Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Is This a Joke?

 It's already at the point where it's difficult to tell:


We know there's a basketball court at the Sparklefart Center, so it could be true. 

We also know there will be a permanent fixed post at the location for the next couple of years AND anyone who serves there regularly will automatically be given a "merit" spot. 

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36 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

No freakin way is that true, midnight basketball, only a dummy could come up with that.

5/20/2026 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welll what else can I say.....Midnight Basketball anyone ?

5/20/2026 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BYOG's... "Bring your own guns"

5/20/2026 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uncle Phil? Is that you? Still with the corny midnight basketball jokes?

5/20/2026 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the O/U on the nets being torn down by the undemonized yutes?

5/20/2026 12:39:00 AM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

Good! Let this ugly Bama abortion of a building be the biggest hangout for gangbangers. Perfect!

5/20/2026 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The ultimate crime reduction agent in the world: Midnight Basketball.

5/20/2026 01:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it too much to hope the place burn down?

5/20/2026 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This one, like the cps teen take over flyers, is AI generated. It’s hilarious, but completely phony. There’s only one “Chicago park district”. Then there are individual parks. Cmon bruh. Now excuse me while I get back to my poly market betting and my quiet quitting job hunt.

5/20/2026 04:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Comes with a shooting range to boot

5/20/2026 05:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The person who created this phony flyer is probably the same goof who mentions midnight basketball here every other day and thinks he’s being funny or clever.

5/20/2026 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shootings start at 2330 sharp. Gang bangers and drug dealers welcome.

5/20/2026 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Basa-ball. Correct pronunciation.

5/20/2026 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All this flack was given about midnight basketball jokes on here. Now next they need a unit to run it all besides caps because they only work 11 am - 1 pm. I am getting my resume together

5/20/2026 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous The Keesing Bandit said...

We are saved!
Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/20/2026 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work a fixed post at howard and Paulina. You said something about a merit spot?

5/20/2026 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's why they use chain nets!

5/20/2026 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ve played late night basketball for years. So do decent people, Obama & a lot of other wealthy people. Hopefully it’s well organized like ours 30yrs & up leagues.

5/20/2026 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The joke that will never die. Found 2, maybe three dozen times in every comment section, leaving the commenter cackling to themselves like they just came up with something new. The same people who say “working hard or hardly working!?” And crack up laughing.

5/20/2026 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Live pigeon circle shoots for cash.

5/20/2026 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who will be the first murdered on the Obama temple grounds? This could be a monster pool!

5/20/2026 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let them hire their own security.

5/20/2026 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the late 90’s we called it “Weedfest” in the 010th District at Franklin Park….

5/20/2026 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The event needs a local Rap artist to perform the Star Spangled Banner. Are there any left or have they all been shot?

5/20/2026 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If called upon you WILL have your arse there....You talking tough now! LOL (if you da police)

5/20/2026 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so, if I put obamama and basketball together I'm called racist, but they put obamama and basketball together it's culturally sensitive?

5/20/2026 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look like a CAPS flyer. Are they running it?

5/20/2026 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is uncle Phil. Leave me alone while I stroke myself telling these stupid jokes.

5/20/2026 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In my Elvis voice....
Why Thannk youu ...Thannk Youuu very much.

5/20/2026 03:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You 2 Guys/Gals should meet up and play a game of Horse at the Midnight Basketball court.

5/20/2026 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not to far fron O block maybe chief keef.

5/20/2026 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well you obviously think this flyer is legit so go for it.

5/20/2026 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of the Obama center, I tell all the bums I encounter that if they go inside once it's open and ask for Miss Valerie, she'll give them a brick of Richard's Wild Irish Rose.

5/21/2026 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

only if aldermen and their staff provide security. No CPD assigned to this nonsense.

5/21/2026 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wear your vest every day my friend.

5/21/2026 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put me down for the Fourth of July...around 3-4 Pm. They be BBQin and drinkin and funnin since around Noon by then.

5/22/2026 01:17:00 PM  

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