Sunday, February 26, 2006

Captains, Lieutenants Reading the Blog?

We just read in the Sun Times that Captains, Lieutenants and other city workers got the shaft big time with their retro checks being taxed at a higher rate.
  • Instead of taxing retroactive pay at a flat rate of 25 percent, Acting City Comptroller Steve Hughes lumped the supplemental check in with the rest of employee earnings, kicking them up to a higher tax bracket. If they want the money back, they'll have to wait until they file their 2007 tax returns.
Any bosses care to comment? Because the Sergeants who are about to receive almost 3 years of retro pay might be a bit interested in how the city is calculating their raises and their withholding.

67 Comments:

Anonymous ernest hemingway said...

"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it never really care for anything else thereafter."

2/26/2006 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well the above post is certainly more interesting than, "I'm first!".

2/26/2006 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

way to stay on the subject

2/26/2006 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the scoop.
Sieser, and his partner, Paddy O'Muzafloppalopagus have sucked up so much O/T in the fighting 024 for D.U.I.'s, that the city's finance division went scrambling for answer's.
At the meeting Huberman, Cline, Sieser's Commander and W/C were grilled for answer's, and solutions.
In the silence the 024th CMDR nervously smoked a cigarette, and looked to Sieser's W/C.
The brave tall W/C looked to his files, and stood up. He removed his glasses, and with a fiery glare he stated; "SIESER RUN'S IT!!!, THAT'S IT, HE RUN'S IT, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND DAMMIT!"
The meeting fell silent, and all understood.
It was then that the finance division now realized that all supervisor's throughout the city would now have to sacrafice in order to appease the mighty Sieser.
In the end, no word was spoken further of the impact that this lone patrolman had on any Lietenant, or Captain of the C.P.D.

2/26/2006 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a sergeant and the city owes me a ton of money. And now I see the city is going to stick it up my ass with excessive withholding. Oh yeah, I'll get it back when I file my taxes....in a goddman year!! Why should I worry.....it's taken this long to get the money out of them, why not wait another nine months?

Cocksuckers......

2/26/2006 02:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The monthly award's ceremony...
"And throughout the month of Febuary Officer's Sieser, and his skinny little partner, had made more 501 arrest's than city can account for in our history. And atop of this standard they have single handedly arrested drunk Rabbi's, horney policeman, and Greek mechanick's." The light's in the ceremony room dimmed...
The giant screen T.V. lit up with a picture of Sieser, the room was filled with an overly loud song from Van Halen "RIGHT NOW".
"Ladies and Gentelman, Chicago's example of the modern, hard working patrolman...HEEER'S THE SIESER!"
Sierser ran down the stage, high fiving all the bosses, he grabbed his plaque from Maher, winked, and hugged Phil.
When all was done, he looked at his award and was dumbfounded when he realized that he was covered in cheese.
This angered the Siezer, and he went back to Roger's Park, and pondered...'was it real,or was I dreaming?'
10:30 rolled around, the bosses were gone, the full moon lit the sky, Siezer got that itch agian...

2/26/2006 02:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pay me Captain's pay and I'll wait for a tax return too. What the FU&$? Half of these Captains would be flipping burgers for a living if they weren't so connected. So you think anyone of them cares about some extra withholdings that they will get back anyhow? Pay me 100,000+ a year... and see if I care.

2/26/2006 03:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I be a Captian of police and thinks that burger flipping comment is a big dis to all us doubhle bar leaders. I dont use no clout to get mines. I works hard and earnned it!

2/26/2006 03:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another idiot, 11:36 showing his lack of intelligence

2/26/2006 03:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O-Kaaaaaaaaaay????

2/26/2006 03:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey Reposter... you should be real proud of yourself. what an accomplishment!

WHAT A MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/26/2006 04:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a Sergeant who has been waiting for his retro far longer than he should have I figured the city would screw us somehow. They figured out how not to give me my quarterly checks by giving me all the money in January.

I just don't understand why nobody besides Fran "Yes Mayor" Speilmann is writing about all the f*ck ups from the City Finance Division. A fluff piece towing the city's line in the slum times is not an in dept piece of reporting. You know in the old days, reporters would want to find out why 13,000 (their number) police officers were constantly getting errors on their checks. Reporters would actually do some investigating not writing what the city told them to.

I know everyone wants to blame Frank but this stuff is out of his hands. If any of our bargaining units had balls, this stuff would be all over the wires.

Just my view on this so feel free to join in with your comments.

2/26/2006 05:37:00 AM  
Anonymous west side=best side said...

Area 2:

What's the story on a gang of 3rd graders "raping" another 9-year-old boy at Revere School at 72nd St. & Ellis in 003?

2/26/2006 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's one, kind of on topic, my lieutenant told me that there are two or three Captains who have not obtained their degree per the specifications in the contract. Even Lieutenants association doesn't know for sure how many, but at least two. Lt's association won't file grievance because it says it has no standing. Capt's association won't file a grievance because they don't want to hurt one of their own members. This is not a rumor; he said it was in the newsletter.

Why do I care? First, it shows everyone, how messed up our promotional process. Second, it shows a blatant disregard for contracts and even in this enlightened age, what the city would do to us without a contract.

The city feels that you have to have a degree to be a Capt. but if certain people do not have a degree, well that's ok. Doesn't this violate the City Ordnance or some labor law? How many coppers weren’t allowed to take a promotional test because they did not have a degree? Now they make people give them 3 or 4 years to get a degree and when they don't, everyone says, that's ok. Yeah it's all-legit.

Paladin

2/26/2006 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AUSTIN RUNS IT! BADDEST DISTRICT IN THE CITY! SGT.SEISER IS COMING HERE TO LEAD US!

2/26/2006 08:40:00 AM  
Blogger SCC said...

Reposter

Go away. You are annoying people. You really serve no purpose. Stop wasting bandwidth.

2/26/2006 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous "just the facts" said...

FILLMORE: "Baddest Station in the Nation!"

2/26/2006 09:05:00 AM  
Blogger sharky said...

There are two people who don't have the college required for Capt---Supposedly, the Supt has started proceedings to return them to Lt's, a panel must now be convened per Cpats contract

2/26/2006 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How long does it take to convene the panel? Because after they pass their three year anniversary, they get Captain's pension. If they could just delay the pension hearing for a few more weeks/months, the Captains could retire before disciplinary proceedings were held and *bingo* the city that works strikes again.

2/26/2006 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Lt. I spoke with thinks the Capt's in question have already achieved their 3 years to get their Capt's. pension. So, they were given time to get their degrees such that, if they didn't and got demoted they could retire. We ALL PAY. I wish I knew for certain, not via rumor who these 2 are. Bet they are political either in ethnicity or who they know.

And, they are taking ip the spots of 2 Lt's who may be better or more qualified. We ALL LOSE AGAIN.

Paladin

2/26/2006 11:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to the Lt assoc website, a panel of captains and exempts will conviene (sp) to determine if the captain has the degree or not. Cant they just go to his personnel jacket to find that out? The real reason for the delay is quite simple. The Capt in 021 3rd watch is a GOOD friend of the 1st Deputy and he is close to getting his degree. So if they delay long enough he will get it. The other os a Capt who used to be a commander in 009 (for about a week)

2/26/2006 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous "da chicago way" said...

You guys are still oblivious of "da Chicago Way".

The City will convene a "blue-ribbon panel" to "study" the captains' educational background situation. After a minimum of two years of "study", they will quietly announce their "findings" to da mare who will, in turn, tell the Supt. what to do.

FAHGEDDABOUDIT!

Are youse guys stoopid or somethin'?

Capt. Kangaroo

2/26/2006 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JUST NEED TO GO TO SOME B.S. SCHOOL (LEWIS, CALUMET), BUY A COUPLE OF TERM PAPERS ON LINE AND PUT YOUR NAME ON IT; YOU GET AN "A" YOU GET A "B" JUST FOR BEING THE POLICE, SO IF THEY CAN'T DO THAT...THEY DESERVE TO BE DEMOTED........

2/26/2006 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous "da soop" said...

Effective 01 Mar 2005 at 0001 hrs., da job will be officially become legit.

Without exception, all promotions and assignments will be based solely on an individual officer's activity, particularly in amassing copious incidents of Part I felony arrests. The prospective candidate's success will be based on standardized intelligence tests.

Sucking cock, both literally and figuratively, will have absolutely no role in this selection process.

I repeat. Zero tolerance for sucking cock.

s/Superintendent of Police

P.S.: Anybody wanna buy a huge chrome bean...cheap?

2/26/2006 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's hear it! Someone has to know who the Capt that dont have their degrees. Post it

2/26/2006 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

or the new female butch also from 024 who thinks she knows all but dosent know sheeeet, in that anti terrorist group, damn i wish i was a female lesbian.

2/26/2006 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous a cunning linguist said...

While I just can't get enough fine pussy, I don't know that I'd go that far.

2/26/2006 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

or the new female butch also from 024 who thinks she knows all but dosent know sheeeet, in that anti terrorist group, damn i wish i was a female lesbian.

2/26/2006 12:13:45 PM

Is there another kind?

2/26/2006 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Capt. in traffic is 1 of them (k-lman) , she sucked schlong to make it, now she is commander. Even if they demote her, she's still commander with Gold Star! Win Win!

2/26/2006 02:00:00 PM  
Blogger sharky said...

It is unknown how long the process takes. The city gets 3 spots (I think) and the Capts get three spots on the panel, with the 7th spot being agreed upon by both sides. After an investigation takes place, the panel votes on what to do. The big question is how long will it take to convene a panel, and then how long to conduct an investigation. I agree that a look at the Personnel jacket is all that is required, as it is incumbent upon the personnel applying for the job to keep the city updated as to the current status of all educational degrees. Many Capts agree with this also, but will not speak out against a union position

2/26/2006 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You a bounty hunter?"...

"Mans gotta do something for a living"...

"Dieing ain't much of a living boy"

2/26/2006 03:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I LOVE THE AREA 1 MIDNIGHT GANG TEAM :)ALL THE GIRLS DO

2/26/2006 04:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"dying" Cochise, "dying".

2/26/2006 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

seiser scanned the streets of the 024 district, full of certainity that there was a law breaker un cuffed on the streets, he made a quick call to the desk to see who the w.c. on midnights was. eureka he said its a visiting w.c. from another district unfamiliar with the working style of seiser(late of the 025 district). he checked for a full ink pen in his pocket for the nights first 501.

2/26/2006 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Traffic Commander has the education so it's not her. But, there is a LAPA Capt. on 2nd watch in Monroe that doesn't have it!!!!

2/26/2006 05:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I THINK ONE OF THE CAPTINS WITHOUT THE DEGREE IS IN 018 ON THE 1ST WATCH. THE GREEK CONECTION?

2/26/2006 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there's about 5 current captains who do not have the required degree. Rumor has it some lts are going to file a lawsuit because they turned down/didn't apply for captain because of the degree requirements. Some capt's retired before the deadline.

2/26/2006 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
IZ RICKYYYYYYY HERE!!!!

I USE TO BE BIG SHOT POLICE MAN ON DE CHICAGO POLICIA DEPATMENTA.
BUT DE POLICIA PUT A CASE ON ME AND NOW I NO MORE POLICE MAN.

I NOW SELL ELOTES OUT OF MY PUUSH CART.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BY SOME?
I WALK ALL AROUND HUMBOLT PARK AND PUUSH MY ELOTES CART. I SELL CERVEZA NOW TOO.
OH NO, TINO IS WALKING TIS WAY.
I MUST GO NOW.

2/26/2006 07:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will the asshole who keeps posting about R.G. and the ELOTES knock it off please. You have made your point--we all know the guy fucked up so leave it alone already.

2/26/2006 07:59:00 PM  
Anonymous el elotero ricky said...

La policia no mas!

Muchas gracias, senor!

Donde esta mi novia con las tetas grande? Maria Chocha? M-A-R-I-A???

Elotes y cerveza fria?

2/26/2006 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"SHIT" I've been reading SCC since it started and I think the ELOTES bit is the funniest comments written on this blog.KEEP IT UP MY MAN and I'll buy ALL of your elotes as long as you keep writting about RIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKYYYYYYYYYY.

And I don't even know who their talking about!

2/26/2006 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He who is without sin cast the first stone!
Rick messed up and is paying the price for it and Iam sure that all of you that are posting that elote shit have messed up at sometime in your life / career. So Please Stop It. Enough has been posted already.

2/26/2006 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, Rick messed up, but it's not like he didn't get a second chance....or a third chance....or a fourth!!

He had the world handed to him, but he let it all go because of a woman. Hey Rick....if she doesn't want you, let her go and move on.

From ADS who's star was rising to 30 pending. Was she worth it?

2/26/2006 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can honestly say that I never have fucked up that big. Your an ADS and have your career handed to you. The average Patrolman would have been fucked the first time. He would have been fired not given 3 more chances. Could not have happened to a nicer guy. What an idiot to lose a job paying 130,000 for a piece of ass. Should have just gone and bought some pussy. Would have been cheaper in the long run.

2/26/2006 10:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guerreros (former ADS) plight is a terrific example of how far the powers that be will go to protect the connected. The city did everything to look the other way and sweep his stupidity under the rug. It was ridiculous how many chances he got, that no patolman without connections would never have gotten.

2/26/2006 10:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rickys not the only supervisor from 013 that is in trouble

2/26/2006 10:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how bout the boss that murdered her old man and they made it justifiable... best part is it was her second time!!!! BLACK WIDOW!!!

2/26/2006 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just remember this, if you or I had just one incident like Rickyyy's we would be looking at thirty pending. Rickyyyy got 3 chances with Mariaaaa. On his FOURTH fuck up, like stalking is a little mistake, he got it handed to him. The dept recommended that he resign but his machismo got in the way and he is fighting it on principle (his words). He was handed everyhting from the first step he took into the Academy. Every PO/Lawyer in Legal Affairs was working on getting him out of his so called honest mistakes. Looks like LAPA and the City cut their losses with this walking Domestic potential Federal Lawsuit.
He left his wife and kids for a cop whore and then stalked some citizen, brilliant.

I know I'll buy some Elotes from him if I ever have to drive thru Shakespeare. NOT!!!!!!

Hey Rickyyyyy GO GET YOUR FUCKING PUSH CART!!!!

2/26/2006 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOW ABOUT THAT MUTT COMMANDER TRIGG! SON OF A BITCH PISSED HOT TWICE AND DIDN'T GET STRIPPED OR EVEN TAKE A DAY. LISTEN TO THESE EXCUSES:

1. WELL, UH I WENT INTO THE FRIDGE AND GOT ME SOME BROWNIES. BUT I DIDN'TS KNOW THAT MY DAUGHTER MIXED IN SOME BUD. SO THATS WHY I PISSED HOT.

2. WELL, UH I WAS GIVEN MY BIATCH SOME ORAL SEX AND UNBENOUNCED TO ME'S SHE HAD SPRINKLED SOME COCAINE ON HER'S VAGINA. SO THATS WHY I PISSED HOT FOR COCAINE!

YES, THIS STORY IS ACTUALLY TRUE!!!THIS DEPARTMENT IS A JOKE.

P.S PLEASE DON'T BOTHER TO ASK WHAT RACE HE IS... IT SHOULD BE SELF EXPLANATORY.

2/26/2006 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is this Seiser that all you inside joke comedians talk about constantly?

2/26/2006 11:44:00 PM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

More Seiser fun here

He does indeed, Run It.

Hey ! I'm #52!!! Yessss!

2/26/2006 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Go home and get your shine box!" Goodfellas

2/27/2006 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i have no idea who this seiser is, but im sure he could go into any cop bar in the city, go up to any odpo female, tell her his name, and instantly get a blowjob... kinda like Chuck Norris.

2/27/2006 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You all are a bunch of assholes

2/27/2006 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are going to a lot of amended tax returns filed later.

They are a lot of errors, especially on things like Out of Grade pay.

2/27/2006 04:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ricky?
Maria?
And what the fuck are Elotes?

That is really funny shit, but could you elaborate

2/27/2006 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Ernest Hemingway...
Having hunted with you, you must realize that you need to leave the city to get promoted.

2/27/2006 04:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as a gringo w/o any spanish skills i believe an elote is corn that the push cart vendors sell from. my lapa brothers please correct me if im wrong.

2/27/2006 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"JAMIE ANSELMO" is the man in 016

2/27/2006 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hello?
elotes anyone?
hello?
iz not eazy being rickyyyyy....

2/27/2006 08:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sieser ain't shit,RICKYYYYY runs it,and how many elotes has he sold????

2/27/2006 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UMMMMM, IT'S DONE THIS WAY ALL THE TIME YOU TOOL!!! WE ARE ALWAYS TAXED AT THE HIGHEST RATE.

2/27/2006 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, Ricky fucked up everyone know it, but the only one he hurt is himself in the long run. I think his ex wife and children have suffered enough going on about this stuff just gets back to them and open wounds that are trying to heal.

2/27/2006 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, but that corn don't taste good unless you slather it with some 'o that sun-warmed mayo that the flies are buzzin' around on that cart..um,fuckin,uhm, Good!

Sell enough and you can have the only cart with spinner wheels on it on the westside.

2/27/2006 10:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One Capt. is in 013th Dist. and there should be total of 5 who are in question. All were promoted in 1st two classes of Capts. All had a lot of time to finish the requirement when told.

2/27/2006 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

doubt seiser would be getting any blowjobs from odpo's he's not a looker

3/02/2006 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Capt in 19 3rd watch.

3/05/2006 05:12:00 PM  

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