Tuesday, July 09, 2024

Statistical Variations

As far as we can tell, it has to do with starting and ending times:

  • Channel 9: Chicago police have confirmed 109 people were shot, 19 fatally, across the city over the Fourth of July weekend.
  • Channel 5: After a Fourth of July holiday weekend that saw more than 100 people shot in Chicago....
  • Channel 2: At least 19 killed, 87 hurt in shootings across Chicago during 4th of July weekend

Everyone seems to agree that 19 people (or folks) got chalkified. 

HeyJackass.com had the totals at 19 and 89 (108 total). (UPDATE - late expiration....it's now 20)

But you'll be happy to know that Conehead and Larritorious agree - this must stop! Right now! 

  • A “heartbroken” Mayor Brandon Johnson on Monday declared “there will be consequences” for those responsible for “wreaking havoc on my streets” over the long holiday weekend. It was a clear change in tone for Johnson, who has in the past often emphasized the need for youth programs or other social spending to get at the root causes of crime.

    “We are here to say emphatically that this is enough. It’s enough. When this reckless violence ravages across our city at this magnitude, we are losing a piece of the soul of Chicago. It deeply pains me to admit that, but it is true,” Johnson told reporters at public safety headquarters, flanked by Chicago Police Supt. Larry Snelling and other officials.

    “But I will not stand idly by. We will not be passive in this moment,” he added. “We need to ensure that we are holding every single individual accountable for the pain and trauma and the torment that they have caused in this city. There will be consequences for the violence. We will not let criminal activity ruin and harm our city.

We agree 100%. Consequences are the only thing that will alleviate the constant bloodshed. Consequences like extensive prison sentences. And not just for shooters - lock up accomplices and those who shelter offenders. Prosecute straw buyers and sentence them to the maximum allowable by law. Bring in Project Exile like Virginia did in the 1990's and saw murders drop by 33% the first year.

  • As of Monday morning, there had been no arrests in any of the weekend’s fatal shootings.

Oh. That's a new definition of "accountable" we hadn't thought of.

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96 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently, Mayor Shit4Brains is blaming the current issues in Chicago on Nixon. I guess walking around in a $2000 NASCAR heat suit with a bulletproof vest underneath in hot and muggy weather turned his brain into mush.


https://cwbchicago.com/2024/07/mayor-blames-richard-nixon-for-chicagos-intractable-violence.html

7/09/2024 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shotspotter is not a great crime fighting tool. In order to prevent crime the city needs to promote condoms and abortions.

7/09/2024 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brandon said all this shooting going on is because of Richard Nixon according to CWB news.

7/09/2024 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

but... police are the problem

7/09/2024 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey August, hold my beer ! Conehead lol

7/09/2024 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heyjackass.com just moved one from the wound pile to another person is now deceased. That makes 20 homicides and 88 wounded.

There is no strategy, no plan, this will just be a continuation until the City collapses! The violence inter-ruptures, CPD leadership, Elected officials, especially the mayor are all incompetent and clueless and have nothing to offer with solving crime! These are the people Who are supposed to be the ones to solve the crime problem. It won’t be solved anytime soon. The only way it’s going to get solved is when everybody continues to exist the city of Chicago! The CPD is more about promoting the right people! Friends and family!

7/09/2024 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They had all the resources to beer with a failed plan! As always nobody’s held accountable! Oh will do better next time! The public is the real losers with this one!

7/09/2024 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every week, mass bloodshed. Every week,enough is enough. Better warn nowadays and the fact, gonna be alot of mylar balloons released this summer.

7/09/2024 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn autocorrect. FAA and NORAD

7/09/2024 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT. The infamous Sgt LB at 050 is the most incompetent sgt ever. I’ve been dealing with him since the 014 dist days and it appears he has been getting dumber. It’s ok spoke with the union and it’s time to file a CR. He belittles and berates you when you when you talk to him. Ok game on

Ps but some new socks the white ones have tuned yellow

7/09/2024 01:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Consequences like extensive prison sentences. And not just for shooters - lock up accomplices and those who shelter offenders.

Sounds racist to me....


how about talking them into a midnight basketball game instead ???


7/09/2024 02:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF was dude smoking :D consequences?!?! Like you grew a pair since Crimesha said she ain't rundin no more

7/09/2024 02:24:00 AM  
Anonymous 015 said said...

Yawn……..this has been occurring on the south and west sides for 52-56 years now. The Great White Flight occurred from 1968 to 1972. 72’ being the bravest. And it will never stop, black on black crime is acceptable for some reason. With cross-over, 3 generations of CPD on the job has seen and worked this. Our grandfather’s and dad’s stories match ours, block for block on the same block!!! The joke never got old seeing a “shorty” and saying, “future overtime.” Sadly, it always came through. Yet, year after year, every mayor and superintendent says, “this has to stop.” To add more to the fodder, the Monday through Thursday numbers are worse than the weekend, but nobody cares about that.

7/09/2024 02:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First off when you see the number 33 in any news story or statistics know immediately it’s a lie.
Second: most straw buyers, get alway drivers and individuals who house known murderers are women and we know women are never held accountable for their behavior.

All rehashed talking heads. Nothing changed until ghetto culture changed and good luck with that.

7/09/2024 02:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Arrests! No consequences! What would be the point in an officer making an arrest if that bitch won’t prosecute anyway?

7/09/2024 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“heartbroken”
Too dramatic!

“wreaking havoc on my streets”
His streets? The kingdom of the Cone!

“We are here to say emphatically that this is enough.“
He really means it this time, last time and next time!

“we are losing a piece of the soul of Chicago.”
We are losing businesses and population!

“ We will not be passive in this moment,”
He has been passive since becoming Mayor failing to bring homicides and shootings down!

“ There will be consequences for the violence. We will not let criminal activity ruin and harm our city.”
Yea right! More wind from a gasbag in the Windy City!

7/09/2024 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“ Brink of Failure: Police Departments Approaching the Point of No Return”
LawOfficer.com. Jul 7, 2024

Chicago included in article.

7/09/2024 03:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I am guessing someone in the hospital didn't make it.
Hey Jackass now says 20 for Chalkie and 88 leakin'.

This is obviously the work of the Ghost of Richard Nixon.
https://cwbchicago.com/2024/07/mayor-blames-richard-nixon-for-chicagos-intractable-violence.html

7/09/2024 03:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking Conehead is a real Pinhead. $30,000 for his hair ? How fucking typical.

7/09/2024 04:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It could have been 1000 shot and 200 killed.
Nobody but the victims care.
Nobody is held responsible.

7/09/2024 04:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The DNC sure is going to be fun 🤪

7/09/2024 04:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Consequences?! Bahahahahahaha! They openly mock you in the hood, son. Consequences, indeed. Can you imagine the absolute nightmare that is about to unfold at the DNC?

7/09/2024 04:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The circus is coming to town...

The circus is the town...


And you never get out of town.

.

7/09/2024 05:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another day in Chicago....

How about those new bike lanes with Pride crosswalk...?

7/09/2024 05:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone seems to agree that 19 people (or folks) got chalkified.

Nothing a little cocoa butter couldn't cure says Dr. Fauci...

7/09/2024 05:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s focus on reparations and more money for those disinvested neighborhoods that were once thriving but are now cesspools for this type of behavior UFB

7/09/2024 05:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah the consequences will be more cancelled days off, more missed family time, more missed personal time …. The consequences are against the Police and their families for the rest of the summer, while the mayor vacations away from chiraq. I’m sure he enjoyed his fourth “ out of town”

7/09/2024 05:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leak funeral home says business is good....

7/09/2024 05:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we get the street sweepers out now on a weekly...


.

7/09/2024 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A “heartbroken” Mayor Brandon Johnson on Monday declared “there will be consequences” for those responsible for “wreaking havoc on my streets” over the long holiday weekend. It was a clear change in tone for Johnson, who has in the past often emphasized the need for youth programs or other social spending to get at the root causes of crime.

The only consequences will fall on the law abiding taxpayers who have to dwell in "his" city...

7/09/2024 05:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Assault weapon ban, registering guns along with the Safe-T act will stop this...


Signed...Gov. Lardass

Your next VP.

7/09/2024 05:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said SCC. Locking bad guys up and keeping them incarcerated is what will make crime drop. All this other bull shit that these politicians claim will curb crime is nonsense.

7/09/2024 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The idiot Mayor said everyone needs to be held accountable for all of this crime. Guess he meant it because he even blamed Richard Nixon!! I get nauseous every time I hear this asshole struggle to find words to formulate a sentence without a written statement at the podium expressing his fake outrage.

7/09/2024 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you cannot chase, on foot or in vehicle, now traffic stops are severely curtailed, use of force guidelines are a joke, no shooting into cars. Backlogs on violent crimes in progress. Why is city wasting money even having a police department?

7/09/2024 05:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is so outrageous and elected Democrats deserve all the credit for this!
Anyone want to invite the sponsors of the safe t act to chime in?
Pritzker?
Preckwinkle?
Foxx?
Evans?
Dart?
Illinois assembly?
Likely 80% of the responsible shooters were arrested for similar behavior recently but were given the Dem pass.
Credit the safe t act for 80+ of the shooting and murders!
Impresive numbers that every elected Democrat that voted for the safe t act should be given credit for.
Glad that we can measure how much Democrats in Illinois do for the people!
Your Democratic Party, shooting up your community!
Only Democrats to blame!

7/09/2024 05:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I saw the press conference starting on the news I shut it off! All I could think of was the picture of him that you posted in the past of conehead standing in front of a banner that said DEFUND THE POLICE!!! Well here you go! That’s what you want you got it!!!

7/09/2024 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All in all....just another brick in the wall.

7/09/2024 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unless you’re totally blind to this you can see who is in control of the City of Chicago? And it’s not the mayor or superintendent of police! So stay safe officers! And do those reports! But stop chasing or interaction with the public! The public voted for Brandon Johnson to be soft on crime……and that’s what the public got? All the crying by either Johnson or Snelling is just for the media. There is nothing either of them can do. And there is nothing any law enforcement officer can do if the criminal justice system can just decide not to prosecute any arrested subject? This is the Wild West and has to have the streets taken back like they did back in the Wild West! As the Joker stated, “This town needs an enema!” So only when they hire a leader who will get tough on crime, kick ass and prosecute the crimes will there be any change?

7/09/2024 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s Nixon’s fault. Crime started after Nixon beat Johnson in a presidential election that Johnson did not run. According to brandon.

7/09/2024 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More taxpayer money will solve the problem!

7/09/2024 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired in Texas…….

Wait a minute……

You forgot this SCC…..

According to CWB, da conester is now blaming Richard Nixon for Chicago’s black crime………..

Imbecile

That is all……..

Watch each others backs out there…

7/09/2024 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larry the playboy related that it is not a police problem but a societal problem. So why are days off cancelled if it's not a police problem.

7/09/2024 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sentencing criminals to the maximum sentence means absolutely nothing. Good time, early parole and every other excuse politicians and bleeding heart liberals can come up with to get people released from jail/prison cuts those sentences in half or more.

We need truth in Sentencing. We need the city/county/state to fight back against these false claims against the police. We need actual consequences known on the streets and they have to be harsh.


WE NEED TRUTH IN SENTENCING!

7/09/2024 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are the so called community activists and store front preachers? If this would have been a policeman shooting just one of

these folks half of Chicago would be on fire! Fuck these shitheads! Clean up your own fucking neighborhoods!

7/09/2024 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

19-P next case

7/09/2024 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's all Nixon's fault!

7/09/2024 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard Kim Foxx is going give out, Say no to Guns stickers to those arrested for firearms violations.

7/09/2024 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

witness on the scene who said he was an unemployed gay, black actor, said the shooters were 2 white guys wearing robes with hoods and wearing MAGA hats

7/09/2024 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More platitudes.

Nothing changes until it changes.

And it never does.

7/09/2024 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many of the folks that were shot are eligible for the $1000?

7/09/2024 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clicked the link and read about Project Exile.
What a GREAT way to begin violence reduction by assigning accountability to those in possession of guns illegally.
The use of this federal law would have an IMMEDIATE impact on the number of shootings.
NO DOUBT.

Sadly.
Chiraq is too far gone.
Chiraq is a ONE party city.
And THAT party is hell bent on being progressive, woke, & rooted in cancel culture…….at ANY cost.

The savage slaughter WILL continue.

What’s the projected weather forecast for Labor Day weekend?

7/09/2024 07:52:00 AM  
Blogger John D said...

Except that BLM Conehead thinks that spending money in 'da community is all that's needed. I don't think midnight basketball is going to keep people from becoming gangbangers.

7/09/2024 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can bet that once Kim Foxx is gone they will turn on the States Attorney like it was Donald Trump himself. Whoever is there will be accused of not caring about the community, being racially biased and happy about seeing the black community destroying itself.

7/09/2024 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is an honest question. How many caucasian people were either the offenders or victims in the weekend violence? My prediction is ZERO. How many happened in a predominately white neighborhood? ZERO. Get Arne Duncan off the court and ask him why all the millions and millions of tax dollars for his bull shit violence prevention dont ever work. Another whte liberal ass kisser making a lot of money off black misery. Wake up people

7/09/2024 08:27:00 AM  
Blogger Mark Felt said...

Brandon, Johnson and Foxx are looking for the lone white shooter in this weekend's shooting/murder stats to drop the boom on. When they find him they will declare success in their fight against violence.

7/09/2024 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can holding folks accountable not be racist?

7/09/2024 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A “heartbroken” Mayor Brandon Johnson on Monday declared “there will be consequences” for those responsible for “wreaking havoc on my streets”

I thought his streets are in Darien now?

7/09/2024 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Johnson is one of those race-derived dynamos whose vocabulary is inversely proportional to his intelligence. He's a lot better than Don King or Marion Barry, but not nearly as good as Harold Washington, which is why Harold got a big library named after him. By the way, on the cornerstone of the Harold Washington library is inscribed in antique gold lettering, "It's too late now".

7/09/2024 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conehead is Right! 60 years ago LBJ (Dem's) initiated a great increase in the Welfare system. Paying the masses to exist in their ghetto. Smart ones took advantage of education & affirmative action to join "middle class". The remainder are confusing stupid & lazy for "slavery". If your Education efforts can not even reach the ability to fill out a job application, society is the one to suffer.

7/09/2024 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ps but some new socks the white ones have tuned yellow

7/09/2024 01:24:00 AM


What shade of yellow?

O

7/09/2024 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will some one please tell Snelling to get a hat that actually fits his head? He makes himself look ridiculous wearing that hat the way he does.

7/09/2024 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait until an attendee of the DNC gets shot or car jacked. Chicago will be the joke of the nation! All these politicians are useless and have no idea how to stop the violence. Here’s a clue… stop protecting the criminals!!!

7/09/2024 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor BJ, you may also be surprised to know that We, the citizens put the blame on you directly for this failure of galactic proportions! Your defund the police strategy isn't working. The Shootings and death totals are staggering.

You are in way over your head sir...and the people in this city don't even like you.

7/09/2024 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s the projected weather forecast for Labor Day weekend?

7/09/2024 07:52:00 AM


Doom and gloom storms hovering over the valleys of root causes, some driftings of said storms onto the gullies of gullibility settlements, a smattering of spillages sliding and meandering to tickle the edges of the gatherings of the normals, with sufficient drama juices being induced inside the nethers of the drama queens' covens of pontificators.

All in all, a typical forecasting of the wakes of our summer's season of lamentations.

7/09/2024 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember don't Demonize the children.

7/09/2024 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good thing the city does not count the killings on the highway cause that's the states problem

7/09/2024 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a new one, it's Nixon's fault. Maybe Biden could use that one too.

Of course lets not talk about the elephant in the room, facts are racist.

Love that enough is enough line. Look out Cone head is mad now. After all that spewing of rubbish he needs a nap, his meds and his teddy.

7/09/2024 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Conehead thinks shotspotter good to protect elite democrats at dnc
No good for gang bangers that are shooting up Family neighborhoods

7/09/2024 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT. The infamous Sgt LB at 050 is the most incompetent sgt ever. I’ve been dealing with him since the 014 dist days and it appears he has been getting dumber. It’s ok spoke with the union and it’s time to file a CR. He belittles and berates you when you when you talk to him. Ok game on

Ps but some new socks the white ones have tuned yellow

Still in 014 … so glad he’s your problem now looks like he living up to his reputation.

7/09/2024 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Try bringing back things like stop and frisk, prosecutors that actually prosecute, Hire more coppers (no wokesters need apply), Get rid of DEI (didn't earn it) and get rid of bleeding heart judges. AND DON'T VOTE FOR DEMONRATS!

7/09/2024 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Leak funeral home says business is good....

7/09/2024 05:11:00 AM


"Business is Good! The 5 gallon bucket of gold teeth in the prep room is almost full!"

Digger O'Dell

7/09/2024 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about cut CPD staffing in violent districts?
They don't like or support the police. They could form their own neighborhood watch. Put on orange vests and patrol their community. Hook up with local preachers to add a voice for the community too.

7/09/2024 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, it's more like LBJ's fault for pioneering institutional welfare which promoted laziness, selfishness, entitlement, fake racism, bastard children, and welfare fraud.

Generation and generation of welfare and this useless savages still can't get ahead.

7/09/2024 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well when CBS reports number of hurt does that include conehead being broken hearted? That's hurt.the msm began reporting with headlines saying "dozens" and it was 5 dozen to be exact nice way to downplay the carnage. Same with the "more than" buĺlshit

7/09/2024 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have divested myself from Chicago, in material, money, and in spirit. It just does not matter to me anymore. Sick of being blamed and taxed and punished for violence and crime that I did not commit. The ethnic division in this city is very obvious and certain groups have to take responsibility for the actions of their members. This is a failed state, like Somalia, Liberia, or Haiti.

7/09/2024 01:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All in, it was a good (but not great) showing.

20 dead (only good enough for 3rd place in the last 11 years).
88 wounded (another 3rd place finish).
108 total perforated (actually got a 2nd place on this one).

Very glad to see that none of y'all contributed to the stats from either direction.

7/09/2024 02:02:00 PM  
Blogger Jo-Anne's Ramblings said...

People get shot no one can agree on how many, everyone shakes their heads and ramble on about the state of the whatever, no one agrees with anyone else and nothing gets done to stop the shootings

7/09/2024 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Brandon needs to sit down and watch Steve Sailer's interview on Tucker Carlson network. Yes, I know it will never ever ever happen, but still, Brandon needs new ideas, and first he needs to understand black-on-black violence. That it happens. That it causes most pain and tragedy within the black community. That Democratic Party, despite all the lip-service about "racism" and "disinvestment" and "need for reparations", has failed to meaningful address the root cause of this black-on-black violence, and that disproportionate majority of violent crime is perpetrated by black men, upon black men, and to lesser degree, black women, black children.

7/09/2024 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When a person is shot and does not die, that is nothing but a " failed murder". Each and every shooter must be prosecuted and sentenced to the maximum. I believe that this will slow the murder rate in the long run. Every accomplice must be arrested and prosecuted.This will be a very bad Summer and I think it will break records

7/09/2024 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Leak funeral home says business is good....

7/09/2024 05:11:00 AM

Their business motto is: We stack'em deep so you don't have to...

7/09/2024 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tough Talk. And for God's sake, STOP calling it “gun violence.” Put the blame where is belongs. You can't have consequences for behavior without establishing RESPONSIBILITY.”

Good luck, Brandon. You're going to need the cooperation of Kim Foxx, the Cook County “State's Attorney,” who has been “hesitant” to actually charge offenders. Her inaction, combined with Pritzker's “SAFE-T” Act, which releases offenders with little or no bond posted, is already having an appreciably negative effect on Chicago.

7/09/2024 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For every homicide, the commie mayor needs to relinquish a PO from his security detail and assign them back to district.

7/09/2024 06:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard a-lot of screaming, it was the same pharse over and over; " I need more chalk over here. As I looked closer, I said to myself, " My GOD it's CHALKIE.

7/09/2024 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
All in, it was a good (but not great) showing.

20 dead (only good enough for 3rd place in the last 11 years).
88 wounded (another 3rd place finish).
108 total perforated (actually got a 2nd place on this one).

Good news! Chalkie apparently had his scheduled time off cancelled just like you poor Chicago cops and now the tally for the big 4th weekend is up to:

21 pining for the fjords (dead)
88 next in line to up the fatality count (wounded)
109 total human shooting targets

7/09/2024 08:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
For every homicide, the commie mayor needs to relinquish a PO from his security detail and assign them back to district.

7/09/2024 06:25:00 PM
That would be changed we can believe in. The cowardly Brandon is adding more to his valet detail

7/09/2024 08:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT. The infamous Sgt LB at 050 is the most incompetent sgt ever. I’ve been dealing with him since the 014 dist days and it appears he has been getting dumber. It’s ok spoke with the union and it’s time to file a CR. He belittles and berates you when you when you talk to him. Ok game on

Ps but some new socks the white ones have tuned yellow

Still in 014 … so glad he’s your problem now looks like he living up to his reputation.

7/09/2024 12:29:00 PM
You can’t be this stupid constantly drawing attention to your great spot. Bet you found out airport units being disbanded after dnc? But we need help desperately in district thanks for helping out see ya soon.

7/09/2024 08:46:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

They certainly kept the line moving.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/09/2024 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well now SCC, you can't do these things too fast ya know. Accountability takes time. Gotta have a Blue Ribbon Commission to ummm, investigate, yeah that's it, investigate. Produce a draft report. Then investigate and review the draft, update it, tweek it. Write a final report, get that thing printed, distributed, let everyone read it, ponder a spell on it, and then finally we can start to hold those responsible accountable.

Yep. Accountability. For everything done - we'll tally it all up, and get people paid. Fat envelopes WILL go out, FOR SURE!

Ultimately we'll say that we tried to arrest someone but ole Crimesha wouldn't have it! And well, you can't fight her - look at what she did with the last guy and his Root Beer toss? No one needs that raggedy ass booosheet.

7/10/2024 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop right now? How about it should have stopped decades ago. If you keep telling people they are the victims pretty soon the will believe it and go after what they believe is their's.
Brandon Johnson the teacher who would not give a student a failing markjust added to the problem.

7/10/2024 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard a-lot of screaming, it was the same pharse over and over; " I need more chalk over here. As I looked closer, I said to myself, " My GOD it's CHALKIE.

7/09/2024 06:54:00 PM


The same pharse?

The vision of my glowing aura must have been bedazzling.

Alas, I never run low on chalk, nor would I ever request assistance from anyone, so, auditory hallucinating is the only explanation.

It's okay.

At least I wasn't present for you.




Chalkie

7/10/2024 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another late expiration briefly bumped the count to 21 + 87 but then they found another wounded lying in the weeds that brought it back up.

as of 0800 Wednesday:
21 - tied with 2020 for 2nd place. 1st place goes to 2021(23)
88 - 3rd place behind 2017(89) and 2021(90)
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109 - 2nd place behind 2021(113)

We could have easily had firsts across the board but the 10-hour rain delay on Sunday threw a wrench in it.

7/10/2024 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The media is all over with their stats like horse shit. The Dept provides the statistics, and they are as reliable as pro wrestling and the media. Killing crime on paper is a department strategy and an integral part of the overall series of failed Safety Plans.

A single homicide is a tragedy, but the usual 500-6000 hundred annual homicides are stats for trends and political talking points. Remember do not trust your lying eyes, instead believe crime is down because they say so. It's the Chicago Way.

7/10/2024 02:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


You can’t be this stupid constantly drawing attention to your great spot. Bet you found out airport units being disbanded after dnc? But we need help desperately in district thanks for helping out see ya soon.


For the last time, the airport units are not, will not, and cannot, be disbanded, for a plethora of reasons. First, there are secure areas at the airport, where you need to be a badged employee. No SIDA badge, no secure side. Doesn’t matter that you’re a uniformed police officer. You could be the Supt himself, and you’re not getting to the secure side without an escort or a SIDA badge. Saying 016 and 008 could cover the airports? Nope. You’d have to badge the entire districts. Not happening. There’s also airfield driving…you have to take a yearly test and airfield driving class to be out there. Then, there’s response time. A disturbance at a terminal in the gate room? Are you going to send 1614 to Gate H-16 for a call? Nope. It’ll take them forever just to get to the airport. DOA Security to handle it, you say? They’re not a police agency. They have no arrest powers. They have no authority. They also have no general orders (as we found out during the Mr. Dao incident many years ago). They have no lockup. They have no reports (no CPD reports, they have their own paperwork that means nothing to us). They aren’t armed. They’re there for access to/from the airfield, and handle things related to badged employees violating airport rules/regs etc… . They can’t handle traffic accidents. At O’Hare, there are public roadways that are not the airfield. No authority to do anything on a public road. Again, THEY’RE NOT THE POLICE. Here’s another fun tidbit, the AIRLINES pay for 050 and 051. They’re part of CDA’s budgets, not CPD’s city budget. The airlines are paying for the police, not unarmed security. Then there’s the federal requirements about police being at the airports. Do you think the Feds are going to allow an airport in Chicago to be patrolled by CDA? No friggin’ way. VIP details, secret service, state dept, other alphabet soup agencies are out there. They need to deal with the police. I love hearing all the ways “the airport works” by people who have no idea about how things really work.

7/10/2024 04:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Double secret probation.

7/11/2024 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous NavySealRanger12 said...

Responding to Anonymous @ 09:54 AM...
Wait until an attendee of the DNC gets shot or car jacked. Chicago will be the joke of the nation! All these politicians are useless and have no idea how to stop the violence. Here’s a clue… stop protecting the criminals!!!

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Better yet...wait until Dude Inc meets a Fed in full battle-rattle in an unmarked vehicle around the United Center. They will be shooting in Touhy-Herbert Park and carjacking in the West Loop like they do every August only this time they will be confronted by a tatted-up Roger Ramjet in Level III armor with a .357 Sig and a use-of-force policy more lenient than Supt Eddie Johnson's taste in women. Bap! Bap! Bap! But no COPA or ghetto lottery this time.

7/11/2024 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...only this time they will be confronted by a tatted-up Roger Ramjet in Level III armor with a .357 Sig and a use-of-force policy more lenient than Supt Eddie Johnson's taste in women."

LMAO! Damn...I almost forgot about our old boss

7/12/2024 06:31:00 AM  

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