Friday, May 22, 2020

Place Your Bets

Memorial Day Weekend is upon us, which means it's time for us to play Over/Under as we do most summer holidays.

Seeing as how we're in uncharted territory, we're going to be a bit more cautious than in years past:
  • 12 dead, 35 wounded
The count will be tallied from 1700 hours Friday 22 May through 2359 hours Monday 25 May.

The only totals accepted are those appearing on HeyJackass.com, updated on Tuesday.

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219 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 dead 47 shot

5/22/2020 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 dead and 42 shot

5/22/2020 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

15/33

5/22/2020 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Roll dem bones

5/22/2020 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8-35

5/22/2020 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 goals, 48 assists

5/22/2020 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As sad as it sounds ..... I’m going with the under this weekend .... too much rain in the forecast
8 dead / 24 wounded

5/22/2020 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11 and 45

5/22/2020 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mid to upper 70's but rain is expected?

Dude Inc. just might show some of that ass
to Dallas Brown and Groot.

5/22/2020 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5 Dead
22 wounded

5/22/2020 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please explain why they’re taking a massive amount of detectives out of their areas and putting them on Michigan Avenue when everythings closed everyday this weekend

5/22/2020 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is getting all out of hand. It's gonna be bad this weekend. People gathering no mask, no social distancing. People don't want to listen anymore they're growing tired of all of this already.

5/22/2020 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 killed, 16 wounded..

5/22/2020 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12 dead 35 wounded? Apparently somebody over at SCC doesn't know that there's a stay at home order in effect! Zero dead, zero wounded. All deaths CoVid related!!

5/22/2020 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet Groot actually does go bald by 16 Aug 2020, sometime that afternoon the last little strand will pop out and that will be that.

5/22/2020 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6 & 66

Perfect number for the beast!!!

5/22/2020 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Concerned Citizen here

I think the holiday weekend totals just got a plus 1.

Illinois Lawmaker Floats Legislation to Give Governor Pritzker the Power to Confiscate Property Including Cars, Trucks, Food, Gas, Animals, Clothing, etc

Illinois lawmakers are attempting to pass legislation to give government the ability to confiscate property from business owners and citizens during state emergencies like the ongoing coronavirus pandemic.

Senator William E. Brady, the Illinois Minority leader in the state senate, introduced legislation on Wednesday that will give government the right to confiscate property from business owners who defy their lockdown orders.

Senator Brady is a Republican.

According to the proposed legislation SB3993 the government will set “safe place of business protocols” for businesses to follow to reopen.


The protocols shall include:
(1) customer density limits based on business facilities’ square footage and appropriate social distancing;
(2) face covering requirements for employees; and
(3) regular cleaning regimens.
(d) The Department shall publish additional protocols for specific customer-facing businesses as necessary.
(e) A business that complies with the protocols may reopen and rehire staff at its discretion as soon as is practical.
(f) A hospital or other healthcare facility that abides by the protocols and is located in a Region with adequate intensive care unit capacity may offer the full spectrum of inpatient and outpatient care and treatment to its patients.
The Department shall conduct a public information campaign to explain hospitals’ and healthcare facilities’ safety protocols and to urge patients not to put off any necessary care.
(g) A day care center, as that term is defined under Section 2.09 of the Child Care Act of 1969, may reopen or expand its capacity at its discretion and as soon as is practical if it complies with the protocols.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/05/illinois-lawmaker-floats-legislation-give-governor-pritzker-power-confiscate-property-including-cars-trucks-food-gas-animals-clothing-etc/

5/22/2020 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


It is going to be a horrifying blood bath on the streets of Chicago. Just horrible.

5/22/2020 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 dead, 43 with extra holes

5/22/2020 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

15and 42Brown is to hopeful for that 300

5/22/2020 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/26 Book is giving me 70 to 1. LOL. $100 get me 7 K. Over and other fallen mutes 13. Mutes popped 29. Hope it 75(f) degrees and sunny.
Picked 011 6 fallen. Over and under is 7.

Put $300.00 the frog eyes will not be in ghetto with her honor students after 2100 Hrs.Sat/Sun/. Hoping she does a live street press conference on the 2200 hrs.evening news Sat/Sun. Think it will be in Austin. Over and under for those days is 2130 hrs. Monday the thugs will be getting ready for computer school for Tuesday.

5/22/2020 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7 and 38.....The rain will be a factor this year

5/22/2020 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weather forecast says low 60s on Friday and then rain all day and night Saturday so maybe totals will be low. But, no rain and low 80s on Sunday then 80s again on Monday and those two days could really move the betting line. I’ll say 9 dead and 38 shot.

5/22/2020 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

20 Dead..35 wounded..

5/22/2020 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

20 Dead..35 wounded..

5/22/2020 01:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah were looking at 80% Temps for the first time since last summer they will be running on the squad car hoods shooting at each other so you guys be careful.

The Mormons and NRA life members will be going mad.

5/22/2020 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you can do the commenting on this evil act, i have no more hope for society...


https://www.the-sun.com/news/868315/trump-action-video-elderly-care-home-punch/

5/22/2020 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Marc said...

Going big this year as everyone has been locked up.

17/39

5/22/2020 02:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7 and 42 they need more practice

5/22/2020 02:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't anyone at SSC listen and watch the news...

0 and 0 ...Nothing happening, Still on that lockdown (prison term) in IL & Chicago.


...and... IF, something does happen, Well I don't know. Maybe some stronger gun safety laws.

5/22/2020 03:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My prediction: 7 dead, 26 wounded

I'm being really really conservative. Former 006 warrior, far far away from Shitcago, out in the countryside with a snowy mountain view. Be safe!

5/22/2020 03:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think there is going to be some pent up violence so here are my totals:

10 Dead
48 Wounded

5/22/2020 03:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 dead, 37 wounded

5/22/2020 03:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can this be??? The quarantine is still in place until next Friday???

5/22/2020 04:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13/

5/22/2020 04:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet... Many. Many will get shot and many more killed.

300 barrier will fall way before year's end! Fuck you Brown.

5/22/2020 04:44:00 AM  
Anonymous the eye of spinkter said...

after a slow week i see a rebound of 15/50

5/22/2020 04:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have not checked with my local liberal yet... Still I can assume numbers are probably racist for some undefined reason. As such, all use of math and numbers to track violent crime via data should be ignored.

If Chicago wasn't so racist already, we'd have restaurants reopened already. That just makes sense!

Stop using math! Bigots!

5/22/2020 05:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

16 and 45 for the period.
Overtime will likely be quiet if the storms roll in.

5/22/2020 05:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I looked at the forecast. 80 and 85 Saturday and Sunday. I am going to go with 17 dead 44 shot.

5/22/2020 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Martini said...

SCC, you're the best and I love ya, but like any good bookie, you ain't revealing all of your hand to your good readers. The real reason you are being "cautious" might be because you read the weather prediction for this weekend, and you know the hospital numbers for Covid are decreasing!

Your overall total is less than 50.

I'll bet "half a cigarette" it's just over 50: 41 wounded, 12 deceased.

I bet a nickel.

You can't do that Martini.

I bet a nickel.

5/22/2020 06:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With Friday's weather reaching 70, Saturday in the mid 70's, and Sunday and Monday in mid 80's I have to predict a bit higher at 15 and 45

5/22/2020 06:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet SCC will post more news relevant to what is really going on in Chicago then the Times or Tribune will... Safe bet, I know.

5/22/2020 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Chgo TP said...

Over. Def over. I have faith in the boys in the hood.

5/22/2020 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Redline riders ready to rumble.
Board up Michigan Ave.
Who cares about the ghetto killings?

5/22/2020 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TOTAL: 39, of which 9 Killed and 30 Wounded

5/22/2020 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10/50

5/22/2020 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 / 40 Its supposed to be in the 80's Sunday and Monday..if that's the case....good luck to us all!!! First hot spell since the stay home order issued. IM also willing to bet there is a shooting at the CLOSED lakefront!

5/22/2020 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its gonna rain this weekend, give me the under on DraftKings!

5/22/2020 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

F your shi+y, incompetent mayor tiny foot.

You should keep it shut down I definitely.

Let me know how that works out for you.

I just want to know how you get those little hands that far up brown's ass to make his lips move.

You reap what you sow.

65 shot
18 ded

DBEL

5/22/2020 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since the quarantine began we’ve been dreading this weekend. Unless it pours we could possibly see the “Perfect Storm of Violence.” The combination of empty jail cells and old grudges, large groups of idiots, 85 degrees and a forced docile, reactive police department I fear multiple mass casualty situations. My greatest fear is a police shooting that lights the fuse of massive rioting which in these hyper partisan political times would be the Democrats wet dream. Be careful, very careful Brothers.

5/22/2020 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go big or go home. 14 dead. 49 wounded. Let’s go!!
-JR

5/22/2020 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

15 & 44

5/22/2020 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Admin: OT

Illinois Lawmaker Floats Legislation to Give Governor Pritzker the Power to Confiscate Property Including Cars, Trucks, Food, Gas, Animals, Clothing, etc

http://ilga.gov/legislation




101ST GENERAL ASSEMBLY
State of Illinois
2019 and 2020
SB3993


Introduced 5/20/2020, by Sen. William E. Brady


/fulltext.asp?DocName=&SessionId=108&GA=101&DocTypeId=SB&DocNum=3993&GAID=15&LegID=126878&SpecSess=&Session=&fbclid=IwAR01oD0xnZLiIS1DjAXAC3_BK2kmLr9H8URcEMWXb-qTiVK7dG7TDUaaEuM

5/22/2020 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Higher

5/22/2020 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Shades says said...

200 toothpicks on both overs & a 200 parley on the overs. Big numbers with the warm weather, although weather has nothing to do with crime, isn’t that right?

5/22/2020 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8 / 37

5/22/2020 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say over 75 shot 21 kilt’ings

5/22/2020 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seeing as how we're in uncharted territory, we're going to be a bit more cautious than in years past:
12 dead, 35 wounded

My money is on 15 dead/ 45 "hurt" as reported by local media hacks and of course all Covid-19 related...

5/22/2020 07:29:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

10 KIC (Killed in Community). I killed elsewhere. 30 case reports with the following narrative:

Victim reports that he heard shots, started running, but didn't run fast enough.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/22/2020 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But,,does that mean when the police drive around with their lights and sirens on the bad guys don't care??? If so, someone please tell the brain dead gold star his/her idea don't work

5/22/2020 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

16 dead 42 wounded. Very warm this weekend. Going to be an ugly weekend.

5/22/2020 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Riccio was dumped the day he loaded up his van to take his family to Dollywood, when murders were skyrocketing

5/22/2020 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going with the over on this one. 15 dead and 42 shot. If these fine citizens would sharpen their marksmanship the death totals would look much better.

5/22/2020 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OVER

5/22/2020 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We’ll beat those numbers .... Hands down!!
That’s Entertainment

Go Go Go Chicago!!!

- Corporal Vaseline

5/22/2020 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I spent around 2 weeks in September looking in after a relative in Christ Hospital.
One of the bits of jargon from the staff and relatives “in the business” I picked up on was when the hospital was “on bypass”.
So when they heyjackass victims overload the system then the heart attacks, strokes, car accidents etc
Have to go somewhere else, further away, right? Anybody tallying those consequential deaths?

5/22/2020 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

14/44 Some very close to larry's house.

5/22/2020 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is it that the Illinois grneral assembly could meet with more than 10 people,but churches cannot have services and restaurants and stores cannot open??seems like people civil rights are being violated!where are the civil rights attorneys?

5/22/2020 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A lieutenant and 4 POs were stripped in 007 last night.

It turns out the rocket science LT decided to "release without charging" the piece of shit copper that fired off his weapon and battered several of the POs last week.

He felt 4 white cops on a black OFFENDER was racist on the part of the white coppers.

He convinced the 4 POs with no time on the job to not sign a complaint.

The moron has only been a lieutenant for 2 weeks.

5/22/2020 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

16/62. EZ 009

5/22/2020 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Use of cell phone and modern medicine will keep the numbers down. The rain may keep the numbers down. Failure of the Mayor to acknowledge the problem adds to the numbers. Ten down for the count and 37 collateral.

5/22/2020 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a tough one.
Temp range from 70°-80°‘s with overnights in mid 50°-70°’s
Surge Poeleeces’ will be overwhelmed.

Der Larri LightFührer will prolly do a daytime skoolyard shakedown on Saturday, surrounded by her grootheime staatspolizei, yelling at the local gentry, 10 ft away from the 4’ tall iron fence. There’s a good chance she WILL NOT be in town this weekend, just like JB McButterPants both will be scarce but virtually making demands.

13 dead kilt - 38 made holey - 2 punctured.
Hashed Brown don’t know jack, might break him and outta town before July 4th.

Mind Your Bidness.
Chase NO ONE.
NOT for any reason.

Don’t make Larri’s Sanctuary your problem.

5/22/2020 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hearing that they are sending detectives to Michigan Ave this weekend. You know, to protect all of those unopened stores, the closed Navy Pier, closed Museums etc. But don’t worry the department has issued face masks which state “no guarantee of protection from infection. use at your own risk”

5/22/2020 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

42 and 10

5/22/2020 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

zero
Media will not report any shootings per order from downtown

5/22/2020 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

13 HR, 41 RBI

5/22/2020 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

20 dead, 44 wounded.
“the community” is feeling pent up and restless.
Their philosophy is “ fuck that Corona shit..... the lead is gonna fly”


I saw “Chalkie” stocking up on Red Bull. He said this is always an exhausting holiday weekend for him.

5/22/2020 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope the Dwarf ordered body bags, if she don't have enough will shehe blame Trump???

5/22/2020 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My guy has the total for murders at 11.5 (over -130) Agg Batts are at 44.5. I’m going to lay the 130 and take the over in murders. Between the Covid and murders the ER’s are overwhelmed just like a relief pitcher who’s pitched in 4 consecutive games. Plus , I spoke with Chalkie and he says this weekend goes way over .

5/22/2020 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m going to go 8/25.

5/22/2020 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

0 Killed 0 shot.

I gotta stop doing Quaaludes in the morning.

5/22/2020 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Cat stratch fever said...

After the weekend this is when Brown will grab his heart and scream "why did I ever take this job the Mayor is a complete idiot". This my fellow officers will being the total down fall of our new savior and again the cries of "why oh why did I ever leave Dallas" His illusions of grandeur will simply come tumbling down and fade away along with him. Next pick will be one of our merit hacks who can't think for themselves and will throw themselves at the Mayors feet and take any punishment from my Fuhrer when things go south













5/22/2020 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8 and 48

5/22/2020 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I ll take the side bet

1 mass shooting over 5 people
odds shooting will take place on south side

1 to 100 odds police camera on corner will not see 89% of any shootings

5/22/2020 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

20 dead, 30 wounded ☹️

5/22/2020 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gonna hedge the bets
If it rains more than 8 hours during the 4 days: 8 dead as doornails, 31 shot
If rain less than 8 hours during the 4 days: 11 dead, 37 shot
Odds of the totals making the local nightly news: ZERO

5/22/2020 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

going low here.....6 dead, 30 shot

5/22/2020 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huge news! LT and the 3 coppers who responded to the jagoff off duty firing his weapon in 007, are all now in callback for police misconduct. At this point why even getting out of the car?????

5/22/2020 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ghoul pool extravaganza!!

5/22/2020 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HeyJackass officially runs the clock from noon on Friday (12:00) until 6:00am Tuesday (06:00) for three day weekends. If we're going by the official heyjackass time clock I'll go with 8 killed and 50 more shot.

5/22/2020 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7/35

5/22/2020 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

27/50. I just have a bad feeling that there will be at least two mass shootings as people congregate and it will be like shooting fish in a barrel. Too many people too pent up for too long. If it gets humid and steamy and there's no place to go to do anything, well, nothing good will come of it. Or, I guess, maybe if I am right, SOMEBODY will have to realize the current operating procedure doesn't work, so perhaps that is "good". Gad, so, so bad.

5/22/2020 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let them all bleed out. 41 dead 5 wounded

Retired Sam

5/22/2020 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11 dead 32 wounded and unfortunately an innocent child will be hit. Brown will create a cry for help like Rahm with fake tears.

5/22/2020 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

18 kilt 50 heard shot, felt pain

Lots of beefs to be settled this weekend

5/22/2020 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Grabowski said...

Prediction: 0/0.

All the bases have been covered. Groot has admonished and severely scolded the lowest common denominator many times. Choir practice and religious services are still not permitted. Fatass has ILLANNOY still pretty much under lockdown. Chicago is still pretty much a gun free zone, and I feel soooo much safer wearing my mask. What could possibly go wrong ?

CPD and Chalkie might as well just take the weekend off.

5/22/2020 10:33:00 AM  
Anonymous portagePark said...

12 and 42. It will be raining sometimes, but the first 80's will bring out the heat. (Pun intended)

5/22/2020 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous China Must Pay said...

OT-

In the Arbery shooting case in Georgia, the NAACP is now roaring that the third man arrested, the camera operator, "never should have been doing that. No one should be allowed to take these videos."

Uh - looks like that video is the largest part of the basis for your whole case, isn't it?

Uh - sure didn't hear you complaining about the Rodney King vid that blew up a city.

Uh - You roll away with any shaky video you can get of someone being "disrespected" at a McDonald's pickup window, don't you?

Uh - Make up your damned mind, hey?

5/22/2020 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The bigger question will be how many churches will be cited.

5/22/2020 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8 and 50

5/22/2020 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’d like to propose a side wager: when will Groot make an angry public denouncement of the people openly flouting her diktats?

Based on the weather forecast, I’m betting Monday morning. After a sunny Sunday with people out in force, she’ll climb the stepladder behind her podium and tell the city that they have incurred her wrath and will be kept in lock-down for an additional month as punishment.

Little Sister is watching!

5/22/2020 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fo-teen and Fo-tee-fo

5/22/2020 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a tough one due to weather reports.

I'll take 10 and 30.

5/22/2020 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4 dead
20 wounded

5/22/2020 11:02:00 AM  
Blogger Birds&Blooms said...

9/32

5/22/2020 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we need a Handicap this weekend cuz. We have rain versus shine AND idiocy versus sanity in the blocking parking lots for Sunday church. If the good phather's church gets shut down, there's 15 and 25 added to the total that situation itself!

That said, I'ma go wit 9 smoked and 55 injured. 9 and 55. Yes, that means I think church parking wont be bothered this weekend...

5/22/2020 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 1:06 am
I actually LOVE that legislation and that its a Republican who put it forth. Here is WHY. That is shoving the Chicago Way right down their throats, playing for Case Law! in that legislation you get GREAT FUNDAMENTAL QUESTIONS in front of the judges, and better yet, in forms that will at best create splits with other circuits. There is Takings, there is executive power limitations, legislative powers limitations, emergencies and differences in powers if any, oh and rights to like property and defending ones self and, yeah, he and lots more too liiiike the Fact that government of republican form doesn't even have and isnt even allowed power over non governmental commerce anywhere...

so yeah, the more of that kind of legislation the better! So it can get to court faster with rougher questions!!!!

5/22/2020 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

15 Dead and 45 Shot!

5/22/2020 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Using science as a guide (sound familiar)
My numbers are 13 expired and 32 clipped.

5/22/2020 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous CHALKIE said...

19 & 50

I'm feeling it

5/22/2020 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7/47 ...J

5/22/2020 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And they had a nice Emergency Room ready to go at McCormick Place.
Lots of available parking too.

Take in a show or something while recovering?

5/22/2020 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Owe-bama kids running wild...

5/22/2020 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10/43

Retired

5/22/2020 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lucky 13 and 55 wounded. Warm long weekend and lots of cabin fever. Perfect storm.

5/22/2020 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10 and 51..larri's community shooters can't aim good Lmao...imagine there 72 violence interrupters on duty this weekend

5/22/2020 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rain or shine, the Parkway Garden Homes will be running and gunning this holiday weekend.

5/22/2020 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trump announcement: "Today I am identifying houses of worship...as essential places that provide essential services."
He calls on governors to allow houses of worship to reopen now.

5/22/2020 01:08:00 PM  
Blogger Patrick said...

16 dead 54 wounded

5/22/2020 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11/44 is my bet. Who is holding the cash?

5/22/2020 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever the final numbers it points to several things:

Groot doesn't care. She has her poodle bitch and his name is Brown.

Groot's focus is restricting freedom of assembly, redress of government, muffling freedom of speech and choking off religious services and practices. Of interest is the denying of sacred practices such as receiving communion, baptism, last rights of the dying (especially elderly in nursing facilities due to China Virus), funerals and general worship for Christians, Jews, Muslims and others. It appears that liquor stores, State dope dens and abortion clinics are essential and religious services are not, according to the Numb Nuts mayor. The maniacal matriarch mayor's overreaching theme's of "do as I say" and "you must obey" and her favorite theme is "we are all in this together". Yea right.

Groot's punishing the citizens who dare to go out and act in ordinary ways. Even denying limited access to most activities. She picks winners and losers and she rigs her choices. She covets the exercise power of her office to marginalize all under her jurisdiction.

Brownies doesn't know what he's doing and is a useful idiot.

The Community does what is wants and when it wants. Punishing restrictions for you and me, but not for thee.

Dude, Inc. will take care of business. In Chicago, summer is the killing season.

Dope slingers, carjackers and street hustlers like wise.

Groot needs China Virus victims. The more the better. This will increase her request for fed dollars to better scam money and funnel it into the Machine's pockets.

She has the support of the local fake news.

The Master of Deceit and Deception hiding under the banner of "REFORM" mayor will have her way unless good men and women take a stand, do something and say something to blunt her destructive and unconstitutional restrictions.

5/22/2020 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.domigood.com/2020/05/democrat-governors-admin-threatens.html I'm a civilian. Got two relatives on the job. I read this article and felt Gov. Fatass was giving all officers a choice. Either obey him and enforce his unconstitutional EO or lose funding. Isn't that a threat? So if you guys/gals obey your oath and stand with us civvies...he will punish you? I'm not going to say what I'm thinking...other than this. What you do is not easy. I hear stories. But if I was a cop? I'd be just a little miffed at His Highness. OK...that's enough from me. Stay safe, stay sane and get miffed.

5/22/2020 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, wait... I think i got it. 53 shot 16 dead. FAWK YEAH! The Chippah knows math!

5/22/2020 01:46:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I am going with 19 and 51 in case the rain does not materialize.

5/22/2020 02:25:00 PM  
Blogger Citizen said...

14 dead 38 wounded

5/22/2020 02:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bakers dozen for me, and 42 wounded

5/22/2020 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

for as long as I've been reading here, you would think the herd is thinning......

5/22/2020 02:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tactical teams will be heading on the way out the door come this fall.... Beginning in Oct, all tact offices will begin to transform into "learning centers". Why the fall? tact officers will be used for the summer months to deal with the uptick in crime. No more plain clothes. More training and community oriented police coming are way.

5/22/2020 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m going low, simply out of concern for the rainy forecast.

Calling 7 and 28.

After that, they will begin cooking with fire though, and the rest of the summer they will be unstoppable.

5/22/2020 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

27 and 51. At least 3 mass shootings.

5/22/2020 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll go with 19/39. I see a rebellion against Groot's authoritarianism.

5/22/2020 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you see the mayors press conference this afternoon? She is coming after your pensions. You can bet on it. Because of corona we are going to have to file for bankruptcy. That is her plan for sure. Politically it’s a safe play. She can say, it’s not my fault it’s the covid 19’s fault. “

5/22/2020 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everything will be okay; we're all forced to wear these useless and harmful masks while working.

5/22/2020 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11 kilt 44 wounded

5/22/2020 04:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to bid one dollar, Bob. Sorry, wrong game.

5/22/2020 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ll take 7-11

5/22/2020 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

17 dead, 42 wounded, and at least 1 of the dead will be a stabbing.

5/22/2020 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

14 (add 4 if weather is bad) Dead 59 shot Friday-Monday

5/22/2020 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

35 shot 14 fully ventilated.

5/22/2020 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

downtown texas brown protecting criminals ? cancel detective overtime , force district officers to work their Day Off on a Holiday . Ruin Family Life of working men and women to babysit kids without parents in Chicago .

Superintendent Brown , why no press release off duty drunk police officers shooting gun , resisting arrest , aggravated battery to a police officer .
Was that officer , with the goatee released without charging ?

Sounds like another 5th floor cover up for politically connected police officers .

5/22/2020 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/45

5/22/2020 04:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you ready for the SOC?

5/22/2020 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait just a darn minute! Are you saying that these gangsters don't shoot each other when it rains? Fairweather fighters? Hmmm. I noticed the same thing in Baghdad. When it rains, nobody is shooting at you. I chalked that up to Baghdad Bob not having a Gortex man-dress to keep him warm and dry.
My prediction....11 dead, 57 wounded. I will guarantee, however, that my brother will blame Trump. I've never heard him complain about the local leadership, just Trump and the cops.

5/22/2020 04:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am predicting 25 fools dead and 75 fools shot!

MR. T
A-TEAM

5/22/2020 05:07:00 PM  
Anonymous The Neanderthal said...

Facebook as social regulator

Facebook employees will face pay cuts if they move out of Silicon Valley to cheaper areas to work from home as Mark Zuckerberg predicts half of staffers will work remotely within five to 10 years

'That means if you live in a location where the cost of living is dramatically lower, or the cost of labor is lower, then salaries do tend to be somewhat lower in those places,' said Mark Zuckerberg.

'We’ll adjust salary to your location at that point. There’ll be severe ramifications for people who are not honest about this,' he added.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8348655/Facebook-employees-face-pay-cuts-cheaper-areas-work-home.html

This is truly in the spirit of the Welfare State which perpetuates itself by holding many people to a microscopic $2000 limit on assets.

"Once...people are set aside as a problem group that needs special help, their resource deprivation must be maintained for their caretakers to justify their existence."

- University Of Pennsylvania Law Review, Vol. 137:903

5/22/2020 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous The Neanderthal said...

The citizen as wayward child; the state as punishing mother

In reference to closed lakefronts, etc. -


"Sorry, folks. The playpen is not going to be open this summer."


- Mayor Lori Lightfoot, interview with WBBM Radio, 5-22-2020


The idea of even one term now seems unbearably long.

Lightfoot is well on track to becoming the most hated mayor in Chicago history.

5/22/2020 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9/45

5/22/2020 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

17/43

5/22/2020 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

U mean there are no Riccio nonsense round ups today. Pleeeez!

5/22/2020 05:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

21 dead 41wounded

5/22/2020 05:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12.44. The red line raiders will come to grant park. Pigott and fake jake alderen will do nothing. They are both ass kissers of cop hater bff of Kim Sophia “I’m friends with the Obamas” King. They need city clout even though their boy Burke is out of the picture. Lol, he’s still in charge and the fake RINO Lausch hasn’t done crap. Burke was only indicted to get Lori elected, and what happened to lazy Laushs democrat corruption prove. Nothing. I guess it’s the fault of the virus.

5/22/2020 05:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
27 and 51. At least 3 mass shootings.

5/22/2020 03:03:00 PM

My money's on you.

5/22/2020 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think there is a police chief of a large city out there does not make enemas both within the department and out. Brown headed a fairly large department ( 3500 officers) for about five years so by all accounts he was fairly successful. How a person defines successful is the issue. I think Brown is competent and can do a good job here, if the political class let him. He seems to want to do things very different then we are used to. But, is that a bad thing? After McCarthy and Johnson anything would be better. People do not like change but change can be good. Let Brown wear out uniform. It is a source of pride for us and should be for him also. Plenty of people came on this job and disgraced the uniform and their oath. I think that everyone should just take a breath and give the guy a chance. He certainly will have to prove himself up here or the forces will eat him alive. This is not Dallas. This is rough and tumble Chicago .

5/22/2020 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The numbers will be much 👆🏿Pray for rain.

5/22/2020 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With no OT....good luck getting them cleared

5/22/2020 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All will be classified Covid 9mm.

5/22/2020 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

17 dirt naps, 40 holey ones.

5/22/2020 06:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, what ever happened to Louis Hicks Jr? Remember him? Father Fakers protege, body guard and shoplifter killer still no court date?
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/breaking/ct-walgreens-homicide-bond-court-20190621-2jz6t3yt2ncohe6mdps7klqkye-story.html

5/22/2020 06:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

14 Dead. 30 wounded

5/22/2020 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12/44

5/22/2020 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many victims will be minorities?

How many offenders will be minorities?

5/22/2020 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

20 killed, 20 wounded 💀☹️

5/22/2020 07:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8 dead 42 wounded. They are shooting, but their skill level has gone down, ie. younger kids doing the work. Thank You Kimmy Fox or should I say Crimesha.

5/22/2020 07:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a double/double with reverse #'s like in a super bowl pool only different...13/31

5/22/2020 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this bitch trys to cry bankruptcy, they better sell fucking Ohare airport and fucking Midway and the POS bean. Fuck her. They already sold the fucking Skyway and all the metered parking spots.

5/22/2020 07:56:00 PM  
Blogger Disgusted by it all said...

12 dead 64 ventilated!

5/22/2020 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey SCC:

Off topic, but I came across something that might make your point. Accounting to these folks the total unfunded debt per Chicago taxpayer is $122,100.

https://www.truthinaccounting.org/library/doclib/City-Combined-Taxpayer-Burden-Report-2020.pdf

This was in the SF Chronicle....looks like Chicago gets the prize as the city with the most debt.

I saw CPS listed, but not police and fire pensions.



5/22/2020 08:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Mayor, I have a responsibility and an obligation to speak the truth even when people don't want to hear it. Because that's what's the right thing to do. Truth , keep she each other , carrying guns , you will receive an IBond , keep having those babies with different men , you will never get out of ghetto , go to Church, I will ticket and tow your car , don’t study , stay dumb I will promote you .
Just vote democrat and you will stay under my control .
Old men and women , young children want to stay alive ,stay inside , less gunfire .

5/22/2020 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As Mayor, I have a responsibility and an obligation to speak the truth even when people don't want to hear it. Because that's what's the right thing to do. Truth , keep she each other , carrying guns , you will receive an IBond , keep having those babies with different men , you will never get out of ghetto , go to Church, I will ticket and tow your car , don’t study , stay dumb I will promote you .
Just vote democrat and you will stay under my control .
Old men and women , young children want to stay alive ,stay inside , less gunfire .

5/22/2020 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tact guys extra pay hahahaha!!!! They haven’t done shit in years besides grow breads.

5/22/2020 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Rollo Tomasi said...

Here it is, boyo, 17 departed, 51 perforated, but still breathing.

5/22/2020 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll take the over, no I'll take the under.
No, I'll take the way over.
Who give a real shit how many scum sucking leeches kill themselves.
19 covids and a cover up. City State fucking leftist pieces of shit.

5/22/2020 08:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope the entire south and west side go to the beaches on Memorial Day.

5/22/2020 08:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

47 kilt 0 wounded

5/22/2020 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

20/47

5/22/2020 08:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh boy.

5/22/2020 08:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12 klit and 27 WIA

Placing bet for a friend at the City Hall who works on the 5th floor.

5/22/2020 08:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Did you see the mayors press conference this afternoon? She is coming after your pensions. You can bet on it. Because of corona we are going to have to file for bankruptcy. That is her plan for sure. Politically it’s a safe play. She can say, it’s not my fault it’s the covid 19’s fault. “

5/22/2020 03:27:00 PM

Your pension is safe. Financially it shouldn’t be, but in Illinois I think it is. To change pension law you need to change the Illinois constitution and that will not happen in a Democrat controlled state legislature where all the dems are beholden to labor unions, especially the teachers unions. While the FOP is a very small union without money to dole out, the other, much larger and richer unions will not let this happen. As for bankruptcy, the entity declaring the default has to list it’s assets. Chicago owns two airports, hundreds of buildings including open/closed police stations, schools, fire houses, park buildings, library’s, maintenance facilities etc. Then there is the land the Chicago owns across all corners of city like parks, lots, and lakefront. Chicago owns probably tens of thousands of vehicles and pieces of large equipment for the departments of aviation, police, fire, streets & san, cps, traffic, water, electricity, oemc, forestry, park district etc. The city would have to liquidate it’s assets in an attempt to honor its debts before they are granted bankruptcy. Finally, the city would also have to open its books before bankruptcy is granted. The city doesn’t want to do that because that would have to expose how much money they have and how they have spent their money.

5/22/2020 08:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

16 under

46 raise health insurance cost

5/22/2020 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gangland Graveside Anniversary Ceremony
After an impromptu party blowing pot and swilling beer,
six hoods hose down the headstone and water the weeds.

5/22/2020 08:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS! We gotta PUMP those numbers up!


18 dead 46 wounded

5/22/2020 09:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12 killed, 33 shot.

(hope I am wrong and no one gets killed or shot but back in the real world...)

5/22/2020 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 dead and 42 wounded.

And I bet $1,000,000 that Groot won't comment on these crimes.

5/22/2020 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Strippings in 007 today because of the off duty who fought with the police

5/22/2020 09:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They full of S#!+
POs in HQ have just been "forced" to take DOH after first being told they had to work the holiday. The Bosses have no idea what they're doing. You're forcing people to take the day off and not offering the chance to make the holiday pay in patrol?
Let's see what our new big-mouthed president handles this.

5/22/2020 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Asshole Brownie dropped out of U.T. Austin in first
semester on a fill ride scholarship to join Dallas PD
to fight crack epidemic in his neighborhood.
Buying it???
All these collage dropouts are just that. Dropouts.
I don't care about the reason.
So you have a "I can't finish" person in charge with a
glorious high school diploma. Recipe for disaster?
You betcha!

5/22/2020 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Did you see the mayors press conference this afternoon? She is coming after your pensions. You can bet on it. Because of corona we are going to have to file for bankruptcy. That is her plan for sure. Politically it’s a safe play. She can say, it’s not my fault it’s the covid 19’s fault. “

5/22/2020 03:27:00 PM
Watched it, she was saying it on the Flannery‘s program the other day also and complete silence from the fraternal order of police looks like the new leader who is very boisterous at the time he’s either being silenced or has no clue what is going on!

5/22/2020 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Admin: OT

Illinois Lawmaker Floats Legislation to Give Governor Pritzker the Power to Confiscate Property Including Cars, Trucks, Food, Gas, Animals, Clothing, etc

http://ilga.gov/legislation




101ST GENERAL ASSEMBLY
State of Illinois
2019 and 2020
SB3993


WTF for exactly?!?! There's absolutely no purpose to this. Let's see what happens when some MF'r tried to come into my property and confiscate my shit on behalf of fatass

5/22/2020 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12 & 32

5/22/2020 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

20 / 62

5/22/2020 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More info from the 5th floor.....Brownie is still fuming because Groot made him dump Kimble and Bradley. And now he’s complaining that he has to check in twice a day with Groot’s staff to get his marching orders. Come on Brownie - did you really think you were going to run the department???

5/22/2020 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7 and 30 only because these fuckers dont wanna play out in the rain!

5/22/2020 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m going over on both
15 & 40

5/22/2020 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

0-1, there is still a stay at home order, they will listen this time (1 shot will be domestic in house)

5/22/2020 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

9/45

5/22/2020 05:26:00 PM


Ohhhh... I see what you did...

38/45 would be lots of fun to
watch Groot melt into a hateful
puddle of nasty-assery.

5/22/2020 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9/47

5/23/2020 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We are not twelve, you are not our mother and we are rapidly tiring of your bullshit." -SCC

CC. To: Toni Preckwinkle - a past master of the lecturesome, pedantic, belittling tone

Ngozi Ezike, IDPH - a real up-and-comer

Further nominations are open.

5/23/2020 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They full of S#!+
POs in HQ have just been "forced" to take DOH after first being told they had to work the holiday. The Bosses have no idea what they're doing. You're forcing people to take the day off and not offering the chance to make the holiday pay in patrol?
Let's see what our new big-mouthed president handles this.

HQ dollie looking for sympathy... barking up the wrong tree Mon-Fri 9-5’r

5/23/2020 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/ 40 , a lot less than need to be

5/23/2020 02:14:00 AM  

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