Sunday, August 17, 2008

003 Shooting - On Video!

It's getting bad over there:



Looks like Commander Crump-Hales's dream of a peaceful resolution to gang conflict is crashing down around her ears. Jack is dead and BK is looking for revenge. That team building (burger building?) exercise has led to new conflicts of frying vs flame broiling, McMuffin vs Croissan'wich and a resumption of the dreaded "French Fries Wars" of the early 80's.

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36 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever. For God sakes please don't bring back those muppet McNugget commercials from the 80's!

8/17/2008 12:07:00 AM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

Wow..that's 00:27 seconds I'll never get back.

1 star

8/17/2008 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

excellent scc, you made chalkie proud hope he has a good weekend

8/17/2008 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where the hell was Mayor McCheese when all this was taking place????

Man when will it end?

We need call in the heavy artillery - patrol these streets with Underdog, Mighty Mouse, and Inspector Gadget to follow up on this investigation and get those responsible charged, ASAP.

8/17/2008 03:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

History was made this week in the field of Law Enforcement. The Chicago Police Department continues to take the lead in leading the solar system in cutting edge technology. The newly purchase SUV will have an attached billion bulb spot light so that when the 3 officers who are left in the Patrol division are confronted with the regular childish,inane and frivolous community conflict,they will simply activate the light and aim it at the moon. This will instaneously summon all Burger King employees to go into a code red status. Yep..our command van will then be filled with single and double layered Whoppers (because of budget concerns, no cheese will be added), and be escorted to the conflict. Upon arrival, the combatants (studies have proved that food is a non-lethal method for keeping large carnivores away from humans),pass out these delectable, mouth-watering delights to the animals and see the anger melt away. Really...

8/17/2008 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is Classic. That's exactly how it goes down. Over some trivial insignificant non-sense.
They'll Kill each other @ the drop of a hat. No other word for that other than SAVAGERY

8/17/2008 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where was Mr. Beefee? Its the real food of the westside!

8/17/2008 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work in 006 and realize it is time to leave.

I will be attending graduate school in late August and want to know what unit is best to go to so I can do my studies at work.

Some options (as I was told) are:

1) R and D
2) TARA
3) CAPS office in 004
4) Recruit training

I'm sure there are more. Please help !!!

8/17/2008 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous wrote:
"Where the hell was Mayor McCheese when all this was taking place?"

___________________________________

He was at the Olympics, or in Greece, or in Ireland. Just like another mayor, he was somewhere else when the shit hits the fan.

8/17/2008 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUNNY!

Go BK!

8/17/2008 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hope the next supt. cleans house on all the suck holes now in command staff. extra special treatment should be reserved for the think tank 3. like the fireman remember their scabs , we wont forget ours."hay sgt hows law school going" maybe in a few years things will change and some of you may work for me , even if im retired than i still have friends . two more years is not long to wait.

8/17/2008 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, you sir have out done yourself. YOU DA MAN!!!!! Very funny. Thanks for the laugh...

8/17/2008 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What?..Its not the same thing! Their's is called McDonalds..Mine is called McDougals. Their's is called the BIG Mac..I call mine the Big Mick!..(sound of automatic waepons and screaming in the background)

8/17/2008 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Jak In Your Box said...

NO!! you killed Jack YOu Basterds!!! I Love them taquitos after a long night of drinking er pops all night.

8/17/2008 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why don't they remove the URL for the Chicago Police on the backside of the newer squad cars?!

8/17/2008 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was that Heather Johnson dressed up as Hamburglar?

8/17/2008 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny...but most of the people in the video are evidently from the North side???? Isn't this supposed to be a Soupfffff Side thang??

8/17/2008 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Makes the Watts riots of the sixties look like child's play.

8/17/2008 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT...can anyone in 019 confirm that Whiney 3rd watch capt. was riding 10-4 with a 4 year clout baby a few weekends ago?

8/17/2008 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once I stepped on a big roach on the floor in a Burger King. It made a sound that went "CRUMP!" I swear.

8/17/2008 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More insanity, last night I was at an "underground" club in 003 with my boys at the "rumpshakers" reunion who did I see there? None other than (JJ) from midway who tells me "I am on the medical f#@K that new lt spar me"! He said he was sick but dam the boy was shaking with the ho's like crazy guess he be ok! Lucky crumpy did not show up the dumb idiot!!POS!

8/17/2008 04:08:00 PM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

I paid a visit to Barnes & Noble today and bought a great new read.

But first, on the recommendation of fellow bon vivant Lillie Crump-Hales, the galloping gourmet of Grand Crossing, I just had to grab a double whopper at 7-3 and Stony!

Still, the King has nothing on a full, finger-lickin' slab at Lem's.

Bon appetit, Lillie!

If you're at a bookstore, I highly recommend the following which debuts at No. 1 on today's NY Times (nonfiction) book list:

1. THE OBAMA NATION, by Jerome R. Corsi (Threshold, $28) The Democratic candidate as an extreme leftist, from the co-author of "Unfit for Command: Swift Boat Veterans Speak Out Against John Kerry."

8/17/2008 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I'm sure there are more. Please help !!!

8/17/2008 08:26:00 AM"


You are definitely asking the wrong questions, in the wrong place, to the wrong people, at the wrong time.


You must be a patronage hire, so answer your own question.

8/17/2008 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

OT...can anyone in 019 confirm that Whiney 3rd watch capt. was riding 10-4 with a 4 year clout baby a few weekends ago?

8/17/2008 03:11:00 PM

WHO YOU TALKING ABOUT RYAN?

8/17/2008 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is too funny- Steve Georges' wife actually monitors this blog and looks for bashings about him. She then posts a bunch of "what a great guy" blogs about him.

So I'm sitting around the house myself here trying to figure out nice things to say about the well deserved Commander of 018. Sorry to disappoint my fellow readers.

8/17/2008 07:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

work in 006 and realize it is time to leave.

I will be attending graduate school in late August and want to know what unit is best to go to so I can do my studies at work.

Some options (as I was told) are:

1) R and R
2) Supertendents Office
3) Burger King Unit
4) Turn in my Star

I'm sure there are more. Please help !!!

Ask your clout sure sounds like you can do what you want. Its ones like you that give this job a bad name what you are really saying is I want the pay and benfits, the city to pay for my education, and don't want to do shit. Turn in your star let the department give it to someone that wants to be the real police. Do the citizens a favor also, so they can have a real poice officer.

8/17/2008 10:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From the Trib's comments...I found this funny!

Lillie Crunt-Hales is the epitome of the working "real" police. Tough, gutsy, smart as a whip. When others try to compare themselves to her, I respond, "I know Lillie Crunt-Hales, I worked with Lillie Crunt-Hales, and you're no Lillie Crunt-Hales!"

8/18/2008 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone pleae confirm this, is Steve Georges related to Mara Gerges in any way?

8/18/2008 04:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

will be attending graduate school in late August and want to know what unit is best to go to so I can do my studies at work.

Some options (as I was told) are:

1) R and R
2) Supertendents Office


I'm sure there are more. Please help !!!
--------------------------

Truth is, be a supervisor. There are a lot of computers at work that you can use. Plus, you have people under you who can be told to search for data and compile data that you need for your papers. Better yet, let those under you WRITE your papers for you. This has been done many times. If you are in patrol, you can get a degree from one of the play college programs they have set up for the police. If you are in patrol and looking for a program with academic rigor, stay out of the busier districts.

8/18/2008 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous trib comments on l.c-h said...

12:42 AM

The Crump-Hales (L.C-H) "fan" in the Tribune comments posted as "Lt. Michael F. Ryan".

Does he exist? If "yes", is someone else using his name in the Trib blog? If "no", perhaps the "Lt. Michael F. Ryan" imposter could elaborate on this site about this "merit" fool "commander" of 003.

Could M.F.R. be L.C-H herself?

8/18/2008 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But first, on the recommendation of fellow bon vivant Lillie Crump-Hales, the galloping gourmet of Grand Crossing, I just had to grab a double whopper at 7-3 and Stony!

Um, wouldn't LILLIE be a femme fatale rather than a bon vivant since she is a female?

She is a female, isn't she? It is kind of hard to tell.

8/18/2008 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will be attending graduate school in late August and want to know what unit is best to go to so I can do my studies at work.
+++

Or become someone's watch secretary or get on the desk somewhere. I know several house mice who have gotten their degrees that way.

8/18/2008 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop drinking Haterade...If the Captian would have asked you to ride with him you would...now do me a favor and stop being a whiney puss...

8/18/2008 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone pleae confirm this, is Steve Georges related to Mara Gerges in any way?

How many times must we go through this? Now pay attention... the answer is no and you can take that to the bank.

8/18/2008 04:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go to TARA. I was there a few weeks ago and one of the instructors was too busy typing a paper rather than answer my question.

8/18/2008 05:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:17 AM

There is no active lt. on the CPD named MICHAEL F. RYAN.

8/19/2008 07:34:00 AM  

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