Monday, January 30, 2006

New Job

We are again retiring from blogging and leaving the daily grind of police work for greener pastures. Today's Trib headline says that a Federal Appellate Court has upheld that a politician can promise the world to voters and isn't obligated to fulfill any statement made as it is all "classical political puffery."

We therefore declare our intention to run for governor.

We promise a chicken in every pot, free gasoline for all vehicles, a corporate tax rate of 0% and the abolition of any personal income tax. Upon our election, everyone will get a check for $10,000 and an additional check every month thereafter. Work will be optional and we will provide airline tickets to the vacation spot of your choice. Food will be free as well as alcohol. It'll be like one giant party! Even Lefty can join in.

49 Comments:

Blogger SCC said...

First!

1/30/2006 12:41:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

That wasn't nearly as fun as you guys make it our to be

1/30/2006 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Loaded Dice said...

Even though I'm in Nevada I'll vote for ya. More than once too. After all I lived in Chicago for 53 years.

1/30/2006 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old Roddo can promise anything except that he'll get a decent haircut.
TOPINKA/BURKETT!!

1/30/2006 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many coppers gonna get into trouble this weekend? Its the stupper-bowl ya know and the drunkard cops will drink, maybe crash a car or two. Maybe get caught in some betting scandal. Or beat their old lady, do some silly gunplay? Whats the odds?????

1/30/2006 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! The trolling is getting thick today.

1/30/2006 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just talked to Finance and they said the W-2's will be out with the checks on the 1st. Hope this puts the minds at ease a little.

1/30/2006 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh yeh! I feel soooooooooo much better.:)

1/30/2006 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This website is quickly becoming awful. It was once informative and entertaining, now it is newspaper articles and dumb jokes. How about an interesting topic.

1/30/2006 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where's are w2 statements?

1/30/2006 03:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO: Anonymous said...
This website is quickly becoming awful. It was once informative and entertaining, now it is newspaper articles and dumb jokes. How about an interesting topic.

1/30/2006 03:10:19 PM


I totally agree with you!!

1/30/2006 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous lafonso rollins said...

Nouveau rich gentleman seeks crib in upscale and tranquil Chicago neighborhood, preferably Old Edgebrook or Wildwood. One to three million dollar range with four car garage.

I have yet to schedule my midnight housewarming barbecue which will be held at Mary Berkemeir Quinn Park on the southeast corner of Mandell and McClellan Avenues. BYOB!

God bless Mayor Daley!

LaFonso Rollins

1/30/2006 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous jeremiah mearday said...

Look here, brotha Rollins. I'll be your chauffeur for free room and board.

1/30/2006 04:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Carlos Saladino, who works for the FOP sue police officers?

1/30/2006 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous retiree w/irocc permit said...

Just got my self-laminating credit card size Illinois Retired Officer Concealed Carry Permit card in the mail. The ID# is same as your FOID#. The one-sided card reads "Qualified To Carry Revolver and Semi-automatic Firearms".

"Valid only when accompanied by a valid FOID card and photo ID from the agency the individual retired from. Issued by the Illinois Law Enforcement Training and Standards Board in accordance with ILL. P.A. 94-0103 and Federal H.R. 218. For verification, call the Secretary of State Police Inquiry Unit at (217)785-0309 24 hours a day."

Has any CPD written directive been issued regarding the IROCC permits?

1/30/2006 05:14:00 PM  
Blogger leftisthebest said...

I suppose, M, you'll run as a Republican?

I shall turn down the free handouts and ask they be given to the poor because the archdiocese shall be closed under your "reign." I noticed you took care of the corporations but mentioned not the property tax.

P/S Will "Shady" take over this site upon your election?

1/30/2006 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I respectfully submit that the posts of "leftisthebest" are beyond boring. I would opt for Chinese water torture with 150 decibel hip-hop "music" rather than read them.

No offense. Just being honest.

1/30/2006 05:55:00 PM  
Blogger Malcolm X's little brother said...

At least the posts of "lefty" often examine the blight of the African-American, unlike the racist rants of some of "Chicago's finest" here.

He replied to SCC's post and stayed on topic. Figures, damn European-Americans

1/30/2006 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any 22 district coppers on here, have any info on the mob of m-1's that attacked people while walking through Beverly the other day??? I live there and just wanted some info.

1/30/2006 07:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:33 PM

Let's cut a deal, li'l bro.

Stop using that pretentious long-winded "African-American" and "European-American" bullshit in favor of a perfectly respectful "black" and "white".

In the alternative, what's your agenda? Why do use seven and eight syllable drivel when a monosyllable will suffice?

1/30/2006 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

because to be impotent you have to sound impotent....lol

1/30/2006 07:58:00 PM  
Anonymous ten-13 said...

7:39 pm.

My favorite NYPD ten signal code:

10-51 is code for "roving bands"

My favorite name for a street in NYC: HOE Street in the South Bronx. And YES, I understand that Hoe St. is a "ho stroll".

1/30/2006 07:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is really disgusting the way Mt Greenwood and Beverly are being treated like shit. The crime and violence is on a rise and nothing is being done about it. Complete bullshit.

1/30/2006 08:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, C'mon, lets all hold hands with lefty and malcolm and sing..ALL WE ARE SAYING IS GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!!!...Oh hello Mr Middle eastern terrorist, go ahead and blow up whatever you want, we understand...Hello Mr African American, here's a job, no need to apply, just take it, I know you are not qualified. Don't worry, when you mess up we have plenty of white males to blame, just keep voting democrat. we really don't want you to get ahead like the republicans do, we give you just enough so you will vote for us. Oh hello Mr European, Us democrats in the United states are doing our best to get our country to become socialist pussies like you. Just give us time. We follow Ted Kennedy's motto, do as I say, Not as I do. Now lets continue....ALL WE ARE SAYING IS GIVE PEACE A CHANCE.....

1/30/2006 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Man from Nantucket said...

Chicago has Hooker Street..near goose island (division/halsted area). It also has three streets that rhyme with female anatomy.

Lunt st
Melvina st
and I always forget the third one!

Help me out here!

1/30/2006 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous loaded dice said...

Paulina

1/30/2006 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Former Slave Owner said...

The way to get police attention in the Beverly/Mt. Greenwood area would be for some fed up white youth to kick some black ass.

Remember Bridgeport a few years back.

Then you'll have more police and media attention then you'll ever wish for!

M/1's prey on whitey for years, nothing is done. The minute it happens the other way around it's a HATE CRIME and get's Federal assistance (US Attorney's office)in seeing that justice is done.

It's okay though..I see it as a form of "reparations" to make up for SLAVERY. But alderman Tillman would still rather have her "40 acres and her Lexus!"

I'm being sarcastic here..but do you see the irony?

1/30/2006 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UPS driver beaten by 7th & 8th graders in Bellwood today. Check out the 10pm news tonight. Driver is white, students are black. Where is Tillman when you need her? Where are Meeks and Jesse Jackson? They hide when it's black on white crime. This story will probably get buried! Check out drivers picture on cbs2chicago.com.

1/30/2006 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

White america has turned tail and ignores the obviousness of reverse discrimination.

Black on white crime is OK. Blind eye it turned. Black on Black crime.. send TRU/SOS etc maybe
White boy has fist fight with black? If white boy wins its a hate crime and hes doing some years in IDOC.

Remember Lenard Clark??? Last i heard offender was working for the city

1/30/2006 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last I heard, Lenard Clark got locked up for a rape.

Anybody know about this, and if so, what happened in court?

1/30/2006 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Judge busted him in the chops with a metal flashlight....

1/30/2006 11:15:00 PM  
Anonymous rev. reparations said...

9:24 PM

"They run wild like a pack of wolves..." - bludgeoned and hospitalized UPS driver.

The Channel 2 site never mentions the ethnicity of "the wolfpack". Perhaps they are misbehaving Canadian teens. You are a RACIST!.

1/30/2006 11:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looky here and what not now he done did say: cant we all get along?

1/30/2006 11:35:00 PM  
Blogger larrythecableguy said...

ah 1631 is wonderful

1/31/2006 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anyone see the AE movie tonight about the taking of Flight 93 during 9/11? I cant believe the goverment is allowing razor knifes back on airplanes. Made me sick to my stomach.

1/31/2006 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The joke is:
Name three streets in the city that are named after females?
Melvina
Paulina
LUNT --- GET IT ??

1/31/2006 06:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Razors on planes. Mules ruining our niehgborhoods. Whats the difference.

The politicians have ruined this city.

Rememeber how they preach at a CAPS meeting. if a person looks out of place call 911.

And thats exactly what I do when a mule walks down our street. He has no business here. Call 911.

Of coarse Laqweeta gunn say what he dowinn? All I say is, at the Caps meetings they say to call when someone looks suspicious and out of place. I probably save someones life a few times a week by doing this. Call the hell out of 911.

1/31/2006 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe the government allows retired old geezer cops to carry guns. Is there a company that makes holsters for walkers?

1/31/2006 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:15.....go fuck youself! Must really annoy the shit out of you that retired cops can carry! too bad!

1/31/2006 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 8:15, you must be a real idiot, I am not retired and am a long way from it. Just remember you fucking fool you will retire someday that is unless you quit which to me sounds like you should. Give the retirees the respect they deserve they earned it.

1/31/2006 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any 22 district coppers on here, have any info on the mob of m-1's that attacked people while walking through Beverly the other day??? I live there and just wanted some info.

1/30/2006 07:39:37 PM

The mob were high school kids - as were the victims..They were locked up over the weekend, (By 022 personnel).

1/31/2006 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please attack me, you fucking mindless apes! That'll make the news fo sho!

1/31/2006 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Any 22 district coppers on here, have any info on the mob of m-1's that attacked people while walking through Beverly the other day??? I live there and just wanted some info.

1/30/2006 07:39:37 PM

The mob were high school kids - as were the victims..They were locked up over the weekend, (By 022 personnel).

1/31/2006 09:39:11 AM

Was one of the victims of the race beatings the channel 2 guys kid???? He could not pull some strings and have some press put on this?? Gorillas got me a moving!

1/31/2006 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One of the robbery victims was a TV newsreporters kid. The D/C made the street stop on Friday night and found out that one of the mutts had the victim's ATM card. He in turn gave up the others. The only problem is at the lineup, no one could make an id.
D/C did great job

1/31/2006 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous leftisthebest said...

I'm really getting sick of this nonsense crime in the city... I have also come to reality. I am going to be voting republican from now on. It seems the democrats are not only allowing the crime to run rampant, but are actively participating.

May God bless America.
May God bless OUR President.

1/31/2006 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its the new world order...

Its a Masonic conspiracy....

Ive seen the Black Helecoptors...

Watch the state of the union address tonight, and see if you can catch GWB's secret pinky flick to his (super secret) 37th degree Masonic Lodge Brothers.....

Predictions for the Future aka I had a vision. (Hey it works for the wast-side and south side ministers)

By the year 2250- America will be a Spanish speaking people who look like a cross between Caucasians, Africans and Mexicans with a sprinkling of Canaryvillian (less teeff)

Speaking a new hybreed language that will resemble a mixture of spanglish and ebonics.

Dogs playing Poker on Black Velet will be a staple of Home Decor, and Elvis and Tupoc will still be dead as well as General Elisimo Franco.

Racism will be a thing of the past, maybe a page or 2 in the History books.

But in 2030...Beat 1631 will still be down on Gas or Lunch.

Im going to grab my Aluminum Foil Helmet now. I want to work Tara Buy-Back in 016 and witness 1631's ability to scam the night away.

The CPD is the most legit Department in the City of Chicago. We have less members in jail for corruption. Im not adding in the Dope Dealers or Theives.

Gotta go and take my meds now cause If I study real hard and score well I will be a shoe in for Sgt in this Department cause im a real hard worker.

1/31/2006 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude-
Lay off the Hair-on that you scoring on Vanbruen while driving you bruuuuik.

No such thing as gwb's pinky flick. He blinks his eyes thats the new signal.

1/31/2006 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous alice said...

YOur spanish/ebonic language already exists...PR

1/31/2006 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

M. Seiser for Alderman!!!

you can do it this time, Mike!

1/31/2006 11:49:00 PM  

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