Friday, July 14, 2006

Have We Mentioned This Lately?

We hate lawyers. We really really hate lawyers.
  • What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start
  • What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead lawyer? Skid marks in front of the skunk
  • Why don't sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.
And they lawyers representing the husband of the woman killed by her own cousin on the 3100 block of Walnut really really deserves hating. Coverage at all the regular places - Channel 2, Channel 5, Channel 7, Sun Times.

When is the Revolution due?


Blogger loaded dice in Vegas said...

Lawyer = Scumbag...

7/14/2006 12:14:00 AM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

A lawyer named Bert,
Took a nap by the road in the dirt.
A trucker named Fred,
Ran over his head,
But no vital organs were hurt.

7/14/2006 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous FYI GPS said...

Check out the post about GPS in your car in the previous thread.

7/14/2006 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is the meaningful debate? When will we get some new hitney pics? I think that coppers that cannot put together a sentence without the work FUCK are mental midgets. When will the feds start investigating the CPD? What is the diffinition of merit? Why so many pictures of Risley all over the place? Does Seisser still run it? or is Tommabunns in charge now?

I miss being the "NEW" guy on the watch, cause the oldtimers had the answers to all the questions.

My pain medications has kicked in and I still hate lawyers!

7/14/2006 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The CPD needs an investigation, for sure the lawyer's will thwart all efforts. Where is this country headed to Hell in a Handbasket. Freedom of speech going down the tubes. This goof actually found a doubled layered liberal make myself a name lawyer and you know it's Pro Bono.
Question was it true what they said about the Sup's. Wonder if they can find a lawyer for their freedom of speech right's, I think they need one. Affliated Narco News editor was sued about speech regarding Mexico's biggest Bank along with the owning Banker over his drug peddling, etc. pretty heavy stuff hit in New York and he won.

7/14/2006 01:24:00 AM  
Anonymous the woe and pain said...

Crazy huh, we give a call out we hate lawyer's but they make us need them. Now that's twisted and after that comment I have to go climb under my bed.

7/14/2006 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, it's not April 1st.

7/14/2006 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wasn't the shooter arrested and charged?

BTW: the shitbag lawyer is none other than Brendan Schiller, the son of the cop-hating alderman.

7/14/2006 01:36:00 AM  
Blogger DaleyforMCCguest said...

I think it's wrong to stereotype a group of people, lawyers, based on the actions of 95% of that group. Those 5% deserve better from us.

7/14/2006 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On ch.7 yesterday at 4ish, they claimed the police killed her, fuck them, and all lawyers including the asa's!

7/14/2006 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw what happened!!!I saw what happened!!!! dems Poleecces was just standing there watching us "talk" bout our cuz borrowing some things from the house..when, for no reason, they being chasing cuz and I sawd they take that boys gun and when we starting yellnz "what u arresting him for?!" they begantz to firing bout a hundred times..It just dont make no sense..Im fo sure calling ops and my mamma and our Lawer cus wez for sure getting just wait and see..

7/14/2006 09:38:00 AM  
Blogger loaded dice in Vegas said...

8:45:51 5% ????? Seems quite high to me.......

7/14/2006 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The scum lawyers were just chasing the "free money" that the City has been handing out over the years because they were unwilling or incapable of putting up a defense.
Who could blame them? It's no different than a carp who lives on shit. They're 'both' BOTTOM-FEEDERS.

7/14/2006 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find it very interesting that there is no "Brendan Schiller" who is licensed in IL as an attorney.

Check for yourself:

A google search of the name reveals that he may have gone to John Marshall Law School (as there were a few hits to school news).

7/14/2006 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking about lawyers I need one,they wont give me my voucher in the Zylon Lawsuit because they claim they never recieved the Benefit Form by the deadline.I explained that I mailed it out and it is not my fault they did not recieve it. Their response was basically to go Fvck yourself we aint giving you a voucher.To any lawyer on the blog,ADVISE on how to file a suit to get my $800 VOUCHER???????

7/14/2006 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hassell didn't actually see the shooting because he was trying to hold down one of the subjects.

"But Tiesha, she was one of the runners with Tasha, said she saw the boy turn around and shoot his gun backwards. And that shot killed Tasha," said the victim's mother, Diane Hassell.

And who is saying "we" shot her??

7/14/2006 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident?

An ambulance stopped suddenly.

7/14/2006 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?

Three--one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company

7/14/2006 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.

7/14/2006 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is my,



7/14/2006 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One; the lawyer holds it while the rest of the world revolves around him.

7/14/2006 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw on the tv news that the so called eyewitness never saw anyone shoot. They only heard the gun shot coming from where the police were. Bad eyewitnesses huh? Anyway, all the news people reported that and today the Scum-Times reports from an unnamed source that the cousin of the victim saw the other cousin shoot his gun which hit the victim. End of story...? No, the Scum-Times now changes their story to spin it back and state that the other two boys now saw the police shoot the victim. Anything to sell some papers huh? I hope the city subpoena the TV coverage of the 'boys' after they left A4.

7/14/2006 01:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Speaking about lawyers I need one,they wont give me my voucher in the Zylon Lawsuit because they claim they never recieved the Benefit Form by the deadline.I explained that I mailed it out and it is not my fault they did not recieve it. Their response was basically to go Fvck yourself we aint giving you a voucher.To any lawyer on the blog,ADVISE on how to file a suit to get my $800 VOUCHER???????

7/14/2006 11:13:43 AM

Me TOO!!!!!!!!! they told me to sign up again for the "late" class. But the amount of benefit may be lower this time around!

What gives I mailed back my form the day I recieved it and they claim to have never gotten it.

7/14/2006 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the lawyer's name? Let's do some digging...

7/14/2006 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No listing of "Brendon Schiller" in the premere lawyer search Martindale Hubbell

Can anyone confrim the lawyer's name?

7/14/2006 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Google his name. He has a web site.

7/14/2006 04:18:00 PM  
Blogger fillmoreranger said...

i think the officers on the scene that night should get together and sue the lawyer for slander then maybe the bottom feeders will think twice.

7/14/2006 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


7/14/2006 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:53 call Frank DiMaria at fop

7/14/2006 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of the grammer police, it's JON Burge, not John. Thank you and good night.

7/14/2006 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:35 PM

Alright, grammer (sic) smartass. Try


7/14/2006 09:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a reason a certain group of people have been persecuted around the planet for centuries. And I'm not talking about lawyers. The Muslims are hard to take even on a good day, but they finally flipped out after decades of American support for the state of Israel which was created on land occupied by Palestinians for nearly two thousand years. Who owns and operates the abortion clinics? Who are the jackals you see at Branch 44 for the dope cases? Who sold the atomic secrets to the Soviets? You can't even blame the Irish this time! So who is Blounts lawyer?

7/14/2006 11:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



The Israelis are some of the toughest people out there and don't give in to the terrorists.

Wasn't Israel the land of David?
When was the terrorist cult of Islam started?

Wow! Thousands of years apart?


7/15/2006 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jerry majerxyk of 5th district and a MEMBER of FOP BOARD taking your dues money is a LAWYER and a good friend of the other SGT on the FOP BOARD merit Mike Voight 5th district they have their mitts in everything.

7/15/2006 04:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A refreshing change... let's take on the Jewish/Arabic war. Maybe with our comments slandering one another we can gain world peace.

7/15/2006 04:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 11:43:50,

So you learned how to spell your expletives while sleeping in class at Prosser! To bad you didn't read history, or a newspaper. Now go get another bus check, softie!

7/15/2006 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only sissies are named "Jon".

Thank you and good night. You've been a wonderful audience, and please don't forget to tip your waitress.

7/15/2006 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A certain private attorney whom represents some of the city's finest scumbags has requested a special watch on his residence after receiving threatening phonecalls from a client that DID NOT "beat his case". The attorney now wants his U.S.C. from his client. Oddly enough the attorney lives in the city (southside). Lets see what we can do for him before his client gets paroled in 40 YEARS for the murder he was accused of !!!! C.O. book in 022 !

7/17/2006 10:53:00 PM  

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