Emergency Call
We can see a point in the future where we actually answer calls like this:
- Hebron, CT: 35-year-old Brian Poulin of Hebron was arrested Sunday after police said he called 911 several times and asked them to bring him beer.
Poulin was charged with disorderly conduct.
Police said he called 911 numerous times and told the dispatcher he was out of beer and asked them to pick up more for him.
It's an emergency to Mr. Poulin. And we want to respond to emergencies, right?
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
37 Comments:
As a 911 operator:
I'd rather answer a 911 call, and have some drunk ask me for more beer, than listen to these f'n punk kids calling 911 constantly on their disconnected non-traceable cell phones and asking me to suck this, or lick that or you-wouldn't-even-believe-the-shit-these-brats-come-up-with!!!!
the beer comment might actually be funny
He should of asked for some pizzas instead. and then it would have been OK
Squad, I'm an off-duty PO and I need an assist. Gimme a 12 pack and a wagon. I gotta go home.
Although you won't print this, I needed to get it out of my system.
I feel better now.
A real cop, A Chicago cop.... would of just went to his door, knocked loudly on the door with his billy club and when the guy answered.... the cop would of said... hey buddy, This taser light is for you....
ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP
Now let me know when you need a refill. Talk with you later! Enjoy your six pack of ZAPS!
The worse part was the guy wanted to put the purchase on his L.I.N.K. card. Oh, can you grab me a few blunt cigars too.
Not sure about you, but it is a real emergency when you run out of beer in the middle of the night.
Hell...he sounds like a future alderman to me!
Why Not? They are still many driving politicians getting milk,beer,laundry anyway! Just an extension of what is done now for the elite!
WTF!!! I call the police all the time to make my beer, booze, and smoke runs. I tell them I am an ODPO and I am in need of sustenance. Within a half hour, a squad pulls up with my package. Sometimes they even come in and have a few.
The only time I got in trouble was when some hair gel wearing Sergeant responded. He had too many muscles and tattoos and too little brains. He actualy got a CR# on me.
Now, I call for the Fire Department. They understand.
And the boobie prize goes to...............
Bring some rolling papers and a gross of Magnum XL condoms while you're at it, officer.
I would rather bring someone beer, than be asked to solve their problems in a matter of minutes that they took decades to create.
Besides, the department wants us all to be social workers - Wall-mart Greeters, so we might as well put the guns away, put on a smiley face button and politely ask to be shot by the next future doctor we see.
This city makes us respond to any call, no matter how asinine. As a side note, with 'me-too' clauses and all...
If we have to patrol looking for crime, how come CFD doesn't roam the streets looking for fires?
I'm done. 19d
I'll glady respond to this type of service call,but there will be an admin fee!!!
Of all people, Sneed brings up the opinion of ex-Black Panther Party "Minister of Defense" Bobby "Off the Pigs" Rush.
The taxpayers will get the police department they truly deserve.
An outsider. Right. When pigs fly.
He later found out that he could be bogus because his city sucks and is corrupt beyond repair, so he initiated a Complaint Register # against the responding officers because they didn't bring the beer. This just happened to be tenth no beer complaint initiated against these officers, and their pussy supervisors put them in a behavioral program. These officers were then dumped from their current unit of assignment and are now writing traffic citations to hard working people and gay alderman. However after writing a legit ticket to the gay alderman he was then dumped to midnights, and was later caught sleeping on the job, sparred, and then fired. Is there a Fireman's Test in the near future ? :)
We (the chicago police) cant refuse to respond to a job. No matter what the complaint or content of the call. Unlike the chicago fire department that refuse to respond. hmmm
Be aware that when you arrest someone for a D.C. because they called the police without lawful reason, you will be sued. Just ask the principal from Dyett Academy who received a 1.5 million dollar judgement.
How this any differnt from all the bullshit calls we get nowadays, and the incompetent dispatchers who don't get enough information but send police anyway. EXAMPLE: Call comes out of a vehicle driving at a high rate of speed weeving in and out of traffic. Of course the caller could ad a few key words like "GUN", or "HE/SHE" tried to run me off the road.
The poor beat car is assigned no where near the alleged incident which if these parties invovled were driving would still be driving.
So, here's the problem. If you wasted your time going and racing to get there, it's all bullshit, AND in the event you did get the vehicle cause Good Citizend gave Lic Plate to the dispatcher, what happens when you stop the vehicle? NOTHING! Why? Because the caller who was supposed to be in all this danger, never leaves a name or number so that if this alleged offender was captured, maybe they could be identified.
So, the caller who was really just mad because they had some road rage/traffic altercation with somoene calls and makes up a lie in their effort to "I'll show him/her".
How about we charge these callers!
How about the dispatchers not take this call unless a name is given and since its personal, traffic is moving, and if offeder is caught, what do you have? Nothing - No Victim!
Anyhoot, just a bullshit thought - Apologize.
"the success of Washington, D.C.'s top cop, Cathy L. Lanier...and Detroit's...Ella M. Bully-Cummings..." - Michael Sneed
"SUCCESS???" What "success"?
Care to elaborate, Sneed? You can even toss in Heather Fong, SFPD.
He should have called the CFD their saying is "we are there when you need beer" its written on every truck and bambulance
I hear there is already a CR on the POs for not providing courteous police service. And the alderman is already complaining. so is da mayor. And the Reverends... And Moprah will be writing about this soon.
Let the homicide rate soar!!!! up up up... Fuck this place.. . Best part about it even if you r out there still trying to work you will be stopped by the powers that be.
Hey, as long as I get a six pack out of the deal I don't mind. You buy, I'll fly.
Regular or lite?
...and with empby beer can in hand he shouted, "don't tase me bro"
Call the Jacson family for the beer.
OBITUARY:
The brave, off duty police officer died drowning in a vat of beer. He was fighting off the firemen dispatched to save him.
"Hell...he sounds like a future alderman to me!
11/10/2007 08:59:00 AM"
Nope, if that was the case it would be an 8 ball of coke& a prostitute. Which would be delivered to him by your Gold Star of Choice...BANK ON IT!!
Here's a good one, Domestic Disturbance call in 015: Foster mother calls 911 on 16 year old Foster child for refusing to take a bath.
You gotta love those Domestics involving small children. They need you to play daddy or the boggieman, your choice.
I recently got sent to a domestic which was, as the narrative said, a six year old being disrespectful to momma. That beats the job I got of a 16yr old that refused to clean his room. But, it doesn't top the domestic I got that turned out to be a teenage girl who couldn't find her cellphone and wanted my partner and I to help look for it. Serve and protect, would you like fries with that?
Here's a good one, Domestic Disturbance call in 015: Foster mother calls 911 on 16 year old Foster child for refusing to take a bath.
11/11/2007 01:16:00 AM
Here's another one, "can you tell my neighbor to stop burning incense,it is irritating my dogs."
I guess this is the most appropriate thread to ask this question---Last year while driving I had the vantage point of watching a private bambulance company throw their lights and siren on coming up to a red light, shook up some old people in a car, ended up causing an accident (fender bender)...they go through the light get to next block and shut everything off laughing their asses off, basically they were going nowhere. Last week, saw the same thing---rush hour, they throw on their lights and move through all the cars get a block away and shut lights and siren off. As a result, I never pull over for any non-government ambulances. Do CPD ever ticket these assholes for doing this?
Here's another one, "can you tell my neighbor to stop burning incense,it is irritating my dogs."
11/11/2007 02:54:00 PM
How about being directed to the bathroom of a 300 lb woman sitting on the toilet who "can't shit?"
Did thay tase him?Because if they did Mary mitchell will write an article,oh never mind,he sounds white.
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