Sunday, July 16, 2017

Darwin Alive and Well

  • A 33-year-old man accidentally shot and killed himself while in Englewood on Thursday night, police said.

    At 11:55 p.m., the man had a gun in his waistband and was in a parked car in the 6100 block of South Winchester Avenue, police said. The man moved around the car and his gun went off, hitting the man in his abdomen.

    The man was taken to Advocate Christ Medical Center in critical condition and was later pronounced dead, police said.

    The gun was found, police said.
Two bets to make on this one, both almost certain to make you money:
  • No holster;
  • The gun will make an appearance on the "table of guns" that the superintendent trots out a few times a year to decry "gun violence," even though this was a case of "gun stupidity."
Place your bets.

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57 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I furthermore bet it was a striker fire weapon.

7/16/2017 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Justifiable homicide. Count it!

7/16/2017 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will take that bet and add no FOID and no CCL.

7/16/2017 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not only do Chicago's folks need to learn better marksmanship, they also need to learn basic pistol safety.

7/16/2017 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT New NYPD Rant URL http://lerant.proboards.com/thread/7352/notify-second-city-cops-having

7/16/2017 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm guessing a semi-auto pistol with one in the pipe. What brand, model and caliber of weapon? External safety?

7/16/2017 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahms only concern is that this don't count in the number Rham-ocides belonging under his watch as mayor

7/16/2017 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Plaxico Burress carried a Glock with bullets
in the magazine, a round in the chamber and
no holster. Lost 2 years of his NFL career
because of the strict N.Y. state gun laws.

7/16/2017 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

felony waistband

7/16/2017 02:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He'll be in the running for the annual Darwin Award finalists.
His family must be so proud of him.

7/16/2017 03:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mD8ns1Drskk

In the video is Rahm-ulus is crying a trail of tears for illegal immigrants of Chicago.... he will cry for felons... let's see him cry for this young man who would of had a case dismissed if he would had been arrested and never convicted...

7/16/2017 03:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or perhaps the gun wanted to get out of the ghetto and turn its use in life around, poor tool never got the opportunity to make it...

7/16/2017 04:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

let's look at your duty weapon is it reliable?. Have it looked at and repaired if necessary.
Look at a wheel gun?. Please stay safe!.

7/16/2017 05:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now if the rest of the shitheads could be trained to carry there guns in the same manor they might help lower the crime stats. Love a story with a happy ending.

7/16/2017 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FYI....99% of those guns you see on "those tables" when the poice say they are recovered are from "turn in's" take that to the bank....Not recovered from "offender's,wake up media....

7/16/2017 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

car was sitting in a "no parking" zone
police did not make him move
family will sue the city

7/16/2017 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He was moving around in the car and the gun went off".
I reckon he'll be sticking to that story.

J.J.

7/16/2017 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, right across from the ole Alma Mater. Another honor student in the quantum physics program bites the dust. Obviously he was attending night classes at dear old Lindblom, high school of my misspent youth. All my siblings and I attended from the mid 1950's thru the early 70's. We actually learned things and all turned out quite well.

Lindblom HS and Englewood desperately need courses in gun handling and marksmanship as these nerdy, overly intelligent types just don't seem to get it.

7/16/2017 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Help me out, here. How can the trigger get pulled if the gun is in his waistband? Also, was the a fatal "shot in the junk" incident? Wonder how this will fit in the stats on Heyjackass.com?

7/16/2017 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...
Not only do Chicago's folks need to learn better marksmanship, they also need to learn basic pistol safety."

No. They don't.

7/16/2017 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His family lost the City Hall lotto since he shot himself. And to think he was turning his life around. Can we get his 8th grade picture posted too?

7/16/2017 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bluetec anyone?
Mercedes-Benz has become the target of a criminal
inquisition in Germany, a la VW.
Who can you trust?
At least in Chicago we know who we cannot trust.

7/16/2017 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back in the day a smart Robbery dick would show his pic to tons of victims, asking "Does this look lie the guy that robbed you?"

EX-CLEAR a drawer full of cases.

7/16/2017 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh!

One of those famous "Chicago Guns" that
run around on little legs, discharging themselves
into the bodies of unsuspecting folkses an' peoples?

You know... Those guns that need to be eliminated
if the protected and caters-to demographics are to
ever see "Gun Crime" come to an end.

...According to the narrative of absolution being touted
by the knee-walking, ass-whoring local media and the
nasty-assed undercover bigot/classist urban center
progressive liberal Alinskyites who also feel that
"'Police Reform' needs to happen hard, fast and
right now."

...Pregnant Pause because mention of the principal
you-know-whos in this ongoing shit show is always
conspicuous by the deliberate failure to as the
primary causative for said ongoing shit show...

"Huh? Whohadsaidsump'n?"

Protect Yourselves From Them.

Police Like You Have No Friends.

7/16/2017 09:34:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

Inquiring minds want to know: ...

How soon will his family file a Lawsuit against the City of Chicago and the Chicago Police Dept for 'Not stopping this from happening' (seriously). The 'logic' being is ...........
>>> a) if the city was 'safe' he wouldn't need a gun and ....
>>> b) If the Police Dept was fully staffed they would have arrested him with the gun before it happened.

The bigger question though is how fast will Rahm settle the Lawsuit -- like Tiny Dancer has a hundred times before with these bogus Ghetto Lottery Lawsuits?

----------
NOTE: Of course I'm being facetious with the above. But the way things are going, with lawyers suing over the most insane bullshit, you never can tell. But what's worse is the moron Judges who allow these nuisance lawsuits to proceed in the first place. Not that long ago Judges would dismiss them outright. And they'd dismiss them 'With Prejudice' so they could never be filed again.

7/16/2017 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Had an imbecile do this on north bosworth many years ago. Had a hole blown in his pants pocket and a burn mark running down his leg and bullet to his thigh. His peeps tried to say rivals did a drive by. He was "lucky" to have a small penis and testicles ... or the story may have had a happier ending.oh, and this guy. I bet he was out early on parole and had a prior gun arrest.

7/16/2017 09:36:00 AM  
Blogger Sir Donkey, esq said...

Ed has stripped the paper car.

7/16/2017 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Is it just me or do the nut jobs seem to come out more in the summer? People high as hell on PCP taking their clothes off is becoming much more common.

7/16/2017 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No bet, SCC. Instead, I'll be donating to the Chaplain's Ministry.

7/16/2017 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guns'es don't "go off" in waistbands, for no reason...but a finger on the trigger when pulling it out does, especially when in a hurry to use it.

Maybe he was just primping and it got stuck on his Pierre Cardin sweater ?
My bet is that was a faulty seatbelt.
Sue Chrysler.

7/16/2017 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holeter? I don't need no stinking holster!

7/16/2017 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He won't do that again.

7/16/2017 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Victim was "not the intended target"........

7/16/2017 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was a revolver

7/16/2017 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was reaching for his Johnson and pulled the trigger instead.

7/16/2017 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey SSC you got a nice little tip if the hat on American Thinker blog about your story on soda tax ... Sweet

7/16/2017 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the gun ok?

7/16/2017 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geez! You can buy an Uncle Mike's cheapie belt or pocket holster for $5.

Had to be a Glock or other "safety" free, striker fired semi auto.

I can't imagine how you'd have to twist and turn with anything else to first, get the safety to go off. Then, hook the trigger and pull it through the full stroke.

Unless it was an old wheel gun?

7/16/2017 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
He'll be in the running for the annual Darwin Award finalists.
His family must be so proud of him.

7/16/2017 03:33:00 AM

No doubt his family is fixing to sue somebody for something

7/16/2017 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have more questions than answers.

7/16/2017 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You got to de-cock. Grasshopper.

7/16/2017 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it was in his waistband, then it must have been at right at crotch level - maybe he saw a pretty girl.

7/16/2017 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A waistband is a terrible thing to mind.

7/16/2017 03:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love Karma!

7/16/2017 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$20 says the gun had a hammer on it and numb-nuts got it caught on his shirt/waistband when doing the squirm dance then boom......another star for jackass 😊

7/16/2017 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Been carrying off duty for 21yrs and have never used a holster. During summer and warm weather, gun is carried in the front short's pocket. With long pants on, gun is tucked into the waistband with the belt snug tight. Guns go off when the trigger is pulled. This fool obviously pulled the trigger when he tried to retrieve it from wherever he had it.

7/16/2017 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



WGAF!!!!
Just another dead jerk-off

7/16/2017 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
He'll be in the running for the annual Darwin Award finalists.
His family must be so proud of him.

7/16/2017 03:33:00 AM

No doubt his family is fixing to sue somebody for something

7/16/2017 01:06:00 PM

Of course. Somebody gotsta pay

7/16/2017 04:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One down, so many more to go. Natural selection, chalkies' brother, has been working hard in Chicago.

7/16/2017 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A recently retired CPD sergeant just did this in an Indiana parking lot. Lucky for him, Hammond fire and rescue got there quickly. He was a moron in the job but was taken care of. He and both wives were all almost fired. Guess his Commander brother took care of him.

7/16/2017 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

with his drawers down around his ass,i figured he would have shot his knee cap off.

7/16/2017 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The death will be counted as a homicide
(just like a suicide). I wonder how HeyJackass
works these into the numbers. Then again, it's
just one more death in their business.

7/16/2017 08:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm torn. On one hand, I like Darwinism from improper handling of firearms. On the other, I think the city could make some good money in firearm safety for "urban utes." Throw in some photography classes so people can take better selfies while they hold their guns and you've got yourself a truly civic-minded plan.

7/16/2017 08:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nelson Muntz says: HA HA!

7/16/2017 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha Ha, fuck him.

7/17/2017 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One less murder for rahm

7/17/2017 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Block belly.

7/17/2017 10:44:00 AM  

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