Voting Time!
And anyone can do it, multiple times, without limit!
Chicagoans can vote through Sunday to pick a notable Italian to be honored with a statue in Little Italy’s Arrigo Park, where a statue of Christopher Columbus once stood.
Eight notable Italian Americans are finalists in a little-advertised contest for the honor:
- Amerigo Vespucci, the explorer after whom America is named.
- Antonin Scalia, a former U.S. Supreme Court justice appointed by former President Ronald Reagan.
- Enrico Fermi, the creator of the world’s first artificial nuclear reactor at the University of Chicago.
- Florence Scala, an activist who challenged the construction of the University of Illinois at Chicago in the early 1960s in Little Italy and served at Hull House.
- Maria Montessori, a physician and educator who developed a new way of teaching very young children through play and hands-on activities.
- Frances Xavier Cabrini, the first American saint, who served poor Italian immigrants in Chicago.
- Phillip Mazzei, who aided the American Revolution and is credited with inspiring former President Thomas Jefferson to include the phrase “all men are created equal” in the Declaration of Independence.
- Renato Dulbecco, a virologist who won the Nobel Prize for discovering that some viruses can cause cancer.
No Joe DiMaggio? Frank Sinatra? Tony Accardo? Ah well.
In any event, here's the link to go vote.
And the best part is:
Officials said only Chicagoans should vote in the contest, and should cast only one ballot. While the online form created on a Microsoft platform asks voters for their name and ZIP code, there is no mechanism to prevent people from outside the city from casting a ballot by creating a false name and picking a random Chicago zip code.
Park District officials said “submissions are monitored for irregular or duplicate voting patterns.”
In other words, it's EXACTLY like Chicago elections have been for over one hundred years!
Go vote today! Then do it again! And again! And again!
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75 Comments:
Tony Soprano
Alfonso Capone
The form is NOT accepting votes!
Frank Sinatra would have been a good pick. Old man Daley made him a honorary citizen of Chicago in 1975, and made 2 songs about Chicago. Not to mention he started his career in the late 1930s right here.
“Vote Early & Vote Often” should be the motto on the Chicago Seal.
Isn't Amerigo Vespucci a little too connected to the "stolen land" grievance?
Thanks SCC; for bringing this to our attention.
If anyone should be honored it should be Florence Scala, 1918 to 2007. They called her the mayor of Taylor Street. She was community activist who fought old man Daley who was ripping down the old Italian neighborhood to make way for the UIC campus. For years she got a lot of coverage in her quest to stop the destruction of her neighborhood. She was a real fighter for her people. She was born and lived at 1030 W Taylor and had her restaurant, “Florence” there.
See: Florence Scala: “The Joan of Arc of Chicago’s Near West Side”. Mascontext.com Jan 20, 2025
Peppino?
As long as there's no statute of little madigan.
Wonder how that midget is being treated in the penitentiary?
Knowing the Italians that I know personally they would pick….
Joesph Lombardo
Angelo LaPietra
Lil’ GiGi Calabrese
I never met an Italian dude in this city who didn’t remind you every half hour they are, in fact, Italian and I never met one who didn’t pretend to be “connected” despite the fact their mother is Italian and they inherited a Polish last name from their fathers. Lol.
How about rocky balboa.
Luca Brazzi
Funny how people will vote for a statue or a stupid snow plow name but wont vote in real consequential political elections.
As of 6am, the form is not working
What NO Columbus???
You must have broken it-"This form is currently not accepting responses."
Politically approved dead Italians! Fuck off Shitcago park district.
I voted. And so did my 3 dead aunts & knuckles.
Reminds me how a handful of liberals managed to get the Columbus statue removed because it offended them. Wonder if it's sitting in a warehouse somewhere or was it melted down?
Wait what happened to Rocky and Rocky lol
No Jimmy DeLeo? No Bill Banks? No Jimmy Banks the squarest guy in the history of square guys? The list ain't worth the paper its printed on because these name are withheld. Cmon paisons u can do better.
No Vito Corleone??? WTF!!!
I don't know about some of the people in contention but I do know Florence. She grew up in Chicago and fought for the business and residence that were forced to move to make way for UIC (Circle campus) and 290. While hiding from work or writing up ICE agents give her a google.
Naw, a George Floyd statue is a must for that location.
yea,,, then about 100 pigeons can rest and poop on his lips
Billy Batts. Now go home and get your shine box!!!
Beverly D'Angleo
Speaking of voting, can you believe “Abolish Ice” is on the ballot as a possible name for a Chicago snowplow? I believe this playful contest should NOT be used for political commentary. This is just completely absurd, but not surprising one bit.
Bingo!
My votes for officer Earrings.
How about Chef Boy R Dee?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Christopher Columbus
Enrico Pallazzo
Palermos on 95th st bring him Pizza every week.
Put Christopher back in place. It’s just the right thing to do.
Come on now that st George floyd
Hey yo Tony Soprano?
how about we pulling out of the warehouse and put it back up but put a different name plaque on the thing which matches one of these votes? freaking CPS gradumates would have no idea... maing all them Italians done look alike...
What about a statue of my uncle Chef Boyardee or my cousin Alredo Fettuccine?
Sophia Loren
I voted. Super Mario
If George Floyd can have a statue, why not Al Capone? He actually did some public acts of good, unlike Floyd, he fed the poor, etc.
No “Jury Duty” notice with this kind of voting. It’s never stopped me voting, but I do get annoyed that I get called every 3 years or so in a city this size. I honestly think if they changed the system to just include anyone with a DMV license in Chicago instead of using voter rolls, you’d see a better turn out in elections and you’d get people to actually change their DL to where they live, instead of people driving around with a Maine DL for 8 years.
Howbout an equestrian statue of the Dreadhead Cowboy instead?
they also left out Enrico Polazzo, the famous opera singer
Tony Accardo deserves a statue!
i wan a stature of biggy smalls -notorius big
please no statue of gene roy gene please go away i voted for saul
Vincent Mancini
Only a couple too tree guys on dat list are deserving
Prince Spaghetti
A pair of concrete clown shoes should suffice in memory of Groot
The cast of Jersey Shore!
La Cosa Nostra has plenty to choose from. Also Joe Pesci or John Gotti would look cool
As of Monday afternoon, the site was shut down. Typical Chicago
The fact that the community doesn’t want Florence Scala says it all. She was an icon in the neighborhood and they still don’t want a statue of her. Put Columbus back and stop catering to the whiny liberals who don’t even live there
Tony Rizzo, sorry Sox fans!
Giorgino Floydulicci
No Super Mario ???
how about paulie walnuts
you're a dork
Joe Batters, when he was in charge one could ride the Electric Buses on North Ave. to Ashland or Irving Park to Milwaukee Ave. Elmwood Park was a safe place live. Lake Street EL was decent. One has to have some meat hooks on the basement joists if you mean business. Just a better Class Boss Tony A.
I second Al Capone , he never pointed a loaded 45 at the belly of a pregnant woman, arrest or lied about not being able to breath when on enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Nick Celozi where you always save more money.
Scala is from the past when Chicago had ethnic neighborhoods. She tried to save it. Most of the offspring of the people who lived there have fled to the suburbs just like all of the ethnic neighborhoods in Chicago. The yuppies that moved in to these neighborhoods are from all over the country and the world. There is no real attachment to these areas. Cities are constantly changing. The newcomers have no idea of the past.
What about derrick rose...
Link SCC gave is "not accepting" anything, says some Microsoft 365, whatever that is.
A new Soviet STD affecting partygoing Microsoft families, judging from the latest Epstein, uh, material.
Anyway -
Chicago cheered as Italo Balbo led a squadron of 24 Italian aircraft that splashed down in Lake Michigan 90 years ago
"Italian Gen. Italo Balbo’s arrival in Chicago was a spectacular performance freighted with future history. Early on the evening of July 15, 1933, his air fleet could be glimpsed amid the enveloping mists of the city’s heavily industrialized South Side..."
Dr. Vinnie Boombatz
God bless Vince. He was a great guy. From the original SOS. He was our grammar school football referee forever. He grew up on Taylor Street.
Benito Mussolini
I’d put up a statue of Meloni
Giovanni Donanchriccia, the owner of Albano's Pizza on Roosevelt Rd. in Cicero, who was murdered while protecting his wife during an armed robbery in 2013.
Tony Two Times
Joey Buttafuocco
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