Another Conehead Corpse
A man was found shot to death behind a Lawndale home on Saturday morning, and Chicago police have no idea when the murder occurred because no one called 911 to report the gunshots that killed him — and the neighborhood’s ShotSpotters were disconnected by the mayor in September 2024.
Officers were dispatched to the 900 block of South Keeler Avenue around 8:21 a.m. after a 911 caller found the man’s body in a back yard. The victim, who has not yet been identified, appeared to be in his late teens or early 20s and had suffered multiple gunshot wounds.
At least it was in 011 - no one calls the police in 011 and finding dead bodies is a semi-regular occurrence.
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48 Comments:
How about just let them hoodrats take the dirtnap.
Less democrat.
Less welfare.
Less parasite.
Less ghetto lottery.
Kind of like an Easter Egg Hunt.
Where is the outrage?
Where are the cries for justice?
Brandon Johnson and his democrat party doesn't carel!
Rogers Park has an anti "Ice" "hate" mural/defacement of CTA "Chicago Transit Authority" property on Glenwood just North of Pratt Blvd. As a tax payer, I do not approve of this message on public property. How do I/we have this removed? I find this discriminatory to law abiding citizens.
Made me think to check my back yard, the only one out there is a rabbit trying to keep warm!
Crime scene contaminated by wildlife and Chicago weather. 19-P squad.
Due to the cold dude was a true bonafide stiff
let' just hope he got his mail in vote out in time
O.T. Do Not Purchase Test Preparation Products
Part 1 of the detective exam is on February 23. Most people with a pulse should be able to pass that.
Part 2 of the exam will be on April 23rd. Do not pay a single dime to Bernstein, J. Harris or any other test preparation company. It's a total waste of money. Because part two of the exam will not be based on the content of the orders. So what will it be based on? Just like the last two exams for sergeant and detective (except the one for E.T. and F.T.O.). The part 2 is "a written assessment". There is no way anyone can prepare for it. Bernstein wants $2200. Save yourself $2200.
P.S. for anyone who says I am bitter. I already made sergeant from the 2013/2014 exam. Part 1 & part 2 was based on the orders.
Keep the line moving.
Self-cleaning oven...
Who cares..just more shitballs feeding off of taxpayers..good riddance, keep up with the good shoots!!!!
for a guaranteed promotion just enroll in the burke inc. test study envelope, um, I mean study group
Outrage, justice, the police were not involved so why would anyone be surprised.
Who cares? Fund my pension.
Maybe he was just resting.
OT, just came from the 19th Ward "Get Behind the Vest" fundraiser at SJF school. Disgusted to see all the police hating politicians there pretending to care about officers. US Congressman Sean Casten, S.O.S. Alexi Giannnoulias, State Rep Fran Hurley, etc.. If it wasn't three weeks until the primary, none of these Democrat P.O.S. would cross the street to put you out if you were on fire.
You would need to illegally paint over it or talk to the commie alderman.
Or maybe you should mind your own business.
Brandon Johnson has blood on his hands. He holds the responsibility and accountability for removing Shot Spotter. The Community demonstrates it does not care about crime; it remains silent as a voting bloc, votes for Democrat scum, and the media is worthless regarding the reporting of corruption and corrosiveness of Coneheads administration. Keep voting for Democrat crap.
Totally agree with you. I'm one of the suckers who purchased Burnstein and all I was provided were copies of the GO's/SO's. Burnstein is a trained psychologist/opportunist and a great used car sales man. There are coppers on the job who, test after test, continue to purchase test prep material from Burnstein. Still holding on to the hope of a promotion because Burnstein claims his students "rank the highest". If you analyze the case this no different to a perpetual domestic abuse in which case the victim returns to be abused over and over. How many times can one touch the stove.
Good luck to all recently promoted and those taking the dicks test . Sergeants Union should win lawsuit regarding par differential between dicks and Sgt salary. It’s going to be huge.
Did revrun jesse get his vote in the mail? Will the black law abiding citizens vote republican and turn Illinois red ? Or are they afraid they can’t make it without JB 🐷 face ?
Glad you can pat yourself on your back for making sgt.
Anyone remember the movie "Boyz N the hood" the scene with the kids going to check on a body in an alleyway that was laying there for a day or two ! Brandon just wants the old days back !
West side garden gnome
hi dickhead i have dealt with rep casten on a va matter he is good people he may be a demo rat but police hater not
BJFLM Brandon Johnson family lives matter, not the average citizen of Chicago. He knows some just vote by color,educmacated voter others vote from 6' under ,memory care wards or illegal immigrants
No vote for Democrat political whores pretending to be for CPD/police.
No it won't, it will be an extra 4 grand a year on top of what it is now. Detective is the best job on the department. If you want to make $200,000 plus... done! If you don't want to do shit..... done! If you want to be somewhere in the middle.... done! I was a detective and became a Sergeant in 2024, it was the worst decision I have ever made in my career.
Good luck to everyone taking the Detective test!
They will never give the sgts that much of a raise to base salary. The city already gave the immigrants that money
Glad you can pat yourself on your back for making sgt.
2/22/2026 02:43:13 PM
My intention was not to "pat my myself on the back". I should have communicated my thoughts better. So that is my bad.
The sergeant exam in 2013/2014 was based on the order. I studied every single day. Even when I did not want to. I did not even score really high. But I was in the 400-550 range.
Take care and have a safe tour.
What we know:
The shooting happened around 1:35 p.m. on Feb. 3 inside the Wood Street Parking Structure at 1100 S. Wood St.
What i know for sure is that Pic did the paper, this 0110 will not appear on chicago crime statistics.
Bernstein is a has been. He preps you for part one because thats more objective and cheaper for him.
Taking out off commission shotspotter was a good thing. At least officers don't have to run into shooting in progress. How did it end for the cops in the recent history?. Let ghetto cancel each other out.
I was there too and was discussed seeing them there. I was also thinking the same...what a bunch of assailed!!!
will he mail in a ballot in the primary election?
bonehead don't give 2 craps , he has all the educated cps students, gang members and wine heads that will vote for him.
Sean Castin co-sponsored the George Floyd thing a ma bob bill. He hates us and we hate Hippocrates.
What’s with the whole honey pack craze?
Anyone who does not take the test for detective deserves to spend the rest of his/her time in patrol and be miserable.
Anyone know when the new LT scores will be e mailed out. I can’t wait to be in this first class and get these bars.
"Forget it Jake, it's Lawnsdale."
"hi dickhead i have dealt with rep casten on a va matter he is good people he may be a demo rat but police hater not"
Casten praised Joe Biden as being "among the most effective Presidents in American history". He boasted that he worked with Biden to pass the largest investment in climate action ever. He is anti-Second Amendment, and said he was proud to endorse Kamala Harris for President. Casten in just another corrupt communist.
hey sarge , if you were a hard working detective, the unit CO will bring you back to the D unit.
Like little Spring flowers. Dead bodies pop up everywhere in 011 once the snow begins to thaw
call 311 graffiti removal
Do we really care if Shotspotter was removed? The community doesn't care. The politicians don't care. The neighbors don't care. The gangs don't care. The MSM doesn't care.
No one is getting hurt rushing to Shotspotter calls. Gang members, drug dealers, drug users, and other nefarious types out after midnight are the victims. Maybe even a few demorat voters.
G-d bless CWB for caring, but it's not a big deal anymore.
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