Sunday, November 18, 2007

Picture This

You're on patrol. You see an individual walking in an alley. He doesn't fit the area, won't answer simple questions and all he has in his possession is a small amphibian. It's happening in Missouri:
  • A 21-year-old man has been accused of using a toad to get high.Clay County sheriff's deputies said David Theiss, of Kansas City, possessed a Colorado River toad with the intention of using it as a hallucinogenic.Experts said it's possible to lick the toad's venom glands to achieve psychedelic effects.
OK, we made up the scenario. Everyone knows you can't stop some guy walking in an alley for not fitting the area - that'd be profiling! And he's under no obligation to answer your questions - you're messing up his trip, man. You are so bogus.

So the toad would be thrown out of court as a bad search and you'd be subject to Department discipline and monetary damages for violating the toad licker's civil rights.

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22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, did you just watch that Beavis & Butthead episode?!

11/18/2007 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kiss a frog and you may get a prince.

Kiss a toad and alll you get is warts.

11/18/2007 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that a toad in you pocket
or are you just glad to see me.

11/18/2007 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DON'T HATE IT UNTIL YOU TRY IT

11/18/2007 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can "Picture That" at Belmont & Clark.
That and every other disorder goes on there.
Any toad would be better looking than the he/shes there.Perhaps the alder(?)man can scream at them at bit..............

11/18/2007 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This job has more TOADY suckers than you can imagine. The most successful ones are called "exempts".

11/18/2007 02:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember Beavis and Butthead back in the 90s? They used to do that!

11/18/2007 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY SCC! Does the toad juice show up in the CPD random drug testing? Here Froggy-Froggy!

11/18/2007 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude---I'm all toaded out.

11/18/2007 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To me, a mere "civilian" as you like to call us, this is just another example of how stupid Prohibition 2.0 has turned out to be.

-the friendly grizzly

11/18/2007 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is ERPS expected to feed it until trial?

11/18/2007 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So if he's arrested here for something else and the toad is in his pocket,does he get to take it into lockup with him?

11/18/2007 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross" - Dirty Harry.

11/18/2007 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I TALKED TO SEISER, HE STATED THAT IF HE CATCHES YOU, HE LOCKING YOU UP FOR PCT, POSSESSION OF A CONTROLLED TOAD AND HE WILL THEN IMPOUND YOUR CAR. WAY TO SEISER, FELONY COURT AND VEHICLE IMPOUND COURT.

11/18/2007 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It happens here in Hawaii all the time. The real problem is making sure your dog doesn't eat one.... it will kill him.

11/18/2007 03:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave the toad lickers alone, they're suffering enough. The punishment for licking a toad is that you have to lick a toad.

11/18/2007 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rather lick a toad, them smoke dope that was "stored" up pookies ass!

11/18/2007 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous homer said...

MMMMMM....toads

11/18/2007 10:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beatnik says: (While thumping on his bongos),

"ICY POND, STUPID FROG - SPLAT!"

11/19/2007 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PETA WANTS TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TOAD, WAS IT INVENTORIED OR RELASED?
NO CASE WITHOUT EVIDENCE.
WAS THIS LICKING CONSESUAL?
TOADS HAVE RIGHTS TOO
I THOUGHT ALL THE GUYS KISSING TOADS AT THE BIRD SANCTUARY WERE HOPING TO TURN THEM INTO PRINCES.

11/19/2007 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rocks, blows, toad.

11/19/2007 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Sabian said...

Toad?..... Wasn't he a Morgan Deuce back before hair gel was invented?...

11/20/2007 12:01:00 AM  

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