Sunday, March 26, 2006

Three Words

Child Safety Locks.

Little switches. Underside of the passenger doors. People usually stay where you want them to when you engage them, thereby sparing everyone a bunch of useless paper and embarrassing explanations.

Just thought we'd let you know.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

four more words: why this post now?

3/26/2006 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The instructions for the Sgt. Test stated that the test is for a Supervisor in the Patrol Division. I bet that most Sgts in patrol would have had a tough time with that exam.

3/26/2006 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

because there's a story in the slum times today. click the link in the story.

we can see you didn't pass the last dicks test. god help us if you passed the sgts test.

3/26/2006 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Level 3 holsters are to be required for all firearms carried by police. Most home shooting accidents are caused by off-duty police officers. They leave weapons just laying around their homes. Gangmembers in 016 are usually armed with their cop dads guns. Lets keep them locked up in the station.

3/26/2006 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Useless bandwidth too.

3/26/2006 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


You are a dumbass..

3/26/2006 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


LICK ME !!!!

3/26/2006 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 8:17,

99% percent of all shootings, in the home, outside of the home, during the commission of crmes, and when they're just plain happy, are caused by non-whites. And who cares.

3/26/2006 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds to me like this guy got out of the car Dukes of Hazzard style. He broke out the window, then managed to get out. It really didn't matter if the child lock was engaged or not. Where there's a will there's a way.

3/26/2006 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous ANDY said...


3/26/2006 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It sounds like our 021 prisoner broke the window, and reached outside of the window to open the door.

I don't think he crawled out the window. Unless he was 6-0 and 110, I highly doubt he could have gotten out of the window before the PO's reacted.

Check your doors everyone, SCC is right.'re an idiot

3/26/2006 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is it true the new head of the CFD is a SCAB

3/26/2006 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous fido said...

Vastly disproportionate numbers of African-Americans are cynophobes. Why is that?

3/26/2006 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

is it true the new head of the CFD is a SCAB

3/26/2006 11:47:46 AM

He could you really give a shit?

I know two people personally who came on CFD during the strike. Well, one actually. One is on the job and has dealth with a lot of bullshit by coming on during the strike. But it was take the job or not. He took it, and he's still here.

Another guy I knew personally was about to take it when all the FF's yelled and screamed about being scabs etc. He got off the bus and didn't take the job. The FF's cheered him and patted him on the back. Good boy!

The guy who didn't take the job, never did get the job. He's got a low paying job now and regrets not taking it when he had the chance. The guys patting him on the back forgot all about him.

I don't know what I would have done, but with the FF test being given every ten years, you have to really think it over. Besides, FF's and police are not supposed to strike, and when CFD did strike, I did not agree with them.

3/26/2006 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fido said...
Vastly disproportionate numbers of African-Americans are cynophobes. Why is that?

3/26/2006 12:02:14 PM

Hmmmmm? there is a word

don't have anything to do with Black people.

3/26/2006 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous the cynophile said...

cynophobia: morbid fear of dogs

sinophobia: morbid fear of Chinese

3/26/2006 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous confucius said...


(1) the check is in the mail

(2) I promise I won't cum in your mouth, and

(3) celebrate and embrace "diversity"

3/26/2006 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Confucius forgot #4:

"The CPD is on the legit".

3/26/2006 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sam Christianson's daughter just finished dispatcher training. She's told everyone that she has clout and will be moved into an office position soon so she didn't care about learning how to do the job right. Its hard enough to find a good dispatcher without adding one who soesn't give a shit how bad she is because daddy is going to take care of her. Daddy is putting street cops' lives on the line to take care of little Ariel.

3/26/2006 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sam "thank God my wife's my Clout" Christian. I'm Shocked-simply shocked.ygrcwl

3/26/2006 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Hay guess what district is all fucked up ?

answer !

1. albany park
2. 017
3. cmndr wanna be-jose's district

3/26/2006 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


For all you wanna be SGT's out there in test land GOOD-LUCK.
'Cause the city took your money
suckers !!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/26/2006 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Oh by the way SAM the DRUNK
or better known as I crashed my bike cause i'm a fuckin silly drunk still respects the working cop, yeah right sammy boy you were always a inside guy even you set up little boys, yeah we remeber what you did tooo bad the G - ain't on your ass.

3/26/2006 02:56:00 PM  
Anonymous affirmative bullshit said...

Charles Dulay, the D/C of 017 is of Filipino, not Hispanic ancestry.

3/26/2006 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous richie the ass ardvark said...

ask bueller he knows everything, he's the biggest hack on the southside.By the way, didn't the savage eat the kid for lunch yesterday, sorry mush!

3/26/2006 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck Seiser.......Isakson's run this beotch!!!

3/26/2006 04:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the guy broke out the window how would saftey locks help that?

3/26/2006 05:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


3/26/2006 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I stood next to that Capt. G when he was at the urinal. His pisser barely made it over his pants. Looked like a 1st grader taking a leak. And there was all kind of prickly heat like rash all over it. Poor guy. Must be related to Lt. Richie Scott.

3/26/2006 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

75% sure Lts and Det list out this friday...

3/26/2006 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Tony Sopranno said...

If you ain't got nothing nice to say, don't say it. From now on, Captain Glombicki and the Area 2 Gun Team are off limits for all negative comments.

3/26/2006 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Tony Soprano said...

I got ways to getting to SCC and finding out who's saying what. I own Chicago.

3/26/2006 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:47 I'm so sick of CFD with that scab bullshit! They all work as "scab" tradesmen on their off days. They ain't paying any dues and they are undercutting all of the union tradsemen. Oh, but that doesn't count?

3/26/2006 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic,

Happy anniversary to Class 90-1. 16 years down. Congrats to all who have made it this far.

3/26/2006 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

affirmative bullshit said...
Charles Dulay, the D/C of 017 is of Filipino, not Hispanic ancestry.
3/26/2006 02:59:18 PM
Better tell him that - I don't think he knows - he thinks he's Mexican.

3/26/2006 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3/26/2006 07:55:00 PM  
Anonymous messageinabottle said...

Seiser is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie (Sgt Hitney).

The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."

Seiser says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."

Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand.

Seiser continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."

Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him.

Seiser continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."

Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.

3/26/2006 08:06:00 PM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

0817 poster should go shoot himself - civilian troll

3/26/2006 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I might have to post this on each page for the next 20 years. This is just a reminder in case you were born yesterday.
I'm not complaining it's a great system and beats working in the private sector or what I like to call the 'real world' any day. Talk to anyone who has a private sector job about your pension. (pensions are extinct in the real world).
I love to hear people complain on here about how fucked up the city is, but when it comes to doing something they think Mark Donahue is going to pull some magic rabit out of his ass. That's the funniest shit there is. Talk about boycotting St. Judes and they start to get all weepy eyed.
Pretty soon they're talking about a ticket strike, but there are way too many suckups on the job to do that. Just look at the tact and gang teams. You think they're not gonna come in and make their numbers. And they're doing that just to work in plain clothes and drive an unmarked car. The police department is impotent and the bosses and politicians know it.
The mayor is sitting at home and his henchmen (Dignan and Joyce) hear about this blog and they say 'don't worry about the cops they're not gonna do nothin. There need their jobs'.
It's sad. Just sad.

3/26/2006 09:36:00 PM  
Anonymous beat copper said...

Why is it that whenever I think of the gutless political police brass, I fantasize about decapitation and strangulation by ligature?

Am I being disrespectful?

3/26/2006 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does little wee-wee Capt. Glombicki really have a daughter on the job? And I also stood next to him at a urinal... sometimes I think he stands there for an extended period of time to look at other dicks... and yes I peek and his was like 1/2 a pinky finger.

I guess if I had a dick that small I would be a crabby old cranky pompus asshole too.

3/26/2006 10:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quit picking on Capt. G., Lt. Richie

3/26/2006 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that 017 got a new elotes vendor. Name's dulay

3/26/2006 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Capt G. is just another merit fuck leave him in area 2 we dont want him in the districts. He'll just continuw to take care of those who r gumming his little prick.

3/26/2006 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't all of you spineless jerks stop the bullshit. You are just jealous that you couldn't make rank. Those college degrees don't mean shit unless you get your ass out there on the street and do your job. Degrees don't mean that you are "Gonna be a Sergeant". Have some strong work ethics and make it happen. And, if you have something to say about someone, at least have the balls to sign your name.

3/26/2006 11:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:59.57 put up or shut up I dont see you leaving your name either you fucking jerk. Deal with it moral is so low now everybody hates everybody. 1 merit promotion limit...where do I vote...

3/27/2006 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have balls and I can prove it. I am leaving my name you little sissy bitch. You got something to say, say it to my face, jerkoff!



3/27/2006 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Bob, I am Frank. I am with you buddy. If he can't find you he can look for me.


3/27/2006 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tonight in soccer
Police 6
Fire o

3/27/2006 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Frankly Bob, your both little crossdressing queers if you ask me!

Thank You,

Lt. Opps I mean Capt. Glombicki

3/27/2006 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is it that White Women, some married to coppers, always chase after the Latino and Black Man's Cock? It must be painful to be Anglo, blessed with a small Dick but have a gun and a badge and yes this post, to talk some ball'sy shit!

3/27/2006 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Latino= littler dick.lmao

3/27/2006 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Caucasian = littler Dick!

3/27/2006 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

filipino's ancestorial backgrounds are a mixture of islander, chinese and spanish
read your history books

and the new dispatcher is talking shit

3/27/2006 04:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chuck Dulay is a total gentleman and a working cops kinda of boss. I had the pleasure of working for him on a couple of occasions 011 and 014 and would love to again. He was an old-time stand up Captain who knew how to take care of his troops. Everyone knows what a shitbox district 014 is for getting beefs from the gangbanging PRs and his crew always came out smelling like a rose. You guys in 017 wouldn’t know the real police if it kick you in the ass. Stop bitching and try working, maybe the BOSS might not have to breathe down your neck all day

3/27/2006 05:32:00 AM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

" least have the balls to sign your name". - "anonymous" at 11:59:57 PM

I have something to say about YOU, you sanctimonious hypocrite. I'd do it eyeball-to-eyeball but you remain "anonymous" like the shit-talking coward that you are.

Keep drinking the Kool-Aid and proselytize to the troops that this job is legit. You are so full of shit.

A bright, hard-working street copper doesn't have a chance for promotion because of politically-connected pieces of shit like you. At least such officers have their pride and self-respect, unlike $uckholes like you.

Did you ever consider the FACT that some of the most capable coppers who, unlike the current crop of pussies, have leadership qualities will probably never get promoted due to their aversion to sucking cock? Don't try to insult our intelligence.

Bring it on, muthafucker! Who are YOU? E-mail me at:

Use your name or shut the fuck up.
The job is a crooked as a corkscrew. You know it! I know it! All but the brain-dead know it!

3/27/2006 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chuck Dulay is probably the smartest boss presently on the CPD. 1960's era Task Force copper who scored #1 on a late 60's detective's exam and was assigned to Maxwell Street Homicide (A#4). Got into a beef with the homicide boss and was dumped back to patrol. Took the next detective's exam and was #1 again. He went right back to A#4 Homicide and the rest is history. You can't find a smarter or more stand up boss on the CPD.

3/27/2006 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I'd pay good money to see him/her or anyonr make a rebuttal.

3/27/2006 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous #1: 1969 Dicks' Exam said...

7:36 AM

While I liked Charlie Dulay, he did NOT "...score #1 on a late 60's detective's exam..." He did get the top score (once) on the 1973 dick's exam.

While Filipinos may speak Spanish, I'm sure Charlie would never claim to be Hispanic for purposes of affirmative action.

One thing that did disappoint me about Charlie. I had not seen my old friend for at least twenty years when I walked into the police academy last year. Just as I was about to give Charlie a hug, his first words were "How the Hell did you get in here?" Ouch!

I sure hope that Charlie is the same guy that I liked when we worked Maxwell St. together. All top scorers from three consecutive dicks' exam worked Maxwell St. at the same time (Bill Merritt, Dulay and me).

Give me a ring sometime, Charlie.

3/27/2006 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Dulay probably mistook you for al Qaeda on a suicide mission.

3/27/2006 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Memo to CPD: The morale in The CPD has never been nor will it ever be a concern to management, as long as they keep you divided and at each others throat, THEY wil be happy. Hard working coppers rarely are promoted, they are prostituted continously to make political appointees and clout heavy bosses look good.
This is how it been on this dept. for years

3/27/2006 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


What morale?

The brass have undermined any semblance of morale by their cowardice.

The gold star is a "badge of shame".

3/27/2006 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous i luv it! said...

Yo, Northside!

Next time, tell us how you really feel.

3/27/2006 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You get only one guess who had the top score in the 1969 dick's exam.

CLUE: He has probably made over a thousand FELONY arrests and he "flunked" a lieutenants' exam.

3/27/2006 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we rule out LeRoy Martin and Joseph Curtin?

3/27/2006 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 12:39:55 well at least we have brains

3/27/2006 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speak for yourself, 5:27.

How could you be gullible enough to actually respond to the "big dick" moron? You dignify his/her bullshit by even responding. Ignore such assholes.

I'm white, bright and hung.

So what!

3/27/2006 06:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, since the topic "Three Words" is either boring or exhausted, consider this an open thread.

3/27/2006 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has anyone ever seen the small blue pig pins the lodge store use to sell? Saw them in the early 90's. Anyone know why they were made, the thought behind it maybe?

3/27/2006 07:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Common knowledge to vets. Started as tie tacks, etc. around 1970.
Implication: PROUD TO BE A "PIG"!

3/27/2006 08:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Thank you, I have a pin from the 90's.

3/27/2006 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm white, bright and hung.

So what!

3/27/2006 06:47:32 PM
Just like a Widdle Poodle!
Sound off Poodle Dicks!!!!!

3/28/2006 03:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 06:47:32pm lighten up moron, u really think he was serious?

3/28/2006 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Marine Unit is under a Communist Regime, Please get help!

3/28/2006 10:32:00 PM  

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