Darwin Award Narrowly Averted
Damnit!
- A 21-year-old woman was hospitalized for intoxication over the weekend after "continually providing wrong answers" during a game of Trivial Pursuit where participants drank alcohol and did drugs when they answered incorrectly.
- If a player provided an incorrect answer, that person would take a shot of E & J Brandy and take a hit off a marijuana blunt, according to the report. "Blunt" is the vernacular for marijuana rolled up in cigar leaves.
Nice little advertising plug for the 2005 Current Events Trivial Pursuit people. We're sure they're all a flutter over their publicity coup.
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
16 Comments:
Had to be some dumb, phone yaking yuppie bitch. Yea, the ghetto sucks, and they call the Police too much to settle their "inhouse" crap, but we dont report the yuppie nonsense enough.
The yuppies are the group thats not supposed to get out of line; so we can patrol and grab the hardened criminals from robbing/raping them.
Anybody else tired of their crap and backtalk, especially around the Wrigley area?
Maybe Im wrong and it was a ghetto broad that got stoned; in which case I'll have to clean some yuppie bitches filthy apartment in my underwear!!!!
Hey: 1/03/2007 12:12:22 AM
Dude you need to mellow out.
.....yaking yuppie bitch
Um, this happened in 011, which we all know is the ghetto...
Its about time officers put this much detail into a report and depict the true essence of the
West Side...FYI, the yellow piece is the political science piece of Trivial Pursuit and I doubt Flurisha even knew her political party took power in the house of representative this past season.
KUDOS to the 011th District for their fine officers and their efforts... especially for "The Man Who Could Fart Through Poo" and B Dubz "Whe-La-Hook".
Tru-dat
Amen
They're playing trivial pursuit in the ghetto???????
Speaking of idiot Wrigleyville yuppies, didnt one get drunk and fall off his porch this weekend at Belmont/Clark? Since he's dead, doesnt he qualify for THE award?
To 12:31:58am: You must be married to one of THEM. You be mellow after she wakes up one morning and wants a divorce and wants your house $ pension because she found someone else who understands her better.(some lawyer or stock trader she met at Sluggers!) This will take place after you've paid off her student loan,of course!
ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS START THE NEW YEAR'S CELEBRATION EARLY...DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I COULD HAVE GOTTON MY WEED AND BUBBLES ON PROPERLY PLAYING THE 2006 RAP MUSIC, BBQ FOOD ITEMS, OR BABIES WITH MULTIPLE DADDYS EDITION OF TRIVIAL PURSUIT? I BELIEVE MY ARGUMENT HOLDS E & J BRANDY...
LMOA.
Why do you think she was in such bad shape? SHE NEVER GOT A RIGHT ANSWER.
With a name like Flurisha associated with the address of 1051 N. Monticello Ave, we are not dealing with a rocket scientist.
What would have made the story even better if the “shot” would have been Hennessey instead of E and J.
I’m still waiting for someone to name their child: Daehtihs It's shithead backwards.
God! Those Scandanavians sure can pick bizarre first names.
To 1/03/2007 08:48:49 AM
No I am not married to one of THEM. My comments were directed towards the anger you or someone like you express over someone you do not know. Grow-up.
And no just because your wife left you doesn't mean that it will happen to everyone else. My wife and I will enjoy our retirement very comfortably. Unlike you who will be eating cat food because you married some Wrigleyville bar whore who found a guy more her age.
TO 01/03/07 6:07:02pm
How dare you imply that all us girls hanging out in Sluggers/ Bareleycorn/CubbyBear looking to meet rich Husbands are all whores. That drunken, angry slob you keep replying to, is what he is; but you sir need help! You have all the indications of a wife-beater. If I do hook-up with an aging cop then Im entitled to part of the pension and assets after I decide it's over; that doesn't make me a whore!!
I hope in your retirement that if your wife decides to leave you for a better looking/younger man; that your man enough to be her friend when she needs you!!
What I want to know is who has a game of Trivial Pursuit in the ghetto? Perhaps the box lid is used for twisting? Could hide a few heaters in a box I guess.......
Best case report of the year. Get your hands on it and you will laugh. As a former ranger, I am proud of my senior eleventh district wagon man for his attention to detail, and his efforts to report crimes with such fervor.
By the way kids in 011, get the f--- outta of there unless you really need the court $$$. Dealing with the savage is not worth your time or aggrevation. Please believe me when I say this. As always, don't forget to wipe your Truhlar !!!
Everyone knows that a woman would be hard pressed to find a hetero
male at Barleycorns...nothing but a bunch of latte drinking sissies would hang at such a place!
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