Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Idiot of the Week

  • Bridgeport police say they arrested a city man after he ordered his pet to attack two officers. Lucky for them that 9-foot-long pythons aren't very obedient.

    Police Lt. James Viadero says 21-year-old Victor Rodriguez was charged with threatening police and disorderly conduct after Monday's incident. No one was hurt.

    Officers were called to Rodriguez's apartment on a report that he was threatening his girlfriend with the pet reptile.

    Viadero says that when the building superintendent opened the apartment door for the officers, Rodriguez allegedly threatened them with the snake and told it to "Get them!"

    Rodriguez and his pet were both taken away: Rodriguez to jail on a $10,000 bond, and the albino python to the city's animal control shelter.
We know you can be creative as hell. Keep it reasonable clean you dirty minded people.

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36 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like the 911 operator really screwed that call up.

The boyfriend wanted the girlfriend to pet his "snake". But a lack of diversity training and cultural awareness and sensitivity missed the true idea: That he just wanted a little lovin'.

Maybe that guy should be in porno...

6/18/2008 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard an irish guy tried to attack a girl with his "snake" over the weekend, but she just laughed.

6/18/2008 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excuse me while I whip this out...

6/18/2008 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There once was a python from Bridgeport.
It was 9 feet long - that ain't short.
Now his owner's locked up,
where he might get "knocked up."
And all he'll hear now is: "It's so short!"

6/18/2008 12:42:00 AM  
Blogger Westcide Dog said...

I guess he was just trying to show her the albino python of love.

The original report from CNN stated that she called and all they heard were gagging sounds and a couple of good spits.

Talk about a loaded M4.

6/18/2008 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous viper said...

not as deadly as my pet trouser snake. The wife likes the venom.

6/18/2008 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is the girlfriend hot?I will let her play with my Albino Python...

6/18/2008 02:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"We know you can be creative as hell. Keep it reasonable clean you dirty minded people."


Until you brought it up, the thought hadn't entered my mind.

Really.

Seriously.

I mean it.

Not for a moment.

I'm not kidding.


Now, because of you, I can't get that guy's snake out of my mind.




You bastard.

6/18/2008 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Usually it's my python getting attacked. I don't mind at all.

6/18/2008 04:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Were the Officers female ??? if so, wants the BIG DEAl ??? He jus wanted to show them his big white snake!

6/18/2008 06:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My PYTHON doesnt bite but it does squirt a mean venom......I got six kids!

6/18/2008 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says---

I can't read any more of these. I'm getting light-headed.

Now, kees me you fool!!!

6/18/2008 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thin g the Snake didn't make good on his escape.We'd be hearing all call BOLOS all goddamn day

6/18/2008 10:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Penthouse Forum said "Then I whipped out my nine inch plus python...."

6/18/2008 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What state was the snake in, flaccid or rigid?

6/18/2008 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i went on a domestic and the offender was on scene. he then ordered his gold fish to attack myself and my partner. although i was in fear for my life, no additional charges were filed.

6/18/2008 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bridgeport police say they arrested a city man after he ordered his pet to attack two officers. Lucky for them that 9-foot-long pythons aren't very obedient.
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I sure hope the SA tosses this one and tells the cops involved to use their brains for something other than thinking up creative charges. No one seriously believes you can command a snake to attack anyone else.

6/18/2008 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear this sort of thing happens all the time in Boy's Town.

6/18/2008 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I GOT A SNAKE MANG!!!! IT WAS SLITHERING ALL THIS WAY AND THAT!!!!

6/18/2008 03:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure this wasn't another R Kelly incident. Maybe R Kelly was chasing Michael Jackson around while threatening him with his snale. MJ isn't used to those bif smakes, he likes those little boy snakes.

6/18/2008 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be thankful he didn't use his hedgehog.

6/18/2008 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I told you to get rid of that Python and get a Glock.

6/18/2008 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Honey.....Wanna see my Python?

6/18/2008 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does it always have to be an Albino?

6/18/2008 05:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just want to know the "girth" of the snakie poo.

6/18/2008 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Russian man trained cats to walk a tight rope and obey like dogs.
Precedent for the ASA.

6/18/2008 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best partner anybody ever had on this job, his initials are Lonnie Segroves, would have faced the Zulu nation, Santa Anna's army, 3rd Reich or the Japanese kamikazee but if you showed him just one snake! I.A.D would be doing an investigation that would last a year. Every body would die and in the end it would be justified.

David Snethen

6/18/2008 09:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOSSSSSST IN FILLMORE....

"My Anaconda dont want none if you aint got buns hun!"

6/18/2008 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Fillmore:

"My anaconda don't want none UNLESS you got buns hun!"

Know your SIR MIX ALOT!

6/18/2008 10:07:00 PM  
Anonymous westside, inside do-nothing said...

Did anyone ever ascertain the name of the snake??? I'm guessing either "Daley" or "Weis".

6/19/2008 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need the Area 2 snake team on this stuff.

6/19/2008 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Careful M4s keep Chupacabras!!

6/19/2008 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Second Deputy has always been known as a "snake" man.

6/20/2008 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the snake was hooded,masked or robed it would have been aggravated.

6/20/2008 12:18:00 PM  
Blogger Kim du Toit said...

Should have just shot the f***ing worm, and the snake too.

6/23/2008 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The real idiot of the week is Lt. Joe G at 019. This goof puts a sex beef on a good Captain. She gets moved? WTF. Lt Joe has had more sex beefs against him than you can count. He has a long history of being an idiot. He also likes to make cracks about others in public. Jody moved the wrong person. If his shirt was blue, he'd be fired.

6/26/2008 09:48:00 AM  

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