Saturday, February 18, 2006

If We Had A Nickel ...

... for every time we dreamt this headline after seeing what alcohol does to your brain, we'd be trillionaires:
and the story doesn't get any better for this poor bastard after that:
  • When the deputy searched Zahn's vehicle, he found a pig in the backseat, an empty fifth of vodka, an unopened 12-pack of beer and an insulated cup.
  • When asked what he was doing in the parking lot, the complaint said Zahn told the trooper, "I had a fight with my woman and didn't want to cause any trouble." A strong odor of intoxicants was coming from inside the vehicle.
This is a true story. What's unbelievable is the shellacking this guy is going to get at work for the next 20 years. He must be a real winner if after leaving, all he could get was livestock. Hat tip to Ace of Spades


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting web page.

2/18/2006 02:29:00 PM  
Blogger Crimefile said...

Adopt a retired cop today!

2/18/2006 03:00:00 PM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

501 with a Pig - sounds like a typical Saturday night traffic stop on 2523's beat!

"I drink, I drive - I go home now. You nice office. Please to go home."

The highest BAC I ever saw on an arrest was .325 - the Polish must have an extra compartment on their livers. I was amazed.

2/18/2006 03:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


2/18/2006 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous cunningham said...


2/18/2006 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is SEISER? I'm sick of those first grader posts.

2/18/2006 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser is the one who runs it!

2/18/2006 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I checked out the site, they have made a ton of money from the city (police cases). Even P/O'S ask for representation from these sharks. Only green matters to these people, they will sue at any chance.

Take a second and go on that site it is interesting like 02:29:44 pm posted

Be careful / stay safe

2/18/2006 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting web page.

Interesting web page,read the one on Jeremy Kunz,he's living proof that stealing a car and running from the police is like winning the lotto.

Of course what they don't tell you about those huge settlements is how much goes into their pocket.
But then again give homie enough so he can buy an Escalade with 20's on it and some dope and he be happy.

2/18/2006 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old Indian adage goes, "don't judge a man before you walk a mile in his moccasins". I've been fishing in Wisconsin the better part of fifty years and I'd be hard pressed to distinguish between a pig and the typical heifer cheesehead living in the Northland. It's as bad as Beverly!!!

2/18/2006 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loevy are weasels getting rich from criminals....Interesting someone posted their web address here. My suggestion is we say nothing here they can use in their next...or current law suit. They are devious enough to post here and then wait for comments they can use....just a thought.

2/18/2006 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser says, I'm the Best, Vote for me! A chicken in every pot? A pot for every chicken. Ah, screw you, and your chicken. Let's just smoke pot!

2/18/2006 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to get off topic, well no I'm not.
It looks like the city is getting ready to pay out more millions for more bullshit detective work from our fabulous detective division for the only way they know how to do police work. Grab a minority and beat a confession out of him. SCC who's gonna pay for this bullshit. Oh wait! Me and you. That's who. Who's responsible for this bullshit. Well I like to start with the moron taxpayers who keep reelecting guys like Richie, Stroger, Sheehan to office. Then I blame the politicians. But I have to also blame us. The police department. Do we have the worst bosses and detectives in the nation? I'm asking because it seem that we pay out more for bullshit like this than anywhere else in the country. We already have the worst clearance rate in the country (well only when you look at statistics). It seems we also have the most law suits/ overturned conviction rate, you name it. It looks like the detective division is staffed by a bunch of monkeys. Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me Detroit, washington D.C. or New Orleans are worse. Maybe it's just that the media and the legal system don't like Chicago Police detectives. I will say that the supervisors certainly deserve some blame. No doubt this goes on with their consent. I just want someone to tell me that it goes on everywhere it's just that because your on CPD it seems like it happens more in Chicago.

2/18/2006 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous gotHAM? said...

wow... tomorrow morning when i have my breakfast, i'll never be able to look at the bacon the same way anymore.

btw: it's freaking frigid outside and i'm stuck indoors. when is the crap gonna go anyway...

2/18/2006 07:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2/18/2006 06:48:42 PM

What specific incident are you talking about?

2/18/2006 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PS..the pig was tired of the wifes BS also..and jumped into the car on its own....1paul squad 1paul..

a Sgt paid 20 bucks to get on the paper??..WTF..LMAO

2/18/2006 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of animals I just saw booboo got paid for false murder confessions in Area 4. Who the hell wants to be a dick anymore? Just ride beat car answer jobs and go home to family fuck this department and its clearance rates.....

2/18/2006 09:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Sheriff Sheahan said...

Go to Lodge 9 web site and tell jailguards they are NOT police!!!!!
FOP lodge 9 fuck you!!!!!

2/18/2006 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

two CPD officers arrested for selling steriods

2/18/2006 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop your bullshit rumor mongering BITCH!

2/18/2006 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey fuck face check it out they worked in the fugitive apprehension unit dumbfuck

2/18/2006 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO Clueless in Chicago:
"It looks like the city is getting ready to pay out more millions for more bullshit detective work from our fabulous detective division for the only way they know how to do police work. Grab a minority and beat a confession out of him. 2/18/2006 06:48:42 PM"

Hey, Einstein, I'm going to bet you're not the police or, better yet, you have not worked the street since your D.O.A. Did you ever think that more than a few of the morons that come in here -MAKE SHIT UP! To them, it is about getting out from under a serious felony. To us, it is about doing the best job possible with the tools that we have to work with. And we, in the Detective Division, are the ones who will get your ass out of trouble when you're sliding down the slope for some stupid crap that you do.

2/18/2006 11:01:00 PM  
Anonymous inner circle said...

Bad boys, bad boys,
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do,
When we come for you...

2/18/2006 11:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


The video game, "25 To Life" is due out in stores this month. The object of this game is to KILL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS!

The National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial Fund is putting together an on-line petition to boycott this game. Please go to their website,, and sign the petition. Also, please encourage your friends and family to do the same.

Lets take a stand for what is right....please visit the Memorial website and sign the petition in memory of all of our fallen officers.

2/19/2006 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember how much publicity
"Ice-T" got for the rap song
"Cop Killer"

May be better to contact the pension funds and have them pull any investments from the company that produces this and any merchant that carries it.

Then lobby, or threaten to lobby to have strict controls on any violent video game, and not mention this particular game by name.

It was good to hear that anti-2nd Amendment Radio Shack was closing 4-600 stores. I don't shop there, if they do carry this sort of game, maybe we can help them close some more stores.

2/19/2006 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh great--- MORE self plugging from CRIMEFILE. I honor you CRIMEFILE-- the enema king!!!

2/19/2006 01:55:00 AM  
Blogger Malcolm X's little brother said...

Even I (okay, now all you European-Americans please sit down) thinks the 6:48 poster is a goof. I suspect:

a.) he is not even the police
b.) is an intoxicated officer
c.) an officer looking to get a reaction

Sure, there are dog ass dicks, like everything else in life. I think the days of dicks KNOWINGLY putting an innocent guy in jail are just about over, compared to the "old days."

Yet (I now get back on my soapbox) KNOW there are TONS and TONS of racist European-American officers on this job and that makes me weep. To deny there are many is a lie.

2/19/2006 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous 2 Sides to every story said...

Hey Malcolm:

There are also many of your Brothers ans Sisters who are racist. To deny there are many is a lie.

2/19/2006 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:48 is the police. 6:48 really doesn't give a shit about what some dectectvie thinks he/she is going to do for them when they blow away pookie because he pointed a loaded screwdriver/hammer at them (I take it that's what 11:01 is talking about). Thanks anyway 11:01. All 6:48 is saying is that the dicks cry all day long about the ASA's, patrol division, and then you turn around and there's another case that was made on a confession- by the way little Malcolm it was 1997, not 1977. Then it turns out the confession was from someone beating the shit out of someone till they confessed. Have things changed? I don't know? It sure as shit doesn't seem like they've changed. I just want to know do I as tax payer pay more money than all the other tax payers in the country for B.S. like this. Or maybe we should be glad we don't live in Robbins and Ford Heights. Ya that's it I should be glad I don't live in Robbins and Ford Heights. They're 0 for 5 last year. By the way, how much more are we getting ready to pay out? How many more cases are there pending? Jesse Jackson doesn't give a shit because he and all his homies think it's the funniest shit in world. They know a lot of these people are getting more money then they would ever make in their life time.

2/19/2006 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Malcolm, take your "european american" bullshit and shove it up your ass. Or better yet, take a native Turk and a native Greek (or a Protestent Irishman and a Catholic Irishman, or a German and a Frenchman.......) and put them in a room together and see what happens.

Go fuck yourself.



2/19/2006 02:57:00 PM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

Amen! Can I get a witness!?!?

2/19/2006 08:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man I gotta buy that "25 to life game" That sounds like a fun game. Does it come with different cities to run around in?

2/20/2006 01:34:00 PM  

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