Sunday, May 05, 2024

This is a Joke?

Someone trying to start rumors, right?

  • Heard all batons, asps and other impact weapons are to be collected at each district.
    They'll be prohibited for carry during the DNC.

Were this even remotely true, we'd have the FOP filing safety grievances on a daily basis. Then we'd be starting with the lawsuits. Because Impact Weapons are part of the Use of Force Model. Larritorious told us so, and he "taught" it between testifying in Federal Court and boning sessions with recruits.

If the administration is thinking of removing a perfectly legal, authorized, routinely taught and required pieces of equipment from our response toolbox, the only conclusion is they're sending us out to get hurt or worse.

But as we said, this appears to be someone just trying to stir the pot.

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58 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

My asp is personal equipment not department issued so go pound sand CPD...

5/05/2024 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



LMAO.

kudos to kidder.

5/05/2024 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish this tp be true because I’ll be prohibited as well.

5/05/2024 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Question...why are the police being trained to have the batons at 45o while stating move back?

It doesn’t work and it also didn’t work for the British on their skirmish lines in 1776.

Spread out and stay alive.your at war not a JV soccer practice.

America

5/05/2024 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Frank Furillo said...

Let the politicians "stir the pot" all they want. They want all the impact weapons turned in? No problem. Police won't need them if they do the right thing and stand aside as the commies swarm inside the DNC venue and have their way with the place. Why any officer would place themselves in danger either physically or career wise for a bunch of snivelling fucks who hate police and want all manner of horrible things to happen to them is beyond me.

5/05/2024 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One thing they can't take from me:

My right to go on the fuckin' medical.

5/05/2024 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous AXEMAN009 said...

They aint takin my leather gloves Ive had since I worked at cook county department of corrections.

5/05/2024 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The pot stirs itself, as roiling maggots do.



5/05/2024 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


DNC festivities will kick off with genocide Joe awarding the presidential epstein medal to Tren de Aruaga followed.by four men on horseback each horse a different color symbolizing dei

R.E.M. is the musical guest playing that song
..oh you know that song...that song you know how it goes..


Hahaha

5/05/2024 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prior to Custer riding into the Little Bighorn, he ordered that all enlisted men turn in their sabers. His cavalry would act like mounted infantry. Each soldier carried a carbine with twenty rounds. Also a loaded handgun with thirty extra rounds allowing them to reload five times. Each man having fifty six rounds of ammunition. Even though sabers were effective in mounted close in combat and the Native Americans feared such combat. Custer felt that the weight of the weapon and the fact that it could be cumbersome made them dispensable. He also had available to his corps, six artillery pieces and four Gatling guns with thirty thousand .58 cal. rounds. These he decided to leave at Fort Lincoln as he felt the equipment would slow them down. Upon engaging the enemy, unable to make an effective cavalry charge without sabers, Custer ordered his men to dismount and function as an infantry unit concentrating their rifle fire. One of every six men was relegated to holding the horses, further reducing their combat abilities. The battle was over in less than sixty minutes.
Rumors are rumors. Let’s hope good planning prevails.





5/05/2024 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“ Heard all batons, asps and other impact weapons are to be collected at each district.
“ Heard all batons, asps and other impact weapons are to be collected at each district.
They'll be prohibited for carry during the DNC.”


Of course they can’t collect these items, because they belong to you.

So now the protester/terrorist/hostage takers are warming up by taking over the Art Institute. The woke Institute tried to negotiate with these leftest turds. That’s when the police should have left.

These protests can turn violent at any moment. What’s with no helmets? No eye protection. You cannot replace your eyes. The wrap around glasses provide no protection if you get hit with an unknown liquid. The liquid will run down over the eyes. The best protection are the law enforcement goggles with the gasket that seals around the eyes. They can even provide your eyeglass prescription in the googles if needed. A lot of choices out there.

5/05/2024 02:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has to be stirring the pot… definitely blue flu if true though

5/05/2024 02:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember when they banned officers from carrying maglights and issued those useless stingers to everyone. Maybe they will hand out yellow wiffle ball bats to everyone.

5/05/2024 03:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The worst part is this may not be a rumor…….. not the police but what if carpenters couldn’t use a hammer, a fireman can’t use water, a teacher can’t molest kids or a reporter in Chicago tries to write an article W/O the Demorat talking points flyer?? Why the truth may get out at how Fuc$ed this city is. Maybe officers can show up for work W/O other pieces of equipment like pants or bosses W/O their rack of ribbons & cool hats W/ all that egg yolk on them. The shot that you men & women go through just trying to do an already impossible job

5/05/2024 03:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But as we said, this appears to be someone just trying to stir the pot.


Then why post what some dumbass wants? It takes away from your credibility.
Nothing more than sticking the microphone in shitheads face and he gives the “din du nuffin!” speech.

5/05/2024 05:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

N Dr guns and tasers. O riot helmets or shields will be allowed. Think this is a rumor, just wait. Bad optics of the CPD will not be allowed. A bad optic is described as a CLD member using brute force against a rioter. Therefore your riot gear will consist of loud voice only. Prepare to be in retreat mode through out the whole DNC. Antifa will rule the Chicago streets. What could go wrong?

5/05/2024 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOP filing a grievance? Yea right, said action would be delayed until after the event. They WILL ban those items before the DNC, therefore only safe haven is CPD medical. Why risk your life and limb to save what is already lost. Get your he hell out of city and state while you still have your health. Lots of transfer opportunities out there.

5/05/2024 05:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They can "try" to collect those weapons but those belong to each officer as each officer purchased said weapon. They have not been issued by the Dept. in decades.

5/05/2024 05:59:00 AM  
Blogger Old Joe said...

The DNC is the perfect time to be unavailable to work. Be creative if you have to. Let the delegates experience dude's values.

The added bonus of the whole country viewing the mayhem may even sway a few votes away from Biden and High Heels Harris.

5/05/2024 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And keep your one issued bullet in your shirt pocket!

5/05/2024 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this is true I will be hitting the medical. Who am I kidding I’m hitting the medical in August regardless. When the Sarge does a medical check on me I’ll be sure to inform him I’m positive for COVID and then ask him if he’d like to enter my humble abode. Cough cough sniffle sniffle .

5/05/2024 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Royal Flush said...

Who knows what nonsense the dept will put into place by August? Seems like the CPD is being set-up to take the blame for the chaos and disruption at the convention. It will be a huge black eye for the Democratic Party and this city. Of course the mainstream media will attempt to spin the massive anti-Israeli and anti-Biden protests but vids from the frontlines will get out through social media. Please don't be that officer on CNN doing something stupid.

5/05/2024 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was in training yesterday, Still training is with our Batons. Per order, you can’t use your asp in large crowd situations , but wooden batons are ok.

5/05/2024 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As long as the white shirts lead the way…..

5/05/2024 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No bueno if true. But don’t really care eitherway because I’ll be on the medical. Tier 3 special navy seal here.

5/05/2024 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, the city will pass out to every police officer a rainbow button, Hamas flags and a keffiyeh, a CTU donation card, a Black Lives Matter knit sweater, and a defund the police petition. The police will be ordered to attend a ceremony releasing butterflies in reparation for all the racist harm the police have inflicted on poor criminals over the years. Enjoy people.

5/05/2024 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree the impact weapons should be taken away, I stopped carrying mine after my second year on the job. Why? Because the MACE is a better tool to use, just make sure it goes up the nostrils and ears.

5/05/2024 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea ok, then why did we train with them at the FFO fiasco?? Secondly, the equipment belongs to me..i bought it, the fuck if they will take it from me !!!

5/05/2024 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And this is exactly what 3 days on the Medical are for. Unless of course it’s serious enough for your doctor to write a letter to the medical section. Who knows, if enough street police are ill. maybe the house mice will be taken form guarding HQ, parked busses, or some other soft spot and be put on the skirmish line. We can only dream.

5/05/2024 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard all batons, asps and other impact weapons are to be collected at each district.
They'll be prohibited for carry during the DNC.

Confirmed from a reliable house mouse currently imbedded at HQ, all impact weapons will be replaced by large rubber dildos, autographed by Groot, silly string and ball gags...

5/05/2024 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Post the IP address of the poster. I'll find out who it is and ban him for life and publicly shame the idiot.

5/05/2024 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALWAYS carry an impact weapon. You never know when you will run into a peace march.

5/05/2024 09:24:00 AM  
Blogger SCC said...

Then why post what some dumbass wants? It takes away from your credibility.
Nothing more than sticking the microphone in shitheads face and he gives the “din du nuffin!” speech.


Because what better place to kill the rumor than kill it here? You think the softball who made it up only put it in our comment section? Trust us, it's on his fakebook page, his insta, his Twitter, his tiktok Chinese spy app and whatever else the kids have today. He's probably even telling people at Roll Call

Plus it was a slow night before the Art Institute story and we needed something to post.

5/05/2024 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous MarkS2462 said...

No need for riot gear. No need for protective gear. Just bright gloves and perhaps a flashlight. No perimeters to protect. Just direct the traffic of non demonized youth, peaceful protestors and enlightened activists into the forums they wish to visit. Step right up, step right in. No lines, no waiting.

Let Chalkie clean up in the morning.

5/05/2024 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Taking away means of defense is all the more reason to stand back and watch.

5/05/2024 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember back during the 68 DNC the SDS Ass Holes throwing potatoes with razor blades in them at police, and your not going to allow officers to carry there batons for there own protection you must be Fucking Crazier then a shit house rat ! This is going to be a total fucking shit show, that will rival the 68 convention hands down ! Mayor Dick Head is going to totally fucking lose his shit , I’m talking a rubber fucking room for this four star Ass Hole !

5/05/2024 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Robert DeNero really coming to the convention?

5/05/2024 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

DNC festivities will kick off with genocide Joe awarding the presidential epstein medal to Tren de Aruaga followed.by four men on horseback each horse a different color symbolizing dei

R.E.M. is the musical guest playing that song
..oh you know that song...that song you know how it goes..


Hahaha

5/05/2024 01:18:00 AM

I heard that the musical guest would be the Fine Young Cannibals in a tribute to Biden's uncle Bozie.

5/05/2024 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I also heard that the department is issuing pool noodles when you turn in your impact weapon. It comes with a piece of paper with a link to a training video by "Barney and friends"

"I love you, You love me..."...

5/05/2024 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call in exterminators to deal with the DNC.

5/05/2024 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I agree the impact weapons should be taken away, I stopped carrying mine after my second year on the job. Why? Because the MACE is a better tool to use, just make sure it goes up the nostrils and ears …

This is factual statement. Nothing stops an out of control offender like making him eat a hot pepper sandwich out of an OC canister. My favorite is when they scream after they catch and eye shot and when the pie hole is wide open be sure to feed them the hot pepper right down their throat. Say ahhhhhhh. Delicious

5/05/2024 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC said...
Then why post what some dumbass wants? It takes away from your credibility.
Nothing more than sticking the microphone in shitheads face and he gives the “din du nuffin!” speech.

Because what better place to kill the rumor than kill it here? You think the softball who made it up only put it in our comment section? Trust us, it's on his fakebook page, his insta, his Twitter, his tiktok Chinese spy app and whatever else the kids have today. He's probably even telling people at Roll Call

Plus it was a slow night before the Art Institute story and we needed something to post.

5/05/2024 09:41:00 AM

Right on. There was another softball 🤡 that tried spreading a stupid rumor that the Lts class had been cancelled before the list came out. As if anyone gave fuck about that. I don't get it, what do people/folks get from spreading false rumors? The facebook "CPD Notifications" page is even worse. To those spreading false rumors - stop wasting air, go get laid, do something fun.

5/05/2024 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eye protection, especially lenses hat are resistant to lasers.

5/05/2024 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not even a cop, and I know it's a bullshit rumor. Democrats are much more strategic than talking away your tools.

What makes much more sense is to equip you with more effective impact tools, put you in a mandatory situation (DNC riot control) with aforementioned tools, but give you direct orders not to use them, knowing full well that many of you will be put in situations where you'll have no choice.


See, they know that the soros psy-op social media machine is going to "platform-elevate" those forthcoming videos where you'll have no choice but to use impact tools at the DNC riots.

They know you'll be up against "peaceful protesters", exercising their rights at the table of "democracy".

Their plans are much much more insidious than what can be construed topically.

Local politicians, and your idiotic superintendent are,at best, getting played by those smarter than them. More likely, they're in on it, but too self-serving and stupid to understand how.

Remember: These people hate you, will stop at nothing to get their way, and are very VERY well resourced.

Looking at things through this lens, things make perfect sense.

5/05/2024 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then why post what some dumbass wants? It takes away from your credibility.
Nothing more than sticking the microphone in shitheads face and he gives the “din du nuffin!” speech.

5/05/2024 05:28:00 AM


Oh, the audacity, the gall, the chutzpa of this one.

Why, look at the big balls on bradley here.

The ever incredibly credible big balled bradley.

Why, the rumor is that bradley has a tumor for a brain.

And, getting direction from his infection.

To post, nay, submit to be posted, a comment scolding the blog for posting an article not conforming to the bradley credibility standards takes balls, balls of bradley stature.

Attaboy bradley.

You scolding scolder you.

Scolder on, brave and bold bradley, scolder on.

Someday, your karen will notice you.



5/05/2024 01:28:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

If they could, they would.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/05/2024 02:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess everyone will have to reattend ffo training and know cpd guidelines on line formation, close support, without the use of batons

5/05/2024 02:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, leave the canteens and the armored plates lol. Your not gonna need that shit, we'll be back in thirty minutes. Blackhawk Down.

5/05/2024 03:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn’t DeNiro have a black wife and thre black kids?

5/05/2024 04:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous AXEMAN009 said...
They aint takin my leather gloves Ive had since I worked at cook county department of corrections.

5/05/2024 01:10:00 AM

---------

I bet those bastards are ripe.

5/05/2024 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let Chalkie clean up in the morning.

5/05/2024 09:42:00 AM


I don't do clean ups.

That is a task reserved for humans.

I only mark the spot.




Chalkie

5/05/2024 07:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://twitter.com/KyleMazzaWUNF/status/1787192399598354698

5/05/2024 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD takes away any defense weapon asp,baton,blackjack
Safety issue , do not get involved with protesters
Let them through the barricades
Retreat
Cone head can have his 150 police detail and 100’s of captains, commanders respond

5/05/2024 08:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And this is exactly what 3 days on the Medical are for. Unless of course it’s serious enough for your doctor to write a letter to the medical section. Who knows, if enough street police are ill. maybe the house mice will be taken form guarding HQ, parked busses, or some other soft spot and be put on the skirmish line. We can only dream.

——-
Wellllllllll, some house mouse will be handling my assigned duties at the DNC, that’s a guarantee. In the last 14 years I’ve handled my and house mice share of the workload on the beat. So just 4 days isn’t going to be too bad, you got this!

5/06/2024 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please don't be that officer on CNN doing something stupid.

5/05/2024 06:24:00 AM

Amen. Stay fetal!

5/07/2024 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha! The FOP wouldn't care, they're too busy on their weekly vacation on our dime.

5/07/2024 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"catch an eye shot" Now keeps me you fool!

5/07/2024 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"catch an eye shot" Now keeps me you fool!

5/07/2024 03:10:00 PM


So excited that you couldn't keep from finger stuttering?

5/07/2024 10:38:00 PM  

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