Well This is Embarrassing
We'll just take out the name, address and phone number here:
If we had a nickel for every time this happened....
....we'd have about fifteen cents.
The Keesing Bandit however, would be rich beyond belief.
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posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
61 Comments:
Correctional key? Is this assman 009
Hate when that happens. .
Hahaha
The PPO was simply working on his speed cuffing technique and his wife was simply helping out.
Pay no attention to the fact he was only wearing his wife's thong underwear and she was dressed as a 12 year old schoolgirl.
Rookie mistake ;)
Just go to the uniform store and by the key idiot.
He has cuffs but not the right key??? Who's or what cuffs did he have??? The ones with pink fur around them?
We had a guy in my academy class that cuffed himself to the bed. With several P/O's in the family, don't know why he called 911 to let him out. Love to see the To-From he did for being late to class.
He was playing "Hide The Salami" with her. Where was the camera hidden.
Am I missing something? His wife is cuffed…why take them off?
Took a call like this as a suburban 911 dispatcher years ago. Couple at a no-tell motel. Not coppers. Still funny as hell to try dispatching it over the air.
I bet you had those cuffs on you many times during play time dirty gurl and I like it
What is “by” the key?
Hope the goof doesn't have any loaded...or unloaded guns in the house.
Call AAA. See if they can help.
Sounds like Commander or Deputy Chief matterial.
Kinky...
Oh c’mon now boys and girls. WHO amongst us has not done practice-on-your-partner? And I don’t mean in a “funny way”. Learning proper cuffing techniques is an art- to not hurt the wrists, get them both on fast and correctly? His only mistake? Not checking/having the right key. Give the kid a break.
Well Honey, I guess that's it. Gonna have to lose the hand. Work policy ya know...
In his defense , it was his wife's idea.
OT
A good source , have future promotional classes, recruit classes been postponed until January 2027 ?
Bolt cutters work too
These mergers are happening all over the state as State Police merge 22 Districts into 11 Troops.
The Tooper's Lodge 41 Fraternal Order of Police told WLPO that the reorganization is due to staffing shortages. Lodge President Joe Moon said they’ve been told police coverage won’t be any different--troopers will go where staffing is needed.
"We hire only the best" "Do your appearance command respect"? And you called 9-1-1 for this?
Kinky...future merit candidate
Candidate for the Superintendent search.
Do I notice a little jealousy in the comments here.
Now that sounds like fun
I like being able to get out of trouble faster than I got into it.
What Brand? Smith & Wesson? Peerless? Hiatt? Chain ( between Cuffs) or Hinged? Blued, Stainless Steel, Nickle-plated, Parkerized?
Did he remember to cuff with the Keyholes on top, to facilitate unlocking?
I want to know all the details!
Judging by the comments, current zoomer coppers have no idea what county cuffs are...not even sure if they know copper means.sad.
At least it was his wife!
Once you got me beat by .10c and not a standard key some kind of funky key my partner had
Knew he was a bit off but chalked it up to Nam
S&W model 104. When I left crook county doc for CPD, I promptly sold the cuffs.
Request should be accompanied by a white wine spritzer......
Please provide the proper reference - Kelley's Heroes a la Oddball
More embarrassing who are they hiring?
https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/illinois-state-police-trooper-douglass-lee-charged-sexual-assault/
They are looking for merit nominations at the moment
This is all there first jobs after leaving mommas basement. Like a Chicago Rat leaving its hole in a west side alley
and I like it
*giggle giggle*
Yeah, tell the state to look at CPD. when they merged 12 and 13 and 19 and 23 the city "Promised" there would be no shortages. HAHAHHAHAHA!
"Oh behave!"
- Austin Powers
He would have called a 10-1 like he did for a guy sitting on the floor in lockup.
Had the pleasure of meeting assman in 009 the other night. I cant believe the first things out of his mouth are literally hey bud and about cook county. The blog on point again. what a tool.
I have a huge supply of keys. All makes. All models.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
So it’s not just CPD that has obviously lowered the hiring standards. They must’ve been lowered years ago when you have morons like this in the state police also, he’s going to the penitentiary.
this is going to follow him (someone knows who he is) for the rest of his career. Should have come in to the station personally and asked around for keys. Dumb.
"Assist a citizen."
Hey, give Keesing Bandit some credit. I'm sure he has a whole set of cuff keys and they're all labelled and organized. Keesing is no slouch!
That's why I only use pepper spray and baton strikes during role-play.
It was his girlfriend’s idea
Why is this dispatched to police?
ssc i work in 016 this nothing compared to what i have seen with off duty po
Definitely Tack-Tickle material. Maybe even a boss someday.
Wife??
If he doesn't have a key, what makes you think he has bolt cutters?
He needs to start watching The Lockpicking Lawyer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49l8hQZO5gE
Gary had a thing with cuffs too....
Gacy
So YOU say!
Another one too stupid to be a Copper. But not too stupid to be a boss.
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