Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Dude, Where's My Car?

  • A Chicago man, whose car was stolen at gunpoint, was himself arrested after making up a story to police.
  • The man told officers that his two children were inside the car when two armed men stole it early Monday morning near the intersection of 66th Street and Indiana Avenue.
  • It turned out that his children were actually safe at home.
  • The man said he made up the story because he had expensive rims on his car and he wanted police to find it quickly.
And the truly sad thing is, nothing of consequence will be done to discourage this type of behavior. No jail time, no civil suit to recover costs, nothing at all. We'd love to be proven wrong, but we aren't holding our breath.



Anonymous Anonymous said...


3/20/2007 12:22:00 AM  
Blogger kryptik52 said...

"Throw some D's on that b!@#$!"
I'm sure that the arresting officers were made to feel like crap for such a BS arrest.
Why were they not out looking for the REAL criminals?

3/20/2007 02:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hope when he gets his car back the rims are in tip-top condition. wink wink

3/20/2007 02:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read about that situation and laughed my retired ass off

3/20/2007 06:46:00 AM  
Blogger Schicklegroover said...

And if his kids had really gone missing but his rims were safe at home the police wouldn't even have been called. Fucking lizard-brain animal.

3/20/2007 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, but he won't be. This brings me to another point. People who leave their cars running and unattended with small children inside while they go to into the convienence store, gas station, etc., only to have their cars stolen with the kids inside. When the kids are safely found shouldn't the adult be charged with child endangerment or something similar?

3/20/2007 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe the city should confiscate his car?

3/20/2007 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This clown should know those rims would be off the car quicker than the first flash message.

Glad they locked him up, it still proves stupidity is a crime.

3/20/2007 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Out here in 022, we had the 16yr old F/1 who said she was kidnapped for hours and sexually assaulted by an M/2 near Beverly Park earlier this month. When her story turned to shit and she admitted lying, Officers in 022 wanted to lock her up to send a message. After all, Community Alerts were issued to schools in the area, and people were panicking that a predator had accosted this girl in front of a school & church. The Officers were told to LEAVE IT ALONE. So this ignorant bitch lies to the Police and her mother, wasted days of police manhours that could've been spent where they were actually needed, AND NOTHING HAPPENS TO HER!! I know its basically a disorderly conduct arrest, but someone HAS to send a message. WE HAVE A MAJOR BALL-LESS POLICE DEPARTMENT!

3/20/2007 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the copper in 014 that left his marked car running while he was at lunch, then some idiot stole it and they found it the next day in 012. Meanwhile the copper walked back to the station and checked off like nothing ever happened. Was he arrested?

3/20/2007 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah,yeah, and he had a gun.....they all had guns. it takes 5 min's from you dialing 911 to the dispatch of the call weather there are kids in the car or they all have guns. now, if they were to have called you all kinds of bitches and ho's...that might be different.

3/20/2007 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


720 ILCS 5/26-1 (4)

4) Transmits or causes to be transmitted in any
manner to any peace officer, public officer or public employee a report to the effect that an offense will be committed, is being committed, or has been committed, knowing at the time of such transmission that there is no reasonable ground for believing that such an offense will be committed, is being committed, or has been committed.....

the reporting of unlawful restraint or kidnapping of his children should had landed his ass in jail

The original incident as reported should have been something other then an auto theft report

3/20/2007 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always enjoy you Ghetto warriors that make out vehicle theft case reports for the Hypes that pawn off mommys car for Dope.

But what should I expect from all you suburban snotnoses on this department who can't tell the difference between a real victim & a lying douchebag.

3/20/2007 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Officers were told to LEAVE IT ALONE.3/20/2007 11:03:00 AM

Told by whom to leave it alone?

3/20/2007 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 11:09
He wasnt arrested but hes doing 30 pending

3/20/2007 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Had a guy in 009 who claimed he was stabbed by a group of bangers in the back. Found out that he had cut his back by jumping through a window trying to get away from the Cook County Sheriff.Charged him with false police reports and he's still locked up.

3/20/2007 07:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey 2:16,

Although you may be half correct, in that a lot of P/O's (both young AND old) don't know the difference between bullshit and "real crime." You must also take into account the shaky supervisors that will instantaneously obtain CR's based on Mr. Shitbird's accusations of the P/O's refusal to report, etc.
So in the meantime, lay off the blue shirts who are simply covering their asses, and place blame where it belongs.

P.S. u r a JAGOFF....that is all.

3/20/2007 08:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not the rims!!
This is some fucked up shit.

3/20/2007 08:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

What about the copper in 014 that left his marked car running while he was at lunch, then some idiot stole it and they found it the next day in 012. Meanwhile the copper walked back to the station and checked off like nothing ever happened. Was he arrested?

3/20/2007 11:09:00 AM

That's called thinking out of the box. He'll be a sgt. soon.

3/20/2007 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 11:03 am-

You sir are wrong. I don't know if 022nd district coppers were told to leave it alone but I do know that the girl confessed to the Detective in front of her mother and was charged with D/C-false police report. She was TOTY.

3/20/2007 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gee, some victim ying on a police report, no, REALLY? Welcome to the Detective Division. A thousand liers,only a few charged with making false police reports. Why ? Any News Media interested? Perhaps to avoid upsetting the political apple cart? Might anger our criminal voter element? Stay tuned...

3/21/2007 09:18:00 PM  

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