Tuesday, May 07, 2024

Contrast and Compare

HeyJackass.com is the only place for reliable statistics....and things like this:


No one else in the media (or the Department) would come up with something like this.

So Conehead is winning the homicide race. No surprise there. But he's falling behind in the maimed category with 9.5 winning over the first nine months.

A slight edge in robberies, gives way to a tremendous lead in carjackings....and then cars stolen? Holy crap mayor Blowjob! Way to run the table!

Burglaries are a slight disappointment, but a lot of people (and folks) don't have anything worth stealing, given the economic state of the nation.

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50 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor BJ lost the city. It will be very bad in 3 years.

5/07/2024 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have a promotional exam in 4 days. Where’s Professor Patty??!!

5/07/2024 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and the police are the problem... idiots

5/07/2024 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Frank Furillo said...

Criminals from "the community " have finally realized that it's far more lucrative, and physically safer, to make their living doing smash and grabs at retail stores or grabbing a wallet and IPhone off some white liberal cuck. Why bother fighting over decrepit, desolate city blocks in the hood when the picking is so much better in the white liberal neighborhoods?

5/07/2024 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Less then half of this year.

With the really hot summertime to go.

Plus the insanities.

Plus the incompetencies.

Plus the stupidities.


The retarded mayor's proficienties are impressive.


Vegas won't make odds, let alone take wagers, on a sure thing.




5/07/2024 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How’s that hope and change working out for ya bunkie

5/07/2024 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is not that much difference in the numbers except for carjackings, cars stolen & burglaries. Fifty per cent drop in burglaries. Aren't these handled by computer report, 311 reporting (where you wait forever to get connected to call back) no ET response. People get tired of trying to call.

Carjackings & cars stolen, up for brandon because the criminals know nothing is going to happen if they do get caught so they keep on doing it.

Face it, these 3 mayors were incompetent and unqualified in their own ways. There are better people out there who could do a much better job. The one party Democrat system is corrupt but is very successful in convincing stupid low information voters to vote for them with promises of free $hit. Nothing will ever change for the better in this City. The only solution is to leave if you have the means to do so.

5/07/2024 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope Brandon Johnson reads this blog. In the event he does, Brandon, you are a joke. You so incompetent that you would have a hard time getting hired at Speedway working midnights as a cashier. What’s even more amazing is how dumb the voters are that they thought you were the better candidate and voted you into office. Now run to the hospital for your panic attack.

5/07/2024 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Dazed & cunfused said...

Come on now, you know damn well none of them couldn't have done it without Crimeisha. 21k carjacking lol smh lol

5/07/2024 05:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Burglaries are so retro. Only career thieves and bust outs still do those.
Youngsters have found the thrill of sticking a gun in someone’s face and getting the goods right now. Money phones, jewelry if they have the patience to wait

5/07/2024 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

one thing that never changes is the high percentage of the demographics of the usual offenders

5/07/2024 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Winner winner chicken dinner!

How about a scorecard on how well the city's public school kids are doing?

Or the cash/services give away to illegal migrants?

BJ is an amazing democratic leader!

5/07/2024 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The difference between rahm and conehead is locations.

5/07/2024 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The carjackings are killing Chicago. Reason #1 I left when I retired. Good luck smoking a 14 year old who puts a gun in your face while you’re pulling out of your garage.

5/07/2024 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, it appears that Beetlejuice did something right?

5/07/2024 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Three communist mayors yielding the results intended of their political ideology.

Don’t get it twisted, it isn’t incompetence driving those type of numbers, but competence. This is a feature, not a flaw of their political and social ideology. If you cannot see that you are looking at things from a non communist perspective.

It (the system) must be destroyed in order to remake it the way THEY want it (total and complete control).

5/07/2024 07:15:00 AM  
Blogger I Voted For Kamala said...

Bad Touch Joe says that crime is down.

5/07/2024 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The car thefts and robberies is just reparations!! For my community ! My block my hood!! Tired of paying the white man so we jus takes it. It’s our turn now

5/07/2024 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is comical to her the mayor's people, and democrats in general, insist that they have everything under control and that things are so great now. It has to be uncomfortable to have your head stuck in the sand all day long.

5/07/2024 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only reason Groot has lower numbers is because of the Covid shutdowns and other related reasons why people just weren't out during that time to be victims

5/07/2024 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, it appears that Beetlejuice did something right?

5/07/2024 06:58:00 AM

She wasn't, she got lucky. The department was pretty much fully staffed in 2018, ShotSpotter was new technology that was being quickly utilized and people were still doing search warrants. Crime started rising again in 2019. April 2020, at the height of covid fear and no one out, had 60 homicides. Even if the St George Floyd riots didn't happen, crime was trending up and retirement was happening.

5/07/2024 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
Mayor BJ lost the city. It will be very bad in 3 years.

5/07/2024 12:05:00 AM"

That started way back when the thief, in my opinion, Daley 2 began selling off city revenue sources (Skyway and parking meters).

The communists play the long game and they attack everything. And it happens slowly, and then all at once. We are nearing the "all at once" part of the plan.

5/07/2024 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

The only solution is to leave if you have the means to do so."

Already ahead of you my friend.

Retired (check)

Properties in city sold (check)

Moved out of city (check)

Moving out of state (in process)

5/07/2024 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's becoming clear to people now based on the actions in NYC and the art institute that your serve and protect slogan means you serve and protect politicians and their friends. How often are they a victim of crime compared to the average Joe? How high do you jump when they tell you to jump? Go on and on about it all you want, at the end of the day, I'm right and you know it...

5/07/2024 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you know what's way up? And I mean way up? Unreported crimes. Specifically, thefts, package thefts, converter thefts, shoplifting, even robberies. People and businesses are thinking. What's the point and they're not wrong. One example is marshals. They get hit every day mercilessly by shoplifting crews. Corporate policy is for them not to call the police. Seven eleven Walgreens they barely call the police. Lowe's got rid of their lost prevention years ago and are told not to intervene at all. etc etc

5/07/2024 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every cop knows crime is not down. it is up, and being all but covered up. Thats the current narrative. These are signs of the times we live in.

As far as burglaries go, that is an easy one to explain. Why burglarize residences when you can shoplift and only get charged with shoplifting? It is rarely prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Even if felony charges are approved, the ASA bargains down to a misdemeanor for a guilty plea. Walmart is wide open for the brazen, drug addled thieves we have bred in this country under the current progressive ideology. Why burglarize someone's home? A felony if caught and charged. Just go to a big box store and get a new flatscreen TV. At least, you will get a remote and brand-new batteries.

Just how bad to things have to get before the libtards wake up from their slumber..?

5/07/2024 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have to admit, Chicago sounds like a fun place to visit with the family.

5/07/2024 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is conehead doing good on burglaries or are they just not even bothering with reports?

5/07/2024 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard robberies under $300 aren't going to be classified as robberies anymore.

5/07/2024 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope, just a Function of warmer winter. Global temp rise probably not. Alpha particles from the Sun warming up a shrinking Pacific ocean more the culprit. ( Plate Tectonics]

Dude Inc. gotta stay ahead of the Caracas Hordes, check your black city hoods in 7 years look out Palos, Willowbrook & Hoffman Estates, Dude Inc. relocation cause that's where MaMa going.

Anonymous said...
Burglaries are so retro. Only career thieves and bust outs still do those.
Youngsters have found the thrill of sticking a gun in someone’s face and getting the goods right now. Money phones, jewelry if they have the patience to wait

Frank Furillo said...
Criminals from "the community " have finally realized that it's far more lucrative, and physically safer, to make their living doing smash and grabs at retail stores or grabbing a wallet and IPhone off some white liberal cuck. Why bother fighting over decrepit, desolate city blocks in the hood when the picking is so much better in the white liberal neighborhoods?

5/07/2024 12:45:00 AM

5/07/2024 06:11:00 AM

5/07/2024 11:14:00 AM  
Blogger Buckeye said...

Burglaries are a slight disappointment, but a lot of people (and folks) don't have anything worth stealing, given the economic state of the nation.

Amen to that.

5/07/2024 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stats are played with all the time. They can be manipulated. Just how safe does the city feel and just pay attention to the crimes reported by the media. They don’t hide the big ones

5/07/2024 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The carjackings are killing Chicago. Reason #1 I left when I retired. Good luck smoking a 14 year old who puts a gun in your face while you’re pulling out of your garage.

5/07/2024 06:41:00 AM
All of the coppers that retired that come on the blog brag about moving tell us where you moved so we all know where to go. Secondly, why is it well over 200 coppers that left and moved out our begging, literally begging to get back on the job here in Chicago? Could it be because they have accountability where they went to? Could it be the only get 10 medical days? We are here they could abuse the shit out of what we get?

5/07/2024 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Winner winner chicken dinner!

How about a scorecard on how well the city's public school kids are doing?

Or the cash/services give away to illegal migrants?

BJ is an amazing democratic leader!

5/07/2024 06:24:00 AM
The public schools do you mean the indoctrination centers look up their transgender teaching it’s right there in a guide on the Internet for the Chicago public indoctrination centers. They are totally ruining the children yet they want more money give more money to schools that barely have anybody in there, but yet they have full staffs engineers everything why not put the illegals in their Brandon how about it you are such a dumb ass

5/07/2024 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A slight edge in robberies, gives way to a tremendous lead in carjackings....and then cars stolen? Holy crap mayor Blowjob! Way to run the table!

Draft Kings has him winning re-election based on these numbers...

5/07/2024 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
We have a promotional exam in 4 days. Where’s Professor Patty??!!

5/07/2024 12:07:00 AM

Bellevue Hospital registered under the name Ruth Buzzi...

5/07/2024 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

one thing that never changes is the high percentage of the demographics of the usual offenders

5/07/2024 06:19:00 AM


one thing that has changed is the higher percentage of the demographics of the usual victims.

5/07/2024 06:19:00 AM

5/07/2024 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once Laurie finishes “investigating” that hood rat in Dolton, she can start on his guy.

5/07/2024 03:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, it appears that Beetlejuice did something right?

5/07/2024 06:58:00 AM


Being an insane, demented lunatic, bereft of any semblance of impulse control, our previous toad of a mayor was the tread lightly peril no political wanted to test.

Not so the twinkle toed rimjob, nor even this current butt puppet.

Even the politicals don't fuck with crazy.

5/07/2024 03:39:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

CTU’s puppet (BJ) deserves some credit but most “credit” still goes to Toni’s puppet (Crimeisha). We fled the city and state earlier this year and it’s difficult to have empathy’s for those who remain - and continue to vote for this sad circus.

5/07/2024 03:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not so coincedently, 9 months of each one's gestational, results in the now birthing of the baby of this current one.

Expelled into the approaching shitstorm of ckusterfucked qualities, this poor infantile, diaper clad newbie needs a bushel of binkies to hope to survive.

Binkies for Brandon, our Brandon, can be donated to a nearby Binky Deposit Box.

Don't forget to flush your binky donations, otherwise they will merely float there, of no effective benefit to our Brandon.





5/07/2024 04:37:00 PM  
Anonymous HeyJackass said...

The full year in review will be posted towards the end of the month. As for burglaries, it seems like the way those are reported is skewing the numbers lower. 1st term Rahm burglaries are much, much higher than today’s, but most everything else is lower.

Thanks for posting.

5/07/2024 05:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I d like to put one of these “Hey Jack Ass” Chicago shooting , murder and car theft stats up on a giant interstate billboard
On the Indiana/Chicago border coming in to Chicago to warn people / drivers what they are coming in to in BLM Chicago .

Maybe include a quote from Dante s “ Inferno “

“ All ye who enter , abandon all hope”

JR

5/07/2024 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The public schools do you mean the indoctrination centers look up their transgender teaching it’s right there in a guide on the Internet for the Chicago public indoctrination centers. They are totally ruining the children yet they want more money give more money to schools that barely have anybody in there, but yet they have full staffs engineers everything why not put the illegals in their Brandon how about it you are such a dumb ass

5/07/2024 01:21:00 PM


And, out of the ashes of demented indoctrinations shall rise the ones, tempered by their experiences saturated with absurdities, of those, few or many, to whom immunities to insanities has been effective enough to protect themselves from succumbing to being idiots.

These shall be the future of humanity, the ones that shun the banes of humanity, namely, the idiots.

The future, being never now, only when, perspectives tweaked by the then and was, awaits those to whom mere survival is not enough.

To prosper requires resolve to not accept merely to live long.

Nor to endure those slings and arrows of outrageous abusurdities.

Interesting times these days.

Survive the curse of same and humanity will endure.




5/07/2024 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have to admit, Chicago sounds like a fun place to visit with the family.

5/07/2024 09:32:00 AM


Is Paul Kersey your grandfather?


5/07/2024 06:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if I could add a .gif to this post, it would be when Conehead ran from the reporters to his SUV lol.....

5/07/2024 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This “do more with less” mentality is an easy catch-all for managers to fall back on. While it often comes from a well-meaning place, it becomes an alternative to actually managing effectively and providing employees with proper resources.

5/07/2024 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Burglaries are a disappointment....LOL. Wonder why? Everything worth stealing in most parts of the city has already been lifted over the past 6 years or so. How much more is left to steal in Chicago?

The urban terrorists need to get out to the Cook County suburbs. Same catch and release judges and prosecutors, but a much richer pool of crap to plunder.

5/07/2024 08:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Burglaries are too much like real work. That’s why they are down. You have to carry tools, you have to report to work when most people are at work themselves, requiring you to get up sometime before noon. You have to methodically search for the valuables, you have to find a way to wrap and conceal the items to not draw too much attention to yourself as you try to leave “work”. You then have schlep the items home, not easy if you’re using CTA (plus you may get robbed if it’s the Redline). Then you need to additional follow up to fence the items and wait for your payday. The only bonus is you can likely get a lunch break if they’ve left something good to eat in the fridge and a personal in their bathroom.

5/07/2024 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Mayor BJ lost the city. It will be very bad in 3 years.

Good, because that’s the only hope for a changing of the guards in the CPD.

5/08/2024 04:01:00 AM  

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