When Animals Attack
No, not drunk coppers, real animals. Not really attacking, but sitting in beverage coolers. Channel 2, Channel 5, Channel 7 and the Sun Times cover it.
A coyote wandered into a downtown sandwich shop this afternoon and tried to nudge its way behind the counter before settling in a refrigerator that usually just holds bottled drinks.
The coyote entered the Quiznos, 37 E. Adams, just before 2 p.m. — after the lunch rush.
Perhaps he was looking for endorsement opportunities?
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posted by SCC at 12:17 AM
43 Comments:
I've got the inside scoop on this story and it's totally credible. I have to post anonomously however, due to the serious nature of my position in City Hall. Daley ordered Ron Huberman to deal with all this scnadal in the Police Department because he is worried about the public's perception of the police. So Huberman imports nearly three hundred coyotes from the Wyoming. They are hiding them at the animal control shelter on Western Avenue. Each day, they are going to release several of them in the Loop. Pretty soon, the public is panicked about all these "wild" animals roaming the treets of Chicago and they forget all about the "wild" animals roaming the city's bars. Huberman's a freaking genius! No wonder he rose up the food chain so quickly.
I know coyotes, sir, and you are no coyote!
Wonder if the Indians from the shop dumped the beverages and washed the cooler? I bet not.
He looked mad when they wouldn't take his order!
I heard he was drunk and tried to reach over the counter and punch out the sandwich maker.
I think you is coyote fugly
I agree TVB every illegal alien. Flood the court system and watch the studdering mut mayor of ours go nuts. Lets have some fun!
If you're on the highway and Road Runner goes beep beep.
Just step aside or might end up in a heap.
Road Runner, Road Runner runs on the road all day.
Even the coyote can't make him change his ways.
Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.
Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.
That coyote is really a crazy clown,
When will he learn he can never mow him down?
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone,
Just runnin' down the road's his idea of having fun.
Wile E. Coyote for Supe
As long as you don't see a drunken ass p.o. beating da shit outta of da coyotes, it sounds like a good plan.
what a cute puppy. come here little guy. awww, he has whip cream on his face. what do you mean that aint whip cream? nice doggie. nice doggie. quick monkey, run for the hills, the doggies seemed to have abandoned them.
Too bad it didnt walk into that northside bar and attack Abbate.
Way off topic here, but I just have to ask.
How can a 35lb coyote walk around downtown Chicago, without ANYONE noticing it?
What about all of Daleys high tech security cameras paid with that DHS money?
If a freaking coyote can walk about freely in downtown Chicago, whats to stop a terrorist on a mission from Allah to go COMPLETELY unnoticed.
Maybe these nuts will dress up as coyotes with explosive strapped under their costumes and blow up the Sears Tower!
Maybe the boy wonder Hubberman can explain this.
Hey news people, isn't this a question that should be asked of the Mayor?
Some of you may think this is just silly asilly silly, no really silly.
How did this coyotae cross the street, did a TMA stop traffic and let it walk on by?
Just silly, silly silly.
Check out these links on Coyote attacks:
http://www.varmintal.com/attac.htm
http://tchester.org/sgm/lists/coyote_attacks.html
The Coyote is a wild animal with a stomach for a brain. They can be found all around Chicago but are masters at hiding. Shoot those bastards, they are not a protected species with the DNR, then refer to these links you read from when the nervous dog-loving LT. shows up.
19-X
We keep taking away their natural habitat they have no where else to go. I see them on the tracks all the time. They are pretty harmless to you and me. They might scoop up a small/tiny dog is they had a chance but they normally are more afraid of us than we are of them.
Animal control notified. Quick response because it made the news and it's downtown. Shit, anywhere else in the city eta= uh somewhere between 12 hours and 60 hours (shit you not) what a fucking joke. animal control is so under staffed it aint even funny. plus, most of the their drivers & employee's are a bunch of dogs themselves.
Coyotes? Hmmmm, I bettr get home and check on the babies. The yellow dog I found in the loop seemd so gentle I took him hime.
It at least got us off the front page and as the lead story on TV news.
wolf, wolf!
Now all we need is roadrunner and we can have ourselves a funny cartoon.
GREAT SCOTT!! COYOTES in Chicago.
Who woulda thunk it.
He wasn't lost he was just looking for his paw
COYOTE FOR SUPERINTENDENT
That coyote was so cute. Poor fella just wanted to rest and maybe a sandwich. I'm surprised the worker was afraid of him and left the restaurant because he was in there. Why didn't he/she give it some food first. It didn't look like it was looking to attack anyone. It looked tired, and maybe it wanted an Arizona Ice Tea.
I have to admit that was funny 01:18!!!
I'm a coyote, you're a sick asshole!
there's new video the coyote's brother punched a bartender.
The coyote walked into the Quiznos and said "I'm lost I'm just trying to find a Subway!"
bada bum bum
The coyote came to chicago because he heard of all the wolf packs in the districts.
to 12:09 PM
Someone ought to shoot you
Coyotes are part of the Lord's creatures and a neccessary predator
Youre a scum bag
It ain't the 4 legged ones u have to fear, its the others.........
Wile E. Coyote the SUPER genius.
Beep Beep...
Anonymous said...
Way off topic here, but I just have to ask.
How can a 35lb coyote walk around downtown Chicago, without ANYONE noticing it?
4/04/2007 11:37:00 AM
Everyone thought it was a rat.
Two o'clock in the afternoon a coyote walks the downtown streets, walks in the front door of an open for business Quiznos jumps up and sits in a beverage cooler AND NOBODY NOTICES!! I have lost all hope for society. If a coyote can do it, a truckload of explosives can too.
For all my fellow animal lovers out there in the trenches...my sister works at Animal Care and Control. At least they actually did release her back into the wild. Unfortunately, she had teats so there's cubs somewhere without a mama.
The news said it was a male coyote. And the news is always right. (sarcasm).
8:33 am, i bet you're right. they never cleaned out the cooler the coyote was laying on those bottles, ugghh , remind me not to shop there!
For all my fellow animal lovers out there in the trenches...my sister works at Animal Care and Control. At least they actually did release her back into the wild. Unfortunately, she had teats so there's cubs somewhere without a mama.
4/05/2007 05:04:00 PM
THE CUBS ARE BEING EATEN BY THE HUNDREDS OF HOMELESS ON LOWER WACKER. CUB ON A BUN...
THE CITY'S ANIMAL CONTROL CAN LICK MY HAIRY ANIMAL LIKE ASS. THEY ARE EITHER A NO SHOW OR SHOW UP 3 DAYS LATER EACH TIME I CALL. FUCKING DOG ASSES. WHERE'S THE SUPERVISION? POOR COYOTE, JUST LOOKING FOR SOME FOOD AND MAYBE SHELTER. HE GOT YELLED AT 3 DIFFERENT TIMES BY TMA'S AND THEY GOT MAD CAUSE MR COYOTE WOULDNT LISTEN TO THEIR RETARDED ASSES. HE RAN RIGHT OVER THE PARK CARS HOOD CAUSE THE PO'S WAS BUSY GETTN SOME DIGITS.
Anonymous said...
I heard he was drunk and tried to reach over the counter and punch out the sandwich maker.
4/04/2007 08:39:00 AM
Please Enough with the STALE jokes!! LOL
I bet there are not too many coyotes in Chinatown!I'll have the #3 with rice.
No one is watching the cameras and they have no film. Budget cuts you know.
You guys working downtown are so fucked if we ever get a terrorist attack. It is apparent the we are the only ones that will report anything, much less act upon it.
Sure, on the west side we have a much better chance of getting our ass kicked, or getting shot at, but you downtown guys are going to get blown up!
Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
I heard he was drunk and tried to reach over the counter and punch out the sandwich maker.
4/04/2007 08:39:00 AM
Please Enough with the STALE jokes!! LOL
4/06/2007 05:47:00 AM
Yes ....That was Bad!
Twice today on zone 8, the police called for animal control. the first, a copper was able to capture the huge loose rottweiler with a chain and then chained him to the bus stop pole and requested animal control. eight hours later and the dog is still there. i guess nobody will be taking the bus. isnt that animal cruelty. no food, water, no shelter and the dog is freaked out tied to a pole. the second call was a vicious pitbull running loose. animal control requested and the dispatcher said "their is nobody to send until morning" . what the fuck. this is the all too norm.
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