they do expose something Democrats hoped voters would never see: a 2018 solicitation sent to Jeffrey Epstein on behalf of JB Pritzker’s gubernatorial campaign – a full decade after Epstein was convicted in 2008 for soliciting sex from a minor.

The email, sent by Democrat-aligned operatives linked to ActBlue, pitched Pritzker as a “rising star” and invited Epstein to a Chicago donor event.
This would explain the near-constant media distractions currently underway to divert attention from the files. Like the Hegseth "war crimes" story that the New York Times (the actual New York Times!) admitted was false. Or the demand for Trump to release his MRI....which he did.

The same people who are still silent about Sparklefarts killing over 800 innocent civilians overseas in missile strikes on un-convicted American citizens or Biden being sharp as a tack while wandering around unattended, shaking hands with ghosts and talking to dead leaders and congress-weasels.

2/01/2026 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why isn’t she making possum stew by now. Pity she’s ruining another city. That one is a walking crazy on steroids.

2/01/2026 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That has already happened here.

2/01/2026 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huge warehouses are being purchased. The games have just begun. Hopefully they will keep one of the big ones for the Democrats like Pritzker and Brandon lock them up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIPV6bgw9SI

2/01/2026 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Granny needs to go back to the Ozarks and Bug Tussle, Missouri.

2/01/2026 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolute insult to the profession.Granny should have been a librarian.

2/01/2026 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good comparison, he is also completely useless.

2/01/2026 04:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That parade float Prickster is going to need his own warehouse to hold him.

2/01/2026 07:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How the hell does this idiot still have a police job as a boss? Never mind, she is supported buy the same people who support illegal aliens, criminals, people who cannot identify a woman or man, who support children mutilating their genitals, those who hate law enforcement, the military, and law abiding taxpayers. These people are also known as Democratic voters and Democratic Politicians.

2/01/2026 08:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a retired tradesman. I have lost count of all the finger printing and deep background checks I have gone thru for admission to ports , airports, power plants and govt properties. BASF on 118th and Pulaski for instance small plant full background check to do construction work there. How can these govt agencies claim they had no idea some barely English speaking person was illegal ? Just more lies from the woke crowd. God I hate this state

2/01/2026 09:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every employer is required to have an I9 on file for each employee. They also are encouraged to use eVerify.

2/03/2026 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Green card holders being hired? Fuck that! Only Americans ought to be law enforcement.

2/03/2026 05:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least Granny Clampett could handle a shotgun…

2/04/2026 05:54:00 PM  
Blogger RB said...

Well just WTF ?

2/04/2026 06:35:00 PM  

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