Idiot of the Week
- Bridgeport police say they arrested a city man after he ordered his pet to attack two officers. Lucky for them that 9-foot-long pythons aren't very obedient.
Police Lt. James Viadero says 21-year-old Victor Rodriguez was charged with threatening police and disorderly conduct after Monday's incident. No one was hurt.
Officers were called to Rodriguez's apartment on a report that he was threatening his girlfriend with the pet reptile.
Viadero says that when the building superintendent opened the apartment door for the officers, Rodriguez allegedly threatened them with the snake and told it to "Get them!"
Rodriguez and his pet were both taken away: Rodriguez to jail on a $10,000 bond, and the albino python to the city's animal control shelter.
We know you can be creative as hell. Keep it reasonable clean you dirty minded people.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
36 Comments:
Sounds like the 911 operator really screwed that call up.
The boyfriend wanted the girlfriend to pet his "snake". But a lack of diversity training and cultural awareness and sensitivity missed the true idea: That he just wanted a little lovin'.
Maybe that guy should be in porno...
Heard an irish guy tried to attack a girl with his "snake" over the weekend, but she just laughed.
Excuse me while I whip this out...
There once was a python from Bridgeport.
It was 9 feet long - that ain't short.
Now his owner's locked up,
where he might get "knocked up."
And all he'll hear now is: "It's so short!"
I guess he was just trying to show her the albino python of love.
The original report from CNN stated that she called and all they heard were gagging sounds and a couple of good spits.
Talk about a loaded M4.
not as deadly as my pet trouser snake. The wife likes the venom.
Is the girlfriend hot?I will let her play with my Albino Python...
"We know you can be creative as hell. Keep it reasonable clean you dirty minded people."
Until you brought it up, the thought hadn't entered my mind.
Really.
Seriously.
I mean it.
Not for a moment.
I'm not kidding.
Now, because of you, I can't get that guy's snake out of my mind.
You bastard.
Usually it's my python getting attacked. I don't mind at all.
Were the Officers female ??? if so, wants the BIG DEAl ??? He jus wanted to show them his big white snake!
My PYTHON doesnt bite but it does squirt a mean venom......I got six kids!
The Keesing Bandit says---
I can't read any more of these. I'm getting light-headed.
Now, kees me you fool!!!
Good thin g the Snake didn't make good on his escape.We'd be hearing all call BOLOS all goddamn day
Penthouse Forum said "Then I whipped out my nine inch plus python...."
What state was the snake in, flaccid or rigid?
i went on a domestic and the offender was on scene. he then ordered his gold fish to attack myself and my partner. although i was in fear for my life, no additional charges were filed.
Bridgeport police say they arrested a city man after he ordered his pet to attack two officers. Lucky for them that 9-foot-long pythons aren't very obedient.
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I sure hope the SA tosses this one and tells the cops involved to use their brains for something other than thinking up creative charges. No one seriously believes you can command a snake to attack anyone else.
I hear this sort of thing happens all the time in Boy's Town.
I GOT A SNAKE MANG!!!! IT WAS SLITHERING ALL THIS WAY AND THAT!!!!
Sure this wasn't another R Kelly incident. Maybe R Kelly was chasing Michael Jackson around while threatening him with his snale. MJ isn't used to those bif smakes, he likes those little boy snakes.
Be thankful he didn't use his hedgehog.
I told you to get rid of that Python and get a Glock.
Hi Honey.....Wanna see my Python?
Why does it always have to be an Albino?
Just want to know the "girth" of the snakie poo.
A Russian man trained cats to walk a tight rope and obey like dogs.
Precedent for the ASA.
The best partner anybody ever had on this job, his initials are Lonnie Segroves, would have faced the Zulu nation, Santa Anna's army, 3rd Reich or the Japanese kamikazee but if you showed him just one snake! I.A.D would be doing an investigation that would last a year. Every body would die and in the end it would be justified.
David Snethen
LOSSSSSST IN FILLMORE....
"My Anaconda dont want none if you aint got buns hun!"
To Fillmore:
"My anaconda don't want none UNLESS you got buns hun!"
Know your SIR MIX ALOT!
Did anyone ever ascertain the name of the snake??? I'm guessing either "Daley" or "Weis".
We need the Area 2 snake team on this stuff.
Careful M4s keep Chupacabras!!
The Second Deputy has always been known as a "snake" man.
If the snake was hooded,masked or robed it would have been aggravated.
Should have just shot the f***ing worm, and the snake too.
The real idiot of the week is Lt. Joe G at 019. This goof puts a sex beef on a good Captain. She gets moved? WTF. Lt Joe has had more sex beefs against him than you can count. He has a long history of being an idiot. He also likes to make cracks about others in public. Jody moved the wrong person. If his shirt was blue, he'd be fired.
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