Granny Clampett

She just can't stay out of the news as the most incompetent carpetbagger of all time:

ILLEGAL ALIENS have no business enforcing laws when they can't follow the law themselves.

(note: ILLEGAL ALIENS are different from resident aliens who are here legally, have green cards, have declared their intentions to become citizens and are in the midst of the process - we've served with more than a few and all were good cops.)