Sunday, February 05, 2006

We Wish We Could Quit You Sarge!

Sorry about this, but it had to be done:

74 Comments:

Blogger surlypenguin said...

Does this mean she gets to go up on stage if the movie wins an Oscar?

2/05/2006 12:34:00 AM  
Blogger Crimefile said...

Cris needs to get an agent and work out a deal to sell her image! She'd get rich aound here!

2/05/2006 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous SIR DONKEY said...

1611 sucks...sorry.

2/05/2006 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous SIR DONKEY said...

Yeah- But 1611 3rd watch....well you know already!

2/05/2006 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous 1611 said...

Sir Donkey sucks...not sorry.

2/05/2006 02:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the REAL Sir Donkey is gone. This one is a Usurper. Fuck him/her!

2/05/2006 02:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suggestion, get a cast picture from CAR 54 and put Chris in it, post it on the Al Lewis thread.

2/05/2006 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear Chris is having a promotional party for herself...invitations say "Camera Optional"

2/05/2006 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the hat

2/05/2006 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crimefile is a sell out.

Stay on your own blog you police hating liberal.

2/05/2006 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that a picture of 023 district lot after checkoff?

2/05/2006 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous P.O. fudgepacker said...

That's unfair. Almost half of the BOYSTOWN Dist. are straight...not that there's anything wrong with that.

2/05/2006 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard they gonna have 025's border moved up to Irving Park Rd. This will help you fools who live on 1631's beat. Now you cry-baby cops can watch your own homes. But hey, its Superbowl sunday so many of you wil probably be up there anyway.

2/05/2006 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its Superbowl Sunday! Lets see how many cops act the fool tonight. LOVE to hear about you dummies doing the dumb. Gonna pass the hat like always?

2/05/2006 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is unbelievable that a copper is bitching about 1631 leaving their beat to catch a burglar. I live at Harlem and Higgins. Thanks guys!

2/05/2006 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anybody catch Crimefile on A&E Americcan Justice last night?

2/05/2006 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is that the moron who went to the beat meeting and told the citizens they have no police service....

it's gonna suck to be him

2/05/2006 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY - I'm first!!

2/05/2006 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I type kinda slow....

2/05/2006 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is way off the post: but curiosity got the best of me....the reported death of 12 drug addicts on the south side of Chicago, how will the CPD classify these death, seeing that the narcotic is either tainted or a bit purer then usual...will these be consider homicides or what?

2/05/2006 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Have it Better Than Most (I guess) said...

No, good for 1631 for helping out...they should...Now if they could just stop avoiding stuff on their beat

2/05/2006 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

here is the link on the puke that kidded the copper in arkansas...he was the one who also shot up the gay bar. what a piece of shit....rot in hell motherF*&Ker!!


http://www.myspace.com/Jakejekyll

2/05/2006 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sorry killed...on above post

2/05/2006 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

. . . Gonna pass the hat like always?
2/05/2006 08:44:34 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Absolutely, for everyone but you!

2/05/2006 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The cop killer story.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060205/ap_on_re_us/gay_bar_shooting

2/05/2006 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12 dead from tainted heroin? Best news I've heard today!!!!!!!!

2/05/2006 01:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Atleast the cop went to his beat meeting and complained, good for him, and no I am not him I live on 1611 bt. I heard they suck too.

2/05/2006 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous 016 worker said...

I was at that Bt. meeting what a tool that cop is, calling out that no beat cars up in front of everyone. If he was a man (lil bitch) he would have spoke to us in private not pull a stunt like he did. I would tell him to bid to 016 and do some work but it looks like he is a two year wonder and wouldnt have the time to make the bid. Next time keep your mouth shut and let the police do their job. I wouldnt be calling for service if I were you, would be a dam shame if alot of street stops were being done at that time. Stay safe brothers

2/05/2006 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have traveled the world and have found that only Americans are the worst boors out there. While in Japan never saw gun violence. Americans must be the crap of the world. Lazy, fat, and trigger happy. The U.N. should push for a world disarment. Americans are scared of their own shadows! They build crummy cars, build cheap houses and produce stupid kids.

2/05/2006 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lazy, fat, and trigger happy..........Yet we still run the world. Fuck off Eurotrash.

2/05/2006 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 09:21:50 am
Yes, he is trying to get an inmate (Debbie Milke) who killed her 4 year old child off of Az. death row because someone played a tape to the jury in the jury room. The tape was of the killers sister basically saying what a piece of s%#@ she is. I'd be wary of commenting to crimefile in the future.

2/05/2006 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the dick licker at 1:43....funny you say all this, like every other European immigrant that lives here, yet YOU still ive here, and YOU live in one of those 'crappy' houses that are built here. And stupid kids, hopefully your raising one here so it turns out just like us. Go back to your third world country and leave us the fuck alone. By the way, try going on a ride along with one of us, maybe in like 011, 007 or 015, then you can see how fucked up our job can be and get a clue what its ike to live in a busy place. You disgust me!!!

2/05/2006 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is he a tool? Because he called your lazy ass out? Do some work and earn your pay. If he would have talked to you in private would it have made a difference?? No you'd walk away and tell your other lazy ass partners "Fuck that young prick! I got more time on the shitter than he does on the street blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah." If you got that much time retire lazy ass. You got a nice beat to work so work it.

2/05/2006 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you know what surprises the shit out of me. The coppers from 016 who blast the other copper at the beat meeting for calling you out, gee I guess if you were doing your job he wouldn't have called you out and the other thing is that i'm pretty sure that a lot of the coppers who work in 016 live in 016 so why wouldn't you want to work. Protect your investment you live here too. By the way I agree with 3:23. Do your fucking job, and know I don't live on 31's beat.

2/05/2006 03:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh and one more thing Bone needs to be D/C, thats for sure he could teach you a few things.

2/05/2006 03:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

Listen, let me qualify what I'm about to say by telling you I have never met that hitney chick before. What she did was stupid and has already probably caused her a lot of grief. I'm sure when the lawsuits from the Midway incident shift into full gear she will get more grief. She did something many coppers have done before, take pictures of a crime scene. She took it a step further by e-mailing them which was stupid. That all being said......SCC.....LET IT GO! It was funny at first but now you are almost acting like the mainstream media. You have your target in sight and will not let it go. I think you made your point. You are just making yourself look juvenile now. You run a good board here. Don't drag it down.

2/05/2006 04:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was at that Bt. meeting what a tool that cop is, calling out that no beat cars up in front of everyone. If he was a man (lil bitch) he would have spoke to us in private not pull a stunt like he did. I would tell him to bid to 016 and do some work but it looks like he is a two year wonder and wouldnt have the time to make the bid. Next time keep your mouth shut and let the police do their job. I wouldnt be calling for service if I were you, would be a dam shame if alot of street stops were being done at that time. Stay safe brothers

2/05/2006 01:29:47 PM

Why would he come to you, you are part of the problem ernie ?

2/05/2006 04:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is a citizen, he has a right to attend his beat meetings and voice his concerns. Why should he come to you in private? His choice to come to the meeting and out you in public has obviously been much more effective. If he was wrong then I don't see a problem, just show him or her the evidence and correct them.

2/05/2006 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What did he say or do? They had the same thing happen in 025, a recruit got up and started bumrapping the coppers. A CR was generated and he was fired.

2/05/2006 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well I know the hitney chick and from day 1 she has used her tits to get her where she wants to go. She's an asslicker and would put out to get a plum spot.

2/05/2006 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That CR story is pure bullshit. Another copper who blindly repeats what he heard. Yeah, I know its true because you heard it more than once.

2/05/2006 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 2/05/2006 06:33:28 PM


I'm the one who posted earlier. As I said I don't know her and if what you say is true then she is wrong for using her "Assets". that being said I still think the photo shop cutting and pasting is getting old. furthermore if she is using her "Assets" there is a male boss somewhere letting her get away with it. she is wrong but that boss is also to blame (especially if he is married). If the Bosses who pulled that crap, male and female, where called out more maybe people would not get away with their B.S. I know, I'm living in a dream world. sorry I'm watching the superbowl and my numbers are not coming in. for entertainment purposes only of course.

2/05/2006 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does Ernie show up to the beat meetings as drunk as he usually shows up to work?

This is a guy who wore a six-gun the day he stepped out of the academy...except he came on in 1993 and already knew everything!

2/05/2006 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2/05/2006 07:15:31 PM

One day the shit is going to hit the fan with one of these side broads. She'll win a big sexual harassment suit against the city or some angry husband will whack a boss. In this litigious society its insane to let all these bosses run around fucking people that work for them. Corporate America and the military long since put a stop to this behavior. It might go on, but you're done if it comes out. This job will continue to be the sexual playground of of bosses until shit breaks bad. And no, I'm not angry or jealous. I'm just amazed that we have 21st century policing jammed down our throats (no pun) while supervisors and bosses carry on like its 1950.

2/05/2006 07:38:00 PM  
Anonymous beat team leader 016 said...

I was the one that made a comment at beat meeting other night. I just asked a question why no beat cars on mids 4 or 5 days a week almost always on Fri and Sat when it seems busiest? I made no reference to beat cars, I couldnt pick them out of lineup if I had to or badmouth any coppers personally cause that wasnt my point. If I have to live in this shithole city with my family and pay taxes up the ass I think asking for beat car to atleast be UP isnt asking too much. Im not bumrappin 1631 just people who decide to down my beat car. Whoever made comment dont call police fuck you you must not be much of a copper anyways. People like to bitch alot on here but noone does anything.....

2/05/2006 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does Ernie show up to the beat meetings as drunk as he usually shows up to work?

This is a guy who wore a six-gun the day he stepped out of the academy...except he came on in 1993 and already knew everything!

2/05/2006 07:26:17 PM

he is a great copper just ask him. and that is true about the 6 shooter

2/05/2006 08:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does Ernie show up to the beat meetings as drunk as he usually shows up to work?

This is a guy who wore a six-gun the day he stepped out of the academy...except he came on in 1993 and already knew everything!

2/05/2006 07:26:17 PM

he is a great copper just ask him. and that is true about the 6 shooter

2/05/2006 08:21:52 PM


i believe he was like a dispatcher before coming on and he was using that date of hire to try to justify wearing a six shooter

2/05/2006 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have been on the job for 5 years, Female, of course, I have great assets and I use them any chance I get. RU jealous.

2/05/2006 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bone is a boner....standing on the street corner telling everyone what he did at Autozone....good job but no need to be a braggart....have some class

2/05/2006 09:11:00 PM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

God bless 1611 (all watches), 1631, TRU and SOS.

Prayers and thoughts for PO Jim Sell and his family.

May the piece of shit that murdered him be burning in Hell, as I type.

Stay safe!

2/05/2006 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what's wonderful about The United States of America?
Our Constitution! It was designed and written for the least of us Americans. So go ahead and ramble on Mr 01:43 you can do that!!!
I bask in the freedom that eminates from her, while you ramble on. Don't forgot in your ramblings that you take the time to thank those that died in honor of her and those men and women out there who swore and took an oath to protect her. Sorry you're not having as much fun here as you would back home in your bread line. Really too bad. Well I'll let you go back to you're ramblings, while the rest of us enjoy our freedom and liberties.

2/05/2006 10:09:00 PM  
Anonymous I WAS THERE said...

Anonymous said...
What did he say or do? They had the same thing happen in 025, a recruit got up and started bumrapping the coppers. A CR was generated and he was fired.
2/05/2006 06:27:30 PM

Incorrect! The incident occurred on 27 MAR 03 at Beat 2534's Beat meeting. The idiot in question was a recruit living on the 4200 block of Kamerling. Yes, that lovely block, home to many $#!theads and the site of much dope trafficking, agg batts, homicides, police shootings, 10-1's etc.

Anyway, PPO Pell****o, stood up and identified himself as a police recruit and apologized to some piece of garbage dweller of the 1400 Block of Kolin who was previously cited in the week for animal violations in relation to her pit bull running free and biting a 74 year old woman in the thigh. Her dog did not do it, she didn't have the money to quarantine him, he is going to be put down, yada yada yada. PPO Pell****o was appalled by the story this woman described of how she was harassed by the R/O's and described the officers as "bad apples" and stated they would not be allowed to "spoil the bunch".

It's all true folks and the good old F/4 sergeant (of the infamous 025 CR lineups) allowed this to continue unabated. I enjoyed witnessing it immensely and I wrote some of the best paper of my career on his CR# in a vain attempt hoping the city would not keep this kid.

Alas, all my efforts were futile and I happened to run into dickwad one fine day while on an assist for an M/1 with a gun on the 4300 blocks of Potomac/Crystal. He was moping around in the alley as a recruit in 015. I wonder how PPO Pell****o felt about an M/1 running loose with a handgun not more than two blocks away from his crib in da hood. Good thing for him the young guys in 025 were on top of their game and caught the mope and recovered the pistol.

Anyway, gentlemen the moral of the story is don't believe everything you hear and the city rarely ever fires any one who deserves it. Stay safe and need I remind you to never fuck over another copper.

2/05/2006 10:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I usually do not post anything on this site unless it is usefull / positive for all of us. Today I saw the "P/O'S" who work Beat 1611 on 3rd watch and all I could say is, "Oh my God please help us!"

Stay Safe / God Bless us all!

2/05/2006 11:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All Bone did was assist the 025th District guys who were there staking out the place for 1 1/2 hours and in position at the front doors waiting for the Armed offenders to come out 5 minutes before him and his partner arrived. All did a great job......

2/06/2006 12:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the poster at 4:35:03 and 7:15:31-

LIGHTEN UP! First, those pictures are the funniest damn thing about this site. And I am sure that SCC is not making these Photoshop beauties up, as readers are sending them in.

And if you think that her police career will be affected by all of this, you are dead wrong. Just watch where she gets assigned as a new sergeant and how long it takes her to get back to 35th St. after a brief stint on the street.

And if you still object to the humor, FUCK YOU!

2/06/2006 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If she doesn't stay in patrol long enough for a cup of coffee then its hunting season on her. don't ever feel sorry for someone with juice, because they don't feel sorry for you.

2/06/2006 01:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I usually do not post anything on this site unless it is usefull / positive for all of us. Today I saw the "P/O'S" who work Beat 1611 on 3rd watch and all I could say is, "Oh my God please help us!"
Stay Safe / God Bless us all!
2/05/2006 11:36:14 PM
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And if someone looked at you, they could say the same, "Oh my God please help us!" Who cares what they look like. Just because they don't fit the mainstream of what you think a PO should look like. Lets address if they do their job or not and only that. Stop talking about how people look. And until this Dept institutes a fitness test for all PO's don't talk about ones weight either. Do they do their job. End of story.

2/06/2006 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is SCC!

2/06/2006 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WAH WAH WAH!!!!!!!!

I'm sick of you 016th district residents bitching about police service. You sound just like the whinnig liberals I gotta listen to at beat meatings in 024.

"WAAAAAAH! There's no sqaud cars on my block. WAAAAAH! 1611 3rd Watch sucks. WAAAAH! I live in a home valued at $475,000, that has no finished basement, only two bedrooms, needs a new roof, foundation leaks, and has no garage. WAAAAAH!"

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, AND START POLICING YOUR OWN SHIT!

If I ever call 911, it'll be to say that I just shot the motherfucker breaking into my garage.

BITCHES!!!!

2/06/2006 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I ever call 911, it'll be to say that I just shot the motherfucker breaking into my garage.

BITCHES!!!!

2/06/2006 01:52:45 PM

Might want to check out the use of force guidelines.

2/06/2006 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, blow it out your ass, Know-it-all. I was being facisious. Besides, what you know about the use of force model I could write on the back of my hand.

2/06/2006 04:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All of you on Hitney's case wouldn't be jealous because she made sergent legitimately(not by merit), and you couldn't, legit or by merit, would you?

2/06/2006 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 7:06

You would be hard pressed to find one copper that is jealous of her...sergeant or not....she made a complete ass out of herself and gave the whole police dept. a black eye by clowning for that camera....no one is saying she is a bad person and there are dumber people in the world, but should she be an example as a supervisor to other police officers...is she qualified to be a sergeant after spending most of her career in HQ? The real police will be lucky if HQ takes her back quickly

2/06/2006 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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2/06/2006 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, blow it out your ass, Know-it-all. I was being facisious. Besides, what you know about the use of force model I could write on the back of my hand.

2/06/2006 04:15:19 PM

Might want to write FACETIOUS on the back of your hand also. your knowledge really impresses me

2/07/2006 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....She's a better stand in then P.O., Ummm I mean Sgt. She is useless like her husband. I think he is staring in the sequel to Brokeback Mountain ....Brokeback Hill.

2/07/2006 02:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT IDIOTS,,,ONLY IN AMERICA........
GAY OLYMPICS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT

2/07/2006 03:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to the SUPER COP FROM 024,
try doing your fucking job and forget about being a super cop off duty. I know in 024 its soooo fucking stressful but I hope you can deal with it. You must be a tact guy.........

2/07/2006 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FOR THE BEAT MEETING IN 016:
If everyone is so stirred up because a copper asked a valid question, then why are other po's from 016 trying to sweep this thing under the rug? Basically here's the point: THE CITY TAKES A BEAT CAR FROM 016 AND REASSIGNS THEM TO 025 OR 011, THIS IS A CONTRACT VIOLATION, not to mention UNSAFE....im sure those coppers put into other places know their way through the neighborhood....hopefully they dont get into a pursuit or shooting......To the 016th coppers': Dont sit back and let this shit happen...call this union you pay so dearly for in monthly dues. I dont blame a TAXPAYER for speaking out. HEY 016 HAVE YOU GOT ANY LEADS ON 1611's ARMED HOME INVASION AND CRIM SEX ASSAULT THAT HAPPENED AT HARlem/MILWAUKEE......START DOING YOUR JOBS AND STOP EATING GYROS AT NICKS!

2/07/2006 06:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TAXPAYERS NEED ANSWERS......Maybe they should make more coppers in 016 including beat cars work 8 months a year from 8pm - 4 am........then they can get a taste on how other cops in other districts work.........you work in 016 then get ready to answer up to taxpayers thet know something about POLICE work..namely other coppers'...noone cares about mo's house of horrors'...WE CARE ABOUT OUR AREAS.....IF YOU CANT HANDLE THIS SHIT THAN BID TO 007,015 ETC...UNTIL THAT GET READY BECAUSE IM PUSHINGFOR MORE COPS TO GOTO THEIR BEAT MEETINGS.....Y SHOULD WORKING COPS BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE ALL THE TIME...ITS ABOUT TIME WE START HOLDING YOU GUYS IN CUSH DISTS ACCOUNTABLE..........DEAL WITH IT 016!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/07/2006 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

im with the guy above..............Its an all out assault on beat meetings in 016..........GET READY IM CALLING MY ALDERMAN........whats the ISLE'S PHONE NUMBER..............
CITIZEN: IS ALD DOHERTY THERE?
ISLE: NOPE HE'S IN A MEETING...
CITIZEN: CAN I LEAVE A MSG?
ISLE: OOPS DID I SAY HE WAS IN A MEETING?...I MEANT HE'S NOT HERE....
CITIZEN: CAN YOU CHECK?
(HEAR ALOUD TO PATRONS IN THE BAR)ISLE: ..BRIAN DOHERTY ARE YOU HERE?
(OVERHEARD): IF THATS MY WIFE TELL HER IM IN A MEETING.......
CITIZEN: HELLO...ANYONE...HELLO?


CLICK...................

THIS WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CITIZENS FOR ERNIE BROWN FO MAYA!!!

2/07/2006 06:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 2/07/2006 06:11:23 PM ,

Hey, were you at my last beat meeting???

And I think SOMEBODY is jealous of tact......

2/08/2006 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on, you dont have to use the phone to call your alderman.....I think your bar stool is right next to his over at the Isle!

2/10/2006 03:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the copper that spoke up at the beat metting in 016...GOOD FOR YOU!!!

2/10/2006 03:14:00 AM  

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