Thursday, January 03, 2008

Morons Get Their Due?

First it sounded like a tragedy. One killed, two wounded in a tiger attack at the San Francisco Zoo.

Then it sounded like a Darwin Award where the "victims" may have been taunting the tiger and bit off more than they could chew.

Then after the story of blood and a shoe being found in the tiger moat was determined to be false, the moat itself was found to be almost four-and-a-half feet short of what it should have been, leading to questions of engineering errors and mistakes by the zoo accreditation board.

Now the pendulum has swung back the other way (again) and we get this story from the New York Post:
  • Two brothers who were injured when a tiger attacked them at the San Francisco Zoo had slingshots on them at the time, a source said.

    An empty vodka bottle was also found in a car used by Amritpal Dhaliwal, 19, and his brother, Kulbir, 23, on the day of the mauling, which left 17-year-old Carlos Sousa Jr. dead, according to the source.

    The discoveries could be an indication that the brothers may have taunted the 350-pound Siberian tiger before it leapt from its grotto.

You can't blame a tiger for being a tiger. Personally, we always cheer for nature in cases like these.

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26 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Mexican food.

1/03/2008 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

was it a Tijuana Slingshot?

1/03/2008 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ouch, somebody dead!

1/03/2008 03:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea, and arn't THOSE(the bros) the types the Tiger would've fed on in the wild anyway?

1/03/2008 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its all the fault of the Vodka maker! We should sue,then hire Sean Penn and Danny Glover to spread their profits to all the needy folks.....

1/03/2008 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can We rent the Tiger?

1/03/2008 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OffTopic So will Lt.Tobias retire or go back to being the field Lt in 13 Dist?

1/03/2008 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Morons get their due Is that about Tobias and the SOS Crew?LoL hear they might be going to a differant ZOO in '08

1/03/2008 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Morons get their due Is that about Tobias and the SOS Crew?LoL hear they might be going to a differant ZOO in '08

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sorry, Tobias fired you.

1/03/2008 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pussies can be dangerous.

1/03/2008 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have to read through a whole page of commentary by SCC ....that's the r3eal tragedy .... no one gives a fuck what you think SCC !!!

1/03/2008 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny shit! LOL! Good eating the jagoffs messed with the lion and the lion/tiger won! Good job God bless that tiger!

1/03/2008 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OffTopic So will Lt.Tobias retire or go back to being the field Lt in 13 Dist?

1/03/2008 07:34:00 AM

He will be going somewhere but not as a lt. More like an inmate we hope!

1/03/2008 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IF MAYOR BLOOMBERG DECIDES TO RESIGN AND RUN FOR PRESIDENT YOU CAN BET SEISER WILL BE ELECTED REPUBLICAN MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY. THE BIG APPLE WANTS SEISER TO RUN IT.

1/03/2008 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have to read through a whole page of commentary by SCC ....that's the r3eal tragedy .... no one gives a fuck what you think SCC !!!

and yet, here you are. again.

1/03/2008 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said "you people are stupid or have never been to the zoo." The elephants at the Lincoln Park zoo had to be chained to keep them from charging visitors, now the elephant exhibit is closed forever. Brookfield Zoo had a "mountain lion" or some kind of cat in an enclosure, when we visited the zoo for the second or third time, there was now a net in front of the exhibit with a sign that read "this animal's legs are so strong, they can leap out of this exhibit - therefore the net" you mean we could have been eaten on one of our previous visits?and this is not to mention the - lion in the next exhibit roaring viciously at everybody - we are done visiting the zoo. One more thing - do you remeber the ape that got free - no one threw rocks at her or taunted her - get real and stop acting so creepy.

1/03/2008 04:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love it when the victim fights back and wins!

1/03/2008 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With a few of these big pussies our problems on the west side would be over very soon.

1/03/2008 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the SFPD officers who shot the tiger are going to be brought up on charges by the Independent police review board. Tony the tiger should not have been shot

1/03/2008 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Imagine if that Tiger could talk: "I'm out! I'm out! I got you now you f**** teenagers!!! so who's the big man now?!!! Let see what that slingshot can do at close range...What was that? I can't hear you?!! Whatsamatter Cat got your throat? Now where did those other two ass***** go?

1/03/2008 09:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes and after the drunken taunting, the tiger did what any animal would do....then gets shot dead. Heard that the surviving boys hired a hot-shot lawyer.
ROAR

1/03/2008 09:14:00 PM  
Blogger It's Not All Real said...

If they provoked the tiger, then they're dumbshits. But as dumbshits, I still have sympathy for the one who died, and even more for his family. It's bad enough he was killed, but to die for being a dumbshit makes it even more sad.

Don't fuck with the animals, unless you're carrying a big gun.

1/03/2008 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They lawyered up very quick...

1/04/2008 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To bad the tiger was shot and killed he would be great to roam englewood, would really stop a lot of senseless crime and provide a snack for the hungry tiger! Let him roam cabrini what is left of it would keep residents quiet and behaved!

1/04/2008 05:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need more tigers like this one! You fuck with the lion you get eaten as daley would say simple as that!

1/04/2008 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amritpal Dhaliwal, 19, and his brother, Kulbir....

Armpit and his brother Klubber?
Sounds like terrorist names. The
tiger just prevented a suicide bombing at the zoo...

1/05/2008 04:08:00 PM  

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