Thursday, January 26, 2006

Post #666

Aaaaaahh!!! The post of the Beast!!! Or what Karl Rove sees on his caller ID when the Prince of Darkness calls. We'll just call it an Open Thread to start the day. We passed 150,000 visitors a few days ago. Total page visits have topped 770,000! We surpassed our December numbers and we're topping 30,000 visits a month. Shortly, we could be averaging more visitors a month than the Blackhawks do - which is kind of sad.

Thanks to everyone.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Second City Cop!!
You are da man...or woman!
Love your blog and hope to start my own.....
but I think that I will just have some unintelligent diatribe of a site!
keep hatin!

1/26/2006 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Called for the helicopter today. Was told they were down on a station assignment.

1/26/2006 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:

40-ish ........................ 49.
Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.
Athletic ...................... No breasts
Average looking .......... Moooo.
Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure ... On medication.
Feminist .................... Fat
Free spirit .................. Junkie
Friendship first .......... Former slut.
New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs.
Open-minded ............. Desperate
Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional .............. Bitch
Voluptuous ................ Very Fat
Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate ....... Stalker

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?


1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay

1/26/2006 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Test for SWAT

What is your Name?

Can you spell it correctly?

What color are CHicago Police Uniforms?

Why are vehicles called Blue and Whites?

Can you walk and chew gum at the same time?


Is your age equal to or less than your IQ?

How do you spell your clout's name?

1/26/2006 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

999..........i do believe in ghost

1/26/2006 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

666--the president.

1/26/2006 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, so much for not negotiating w/ terrorists. u.s. released the 5 females and a bunch of other people claiming they were gonna do it anyway. who is this female reporter and how much clout does her family wield. why should u.s change policy to save an adult who put herself in harms way. how weak will the us look if the terrorists choose to kill her anyway. it sounds like the leadership of cpd went to washington.

1/26/2006 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW! This thread turned to shit quickly!

Didn't realize how many "wannabe comedians" were on this job.

Good thing you guys have day jobs.

1/26/2006 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1/26/2006 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous worriedaboutmypension said...


Yesterday in the print verison of the Suntimes, Fran wrote a story about Daley wanting to stop funding CPS pensions. Did you read that one? Can't find it online.

That would make a good thread.

1/26/2006 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finance says; Lost w'2s have been found in a East St. Louis post office. Unmarked car sent to pick them up. We should get them by 3pm. Friday 27 jan 06.

1/26/2006 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous northside in nyc said...


Re: Click on: NYPD RANT

Thank you for placing the link to the "NYPD RANT" on your site. While I haven't the slightest idea who you are, I do hope that you and "the Polecat" compare notes about First Amendment litigation.

For CPD members visiting NYPD RANT, I'll give you folks a bit of an introduction into the lingo of the NYPD:

The NYPD covers seventy-six precincts in the five boroughs of Brooklyn, the Bronx, Queens, Staten Island and Manhattan. The pcts. are intermittently numbered from 1 through the 123. Three pcts. (all in Manhattan) are NOT identified by numbers: They are:
MTS: MidTown South Pct.
MTN: MidTown North Pct
CPP: Central Park Pct.
Aside from detectives assigned to specialized units, each pct. has a detective "squad" upstairs. Numbered pcts. are pronounced digitally (i.e.: the 75th Pct. in Brooklyn is referred to as "the seven-five") The pcts. are designated as "A", "B" and "C" houses, an "A" house having the highest rate of violent crime. At one time, all MOS (members of service) had to "pay their dues" working "an A-house", most of which are in Bklyn and the South Bx.
Generally, aside from numerous City-Wide frequencies, a radio zone includes two pcts, the dispatcher is referred to as "Central" and an acknowledgement or 10-4 is often just "kay" as in "okay". Each sector patrol unit is identified by the pct. number and an alpha designation [i.e. "7-3 Charlie" is the "RMP" (Radio Motor Patrol) squad car unit covering the third sector (beat) in the 73rd Pct. (Brownsville)].


MOS: member of service, a police officer.

10-13: MOS needs help (our 10-1)

1PP: One Police Plaza (NYPD HQ)

"Popeye": NYPD Comm. Raymond Kelly (due to his resemblance to the cartoon character)

"truck": Followed by a number. An Emergency Services Unit (ESU) truck, an elite unit that is requested when "the police need the police" (catastrophes like 9-11, HBT incidents, etc. Most of the MOS murdered in 9-11 were assigned to ESU trucks.

"bus": an ambulance

"forthwith": immediately, if not sooner

"skell": a low-life, piece of shit

"rip": a suspension of a MOS

"racket": an NYPD party or benefit

"cooping": "hitting the hole"

"on the pad": taking pay-offs

"the bag": the NYPD uniform

Other NYPD-related sites:

NYPD radio transmissions, including 9-11, ten signal codes, etc.:

Official NYPD Web site:

Detectives' Endowment Association (DEA): NYPD DICKS

Kay, Central?

1/26/2006 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So now the city is sitting on or can't find over 3.5 million buck which has been inventoried.....and you wonder why they can't get your pay check right.....this should be good, just waiting on their excuse

1/26/2006 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We get the W2 forms the same day every year, the last day of January. You guys looking to file early to pay your bookies or Escolades off are just cry babies. Almost thirty years on this job- W2 forms come on the very last day they can legally be received. Is it right, no. Is it wrong, no. It is what it is. Get over it.

1/26/2006 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am disgusted in Bush for giving in to the terrorists demands. I normally back him a lot, but this makes me sick.
Apparently it is okay to cut of the heads of our men, but if they take a woman, cave in to their demands.
CONGRATS White House, it will now be open season on women over there!!

1/26/2006 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of you people need a life. Cry, piss, moan, snivel...

This boss is a JO, that guy got his spot because of clout, so and so is a bosses kid, on and on and on just like that pink gay battery bunny.

If you think it is better in the private world, leave and get a job. You keep looking for fairness in a totally unfair world. And you older cry babies are no better. Evertime some coppers kid comes on the job, heshe is looking to make a phone call to help them.

You people are an embarassment. The only reason you complain here is because you do not have the cojones to do anything. Stand up to the man, force the FOP to be a real union instead of the City's Nancy Boy, get together and insist on change, etc.

Nope, you just piss and moan while you pretend to be real police and drink your light beer. Bunch of tavern revolutionaries.

1/26/2006 12:25:00 PM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

Somewhat on-topic: I'm Number 20! Warning: stream of consciousness post -

666 - the Number of The Beast - happens to be one of the best Metal albums of all time by, none other than, Iron Maiden.

The original Latin meaning of Lucifer is "light-bringer."

In many non-Christianity based religions, the role of Satan is mostly positive. He created the world - while God created everything else. The recent (500 year) epoch of Satan being "pure evil" is something that older civilizations would not have ascribed to. To this day in parts of Germany, Santa Klaus is followed around my a small black figure. While Santa Klaus bestows gifts on good people, the black figure touches the bad ones with his twig and the touched people are deemed "impotent" for one year. Christmas was originally intended to be something much different than the commercialized exercise in materialism that it is today.

Jesus said, "Love thine enemies." - He never said don't have enemies.

"Luke - you do not know the power of the Dark side! Join with me and together we can rule the universe!"

1/26/2006 01:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While I was on furlough last year I travelled to NYC. I can say nothing but good things for the coppers out there. They offered to take me on a ride-a-long but I was leaving the next day. Although it is a little surreal when you see a MOS jump out of a taxi cab and make a pinch.

1/26/2006 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous !..!..!..!..! updates!!!! said...

- Has everyone received their special employment checks for LAST month? The union filed a grievance in that NO ONE received them last Friday. FOP wants 18% interest!

- Also, according to the FOP & PBPA - when we receive our W-2 forms we will also receive an “AUDIT SHEET” which will have a listing of EVERY paycheck/direct deposit that we received in 2005. IT WILL BE OUR RESPONSIBITY to add up all the numbers to see if they are correct and coincide with the W-2s. ( make sure your calculators have batteries in them!)

- Finally, the fucked up “Supervisor’s Quarterly” checks will be adjusted on the next two Quarterly checks. (Some supervisors received as much as $2000.00 too much!)

-REMEMBER…. Go over each paycheck with a fine tooth comb!! No one cares until THEY are the ones who get screwed. { typical coppers } Also, a grievance cannot be filed unless you are shorted in your money. If they forget to take out for credit union, insurance, taxes, etc. you cannot grieve it. Then, one payday you will get a paycheck for only $1.00 because finance will make adjustments for all the past fuck-ups.. DON’T CRY ABOUT IT THEN!! LOOK AT THOSE PAYCHECK STUBS!!!

1/26/2006 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous nypd zone 41 = ESU said...

For LIVE FEED of NYPD Zone 41 which includes city-wide units within the Special Operations Division (SOD), including Emergency Service Unit (ESU) trucks, Aviation (helicopters), Harbor (marine) and Taxi (anti-taxi robberies), click on NYPD ESU. Then click on the link for "F5" in the upper left-hand corner. Zone 41 operates at a frequency of 470.8375 MHz. SOD HQ is located at Floyd Bennett Field within the confines of the 63 Pct., Brooklyn.

1/26/2006 03:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting. According to today's times, pie face Laski is on the job and has been on the job everyday. He is calling his former body guards liars.

He is also upbeat and confident.

One of two things occurs to me:
He already cut a deal with the Feds to save himself and sing like a canary. Or his high priced laywer has convinced him that the Feds have nothing and he can prevail, as long as he keeps paying said lawyers high fees.

I wonder if there is going to be a fund raiser. I wonder if FOP will endorse and sponsor it, encourage us to go, and use our dues money to buy tickets or contribute.

1/26/2006 04:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From the Chicago Sun Times:

"Los Angeles-
If all goes as planned, carefully wrapped pieces of the hotel pantry where Robert F. Kennedy was assasinated will be packed... and put itno storage this week in a fenced in garbage strewn lot, within sight of a strip club billboard."

Finally, a Kennedy is relegated to the trash heap of history. There is justice in this world.

1/26/2006 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When are these temporary det's leaving the D division for Sgt. school?? any rumours....they don't have a clue and they really can't do much.

1/26/2006 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous leomemorial said...

Thank us, for what? We're billing you for our time here.


1/26/2006 09:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Temp dicks last day is 4 Feb. RDO 5 Feb. Class starts 6 Feb.

1/26/2006 09:13:00 PM  
Blogger Shadi said...

Maybe my monitor is upside down R.S.M. & S.C.C...
but let me cast a vote for proto-punk band
999's "HOMICIDE" as worthy of a musically inverted mention... and if somebody says homicide has no relevance on a cop blog... G.F.Y. twice real nice! - - ydahS ;-)

(trying in vain to rotate a non-rotating monitor! 6-6-6! ) Review
999's - "Separates" L.P... (from 1978)

...the entire album -- released just six months after its 999 predecessor -- stands among the most timeless artifacts in all punk history..."

1/26/2006 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 12 25
" tavern revolutionaries"

LMAO! I'll drink to that!!!!!

1/26/2006 11:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shadi, at least give us the beautiful niple shot of our cub loving north sider in the picture. Those are some great tits!

1/27/2006 01:37:00 AM  
Blogger Shadi said...

Zounds those Mounds!

1/27/2006 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the Board of Ed can stop paying their teacher's pensions, how long will it be before the city will stop paying our pensions.

We need to make the
politicians fear us.

1/29/2006 03:05:00 AM  

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