Friday, December 08, 2006

The Mayor Wants a Present

  • A memorandum sent out last month on city stationery asks department heads and senior staffers to give a "$35 voluntary donation (no checks please)" toward a gift for the mayor and his wife, Maggie.
  • When the Tribune asked what the present would be, mayoral spokeswoman Jodi Kawada revealed Wednesday that a $2,300 charitable donation will be made in the Daleys' names. The money will go to After School Matters, a program overseen by Maggie Daley that offers activities for city teenagers.
John Kass of the Tribune speculates that the money for the gift was hastily re-directed when the story hit:
  • Once they called City Hall, I figure there was much desperate damage control and scrambling. It turns out Daley's people won't buy him a toy but will donate the cash to charity in Daley's name instead.

    How wimpy has City Hall become? If it weren't for Lighty and Cohen, Daley surely would receive a special toy, like he did last year and the year before. Now he'll be in a foul mood and toyless.
Kass doesn't speculate on it, but we will - if the donation of $2,300 in cash is made in the Daley's name, do they take the tax write off on it?

And what's with the "cash - no checks" thing? Does anyone else get the idea that someone somewhere is skimming something off the top? $2,300 divided by the $35 suggested donation works out to about 65.71 people. Surely there are more than 65.71 people who owe their jobs to the 5th floor?

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's because the "Holiday Gift Donation" is deflected elsewhere.

For instance, the Alderman who "donated" $200,000 to CAPS.

CAPS Hahahahahaaa

12/08/2006 12:01:00 AM  
Blogger LLMM said...

The 5th floor has some stones. The federales are all over the place on an inquisition, but its the MACHINE, with "business as usual." Does "Lil" Richard actually believe that he is bullet proof after Sorich took one for the team? ROTFLMAO

12/08/2006 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looked at the City budget, and money is budgeted for the poeple who work at the Fuel sites to be in uniform.
HMMMM they dont wear uniforms do they?

12/08/2006 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a present for Richey.....

Oh wait, I just flushed...nothing for him today.

Wait until I get some Chipotle in me - then I'll have a gift for him!

12/08/2006 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to give da mayor a kick in the ass for X-mas

12/08/2006 04:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if the FOP 7 are going to accept any gifts from any vendors doing business with the Lodge this year.

12/08/2006 05:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've got a gift for dilli-daley. A gatorade bottle full of pee; and instructions for my family to pour it on his grave, should I die before him.

12/08/2006 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like Paul Powell Savings & Loan never really closed up; it just changed names.

12/08/2006 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All I want for Christmas is a PDT that works, a squad car with less than 115,000 miles, a seargant with at least half a brain, and for my sourpuss Capt. to kiss my ass!!!

Is that sking too much, Santa?

12/08/2006 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any chance that the mayor's charity of choice will be the families of those who dived on the grenade for him (Sorich, Degnan, McCarthy, et al) over the patronage hiring scandals?

Or might this hush money be directed to future defendants?

12/08/2006 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wanted to send him my $35.00 but I had to use it for my kid's medicine at Walgreen's with the high $45.00 co-pay. Thank you Mr. Mayor for the crap insurance we have and the higher co-pays after 1 July 2006!

12/08/2006 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HAVE A PRESENT FOR RICHIE, ITS CALLED I AM VOTING FOR RUDY GUILIANI FOR MAYOR.

12/08/2006 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! Give cash, not checks?? Where is this $$ gong to be laundered? Is this for real????

12/08/2006 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess the 5th floor didn't have to take "Ethics Training".

12/10/2006 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did they report the gifts to the IRS?

I think not.

12/10/2006 07:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uninforms at the feuling sites, are you fuckking kidding.

Have you seen that POS on days at 101st & Stony he wears his thug costume. Hat tilted to one side, one pant leg up to the knee. And always on the cell phone. Then he acts like he is doing you a favor by gasing up the car.

Thats after he sits in the pump house for 5 minutes looking at you through the window, hoping you will get tired of waiting and pump it yourself.

12/10/2006 07:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DUMP DALEY, KING OF CORRUPTION.

12/11/2006 06:23:00 PM  

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