Sunday, June 22, 2008

Cubs/Sox Abuse

Open post to belittle each other's team.

Refrain from the common slurs.

We imagine Sox fans are feeling a bit stressed right about now though. As per our usual denials, we don't follow baseball, we follow the Bears and Blackhawks. But since everyone else seems to be glued to the Crosstown Series, go for it.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cop who gave me a ticket for drinkng in public - m4w

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Date: 2008-06-01, 4:46PM CDT


We already had a drink together kind of. What with me sitting on a stoop finishing my Stella while you wrote me a ticket. But I feel kind of bad that our first date involved a couple of my friends, who were none too sober, and you had a workmate out with you. Also, while you seemed real interested in me: you took my address, phone number, height, weight, even eye color, I didn't even get your name. Frankly, I found your instant fascination with me a little flattering, if slightly creepy. I suppose a gals gotta be on her guard these days though. Still, it's not very flirty to take down my DL number.

Anyway, you did set up a second date with me but it was at a courthouse in the early afternoon and you kept telling me I didn't have to go if I don't want to. You had the courage to just pull over onto the side of the road to talk to me but you're being coy about our second encounter? What gives?

Maybe we could go somewhere a little less arrestee instead. We'd have to go dutch since I'll be spending my date money on the fine you gave me but you seemed like a pretty independent woman so I don't suspect you'll have too much of a problem with that.

You were really pretty with a surprisingly warm smile given the situation. I was the one who made a joke about pronouncing "stella" with a proper French accent. We could be like the lamest cop/criminal romantic comedy ever. You could be torn between your job and me and ultimately figure out zany ways to thwart my schemes to drink in public without landing me in the slammer. It'd be great.

Seriously though officer, do you wanna go on a date?


Location: Western and Lincoln

6/22/2008 12:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will die a happy person I witnessed a world series championship from the Sox
ALL Cub fans will die with frowns on their faces because of a curse

6/22/2008 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who are the Blackhawks?

6/22/2008 12:13:00 AM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Sox fans too. Not really knowing what a Sox fan was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. One girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Sox fan."

Then, asks the teacher, what are you?

"Why I'm proud to be a Chicago Cubs fan," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the girl why she is a Cubs fan.

"Well, My Dad and Mom are Cubs fans, and I'm a Cubs fan too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says the girl, "I'd be a Sox fan."

6/22/2008 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who really cares????

This is the new Communist Opiate of the people...

Keep them ignorant and preoccupied with meaningless things as Karl Marx so eloquently stated.

6/22/2008 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well i am a sox fan... and yes, a bit stressed but i was at the game and its time for sleepy time... yes j fed.. i was drinkin like a drunken sailor and was intoxicated, inebriated and what evber the hell else you wanna call it.. ok, too hard to type and tryto eat burrito at same time.

p.s. I hate that f'n go cubs go song.

6/22/2008 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10 hour days so we can be off more and watch the cubs whoop the sox some more!

6/22/2008 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE BLACKHAWKS WILL RAISE LORD STANLEY BEFORE THE CUBS WILL RAISE A WORLD SERIES TROPHY.....I LOVE THAT THOUGHT!!!!

6/22/2008 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...seriously officer, you want to go on a date..."

Are the women up there that desperate?

6/22/2008 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous The police from the land of Elway said...

There were these three bears. Mom, Other Mom (hey, they're in San Francisco), and Cub. The cub had two mommies, I guess.

Mom and Mom filed for a bear divorce. It's a lot like a people divorce only with slightly less roaring and tearing each other limb from limb. And then it was time for the cub to decide where he was going to live.

"I don't want to live with my mommy, because she beats me. And I don't want to live with my other mommy, because she beats me too."

The judge asked the cub, "You have to go somewhere. Who do you want to live with?"

"I want to live with the Chicago Bears. They never beat anybody!"

6/22/2008 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous rock said...

Hey Mar...Whats more stressfull goin down to ipra or being down 2-0 yyyooooooooooooooooo!!!

6/22/2008 10:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cubs are #1 in NL ERA and #1 in NL batting average. It just might be their year!!

6/22/2008 11:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big Sox fan, but knew they were going to loose in Wrigley... Its ok, we have next week. I will give this week to the cub fans.

Lets start a riot in Chicago, this way the panel for the summer olympics will really know how we celebrate when a team wins here...

6/22/2008 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. SouthSide says---

"...ten more days so we can see the Cubs whoop the Sox some more..."

It's actually five more days until the two meet again.

It must be tough to have sexual orientation issues AND not be able to read a calender.

6/22/2008 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10 hour days means we will see less games moron....or use more time to see a game

6/22/2008 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I drove down my block this morning.
4 cubs flags, 2 sox flags. Some idiot had a cubs towel clipped to the porch railing. Another had two white socks hanging from a flagpole. Baseball team signs in windows. 5 cars sporting cubs or white sox flags. On the entire block, only 2 United States flags.

I remember a few years ago some drunken assholes chanting outside Wrigley Field, "Sosa is a god! Sosa is a god!" Well, where's your god now, dickheads?

This country is under threat from terrorists who want to kill every one of us and our economy is in the shitter. The mayor, alderthieves, media and religious leaders are falling all over themselves to destroy the thin blue line. Politicians in Washington are bankrupting us to buy votes.

But what does everyone care about? Some steroid-filled assclowns who can't speak the english but who can chase little white baseballs. Pathetic. We deserve what we're gonna get.

6/22/2008 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously though officer, do you wanna go on a date?


Oh, please. Go away.

6/22/2008 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3 games in a row,, Sox fell flat on their faces.

They should be embarrassed.

The fun part is seeing all the stunned look on the Sox fans the last three games.

Look for 3 more losses next weekend.

6/22/2008 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SWEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!!!

6/22/2008 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

angry bitter south side hillbillies!!! F YOU SOX SUCK!!!

6/22/2008 11:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I want to live with the Chicago Bears. They never beat anybody!"


That should now be changed to the Sox because the Cubs just SWEPT THEM!

6/22/2008 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd rather be a hillbilly than live on the north side and have Billy drill me.

6/23/2008 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will die a happy person I witnessed a world series championship from the Sox
ALL Cub fans will die with frowns on their faces because of a curse

WORRY ABOUT THE SOX LOSER! CUB FANS DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR THE SOX!

6/23/2008 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This country is under threat from terrorists who want to kill every one of us and our economy is in the shitter. The mayor, alderthieves, media and religious leaders are falling all over themselves to destroy the thin blue line. Politicians in Washington are bankrupting us to buy votes.

But what does everyone care about? Some steroid-filled assclowns who can't speak the english but who can chase little white baseballs. Pathetic. We deserve what we're gonna get.

6/22/2008 01:11:00 PM

CALM DOWN FRANCIS, TAKE A DRINK ASSHOLE!

6/23/2008 06:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd rather be a hillbilly than live on the north side and have Billy drill me.

GETTING IN THE ASS IS WHAT ALL SOX FANS REALLY WANT!
because thats all they talk about when it comes to the cubs, sox fans can't argue balls and strikes , or who has the best wining percentage, all they can come up with is the cubs are gay and are in gay town. all sox fans are uneducated morons who want it in the ass!

6/23/2008 06:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anonymous said...
I'd rather be a hillbilly than live on the north side and have Billy drill me.

GETTING IN THE ASS IS WHAT ALL SOX FANS REALLY WANT!
because thats all they talk about when it comes to the cubs, sox fans can't argue balls and strikes , or who has the best wining percentage, all they can come up with is the cubs are gay and are in gay town. all sox fans are uneducated morons who want it in the ass!

6/23/2008 06:47:00 PM

Typical Cub fan. You think that arguing balls, strikes and winning percentage is the barometer of a true understanding of the game. You sound like a 12-year old girl who wouldn't know a double switch if it bit you in the butt. And if I were you, I certainly wouldn't deride someone else's lack of education, given your own poor grammar and inability to punctuate correctly.

6/23/2008 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...all sox fans are uneducated morons..."

Did you look at your own post? Punctuation, capitalization, syntax...did you go to public school?

6/24/2008 09:53:00 AM  

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