Sunday, February 26, 2006

Good Old American Knowhow

Nice house in Tennessee:

A secret closet:

Leads to an underground bunker:

And a giant marijuana farming operation!

Who says hillbillies don't have ingenuity? More photos and story here. This was a small operation that could harvest every 60 days. Quite a bit of effort on the dope dealer's part and a 5 year investigation by Nashville PD to wrap it up.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me be first!
Does Seiser run that too?

2/26/2006 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was the money raised going to alquada?

2/26/2006 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Upinsmoke said...

Sort of like a hillbilly scarface

2/26/2006 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


2/26/2006 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you feel safe from terroists attacks here in Chicago. Dont worry Caloris has Byrnes fat daughter with four years of coffee making experience tracking down threats in the JTTF. How did she get there you ask? Caloris has been Bynes lacky for the past 10 years going back to district 24. Got him made lt. and then commander. Now it is payback time by taking care of his useless kid.

Rest well tonight knowing who is protecing you from the terroists.

2/26/2006 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous luv a good rumor said...

Interesting post...Byrne's daughter doing the anti-terror shit is the only part of it that's true, but an interesting post anyway.

2/26/2006 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Byrnes Daughter gets sgt's pay and a take home car and she came from 020 where she sat in a car doing shit all day

2/26/2006 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous "puff the magic dragon" said...

Y'all just keep that skunkweed down in Tennessee.

As a true connoisseur of cannabis, I will only partake of the finest sinsemilla harvested in the Hawaiian Islands and Northern California--huge buds, just oozing with the reddish-purple nectar of tetrahydrocannibinol.

Hey, girl! Let's crank up the tunes, fire up a doobie and get naked.

As they say in Maui, "pakalolo mo' betta, top-of-the-line, da kine!"

2/26/2006 12:52:00 PM  
Anonymous sgt. piss, unit 121 said...

Don't bogart on me now! Can I join you guys?

2/26/2006 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I must say they are staying on topic.

After they're done laughing their asses off, I betcha they call out for a family-size pizza.

2/26/2006 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First off, P.O.'s assigned to JTTF DO NOT GET PAID AS SERGEANTS! So cross another line of bullshit off the long list of misinformation here.

Now then, that pot growing operation looks very immpressive! Great work by the PD down there. Must've been hard to sit on that info and be so patient, letting the case build.

You just know that would have never lasted 5 minutes, much less 5 years here! SOS would have got a tip and home invaded, stole everything in sight, and lost the case at the PC hearing!!!

2/26/2006 01:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


2/26/2006 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous the south lost the war said...

Shut yer pie hole, ya smelly hill rat!

Is that better?

2/26/2006 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser is a Hillbilly, he has a place in Nashville where he makes MoonShine, bottles it, and brings it up here and sells it as
"Clines Comfort Cooler". You can find it up here at Osco next to the MD20/20.

2/26/2006 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous woodstock nation said...

Time to gather around, link hands and sing "Kumbaya", guys!

2/26/2006 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It might not be sergeants pay per say but, with the guaranteed overtime put into the package and a car, it might be a better deal.

2/26/2006 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where does Seiser work? Beside the moonshine shack?

2/26/2006 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone see the headline on the Sun-Times?....

A company whose owners donated heavily to Gov. Blagojevich has seen a $150,000 state contract to package and deliver tollway I-Passes to Jewel-Osco stores balloon into a $7 million deal despite not being the lowest bidder...

Lets not forget how he denounced all police as racists at one of his many visits to Meeks' services. About time we vote this clown out of office!!

2/26/2006 02:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic, but there was a study group for the srgt exam at UIC this weekend and the cpd were the only people using the parking garage, the rest of the campus was empty. Why do the UIC police insist on hammering us with parking tickets in the garage, for offenses like "backing into space"? knowing that these were off duty police. The 012 district is always backing those guys up when they need an assist, so I guess this is the way they thank us.

2/26/2006 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"hillbillies" prefer to be called 'sons of the soil'-- but thats not going to happen any time soon.

2/26/2006 02:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser is in 024, and can be seen driving around the CTA detail many o' night.

2/26/2006 02:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are plenty of 3rd & 4th generation hillbillies up north (Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, and tons in IL too).

Can't call them "southerners."

2/26/2006 03:08:00 PM  
Blogger DaleyforMCCguest said...

The post about UIC police writing us is not correct. The UIC police don't write in the lots. Thats done by their parking enforcment division and they are not the police and couldn't care less that you are. On the upside, they can probably hold your transcripts until you pay up. The UIC guys are alright and lets not start a problem with them where there isn't one.

2/26/2006 03:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is a lot of traffic from UICC on this web site.

2/26/2006 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous CommanderCaloris said...

I feel a need to defend myself. Only truly qualifed people with extnsive surveillance and counter terrorism experience can make it into my JTTF. No need to send me a resume because I have to get byrnes daughter's female companion a spot on task force.

2/26/2006 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am offended whenever I hear the term
"paddy wagon" used. I am of Irish backround and don't appreciate it.

2/26/2006 04:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am offended by the term, "Native American." I am a fire-water drinking Redskin.

2/26/2006 04:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am offended by the term Yuppie. Just because I am Cherokee Indian, conceived in a moonshine shack, grew up on 64th and Long, and want an occasional Starbucks white chocolate mocha does not make me a yuppie.


2/26/2006 04:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Ron Hubberman said...

I love all those muscle hunks on the Area 2 Gang Team! Many of the them as soooooooo well hung! greatest man-steaks on the job!

2/26/2006 04:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ronald... I think you mean the GUN team?

2/26/2006 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it worked..i started the comments at 1:37 and i just wanted to see where it wuld go..thanks guys it worked and i have laughed at some of the comments..Ha ha..i am from the south and dont care what you call me..just pay me on the 1st and 16th...

2/26/2006 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least the TN police executed a search warrant that was positive! 025 tactical likes to hit residences void of felony items.

2/26/2006 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baby jane bryne deseves the spot she grew up in Cabrini and thats worse than the Gaza strip or west bank

2/26/2006 04:49:00 PM  
Blogger Malcolm X's little brother said...

Yes, hillbilly is an improper term. Is it indeed true the accussed are European-Americans? I bet they are. Everyone knows how the European-American loves his "bud." Unlike the nickel-dime bag seller on the South or West sides, I bet these marijuana growers were doing a brisk business. Like everything, it is the European-American whom brings crime into the minority community.

2/26/2006 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Dave Parker, you naybe from the south, but be glad Uncle Jed hit that texas tea oil while hunting, otherwise you wouldn't be in a house with indoor plumbing and non-dirt floors!

2/26/2006 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Detective Ed Gorman, A/2 Detective Division, was granted a 3 day death in family leave for the sudden passing of his grandfather, Deputy Barney Fife. Barney taught Ed "The Greatest Detective In The World" Gorman all his trade secrets.

2/26/2006 04:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

seiser developed the info on the weed house down there in tennesee when he pinched two hillbillys and the gimp but bumping some lazy eyed,baldheaded, toothless 18th district tact guy. he couldnt catch a flight down there so he called goober and gomer and told them to hit the place.

... oh and by the way seiser runs it!

2/26/2006 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am offended by the term " taco bender"

i am mexican and i don't bend my tacos i fold em.

2/26/2006 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baby jane bryne deseves the spot she grew up in Cabrini and thats worse than the Gaza strip or west bank

2/26/2006 04:49:14 PM


You are a dumb motherfucker in so many ways. I wouldn't know where to start bitch slapping you.

2/26/2006 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear 508 look up sarcasim in the DICKtionary

2/26/2006 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are killing me with the "... I am offended by the..." jokes!!

Thank you for making my Sunday!! I neede the laugh!! ^5's to all!!!!


2/26/2006 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys leave dave parker alone he is just a hillbilly with a flack vest a couple of guns an ear piece phone and an under armour shirt two sizes to small out there knee deep in the shit, trying to figure out why him and his wife/sister have the same job and he's the only one that has to go to work. During the few weeks each year he's no IOD himself.

2/26/2006 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear 5:14,

Please look up stupid in the dictionary.

2/26/2006 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

0137 I concur.

2/26/2006 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone can see how much anyone else in this City is earning in salary simply by logging on to and go to the office of budget and management. The 2006 busget is right there. Do some investigating before you spew you nonsense. Overtime paid is not avilable but most feds do get 25% of their base pay as overtime every year I do not know if coppers detailed to agencies have the same program.

2/26/2006 05:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Today was a real surprise after reading this blog. It was nice to read nobody getting ripped apart or mean spirited shit said about them. Let's keep the laughs comming.

2/26/2006 05:51:00 PM  
Anonymous RetiredTnCop said...

After I moved from Tn to Gary, In in 1965 I recall hearing about a section of Chicago that was heavily populated with hillbillies.

2/26/2006 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

roscoe village before daleys yuppies pored in

2/26/2006 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm offended by the term "white trailer trash."

Just because my home is on wheels, ya'll have to come out when my old man runs out of Colt45, and ya hit on me and make me give you the biggest snaggletooth smile.

2/26/2006 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Malcolm, fuck you and your "European American" bullshit!

2/26/2006 07:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Area 6 dick said...

6:08 PM

In '60's and 70's, UPTOWN around Broadway & Wilson Ave. Every fourth parked auto had plates from KY, TN, etc.

The neighborhood around Roscoe, Damen & Lincoln Ave. was a German enclave with great German bierstubes frequented by Area 6 detectives. In recent years, it has become gentrified and renamed "Roscoe Village".

Contrary to 6:09 PM, this neighborhood never had any concentrations from Appalachia.

While I wouldn't phrase it as directly as the above poster, I too now ignore any post that uses that "politically-correct" mouthful "African-American" and "European-American". This is the bombastic bullshit of a pretentious asshole. "Black" and "white" are perfectly respectful.

2/26/2006 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i saw seiser doing the cabbage patch dance over on north avenue and central. the beeeeyatches were getting all hot! when he finished dancing, seiser drank a whole bottle of wild irish rose. Go on wit yo bad self seiser!!!!

2/26/2006 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous HMFIC said...

I am offended by the term "cracker".

I do not eat matza. I do not hit people/folks in the head with a stick. I am not salty, thin and pale. I prefer you call me by my original racial epithet.

Honkey MotherF*%ker In Charge

2/26/2006 08:03:00 PM  
Anonymous HMFIC said...

and by the way Mal,

Call me a honkey would you! That "EA" stuff just ain't keepin' it real enough for me.

Now go fuck yourself.

2/26/2006 08:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am offended by the term "bohunk."

My name is not "Bo" and the dude who played him in Dukes of Hazzard is soem country singin christian wannabe actor now.

I'm not a hunk because I'm a woman!

Although I am traumized because this weekend I purchased oen fo those shopping carts that lil old ladies use and now need to buy a BABUSHKA!!!

Damn... and so young...

2/26/2006 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am offedned by the term "Mule."
if they dont have hoofs and walk on all fours, then dont lump them into my family!

2/26/2006 08:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im offended by the term "Dog."
us canines don't want them lumped in with us either!

2/26/2006 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous k-9 bart said...



2/26/2006 08:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember a it takes a donkey to make a mule.

2/26/2006 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am offended by the term " fuck the police"

although your mama didnt seem to mind it when i was knocking them boots in your daddys bed.

you know who you are...

... and before you think of a clever come back, remember if the shoe fits wear it.

oh and one last thing seiser got sloppy seconds. ;-)

2/26/2006 09:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am offended by the term "berWYN!"

Godzilla vs. the Gila Monster doesn't scare me. Although the Killer Tomato rolling my way would do it.

I once drank so much and ended up sleeping with a guy that looked just like Svengoolie.

Am a supporter for the rights of rubber chickens.

Stay up late watching regular tv to catch D-rated horror flicks.

2/26/2006 09:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bush bicycle crash report. . .

HE MAY be the most powerful man in the world, but proof has emerged that President George Bush cannot ride a bike, wave and speak at the same time.

Here are the remarkable details of one of the most memorably bizarre episodes of the Bush presidency: the day he crashed into a Scottish police constable while cycling in the grounds of Gleneagles Hotel.

The incident, which will do little to improve Bush's accident-prone reputation, began when he took to two wheels for a spot of early-evening exercise during last year's G8 summit at the Perthshire resort.

After a hard day's discussion with fellow world leaders, the president was looking for some relaxation. Instead, he ended up the subject of a police report in which the leader of the free world was described, in classic police language, as a "moving/falling object".

It was "about 1800 hours on Wednesday, 6 July, 2005" that a detachment of Strathclyde police constables, in "Level 2 public order dress [anti-riot gear]," formed a protective line at the gate at the hotel's rear entrance, in case demonstrators penetrated the biggest-ever security operation on Scottish soil.

The official police incident report states: "[The unit] was requested to cover the road junction on the Auchterarder to Braco Road as the President of the USA, George Bush, was cycling through." The report goes on: "[At] about 1800 hours the President approached the junction at speed on the bicycle. The road was damp at the time. As the President passed the junction at speed he raised his left arm from the handlebars to wave to the police officers present while shouting 'thanks, you guys, for coming'.

He then proceeded to crash into the group of police officer standing by.

2/26/2006 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To those to young to Mayor of chicago Jane Byrne was the best thing that could have happen to regular rank and file officers....this LADY took care of the POLICE!!!!

2/26/2006 10:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is this Seiser that all you inside joke comedians talk about constantly?

2/26/2006 11:40:00 PM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

More Seiser fun here

He is a legend in 025, and an asset in 024.

2/26/2006 11:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


2/27/2006 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous sir donkey said...

Don't ever equate me to a mule again!

2/27/2006 02:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SEISER is the word for god, on the lips of all officers.

2/27/2006 02:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Off topic, but there was a study group for the srgt exam at UIC this weekend and the cpd were the only people using the parking garage, the rest of the campus was empty. Why do the UIC police insist on hammering us with parking tickets in the garage, for offenses like "backing into space"? knowing that these were off duty police. The 012 district is always backing those guys up when they need an assist, so I guess this is the way they thank us."
It wasn't the UIC police it was parking enforcement. I saw it with my own two eyes. You know the guys with little yellow lights...that ride 2 deep to write parking tickets.

2/27/2006 03:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


...or you can go and kiss Seiser's ring and he'll get them non-suited for ya.

... or you can wait the year and a half until you get promoted then you can pay the tickets with your raise.

2/27/2006 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you keep getting tickets for backing into the parking spots, DON'T BACK IN ANYMORE!!!!!

2/27/2006 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But Boogie always backs in!!!

2/27/2006 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How come Seiser looks like Roe Conn?

2/27/2006 07:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

those tickets are what about 5 bucks or 10 just pay them or they will double.. those fuckers got me too

2/27/2006 08:45:00 PM  
Anonymous 1-900-WAKE-UP! said...

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2/27/2006 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous THOM PAINE said...

There's nothin' better than "good-old-fashioned PO-leecin" and "good-old-american-know how"... hah-haw! Two great fakes that go great together

2/27/2006 09:58:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

Enough with the huge posts. Get your own blog and get your own readers. STOP annoying ours.

2/27/2006 10:19:00 PM  
Anonymous cute p.o. said...

TO 2/27 4:29 ---------Boogie.....( i'm surprised you are talking about my dream hunk from the AREA 2 GUN TEAM )can back into ME ANYTIME.

2/28/2006 01:25:00 AM  

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