You'll Never Take Me Alive!
According to AP, osama bin laden has vowed never to be taken alive. OK. We shall agree never to take you alive then.
Osama also says that the US has resorted to the same repressive tactics employed by saddam. Well, we didn't know that saddam had been making naked prisoner pyramids and putting underwear on prisoner's heads, but in the case of osama, we'd consent to using an industrial sized plastic shredder just to prove a point.
We hope that US Special Forces may be getting close to fulfilling osama's vow if he is preparing his followers for life without his leadership.
Osama also says that the US has resorted to the same repressive tactics employed by saddam. Well, we didn't know that saddam had been making naked prisoner pyramids and putting underwear on prisoner's heads, but in the case of osama, we'd consent to using an industrial sized plastic shredder just to prove a point.
We hope that US Special Forces may be getting close to fulfilling osama's vow if he is preparing his followers for life without his leadership.
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
25 Comments:
i'd love to see our tropps posing with his corpse laid out for all to see. no wait then the democrats would say that were violating his rights, i only wish i could be there to stick the knife in him myself, then we'll see how tough he really is. im sure he'll go crying like a baby or take the cowards way out like hitler did.
1677 crap is old. Transfer to 016 then you asses.
YOU WILL NEVER FIND OSAMA!
bin laden is most likley bunking out at the white house. then whenever he films one of his videos, just uses different back drops...
Man, that Osama is hiding out in the basement at 4301 W. North. Saw him with some Johnnie walker black label.
Some liberal lawyers have already formulated a defense strategy for OBL, should he be taken alive.
One of the more creative ones is to claim that there is no direct evidence linking OBL to the 9/11 murders.
OBL's brother has offered to pay for OBL's legal defense and has said publicly that since they were 2 of 54 brothers and sisters, they were 'neglected' and suffered 'emotional scarring' - OBL's brother claims that their father 'beat them' .... You can see where the defense would go - they'd claim PTSS (post-traumatic stress syndrom) as the reason why OBL's "religiosity" was ignited and he felt he was a Messenger for Allah and was not in a normal state of mind when making decisions.
If US forces get a hold of him, they're better off killing him slowly - the slower the better. It'd save us all from having to see anther court TV circus.
i heard Osama was hiding out a Graceland driving Elvis' cars around.
Heard he is hiding out with 1631 3rd watch, both never to be found ever again.
Ya, cause he's dead already!
How can a man who needs constint dialysis care keep running from the world in some 4th World mountain range?
Soory, the Boggie Man passed away along time ago, and not my a US bullet or bomb.
Clinton blew it when they tried to hand him over to us in the late 90's.......... I think it was in Sudan?
Um, the kidney disalasis story has been proven to have been a Pakastani Intelligence misdirection ploy.
ATTENTION: Use that PDT you can see pending jobs. First go to MENU hit the EQ now enter a time prior to present. And the district. SEE IT WORKS! Now you can have lunch before that cluster 3 offender shoplifter gets dumped on you. Let those DOC cars do some jobs for once.
When Bin Laden is killed, it will be by an entire unit of soldiers similar to the way Pablo Escobar was. If any one person is given credit for his killing, that persons family will never be safe again. Escobar was shot during a gun fight and then each person there had to shoot him once so no one person was given credit/blame. Also the reward money was split. For those of you who think that finding one person in a country the size of Iraq and some of Pakistan, you should look at how big those countries are. I know on the news they only look 6-8 inches across, but thats not the case.
Allah Yo Momma said...
Heard he is hiding out with 1631 3rd watch, both never to be found ever again.
2/20/2006 10:19:43 AM
Very funny and very true.
I work in 013 and the last thing I need to worry about are pending jobs. I thank God anytime I get a job. It's usually the most exciting thing I get all week. Not ready to give it up for the ghetto though. Been there, done that.
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SCC,...my sincerest apologies to you.
I clicked on the wrong link and thought you (wrongly) deleted my reply to the douchebag who keeps telling us to avoid jobs on our beats, thereby screwing someone else.
I was a whole thread off.
I'm not drunk ( as some bitter boy claimed in another thread ) but at this point I may as well be since my name (or at least current moniker ) is now mud.
Again, I apologize, and feel free to delte this and the other nonsense I posted now...or you could just be cruel and leave for all to see....
* hangs head in shame, pours a drink *
We'll choose a compromise.
We deleted your rant at us. We'll leave the apology in place so your name isn't "mud" and people can see it was an honest mistake.
Fair enough?
Ah...you are truly a benevolent man.
May your 80/20's never grow tight, nor your star be retired!
May your wife never throw away your porn stash, nor your W/C be Chris H*tn*y!
May your drink never go empty, nor your options for safely getting home run dry!
May your hair never look like Eddie Mack's ( or Tom Weyland's ) nor your belly like "Willy The Whale's"!
All good things to you...
PS:
NOW I'm a bit tipsy! But my humble apologies remain! G'night Brother!
Eddie and Tom have hair?
what's going on in 013? i heard it's a slow district now.
Shhhhhhhhh.
013 is probably the busiest District I've ever worked in. We never stop going and sometimes never even get to stop for lunch. I go home at the end of the day exhausted because of the 20-30 jobs I have to handle everyday.
Hey, Wood St.:
I did not know that. Be especially careful out there. While I have little doubt you get a lot of bullshit jobs, I never realized how HAZARDOUS it is to work 013.
One year of working "the mean streets" of 013 is the same as a decade in Fillmore or Englewood. WOW!
LEFTIE: Just when the fuck are you going to pull your head out of your ass?
"The top military brass blew it the first month when they could have had him, but refused to send in ground troops to his spot. "
About the only thing that you can validly comment on about anything in this world is "blowing". Do us a favor; stay on your own blog, typing here takes too much time away from your glory hole customers!
Oh, got a quipy little comment, before you start, just pray-tell, in what branch of the Military did you serve? (No, Peace Corps does not count!) All I hear from you is "bitch, bitch, bitch..." I, and others have said this before: If you think the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, GO THERE! Do us a favor; spare us your bullshit panty-waste whining, and GO!
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