Monday, February 23, 2026

What the...?!??

This exists?

 

We were told years ago that the current CPD Star is a copyrighted design, which is why most of the t-shirts and memorabilia that you see all have the 1955 star design - that one isn't copyright protected. We would assume that the shoulder patches were also protected, meaning you can't legally alter them like this.

More importantly, who did this? Because it's either the most arrogant thing we've seen if Heiniken did it himself or it's one of the biggest efforts at ass kissing in the history of ass smoochery. Did someone get a "merit" promotion out of this?

And before someone claims it's a photoshop or A.I., we're told the actual patch it's hanging on the wall of a business establishment frequented by Heiniken himself....at least until later Tuesday (they're closed on Mondays).

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58 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone is wearing stripes for this creation.

2/23/2026 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not the police but what is BOP? Bureau of Prisons??

2/23/2026 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tool.

2/23/2026 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another loser boss who isn’t worth anything. Jon Hein Is incompetent clown who is another police impersonator.

2/23/2026 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smoochery - the Possum Lodge word of the day.

2/23/2026 01:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still haven't been contacted by COPA regarding the complaint I made against Hein for ordering officers not to assist Homeland Security's call for assistance.

2/23/2026 05:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The arrogance of Dan Godsil defined off on Jon.

2/23/2026 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Rules for thee but not for me".

2/23/2026 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There at least two companies offering replicas of CPD stars, detective, & lieutenant that I have seen.

2/23/2026 06:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Disgusting. All merit Jon

2/23/2026 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Amanda or Cho have that done? Both think they will be next Commander of 017

2/23/2026 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tony's?

2/23/2026 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was told that patch design template was an ashtray shape proposed by a big boss who was a smoker. It does look like an old school ashtray.

2/23/2026 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't overlook the parody exception, there are more than a few jokes involved in this mess...

2/23/2026 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

That is outstanding ass kissery. And believe you me, I know ass kissery.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

2/23/2026 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take Heineken outta of your dam mouth!

2/23/2026 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

2/23/2026 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prick has his own coin with his name on it too

2/23/2026 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bureau of Patrol

2/23/2026 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shimmy shimmy koko bop (check it out on you tube, early Dick Clark).

2/23/2026 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t hold your breath Brother (or Sister), the whole system is rigged against us.

2/23/2026 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ve seen it. It exists and it’s very sad.

2/23/2026 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always thought a slight change in the red banner that contains "URBS IN HORTO" to Royko's "WHERE'S MINE?" would have been appropriate, and hard to spot!

2/23/2026 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What? I worked with Dan on 025 tac. He was a great guy then. What changed?

2/23/2026 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big Old -ussy

2/23/2026 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Heather is on another mission with her CPD smear campaign.
https://news.wttw.com/2026/02/23/excessive-force-allegations-against-cpd-officers-rose-46-2022-data

2/23/2026 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bureau of Patrol

2/23/2026 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is part of the BOP HOUSE ?

2/23/2026 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, that investigation was closed administratively before you hung up or clicked exit. Now go make some street stops and vehicle searches.

2/23/2026 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boss of Patrol? Just a guess from another civilian...

2/23/2026 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Contact the IG

2/23/2026 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have seen officer’s receive this patch as a gift from Hein.

2/23/2026 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Patrol. CPD has nothing to do with jails or prisons.

2/23/2026 12:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

on the bill o reilly no spin show he out right called hein a coawrd

2/23/2026 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commander Sleepy Tommy from 016 his autopen made the patch

2/23/2026 01:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big Old Prick

2/23/2026 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bureau of Patrol is a position within CPD where John Hein is the Chief of Patrol. One of the top spots in CPD food chain.

2/23/2026 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Genius;))

2/23/2026 02:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Putz

2/23/2026 03:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His ego is this big that he would be the one to place it on the wall. He thinks he’s the best police officer to ever do it. He was barely a capable officer in 024

2/23/2026 03:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who ?

2/23/2026 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cho was sent to one of the leadership schools, and is a Dana O’Malley disciple. My bets on him. Perfect place for someone who’s never been the police, just another attorney who doesn’t understand policing.

2/23/2026 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Same exact story

2/23/2026 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dan “was”. Snelling and Hein were his merit lieutenant nominees.

2/23/2026 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tommy is a dope. He’s harmless but everyone knows he’s a box of rocks

2/23/2026 04:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*officers

2/23/2026 06:15:00 PM  
Blogger Greg G said...

"BOP" Bottle of Pabst! BUUUUUURRRRP!

2/23/2026 07:36:00 PM  
Blogger Greg G said...

Stake out his drinking spot, When he stagers out drop a dime on him! use s burner phone.

2/23/2026 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He might be the worst Chief of Patrol in recent history.

2/23/2026 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll take your word for this.

After all, does the bandito ever lie?

2/23/2026 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back the 1955 series Star. The new one looks like a toy.

2/23/2026 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heather should ask why a disproportionate number of police officers are assigned to black and brown communities. All communities should have police assigned to them based on their percentage of the population.

2/23/2026 10:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG--I would buy shirts and hats and anything else with that alteration. Brilliant

2/23/2026 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well it’s a smart idea when you trade patches - after all he is a Chief and other collectors eat that stuff up.

2/24/2026 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Jody Weiss BS leave the bars and their patrons alone. Even if they are of the Heineken caliber

2/25/2026 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can anyone dislike Tommy Hanrahan? Must just be a fucking hater.

2/25/2026 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hein is not only a dirtbag but is functionally retarded too

2/26/2026 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you forget about Carter Idiot

3/04/2026 11:34:00 PM  

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