Thursday, January 02, 2020

Weed Costs How Much?

A couple of people sent us pictures of receipts from Cannabis Dispensaries and all we can say is, "What?"



And the taxes? We're aware this is laboratory controlled material and such, but is this supposed to be like a craft been bar? Or a boutique chocolatier? Gourmet dining? The government has just priced a sizable portion of the market out of being able to smoke legal weed, which is going to lead to what exactly?

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201 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The local neighborhood weed dealer is not going to lose his gig.

1/02/2020 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the taxes are about 33% ? $225 in merchandise and a $300 bill. At least that other guy earned a couple of reward points. The state is betting on this making them big bucks? They’re high (pun intended).

1/02/2020 02:44:00 AM  
Anonymous CryBaby said...

Become a pot-head AND go broke?
I don't think so.

1/02/2020 03:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better off buying it on street no tax!

1/02/2020 03:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoa! Slow down SCC, didn’t you notice you get loyalty points on purchase?

1/02/2020 04:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Want the legal stuff gonna cost a lot of money. However there is a much more affordable option. See those black guys hanging out by the weed store, that can help you out. Double the amount of less than half the price. Just recycle that legal weed container and no one will know the difference. It is that or go broke supporting your new habit. You will be dealing with them sooner or later so why wait.

1/02/2020 04:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A new source of quick cash for the bangers. Just case the store areas for likely clients on way to buy weed. Chances are they will have a large amount of cash on hand or at least several valuable credit cards to boost. Predict this will become the crime of month over the next several months. You know like Davy bike boosting, carjacking, Mag Mile Wilding and CTA robbery on Red Line.

1/02/2020 04:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Note that both payments were in cash. If that is the case it will not take long before the corner boys notice a large number of citizens on way to their competition are carrying a very large amount of cash. What do you think the outcome of that scenario will be? Predict a new crime of the year in Chicago, Legal Weed Purchase Victims . Two birds with one robbery, large amount of ready cash and more importantly hurting their competitions sales.

1/02/2020 04:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Golden Goose will not be laying those Golden Eggs for very long. Once the legal weed habit gets to expensive they will turn to the street venders. Capitalism at work in the Windy City. The cartels thank state for legal weed, the corner boys thank the state for legal weed, the police thank the state for legal weed (no more stupid weed busts necessary) And the stoned citizens thank the state for legal weed. What could go wrong. Oh that, who cares, we us got more tax dollars to spend on free shit for the community.

1/02/2020 04:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, pension problems all solved right? Wait, that money is going where?

1/02/2020 04:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please tell me you didn't dream the community was going to get off their fat asses and go all the way to a Legal Weed store when there is a much cheaper version of same stuff at the of corner. Give the community some credit for being smart shoppers, they will go where the prices are better and I will bet even some get home delivery. Kind of like Community Amazon.

1/02/2020 04:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Home grown weed business booming. How many plants can someone grow legally and how many hydroponic in the basement no will know about.

1/02/2020 04:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Popcorn time to watch all this unfold over the next year. Once the novelty wears off will there be lines or repeat buyers? Saw the loyalty points program on one of the receipts novel idea that should outweigh the onerous tax situation, right? Three times the amount at half the price on the corner? No worries we have legal weed, but the cops are not stopping anyone for weed of any kind anymore so who needs legal weed? What do you mean you won't hire me because of failed drug test, weed is legal. Weed is legal now and I can light up anywhere I damn well please.

1/02/2020 04:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally I grow a few plants with out problems— make sure you know what you are doing

1/02/2020 04:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No longer smoke, but did just buy a bag of good weed to spread around some Christmas stockings. 450 for an ounce. App. 16 bucks a gram. Who came up with those prices...a bunch of Pritzker and Emmanuel kids?

1/02/2020 05:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Those are some hefty tax levies. Makes the colonial tax stamps imposed by the British look like free handouts.
WTF! Remember, it's all about equality. That's some big money for what amounts to a couple of spleefs. Who could roll up some big fatties with prices like that?
Oh well, I suppose 2019 was such a stellar year for the stock market people are spending their dividend returns on some boutique buds.
I think that a lot of modern day hipsters will return to the old fashioned way of procurement of recreational smoke after they have choked enough on the government tax.
Remember lads and ladies, it's a friggin weed. People grow great stuff everywhere and you don't have to get bent over a bale of hemp to get your smoke on. Just sayin. Now fire one up you rascals and spin some Jimmy Cliff classics.

1/02/2020 05:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical Illinois politicians. They never saw a tax they didn't like.

1/02/2020 05:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Medical studies show pot narrows the fine blood
vessels inside the brain eventually leading to
dementia. So, short term tax gain, long term social
liabilities. But don't expect long term care if you're a
'vegetable'. Long gone are the City Hospitals for the
indigent and the State Mental Hospitals.

1/02/2020 05:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dementia: forgetting how to drive to the Walgreens
Alzheimer's: not knowing that the Walgreens exists

1/02/2020 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That $301 receipt for a couple of afternoons worth of dope got me thinking. How much Jack Daniels could I get for $301? I did the math and for me it would be a 20 month supply of my preferred relaxing agent. I don't think I am going to switch and become a pot head. Besides, state and local governments will get less of my hard earned money in taxes to spread among their friends and families. Less money for Gov. Pig Face is more money for the givers and less for the takers.

1/02/2020 05:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

note to self...

Jan 1 2020...SCC is shocked about taxes in Chicago,Illinois

never thought I'd live long enough to see that

1/02/2020 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Black market grass isn’t going anywhere! GSAD with 7 different taxes totaling $75.85

1/02/2020 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A gram of 14k GOLD is 48.93 $

A few states have screwed this cash cow up by thinking weed heads will pay that silly premium price.

Once the street dealer figure out what is popular then home grown operation sprout up and BIZ men start driving to other states with lower cost and bring in a few grand of cheaper price weed.

And whats with the free security at the weed shops?
Does the inspector general approve of this?

1/02/2020 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smoke em if you got em has become smoke em if you can afford em. The tax on tobacco was supost to discourage smoking we will see if the tax on weed has the same effect. Once the novelty wears off what is left other than empty pockets and more people F' up and behind the wheel.

1/02/2020 06:23:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I know that thumb. I have seen that thumb somewhere. Or maybe I didn't see it but felt it.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

1/02/2020 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and don't forget, the cartels invest in these "legal" pot companies and probably are involved in security for them...welcome to the end times ladies and gentlemen.

1/02/2020 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad I use only Heroin !

1/02/2020 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crime will increase now that weed is legal. With those prices potheads will resort to a life of crime to feed their habit.
Great thinking Democrats. Give them whatever they want to ensure your viability, at the expense of the honest, hard working citizens.
No worries though, the day is fast approaching where Democratic politicians will not be able to walk down the street. Keep pushing the good citizens. Tar and feathering is too good.

1/02/2020 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The media hype will end and people will go back to their guy on the corner, except his prices will go up. Nothing will change except now its normalized and respectable. Don't arrest anybody for selling a legal product. Let the city send out Inspectors to ticket the non-licensed sellers.

1/02/2020 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Old Guy said...

But, but, they told me this will put your local pot dealer out of business, lower crime and agg assaults. Geese this is giving me a headache (who do I believe???). I am going to my local pot dealer and console him but wait, I can get double or more product for the same price and not pay tax (don’t need a college degree for that). Maybe I will go and smoke a.few with him to celebrate his good fortune in 2020.

1/02/2020 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look on the bright side pothead... YOU DO NOT HAVE TO TIP!

However tipping even 20% on a $100 bill for fancy dining is less then what is charged for dat sticky weed!

Good news? Anyone dumb enough to smoke pot for recreational aims is not too good on fiscal matters and accounting to start with. A fool and his money are soon parted...

1/02/2020 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not to worry. Members of the "community" will be issued discount cards which will allow them to purchase at a discount and without tax as well.

1/02/2020 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can i just get a nickel bag please?

1/02/2020 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Dis State of Ill-and-noise tax is very gud for my "biz-ness" if youknowwhatIsayin" ~ Quote from interview of local community member and horticulture enthusiast who claims state taxes on weed will have a positive impact on the cash flow of his business

1/02/2020 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad all those pot buyers pay cash... The more persons walking around with hundreds of dollars or more in cash on the city streets... Well, only good can come of that since robbery is a crime, correct?

1/02/2020 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh and let's not forget Evanston's reparations tax. More ways to pocket pick.

1/02/2020 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Government excels at creating black market

1/02/2020 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tough choice- the cost to get a lift kit for your sweet Jeep or pay the State tax on weed... Decisions, decisions. Nothing is easy in life, uh?

1/02/2020 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t worry...those taxes will only apply to people with certain zip codes soon...you know, for the sake of equity!!

1/02/2020 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reward points... How long until an affinity credit card which offers credit at a dispensary comes about? I hear First Bank of Pablo Escobar will offer one.

"The more you smoke, the more you earn! Blaze up and charge it today!"

1/02/2020 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old Silicon Valley saying: If it's free, YOU are the product.
Thus with marijuana. It's a metaphor for a tax grab and the
proverbial killing two birds with one stone. The targeted
population becomes progressively dumbed down, easier to
control, less wealthy and healthy, and increasingly dependent
upon Government programs. "Redlining" in real estate? Oh,
that's SO yesterday. We're about to see a wider gap between
the 'haves' and the 'have nots' (Gini Coeficient). Those on the
other side of the tracks will become increasingly concentrated
over the next decade.

1/02/2020 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loyalty point... Don't cheat on your weed daddy with another dispensary pimp now.

1/02/2020 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...





So, what's the problem? Don't you remember? Dopers just wanted legal weed and were more than happy to pay the taxes.

To all the morons who think all of this is good, here's the reality:

1) Legalization will not make the black market wither; it will make it expand

2) The taxes collected will be chump change. Sure, it's day one, so the Libune is giddy, publishing photos of lines of stoners waiting to buy legal weed. In a month there won't be anybody lining up.

3) I am relieved the community and its political reps want dope shops in their hood. I hope they stay there.









1/02/2020 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just utter insanity! Sick!
I knew it was going to be ridiculous. But still not that crazy!

Goes to show you the degree of just how greedy Illinois, and Chicago are for your money. They've earned the national crown.

Agreed, won't put the slightest dent in illegal sales, in fact like others have commented, this state has just given a free pass to street dealers. Where there's a will, there's a way. Using same packaging, if that's even important, probably won't make a bit of difference, less than an ouce is what it is, Not arrestable.

I can just see a million users in this shithole saying, "Dayum Bro, I ain't gots that kind of money, F that shit"!

LE Departments, you now all have your hands tied. The state has made you all look like a bunch of fools. Anyone with an ounce or under walks scott free.

Sort of like fishing, go out catch your creel limit, stash that back home, go out again.

Also, what's to stop users from crossing a state line into Michigan. More or less just like the old days when everybody drove to Indiana to gas up, buy smokes, and shop with no taxes on groceries. Since it's legal now in both states, what can LEO's do? I take it nothing, again, if everyone in a vehicle is in possession of an ounce or less, bye bye, have a nice day! Weed is weed, right?

How can anyone determine where it came from? Or how about traveling from other states by plane to here? Colorado let's say? Again, you walk free if an ounce or under, right?

Why not? Just like when 18 year old Kids crossed the border into Wisconsin to drink Beer, remember that?

Thank God I don't smoke that shit.

1/02/2020 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does one get when they get enough ‘loyalty points,’ a box of Snickers candy bars to address the follow up ‘munchies?’
Put a lid on it ‘pot heads!’

1/02/2020 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Phil the Thrill said...

My Mr X is still going to be getting my business. He may not have the selection, but he doesn't have more taxes than my cell phone bill either. Oh wait, he doesn't have any taxes...

1/02/2020 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh daddy! Tax me harder! HARDER! Yes, give it to me! I want that big, oversized percentage rammed onto the purchase price! Oh JB! You big plump tax machine! More! Yes! Tax me, tax me, tax me...

1/02/2020 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the tax on a stiff drink down at Ceres Cafe? Much less then buying weed - it has to be!

1/02/2020 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!

1/02/2020 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Recently read something on California and their legal weed problems for the year. The main points were that the legal weed was so expensive that the street weed sales were still 70% of the market. Seems that having to pay more for taxes, rent, utilities, employee benefits, etc. was just too much for most people. Besides, if it de-criminalized, what wrong with buying it on the street?

1/02/2020 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Wow! You dumbasses in Chicago are in for a heap of trouble. Nice taxation!" ~ City of San Francisco

1/02/2020 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no more fertile imagination then that possessed by the criminal entreprenuer.

Whether it's stealing, scamming, grafting, grifting, the hustlers are gonna figure out an angle to work.

Why, just a few comments above, one proves the point!!!

PLUS:

Customer loyality is not limited to legal trade. Competition for quality usually lags behind price of quantity. Plus, that no upcharge for taxes is a biggie.

The big question here is: how much bullshit effort will the grafting governments, city, county and state, require law enforcers to endure, protecting the tax flow???

This has become a shift in concept for law enforcement officers.

Not about criminals violating prohibition law, but now about revenue "losses" due to unauthorized by government business activities.

Will there now be a push akin to what occured after Prohibition of booze was repealed?

Will the new "revahnewers" be us???

Remove the natural crimes of robbery, of customers, stores, shipments en route, etc., and an increase in pursuing unauthorized by governments weed business is reduced to tax revenue flow guardians, clamping down on the unlicensed, akin to busting for peddling loosies.

Seriously?

1/02/2020 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not that the prices are good but several of the items listed are not weed per se but “specialty” items like live resin and shatter. They are way more expensive and taxed higher because of higher THC content. However, $65+ tax for an 1/8 oz. (3.5g) is about triple the cost of what your local weed dealer would charge.

1/02/2020 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never ever used the stuff, but am being told the dealers are out in full force and are laughing at what people are paying!

1/02/2020 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marijuana damages lung tissue, just like tobacco.
-American Lung Association

1/02/2020 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:35 AM
STRONGLY Agree!
The "man on the street" cannot afford the extra taxes
for "pharmaceutical grade" weed. It's like moonshine.
They just want to get high as cheaply as possible.

1/02/2020 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are a Chicago Police Officer and a DILF (must be both to qualify) then certain dispensaries will offer you a generous promotional discount. You need Instagram to verify your qualifications but then the sweet discounts are active.

Just info worth passing on.

1/02/2020 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy smoke, Batman!!

1/02/2020 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we should have an official SCC reference for those people (and folks) that rob people of either their cash on the way in or their cannabis on their way out, similar to ‘apple pickers’ when their cell phone is exclusively ripped off.

I’m suggesting, ‘weed wackers.’

(You cannabis thank me later)


1/02/2020 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It seems like there is a secret plot to drive people to seek their local dope man unleashed.

Nah... People love paying high taxes for something they can get tax free otherwise.

1/02/2020 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if the weed sold in Chicago is halal? Even with the high taxes I am sure they dope sellers are looking to capture the halal foods market goers.

1/02/2020 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, I suspect what has happened in Western states that have legalized recreational marijuana will also happen in the "woke" state of Illinois. Most of the marijuana will be purchased from illegal street sources because it will be cheaper. People with the money will go to legal sources because of the purity and their fear of altered drugs.

1/02/2020 07:39:00 AM  
Blogger grunt archangel said...

I can grow the same thing at 1/2 that price.rookies

1/02/2020 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Black market prices going to go up too. Because they know they still will be cheaper than the "gubbament" taxed stores.

1/02/2020 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What the hell is 'cash'? Do they mean those old fashion credit cards without the chip? Eww, swiping! Do old people call that cash or something? God... Have you not heard of Apple Pay or PayPal? Just wave your phone and the payment is sent! So many cavemen around today! Cash will never be as popular and useful as money is!" ~ iPhone Generation

1/02/2020 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Legal weed prices will come down supply and demand people. Economics 101. And anyone backing black market weed remember where most of that comes from, Mexico and the cartels. We don’t want US money going to them.

1/02/2020 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weed made the Cybertruck! ~ Elon Musk (Tesla)

1/02/2020 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So people can buy weed from the drug dealer but not heroin? And the drug dealer can tell the judge the weed is not his;it came from a pot dispensary? Golly, I should of been a lawyer.

1/02/2020 07:51:00 AM  
Blogger Conehead said...

I believe California is running into the problem of users looking at the receipt after a legal pot purchase and realizing how much they chipped in for state government. That guy that sells it on the street has much less overhead and no tax. So, how does the state convince you to do the "right" thing?

1/02/2020 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gambling and drugs are now legal. Can whores be next? Bet on it! Your democrat party in action !

1/02/2020 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Commiefornia already found out that the tax revenue won’t even come close to projections. After the initial rush, pot heads realize that it is cheaper to go to their local dealer than pay for the Apple store ambiance and get bent over in taxes. The question here is, will the Dumbocrat overlords expect local police to be the enforcers for the taxable weed when enforcement will disproportionately impact certain folks (and people).

1/02/2020 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With taxes over 34%, we now know the real reason why it was legalized. This new revenue source should solve all aspects of the financial crisis. Just like casinos and the lottery did. Next stop in the legalization express, prostitution.

/sarcasm off

1/02/2020 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s the vape oil. Costs more than the buds.

1/02/2020 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's not forget that the LT Gov was first in line to buy her gummy bears. Now, state law enforcement, corrections, etc are prohibited from purchasing/consuming even with the new law. But, the LT Gov can.......

1/02/2020 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the taxes? We're aware this is laboratory controlled material and such, but is this supposed to be like a craft been bar? Or a boutique chocolatier? Gourmet dining? The government has just priced a sizable portion of the market out of being able to smoke legal weed, which is going to lead to what exactly?
Labels: we got nothing

Wait until certain alderscreatures send in their heavy lifters to overtake or destroy the dispensaries, can't mess with the local Ma, Pa and thug family businesses...

1/02/2020 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cut out the taxman, buy from Jojo on the street corner!

1/02/2020 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What ever happened to the plans for a Chicago Casino ??????

1/02/2020 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear its cheeper with a medical weed card

1/02/2020 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Expect sales to dive soon...greedy tax politicians see money but not the results of their shortsightedness greed. Just spawned a new black market in weed. You would be stupid to buy it from a state sanctioned shop.

1/02/2020 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loyalty points pays in Chicago

1/02/2020 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's trendy and new, so they figure they will find suckers to pay the legal no hassle inflated prices. Let's be first in line, Like Oh My God that's way cool dude, like we are almost in "Cali". Fatty in Springfield and Bug Eyed Larry already knew that some couldn't ever afford it with the high taxes. Still the elitists will buy it, Eddie's slackers will buy, the hipster/yuppies SJW will buy. And when they are robbed or jacked they will only feel tired and hungry. So you see there are those hidden benefits.

Larry is keeping the guy Rahm's son used to buy from. Who will know. College students will also keep their main man connection when they see the eye popping taxes. Like we could buy food or like more pot with that tax money. Oh my God for sure. It gives me a headache listening to people that talk like this but there are plenty of them.

1/02/2020 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what happens when politicians try to figure out what is best for the citizens. Illegal weed will not go away at this rate. A certain amount of People/Folks are going to get high, period. Where they will buy it is the question.
Right now buying legal weed seems like going to Starbucks. You need another language and a lot of money to just get a fix. A lot of people will try it again just for the experience, but quit when they realize the price is so high. Others will just go back to the black market.
I await the social change that this will bring. People who drink and drive will combine the two. People who just "smoke a little" will have no problem driving. Accidents may go up for a while, and the DUI rate should increase. Otherwise more "stupid" people will be out everywhere now. More than usual. I expect Cheeto's and Pringles to be in short supply for some time. A Milky way bar may be a rare animal for some time as well. Lines at McDonalds and Wendy's will be longer and the clientele will be stoned.
I asked a Starbucks barista if they are going to let people smoke pot inside and she told me No. Hooray for small victory's. I wonder if PO's are going to get contact highs from so much exposure. The FOP better be on top of this.
Next time I am behind a car at a red light and he doesn't move when it turns to green, I am going to wonder...

1/02/2020 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



Not just about price.
Why do you think it’s called “dope”?




Ranger Bob





1/02/2020 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A 33 percent tax is still way lower than the taxes they put on cigarettes. Let’s see how they squandered this money.

1/02/2020 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For that kind of cash, I could buy lots of steaks and beer. Throw in the chips and pretzels.

1/02/2020 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They will pay. Weed is their lifeblood. Evanston even has a ‘repirations tax’ and whitey will gladly pay to get high.

1/02/2020 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everybody is happy.

Druggies got legal weed and are happy to pay the taxes
State and city get their cut
All government budgets will be balanced in a year or two
Pension funds will be 100% funded



Hahahaha

1/02/2020 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now you can see why the Dumbocrates where in such a hurry to legalize weed!!!

1/02/2020 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And after they scan your ID you will now fail NCIC background checks to purchase a firearm.

1/02/2020 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"A new source of quick cash for the bangers. Just case the store areas for likely clients on way to buy weed. Chances are they will have a large amount of cash on hand or at least several valuable credit cards to boost. Predict this will become the crime of month over the next several months. You know like Davy bike boosting, carjacking, Mag Mile Wilding and CTA robbery on Red Line"

there will be a new definition for Operation Safe Passage and several mini- Chicago Skyway(s) - pay the toll or you wont make it from your car/bus stop to the dispensary.

1/02/2020 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You’ll see drug dealers on the corner of every pot store, but these guys all have rap sheets and not scout material. It will be akin to selling loosies. Selling something that is now legal, but a cheaper version, no tax.

1/02/2020 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where’s the pension tax ?

Just axin

1/02/2020 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As you can see from the tax, this is why lori and fat ass JB are limiting supply to legitimate medical marijuana users. And I’m sick of hearing from loris office, racist clown Toi Hutchinson and the rest of the SJW crowd about social equity. The permanent victim class who makes up 99 % of prior legitimate convictions for illegal pot use are totally incompetent to run any kind of business. Running a cannabis store requires training in logistics, finance, supply chain, law, sophistication of inventory modeling and so on. They do not attend class, they cannot raise kids, they certainly are ignorant and uneducated. How can they possibly be expected to be cannabis entrepreneurs. It’s cruel of the idiot dummycrats to tell these idiots this is a possibility. They have no chance. Why do white guys have the licenses? Because the white guys went to class and didn’t get arrested for smoking pot in public in total defiance of the law. These social equity promises are nothing but attempts by Lori and Kim and fat boy to get votes from the permanent victim class.

1/02/2020 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dummies

1/02/2020 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No thanks. Ill stick with joey from down the block.

1/02/2020 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just drove past the one on Milwaukee Ave in 16. Yesterday, long ling. Today, no line, open parking lot.

1/02/2020 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A smart street dealer should stand outside those dispensaries and pass out his business card.

1/02/2020 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m sorry but I had to step out of the room for a minute. Can you tell me again why coke is illegal.

1/02/2020 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gas, grass or ass - NOBODY rides for free.

Well, with the Chicago gas tax-
With the Chicago weed tax-

Only one viable option is left it seems!

1/02/2020 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'This tax will be good for street level entrepreneurs' - The Growth & Development "Dispensaries" Incorporated

1/02/2020 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is a useful tax! It will help business pick up for me - Liquor Store Owner, promoter of cheaper alternatives to smoking dope

1/02/2020 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Bring your money,
all in cash,
you're gonna pay a lot for your stash.
Hurry now Illinois needs revenue!!"
(Sung to refrain of Schoolhouse Rock's "Shot heard round the world")

Yup, those illegal dealers are gonna be driving new cars.

1/02/2020 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the Conceal Carry. Is this purchase going to show up on their application/renewal?

1/02/2020 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The corner weed dealers will now be weed scalpers around the stores.

1/02/2020 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am i reading that right? Less than 2g and cost of 300? I can get 30g for 225$ of some good shit grown at same place this is being grown.
Anyone buying this is an idiot with to much money.

1/02/2020 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s just say there were people who did not use pot because it was illegal. Now that it’s legal they jump on the band wagon. After paying the store price a few times guess who’s looking real good now. This is a street venders bonanza.

1/02/2020 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember back in 2006 I was assigned to the CAPS office and had to take a DARE training class. in the class we learned the evil pitfalls of cannabis and how it is a gateway drug that will lead the user to crack or heroin. We were taught to tell the kids it is called dope because it makes you a "dope." It kills brain cells and causes cancer etc.

Well well have times changed, it is now called "recreational" weed lol. It cures your eye sight and helps you to relax. What bullshyt!!!

Now that the corrupt government deemed it legal, weed is all good! So I guess all that negative side affects stuff they taught us was a complete waste of time.

If I ever teach DARE again I will pass a few ounces of the good stuff out to the class and tell them to light up.

1/02/2020 10:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I call discrimination on this whole legalized cannabis act. They boys in the hood will continue to sell and buy their weed at a discounted rate (compared to the dispensaries) with no tax and no consequences. Meanwhile, the working class will be taxed heavily for each high. Sure sounds like one race will clearly benefit financially. But hey, these are Chicago values!

1/02/2020 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Ben Dover said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoa! Slow down SCC, didn’t you notice you get loyalty points on purchase?

1/02/2020 04:04:00

Just be careful saving up those loyalty points. The ISP WILL have access to those records (you have to show your DL to enter he store) and too many loyalty points will tag you as a habitual user and your FOID and CCL will be revoked. How many of us trust the state of Illinois?

1/02/2020 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Illinois is doing the same dumb thing CA and WA did by taxing the hell out of "legal" weed and making it unaffordable to the folks.

We know the folks need their weed. The "illegal" weed distribution networks which have been in place for decades will continue to supply their product at 1/2 the price of govt. weed. The state will make a few tax dollars in the suburbs but the urban areas will still be flooded with street weed.

The stats don't lie, crime goes up when pot becomes legal. Pot shops get robbed at gun point, petty theft goes up as do auto burgs as do serious DUI auto collisions. It's a fact.

Oh, I forgot, it's tax money for the children and schools. Silly me.

1/02/2020 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Illinois politicians would fuck up a one car funeral.

1/02/2020 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But it probably was really, really GREAT weed. Eh, suckers?

1/02/2020 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting Fact:
Prohibition started on January 17, 1920. It was spearheaded by a group of Protestants, Progressives and women. Fast forward 100 years to January 1, 2020. Now you can not only drink alcohol but smoke dope. The marijuana laws were spearheaded by progressives. To quote an old cigarette ad; "You've come a long way baby."

1/02/2020 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, now when you lock up Dude for selling on the street, whatever weed you recover just add a tax fine when they go to court for the amount of weed you caught them with. It's just a matter of time before the potheads get tired of being taxed and take to the dope spots to buy thier weed.

1/02/2020 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cant wait for the squad car domestics when one guy wants to smoke weed when working but the partner says no. Off to the WC to say you cant work with any potheads.🤣

1/02/2020 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a role reversal. Remember the days when ISP would set up south of the Wisconsin state line because of the 18-year-old drinking age? Now even though weed is "legal" in Illinois it isn't in Wisconsin.

1/02/2020 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go to Laramie/Adams their weed is tax free

1/02/2020 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Again. Balance the budget on backs of the middle class. You know the only one buying it legally will be the hard working middle class. They aren’t going to risk arrest. The poor black and brown people will be buying the old fashion way. When they get caught. Lori and kemesha will just let them go. Non-violent you see. I-bonds for everyone.

1/02/2020 12:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhhh...

So THAT'S WHY there was some fast and greasy shit-talk
from the exempts about "stepped up enforcement" against
the Dude Inc. corner cannabis cartels...

The smart Policeman no doubt sees this shit
for what it really is.

He will protect himself because everybody else
involved in this shit-show wants to enjoy the
entertainment of seeing him getting fucked-up
in all manner of nonsense including this.

It's gonna be funny as fuck watching the prequel to
"Tha' Communerty Claps Back" play out in real life
when the economy/utility minded cannabis consumers
start seriously weighing the utility/economy of
government sanctioned full-boating/tax revenue
booty-plundering as evidenced by the dispensary
receipts illustrated by the blog-meister...

Hmmmmm...

Pent up demand and rebellion against one's booty
being so onerously and loudly plundered by il-gov
and Chicago's elected kleptocrats just might actually
inspire evolution/adaptation by the Dude Inc. corner
cannabis cartels.

"We got company comin' so get up off y'all
ass and get this place cleaned-up, muhfukaz!"

"Market Forces" an' shit...

Heh... The muni and state gov propeller-head
whiz kids and the "consultants" got it all figured out.

No?

Hopefully elected officialdom and their bend-over/
stoop-to-conquer media editorial board best boys and
hand maidens will be forced to declare war on Dude Inc.
to claw back the sure-to-come tax revenue shortfall.

...And Dude Inc. hits back with retaliatory kidnappings,
shootings and crashing of 3am flaming ghetto sleds
through the front doors of politicians and editorial
board members.

The Policeman will drop a detailed, fortified, glorified
and magnified but altogether useless report should such
ever happen to be dropped in his lap. Per the usual...

Look.
Point & Laugh.
Leave.

Stop. Reverse. Pause. Do it again.

>Sinister Give-No-Fucks Laughter<

1/02/2020 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The fact that the lines were so long on the first day means those were not regular users. They're either first-timers in it for the novelty or they're gonna resell, like a ticket scalper! Nobody is gonna keep paying those prices.

1/02/2020 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

~$301.00
Have we lost our minds?
Back in the late 1960's that would have paid ALL the
utilities for a 3-story home in the coldest month of the
year, and now it's just throw-away pocket change for
a fleeting 6-hour experience at most. Reminds me of
an old saying passed down from people who lived thru
the Great Depression: 'You just can't stand prosperity."
Correction: well, maybe many, many, many 6-hour
experiences. But keep this in mind: While you're high,
you are a CONSUMER. You can't work, you can't earn
money, you can't improve your lot in life. You're stagnant,
and that's exactly where The Man wants you to be.

1/02/2020 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't believe the street corner merchants, are going to have to lower their prices. When you add in taxes,theirs is a steal.

1/02/2020 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny how some people interviewed by dippy news thought this was the greatest thing to happen. Like how the news did not ask the customers how much they liked paying all those taxes. Can't wait for the interviews of potential customers robbed by the local hood rats on way to store.

1/02/2020 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let me see if I understand this- people who are now hitting folks over the head to get $$ to buy dope are all of a sudden going to become productive citizens, get jobs, and actually contribute to society while earning $$ to buy dope? And with the prices this high, they'll have to hit more people over the head to get their dope $$.

And, illegal dealers aren't going to take advantage of these high prices to undercut the state pricing, no, they'll probably just decide to become legit citizens and take up another line of work.

Give me a break! And great example for the Lt Governor to be the first in line.

1/02/2020 02:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Former alderwomen Helen schiller's scumbag lawyer son Brendan schiller is laughing all the way to the bank. He represents a lot of these reefer businesses and potheads themselves in obtaining their licenses. Oh, and he also likes to sue the city and police officers.

1/02/2020 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Starting FEB. 1, 2020
U-Haul will NOT hire you if you smoke (TOBACCO!).
No word yet on Pot.
These are the times of our lives.....

1/02/2020 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is the state plan, keep the street market thriving, just like cigarettes

1/02/2020 02:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s only going to lead to the rich getting richer

1/02/2020 02:49:00 PM  
Blogger Boca Condo King said...

Give it time, prices will come down as time goes on.

Even at these prices, you are looking at about $300.00 for about 1/2 ounce worth of weed.

Here in Florida after the 1st few months prices came down as stores started to offer Buy one get ones and other specials.

Lastly, even if it costs more, when was the last time you bought or even heard of someone selling Moonshine?

1/02/2020 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Concentrates. Still overpriced, but not weed. Colorado and California have much better prices,but it's Illinois. We're used to getting ripped off.

1/02/2020 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not to worry - just go see AlderCreature Jason Ervin and he’ll take care of you.

Retired.38 spl +P

1/02/2020 03:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw the IL Lt Governor on TV buying a marijuana laced product; are IL state employees subject to reasonable suspicion drug testing?

1/02/2020 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Dr. Dan said...

Perhaps SCC would consider submitting a quote for some off-duty security services for myself; I planned on buying a trailer-load of Fritos, Doritos, Frozen Pizzas and boxes of Brownie Mix and setting up a 'lemonade stand' display next to any dispensary I could find...

Don't worry about the lawyers, legal services are provided by Dewey, Cheatem and Howe™...

1/02/2020 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do we still celebrate April 20 now that its legal?

1/02/2020 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And this is why this won’t affect street sales. Do you think you know who is paying these taxes?!?!

1/02/2020 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Medical studies show pot narrows the fine blood
vessels inside the brain eventually leading to
dementia. So, short term tax gain, long term social
liabilities. But don't expect long term care if you're a
'vegetable'. Long gone are the City Hospitals for the
indigent and the State Mental Hospitals.

As long as the Democrats keep their voter base stoned, they will be in control forever.

1/02/2020 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like cigarettes. The smokers have gone to Indiana and ordered from online sources.

1/02/2020 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Basically, people in Illinois are paying cocaine prices for weed.

RH

1/02/2020 03:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dann! That shit is more expensive then shopping at Whole Foods!

1/02/2020 03:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Continue to support your neighborhood pot dealers, they need the money more than the state and the city do!

They will actually spend it on something other than pandering for votes and giving it away to criminal aliens!

Fuck Fuckster and his pot tax!!

1/02/2020 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope the state cross checks the purchases by state ID with those on taxpayer funded welfare. ♠️

1/02/2020 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FLOP Lozenge 7 should open a Cannabis Dispensary in the gift shop space. Great way to subsidize retiree healthcare costs when the pension goes belly up in four years.

1/02/2020 04:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Weed Costs How Much?"

-Somewhere in the ghetto
back in somebody's long-ago-

"...You mus' be high as a gir-raffe's ass!"
(If you think people are going to pay
those outrageous taxes for long without
an "adjustment" happening)

1/02/2020 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's the receipt for the 144 Compstat votive cannabis candles?

1/02/2020 04:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*1997*
79th and Wolcott
20 dollar dub sack
All was right in the world

1/02/2020 04:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just grow your own. You know what you’re getting then. Pass the bong.

1/02/2020 04:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moral dilemmas solved for progressive politician- it’s taxed heavily, so they can feel better about it. Next stop, bring back the Opium Dens but just make sure you charge 5 times the going rate & tax it at 50%...then they’ll have no moral dilemmas about that one either.

1/02/2020 04:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More Chicago and Crook County taxes... 3% each , kicks in july 1st

1/02/2020 04:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are politicians allowed to smoke recreational marijuana????

1/02/2020 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time to get a red light district and legalize prostitution, Chicago can tax and make income from issuing business licenses. Reno, Nevada has prostitution.

1/02/2020 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Ha Ha Ha Second City Cop

"Laboratory Controlled Material"

Says who? show me the chemical lab results!

This is the snake oil of our generation! Let the lemmings believe! The only thing I believe are the usury taxes!

Keep believin in hotch potch hokus pokus. Cures everything from dimentia to old age and wrinkles.

The chemist!

1/02/2020 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Dear SCC Teacher,

In response to your question?

I would say it will lead to people getting a second Job? NOT!!!

1/02/2020 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do they sell USDA “Organic” weed?

1/02/2020 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only crime here is the taxes involved with purchasing the product !!!

1/02/2020 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Advice for all you youngsters ( under 50 ) out there. Don't sweat it. Get some small plants, tend to them and watch them grow into some magnificent flora. Dry and enjoy at the end of the season. This method will give you a supply that will last a loooong time.
You want to drop a couple of hundred to some douche owner? For a doobie or two ? F - no. Grow your own.

1/02/2020 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet you Robin Robinson is elated.

1/02/2020 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Former Chicago citizen, now living in Colorado. This will lead to a large jump in violent crime. The stores are a cash only business due to Federal banking laws and the credit card companies staying far away. So you will have easily identified locations with large amounts of untraceable cash. These are like fast food to the scum who work at taking other's money.

Be careful, none of these stoners are worth a single LEO losing their life, injury or even your reputation. Also, be aware, this type of crime does not attract the rocket scientists.

Happy new year!

1/02/2020 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Idiotic moron Boca condo king...,are you high on stupidity or Alzheimer? Florida does not have legal pot dumb shit. So prices didn’t go down after a few months idiot. .

1/02/2020 08:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard workmans comp insurance not cocering injury if weed is in your system ..... hmmmmmmm

1/02/2020 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s cheaper to buy cocaine.

1/02/2020 08:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The black caucus group of crooks headed by friend of the gangs jason Ervin, ex con Walter Burnett, and Sophia “I’m friends with the Obamas “ king, protege of Preckwinkle and Foxx and phony progressive are nothing but cheap extortionist hoods shaking down anyone and anything to get their piece of the marijuana pie. We should not be surprised as this is what these three are. They are shaking down and threatening to get their fellow dope head constituents so called social equity licenses from which they will take a cut. It’s in their DNA, this is what they do. They already have fat Boy Pritzker’s ignorant racist Toi Hutchinson doing their bidding with their fake unconstitutional social equity licenses and low interest loans for former ignorant dope heads who purposely and willfully violated marijuana laws. Their mantra is as weak as the “hands up don’t shoot” fantasy that gave us the domestic terrorist cop hating organization Black Lives Matter. Ervin, King and Burnett must be exposed for what they are......extortionists.

1/02/2020 09:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The black market will thrive.

1/02/2020 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said: "What the hell is 'cash'? Do they mean those old fashion credit cards without the chip? Eww, swiping! Do old people call that cash or something? God... Have you not heard of Apple Pay or PayPal? Just wave your phone and the payment is sent! So many cavemen around today! Cash will never be as popular and useful as money is!" ~ iPhone Generation"

1/02/2020 07:45:00 AM

Wow! What a millenial moron! Weed is illegal under federal law. Guess what institutions are federally chartered (hint, you jackwad: banks.) The credit card issuers (i.e. banking institutions) will not set up clearing accounts for weed dispensaries.

Wow! Is this what passes for education these days? Thank God this old dinosaur could take courses in real world stuff like finance, economics and accounting. No gender studies degrees back in my college years. "We're so superior cuz we know how to punch some buttons on our iPhone screens." Get back to me when you can write all the IOS code for an iPhone.

1/02/2020 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's got the Thai sticks?

1/02/2020 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Treasury Department's Office of the Comptroller of the Currency. This agency regulates credit cards issued by national banks. One cannot use a credit card due to federal regulations and therefore all purchases must be made in cash. So before another fool comments as to "why cash", there is your answer.

1/02/2020 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

”Anonymous said...
And after they scan your ID you will now fail NCIC background checks to purchase a firearm.

1/02/2020 09:56:00 AM“

What?

1/02/2020 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I saw the IL Lt Governor on TV buying a marijuana laced product; are IL state employees subject to reasonable suspicion drug testing?

1/02/2020 03:07:00 PM

Yeah what the hell is that about? Most of us have jobs that forbid us from using drugs but politicians are exempt? I guess when you make the rules it always going to be for thee and not for me.

1/02/2020 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I totally resent the fact that the state of Illinois has bastardized and overly monetized my dope and gambling ventures.Word up here is the state will legalize prostitution and State sanctioned hitmen in 2025 After all who wouldn’t want to take out that annoying neighbor who cuts his grass and 7 AM on a Sunday morning.

Peace and love from the big house up above,
Joey The Clown

1/02/2020 11:18:00 PM  
Blogger Refugee said...

Medical is under $100 an ounce out the door in Colorado. Gee fellas, why is it so expensive in Chicago?

1/02/2020 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This may be a little off topic but the top receipt totals seems to be off by 60 cents...225.75+75.85 =301.60...NOT 301.00...perhaps the cash registers are getting high too?

1/03/2020 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get high and easy the pain of HELL ChIraq

1/03/2020 03:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit. When I was 18 yoa I had a couple of mans best friends, my pups.
They made p p a lot in my back yard At my west side estate that
Was full of weeds. I bagged the semi burnt weeds and took it to old, old town
on Wells on weekends on 1970. All the rich kids from north shore were looking for decent grass to smoke.
I made $ 200.00 a night selling my weed. They loved my primo grass a paid $ 30.00 a lid= an ounce. Lol.
The rich boys had cash and I always ran out in an hour. Same idiots and their friends came to old town
To see me. They bragged mine was the best! These punks had to be missing a screw.
I got away with it nearly all spring to fall one year.
But, the good men of the 018 tac unit got wind of it. They got
Me clean lol. I told them what the source of my grass was.
They laughed till they nearly cried. They told me, I was
out of business. I begged to no avail. Great guys in 018 on tac back when.
When I got otj a few years later, I ran into two of them. They
Laughed and told other coppers on 018 what I pulled off on the pinks
that little punks who lived in all the rich burbs.
Probably all these great coppers are resting in heaven now. I did have
a great income as a teen that year.
I used to tell the west side bangers what I pulled off. They pwill bed the idea.
But they could not find anything alive growing in the ground
in the ghetto.
Maybe in my old age I should started my old business up again.
The burb kids and their parents and grandparents remain
clueless still.
That crap I sold to them had to smell like shit when they lit a joint up.
Comments are welcome guys ! SCC is also a blast with his writing style.
Got to laugh very often if you want to live long.
PS. I never tried the real stuff all my life. Natural high is better.

1/03/2020 05:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous said: "What the hell is 'cash'? Do they mean those old fashion credit cards without the chip? Eww, swiping! Do old people call that cash or something? God... Have you not heard of Apple Pay or PayPal? Just wave your phone and the payment is sent! So many cavemen around today! Cash will never be as popular and useful as money is!" ~ iPhone Generation"

1/02/2020 07:45:00 AM


And when the system crashes and the shit hits the fan, you can swipe your card in your ass crack and starve.
This caveman will be in the compound with my silver, gold, and lead, waiting for millennial morons like you to try and bust down my door. It will be a Dawn of the Dead-like scene.

1/03/2020 06:47:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

One word for the guy with that thumb......manicure.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

1/03/2020 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't smoke so I don't care, go ahead and damage your lungs with weed. Anything that is taxed at that rate and people stand in line to be fucked by the state must have something going for it. Either that or those standing in line are already missing brain cells. I vote for the latter.

1/03/2020 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep believin in hotch potch hokus pokus. Cures everything from dimentia to old age and wrinkles.

The chemist!

1/02/2020 06:33:00 PM

You are right on ! No real scientific research evidence that the THC in marijuana has any curative effect on any medical issues. THC has been available for a long time in pill form. The medical marijuana hoax was just to get the camel's nose under the tent on the way to legal recreational use. But, what the scientific evidence does indicate is long term damage to the brain and IQ. Plus, all of the promised benefits from legal weed, lots of tax money and a reduction in illegal street sales, will not happen.Thank you democrats for helping to screw up our kids by legalizing drugs and cutting back on charter schools. Yes, you will not keep our kids stoned and stupid.

1/03/2020 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
I saw the IL Lt Governor on TV buying a marijuana laced product; are IL state employees subject to reasonable suspicion drug testing?

1/02/2020 03:07:00 PM

I got CLOUT what you about!!

1/03/2020 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For what you will pay for an ounce of weed here you can fly to Colorado and go on a Weedcation.

1/03/2020 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it against the law if I buy legal weed , then resell it ? Maybe because I don’t like it or for whatever reason. If not, Then how about if you buy a pound of legal weed, comingle it with 3 pounds of home grown , sell it off in smaller quantities and just claim it was the legally bought stuff that you have a receipt for . There’s no serial numbers or identifiers on weed so you can’t justify which weed is the legal stuff or not. the rules are yet to be written , maybe a good business opportunity for some !

1/03/2020 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have they figured out the taxes that could be made if prostitution were legalized? May have a untapped revenue source there. I’m sure more companies would hold more conventions here. Put in a casino and wo’la instant gold mine.

1/03/2020 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll have to start working VRI just to pay for the taxes on my weed purchases.

1/03/2020 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A cook County tax is also coming at the end the month. Going to be 45% taxed! ILL GROW MY OWN. Thank you very much

1/03/2020 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Want the legal stuff gonna cost a lot of money. However there is a much more affordable option. See those black guys hanging out by the weed store, that can help you out. Double the amount of less than half the price. Just recycle that legal weed container and no one will know the difference. It is that or go broke supporting your new habit. You will be dealing with them sooner or later so why wait.

.........................
Only black guys sell weed?

1/03/2020 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@1/02/2020 08:52:00 PM

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

1/03/2020 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The media is shilling that the legalizing of harmful weed is good for the state...

Illinois rakes in nearly $3.2M on first day of legal weed sales
https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/illinois-rakes-in-nearly-3-2m-on-first-day-of-legal-weed-sales

The fat fuck governor spends more then $3.2 million on ketchup for this fries. This is a rolling cluster fuck occurring... Just full on wicked.

Get $100 million? Still not enough to plug the Democrats deficits by any close margin.

1/03/2020 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Among those who bought on the first day was Illinois Lieutenant Governor Juliana Stratton who purchased edible gummies in Chicago.

1/03/2020 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I hope the state cross checks the purchases by state ID with those on taxpayer funded welfare. ♠️

1/02/2020 04:00:00 PM

WTF? The only reason the lottery is in badness because the welfare crowd using "Free" money to buy lottery tickets!

The only taxes the parasites pay a little sales tax on booze and smokes! J B will give them a tax break for showing proof they are feeding at the "Welfare" trough! Keep em fucked up, keep em voting democrat!

1/03/2020 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Went past a weed dispensary on Archer near Laramie and there was a big line of different folks all whooping it up like they were at a concert. WEED fever has taken over Chicago. NOW BRING ON THE CASINO.

1/03/2020 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And after they scan your ID you will now fail NCIC background checks to purchase a firearm.

1/02/2020 09:56:00 AM






Next time you feel like pulling some bullshit out of your ass and posting it here as a fact you should at least check and see if you're even close to right. Spoiler alert:you're not.

1/03/2020 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.kmov.com/news/fact-check-will-you-lose-your-foid-card-because-of/article_b1763d9c-2e20-11ea-a6ec-ef86132247e5.html

1/03/2020 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
And after they scan your ID you will now fail NCIC background checks to purchase a firearm.

1/02/2020 09:56:00 AM

One person disagreed with you...I on the other hand completely agree with you. What better way to rid the land of firearms? I believe its question number 17 on a purchase application..."are you addicted or do you use marijuana?" So for someone to think your statement is a fairytale really aren't looking at things and is exactly what the puppet masters love- the blind. :)

1/03/2020 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.kmov.com/news/fact-check-will-you-lose-your-foid-card-because-of/article_b1763d9c-2e20-11ea-a6ec-ef86132247e5.html
1/03/2020 02:12:00 PM

Yeah, sure dude. You can also keep your doctor if you like your doctor, crime is down in Chicago and its all for the good of the children. Ok dude.

1/03/2020 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Video poker is taxed at 30%
Table games at the boats are taxed up to 20%
Slots at the boats are taxed up to 50%
Illinois Lottery's hold is 50% (idiot tax)

When taxes collected aren't close to "projections", taxes on weed will go up not down

1/04/2020 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about some legal hair-on with a dose of nar can for relief, just add death tax if they don't buy the revival.

Go to the I S R A site for info on your ID being revealed relative to your F O I D.

1/04/2020 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next will be whore businesses. Who is more experienced as tubby Ed. Were u be Eddie?
You can the czar again.
Hire all your zero females you made exempts. Whoops are not to bright and they could fit the bill.
Maybe SCC can throw Eddie ‘ business a bone and give Ed a link. Eddie could give his alderman ghetto trash n their
Pastors prime locations in 007 and 011.
What the HEAD tax would be is up to Longfeet
Eddie started a starter business of Guy holes and business
Is a boom with all the millennium guys and cool ant coppers of CPD.
Eddie, eat shit for all your racist ways of fucking Latin and white coppers.
Happy Hole ing prick.

1/04/2020 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FWIW: Marijuana is a schedule 1 drug, no different than cocaine or heroin, under the federal Controlled Substances Act. The federal swamp critters, who exempt themselves from these random drug tests, are "thinking" about removing it from the list, but until then, it is a federal felony to either recreationally or medically use marijuana, EVEN in states where it is now legal to do so. If you already own a firearm, or fill out an ATF form 4473 to buy a gun and state on that form ( question 11a) you do not use a schedule 1 drug and in fact do, you are defacto guilty of a federal felony under the 1968 Gun Control Act (10yrs and $10,000 fine). Federal law supercedes state law on this. Would they put you in prison? Probably not, but they would LOVE to fine you and take away your voting rights, as well as confiscating your guns. There is NO minimum quantity or medical Rx exemption on this as well. You might want to factor this into your decisions regarding this, and warn your friends as well. I am CERTAIN I am correct about this. I have warned my friends to be careful while out hunting and thinking they can now sit around the campfire in the evening passing a joint around and celebrating their new freedom given them by their liberal swamp critters in the state legislature. It just may be a clever trap....

1/04/2020 08:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonder how much the price on the street just went up?

1/04/2020 10:47:00 PM  
Blogger Andrew Petersen said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
I saw the IL Lt Governor on TV buying a marijuana laced product; are IL state employees subject to reasonable suspicion drug testing?

1/02/2020 03:07:00 PM

Yeah what the hell is that about? Most of us have jobs that forbid us from using drugs but politicians are exempt? I guess when you make the rules it always going to be for thee and not for me.

1/02/2020 09:44:00 PM

I'm going to answer you're question With a question.

What exactly does it take in Illinois to Fire an Elected Official?

1/05/2020 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm, I see mentioned, a Weed Dispensary being burglarized today. Only said money was stolen. Then why break into such a place? Sure they weren't only looking for cash.

Careful folks, this shit isn't worth dying for.

This legalization IMO is a huge mistake for the city, and state. Of course Dumbocrats never could learn how to responsibly spend tax money. No matter how much you hand them, it will never be enough, Red Light Cameras, Lyft Fees, Dope, Casinos, Property Taxes, Sales Tax, Tollways, Lottery, etc etc etc.

1/06/2020 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lieutenant Governor Juliana Stratton was applauded for buying legal pot.

1/06/2020 03:22:00 PM  

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