Saturday, May 27, 2006

We Play Karl Rove

We aren't political geniuses like the aforementioned Rove, but we know a golden opportunity when we see one. And we see a BIG one right about know for Tony Peraica.

For those of you who don't know, Peraica is the Republican challenger for the Cook County Board Presidency. According to the Sun Times, he recently made an appearance in front of John Stroger's home which has been sold, leading to growing speculation that Stroger is unable to fulfill his duties on the Board and may be on the verge of being eased out of the spot. Appearing in front of a sick man's home, even if he isn't there, seems a bit unappealing. But then we were struck with a sudden thought: Start demanding debates.

Not just debates, but LOTS of debates. One a month minimum until election day. Stroger isn't going to show up and the Machine won't be able to react fast enough to field a viable candidate to counter the events. Have Peraica unilaterally announce a debate schedule, have him show up, have him present his case and answer questions, and never mention the Stroger absence except in passing. Voters, especially suburban voters, will get the message - Stroger can't do it.

We are brilliant.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

FWIW, I contacted Peraicas office looking for bumper stickers, lawn sign etc. They are located in Weschester. Your right, we and the Repub's gotta strike while the irons hot. I'll do what I can to get this guy elected even if it means going door to door in my neighborhood. We all should. They stole the first election from Claypool, lets NOT let them do it again!

5/27/2006 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Something needs to be done to enlighten the suburban voters. Especially in light of Alderstroke Wm. Beavers latest comments:
"President Stroger is alive and well. Until he decides that he don't want to run again -- it's up to him. And whoever he decides that he wants to replace him -- that's what's going to happen. ... White folks can do it. Black folks can do it -- easily. We got control of the [weighted] votes in the city and the county, so we do what we want to do. Remember that."
The "we" he refers to his the blacks.
And yes, Alderstroke Beavers, WE already KNOW that YOU people do what you want to do!

5/27/2006 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys should do some more research into Peraica and his law practice, community activities, and his croatian mafia associations before you start backing him. You'll find that he's a worse nightmare than Stroger and his cronies ever thought of being. At least the blacks speak english, try sitting through a meeting that is part english, part croatian and you only speak english. Peraica is not to be trusted no matter how much you distrust Daley, STroger, Beavers, etc. Be afraid, be very afraid.

5/27/2006 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spoken like a true Serb

5/27/2006 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yor Mama is a Fu**en Geek !!!!!

5/27/2006 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous city hall gossip said...

The inside word is that Ronald Hubberman will be the John "The Vegetable" Stroger replacement. This will effectively ley Mayor Daley control both the City as well as the County.

Looks like Ronnie Lubberman will be taking one for the Gipper, something he is use to and also enjoys.

5/27/2006 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, I just don't know why you aren't a top political advisor. You are soooooo wise. (I didn't lay the sarcasm on too thick, did I?)

5/27/2006 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...




5/27/2006 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just found this page on the web. Interesting. As a county policeman (no, not a bailiff or jailer), I see CPD and CCSPD share some the very same follies. Hell, he even have some CPD transplants enjoying a pension and an exempt salary! That explains it!! Now for my "rant".......


As a former Marine, and the son of a disabled WWII vet.... REMEMBER OUR VETERANS!

Monday is more than a day to pull some holiday pay, BBQ, drink and beat your spouse. Our veterans worked hard, some sacificed their lives and others were demonized on occaison by people whom drink far too much kool-aid so that you can pull a holiday check, paint your deck, BBQ, drink and beat your wives.

Freedom is really a misnomer. Ain't a god damned thing free in freedom.

God bless our police, God bless our veterans, god bless their very existance.

And don't forget: FLY YOUR FLAG PROUDLY EVERYDAY!!! It has no business being folded up in the kitchen closet the other 360 or so days of the year.

But, but: "I don't want to ruin it by leaving it up year round?" No problem. Buy another one. Take the ruined one to the American Legion or VFW where they will properly and honorably destroy it (yes, there is rules on how to do this!)

This country is full of short memoried hypocrites. After 9/11 we all hung flags. They got tired of looking at them, and threw them out. With this apathy, we as a society have bigger problems than Cline, Sheahan, Dart, Stroger and drinking fountains full of kool-aid!

Stay safe!

5/27/2006 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yesterday I saw a police car w/ american flags on each side of the car.

It made my day.

5/27/2006 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice to see this dumb city making gift bags for jennifer aniston and vince vaughan! this shit better have been donated, instead of making us taxpayers foot the bill for crap these celebs don't need!

5/27/2006 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the piss bums, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Pakistanis bombing down the street in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Polacks in 016. Mobster thugs sitting in caf├ęs, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Hasidics, strolling up and down Touhy in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Lincoln Park yuppies. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. Banging around Humboldt Park 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Mex-i-cant's, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the south side Irish with their fucking satin green jackets. Who the fuck tells the whole world what parish they're from. Fuck the north side Irish, a bunch of wannabe south siders. Fuck the Bridgeport Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Gold Coast wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the west side brothers. Slinging dope and driving around in Escalades that cost more than the slum they live in. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and forty two years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the south side brothers too. The only difference between you and the west side is you have grass on the lawn. Fuck the assholes from Mt. Greenwood and Beverly. You're no different than the shitheads next door. Fuck the faggots in Wrigleyville. Walking up and down the street in leather shorts and sucking dicks in bathrooms. Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, the Iraqis and backward-ass, head chopping, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Daley. Fuck Stroger. Fuck Devine. Fuck the 018 District boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my squad cars, jingling their dicks at one another in roll call. Fuck SOS with their gun for dope bullshit pinches! Fuck TRU and it's collection of two year wonders. Fuck the assholes in 011 & 007 who never met a Black til they came on this job. They gave you a badge and a gun and now you're a bad motherfucker. Fuck the pussies in 016 & 022. Do nothing motherfuckers who dodge doing nothing. Fuck SWAT and their wannabe D2 asses. You get paid to do nothing you sorry fucks! Fuck the detectives in their short sleeve shirts and polyester ties. You can't solve crime surfing the internet on each side of your two hour lunch. Fuck Narcotics and their 5 hour day. Yeah motherfucker, that beard looks awesome. Now drive me home in your city car. Fuck IAD! Sorry motherfuckers who are afraid of the savage so they try to police us instead. Suck my dick! Fuck OPS! Your sorry ass was saved from a life of welfare by this sorry ass city. Fuck all the pussies working at 35th street. I hope your teeth rot from too much cum. Fuck all you inside motherfuckers. CAPS loving Kool Aid drinking cowards! Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Streeterville to the penthouses on Michigan Avenue, from Altgeld Gardens to the cocksucking liberals in Rogers park. From the tenements in Lawndale to the brownstones in Hyde Park to the split-levels in Roscoe Village. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.

5/27/2006 08:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that's my kind of guy/gal!!!!!

5/27/2006 08:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO SCC and the Righteous Right!
Gonorrhea Lectim.

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta has issued a warning about a new, virulent strain of STD. The disease is contracted through dangerous,high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced"gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004 after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of infected individuals include: Anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to process new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all or nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

5/27/2006 08:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

08:10:45 PM

Don't hold back now. Tell us how you REALLY feel! Bad day?

5/27/2006 08:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's pretty fucking good! You should get on the web like the "Kid from Brooklyn". You're probably as old and fat as that motherfucker, and you got the attitude to boot! I don't know whether to shake your hand or slap ya! Thanks for a great piece to read. I haven't laughed so hard in a while!

5/27/2006 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5/27/2006 08:10:45 PM:

Longest damned entry I ever wasted my time reading on this worthless blog. Nicely done.

5/27/2006 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

man, you better try to get out to the airport or retire or drink half a bottle of whisky...i don't know....laughed my balls off though.

5/27/2006 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obama and Durkin want you to share in a tradition. Constituent's here you can share in your concern's.

Anyone who wants to attend is welcome, and the coffee and donuts are free.

Time: 8:30 AM ET
Place: 325 Russell Senate Office Building - Washinton, DC

Please Note: Due to limited room availability, the location of the coffee frequently changes. Please check back Wednesday before the coffee to make sure you have the most up-to-date information

No Sh&t this is from Obama's website, This has to be the MOST EXPENSIVE COFFEE AND DO-NUTS I have ever seen, had to figure in my Airline and shuttle fee's, may as well add an over night room since I'm already there. WHAT GOOD IS THIS TO YOUR REAL CONSTITUENT'S IN ILLINOIS. Better yet on this long running tradition are we paying for it?

Both of these clowns talk about representing American's, yes Obama uses the word American on their websit but they voted YES on that 600 pg. ammesty so called reform. Time to send both of these knuckle heads red cardboard donuts with NO-THANK YOU Written on them.

5/27/2006 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



5/27/2006 08:10:45 PM

5/27/2006 10:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Obama Do-Nut also voted NO on english as the National lanuage, this is what he said.

Of course our country needs a single language to promote national unity -- I just don't know if that language should be Lakota or Iroquois.

5/27/2006 11:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, 5/27/2006 08:47:42 PM, FUCK YOU TOO!!!

I want to party with that sick mother fucker!!!! I'd give a years salary to have him speak that rant on live, primetime TV!!!

Best post ever made on this piece of shit, rumor mongering, shit talking crap fest of a blog!!!!

I shall have a drink, or six, in your twisted honor!

5/27/2006 11:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was BRUTAL, but he/she hit the nail-on-the-head. Said everything I feel but was afraid to express!

That poster was as they say on the West-side "keeping it real"

They deserve a metal for being honest..but instead will be lynched by the P.C. crowd as intolerant, insensitive, racist, blah, blah, blah!

BEST POST in a long time! The part about those Bridgeport assholes was priceless!

5/27/2006 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That long post above... you forgot to mention... RONNIE LUBBERMAN... the big flaming fruit cake homo of the Midget Mayor staff!

Fuck Ronnie Lubberman... right in the old brown eye highway!

But then again, he loves to be stuffed with big thick throbbing manmeat and to be filled with manjuice!

Ronnie Lubberman, the backdoor to the Mayor, Literally!

5/28/2006 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being a male tactical officer who was also on that Washington DC deployment, I made the bad mistake of screwing a few fellow female chicago cops. Came home with the critters. Pubic Hair Crabs.

They were bitches were fun but also very nasty. A few of those white trash female cops had hairy unkept stanky bushes and didn't care who they were screwing.

The old saying is true, anything that happens at night when drunk, usually is NOT GOOD!

5/28/2006 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous red, blotchy, scabby dick said...

Crabs? Feel lucky guy. One gave me the Herps in D.C. I thought I could trust fellow officers from Chicago but ended up in scabs and itched for a week. Just because she is a chicago cop, skinny and 1/2 way decent looking doesn't mean you should not wrap that rascle.
Typical female cops, act like they are prefect and then screw anyhting that has a big dick!

I should name the female cops so no other cops catch the herpes off her. Even though she knows she has it, she doesn't tell anybody she is screwing she does. One sick bitch.

5/28/2006 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 8:10:45
I think you need a group hug.


5/28/2006 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

John "THE VEGETABLE" Stroger is in a deep comma. Unable to speak or move. He pisses and shits in adult diapers and is only being kept alive for the election. What a big waste of money. Do you know what it is costing to keep him alive?? MILLIONS. Glad the elections are worth it!

5/28/2006 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GROUP HUGS ONLY WITH PROTECTION ON PLEASE! I DON'T NEED ANY HERPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/28/2006 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

John Stroger and Harold Washington. what do they have in common?

Both loved little nakkkkkked boys!

Put a nakkkkkked boy in his hospital room, he'll get a woody!

5/28/2006 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


5/28/2006 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stroger is in a comma? I thought he was in a semi-colon...

5/28/2006 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's a Captain in 017....beware!!

5/28/2006 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous authority said...


I doubt you are the police, and you are one very stupid tool. My guess a female officer kicked your sorry confused mucho ass. You are a flaking scab of dried pond scum, PUNK!

5/28/2006 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re f*ck me, f*ck you...
Oh my god, what a work of art. Can't stop laughing. Pour me a drink and light me a smoke.

5/28/2006 09:55:00 PM  

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