Wednesday, August 27, 2008

The Investigation Continues

Sources in the D-unit have snuck us a photo.


It's good to see they're still bringing in suspects in an effort to solve this spate of shootings. We're sure they'll have it solved in no time at all. Lawyers for the accused have been circling the building for hours, so expect some writs to be issued soon as the 48-hour mark approaches.

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118 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beating a dead horse...hilarious the first time. Funny the second time. Third time? Meh. At this point, let it go already. You are ruining the comedic value of previous installments!

8/27/2008 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of lawyers, expect the trademark infringement lawsuits to be filed post haste...

8/27/2008 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just when I think you've outdone yourself your comedic brillance shines through yet again. VERY, VERY FUNNY....Keep it going, that ignorant embarassing HUMP CRUMP-HALES deserves it and hopefully the entire country will see what a laughing stock our "leaders" of the Chicago Police Departement truely are.

8/27/2008 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

not a good line-up, Hearld is too short!

8/27/2008 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BURGER WILKE STRIKES AGAIN!!!

8/27/2008 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PERFECT

8/27/2008 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous F. Scott Fitzgerald Kinzie, Esq said...

F. Scott Fitzgerald Kinzie, Esquire
says:


You see what happens when you people eat me..!?!


You end up like Burger Wike and your arteries go Bam Bam, and you die.


Meat is murder!

Go green!!!

8/27/2008 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"you put dat butcha nife on me joe." Harold, proprietor of Harold's chicken #1-92.

8/27/2008 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

**OFF TOPIC**
73yr old Retired Copper Surfing:

Finally brought Dad into the 21st Century. Set him up with a Laptop and a Desktop for Mom, and Internet. Local Community College for a Internet for Seniors Class.

Now it get Interesting. Dads been retired now for 13 years. At a Retiree's lunch recently he hears from an Anonymous Exempt about Moral and the Blue Shirt Job Action/NO WORK, and THE BLOG!

Dad askes me why nobodys doing any work anymore, and why moral is so bad. That was an hour on the phone.
Then he asks whats the blog? So I sent him the link.

Mom said he spent last few days reading everything on the blog. He loves the pictures of the stupid blond girl.

Last weeks call dad suggests that retaliation should be taken against all media vehicles. Eventually the work will get to their bosses about not being able to drive 2 blocks without getting a ticket, this may lead to pressure from the media to give us a contract, and send a message to the papers and TV to start treating the Coppers with more respect. Even though its goes against the no-ticket or work for the bosses, and said screw the free papers.

So if your out far west near Sycamore, and an old man offers to buy you a beer (cause he can still tell a CPD guy a mile away) Enjoy it cause he can afford it. He has some great stories. He will also buy a round of shots to toast the fallen coppers, his eyes will tear up, shake your hand while telling you to stay safe and go home to your family...

Today he told me that he starts Chemo Friday. Thanks Dad. For everything.

I just needed to get this off my chest. Getting a slap of reality SUCKS.

8/27/2008 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You need to find a character for JJ Fish, Harold's, and Baba's Steak and Lemonade! They are the real murderers!

Die Baba, Die!

8/27/2008 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off the topic, but did anyone hear about the Berwyn alderman who was stopped at a nearby prostitution area...?

He was let go as a curtosity...

8/27/2008 02:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about demoted Cmdr & current Lt. JC as Grimace, Donnie as the Hamburglar & Malloy as Mayor McCheese

8/27/2008 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, someone owes me a new keyboard! I just shot Guinness through my nose and on the keys!

8/27/2008 02:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"State Sen. James Meeks offered Monday to drop a three-day school boycott if top Illinois Democrats agree to publicly make and name a whopper with lillie crump as the mediator"

8/27/2008 02:51:00 AM  
Blogger Detective ShavedLongcock said...

Is there a drive thru line-up window available? And why wasn't "Jack-in-the-Box" included in this line-up? I suspect a pay off somewhere!

8/27/2008 02:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey wait a minute. There is 6 white people in that line up and only one black guy. We tried that once and got in trouble for it.

Det. Tommy McFraud

8/27/2008 03:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic:


DENVER | Barack Obama's chances of winning the White House won't be harmed by his home city's reputation for shady politics or his connections to a 1960s radical, Chicago Mayor Richard Daley said Tuesday.

Daley said there is political corruption everywhere, not just Chicago.

"Go to New York. Go to Washington. Go to Philadelphia," Daley said. "All politics is rough and tumble."

Politics didn't take up all of Daley's time. He also took a few minutes to visit an oxygen bar next to the AP's office at the Democratic convention. Putting a little tube in his nose, he sampled 92 percent pure oxygen infused with lavender (for relaxation) and then apple (health and happiness).

http://nwitimes.com/articles/2008/08/27//news/illiana/doc57f61b481b7fa589862574b20005efb6.txt

8/27/2008 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"OFFENDERS VEHICLE CRASHES INTO APT BUILDING AT 5555 N WASHTENAW, AND EXITS VEHICLE AND POINTS FIREARM AT RESPONDING UNITS, WHO RETURN FIRE
-OFFENDER IS 36 YEAR OLD HYPE AND A GAYLORD GANG MEMBER"

GAYLORD GANG MEMBER ??? WTF, the northside gangs go by sexual orientation?

8/27/2008 03:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Phineas J. Whoopee said...

Looks more like an Exempt Meeting than a lineup. Is that Jimmy Jackson chasing Jody Weis with an axe?

8/27/2008 03:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT Caps Lts no more? Two Sgts in Caps. 2nd and 3rd. Can anyone confirm?

8/27/2008 04:18:00 AM  
Anonymous retired dick said...

Who's "the chef"? What's that green thing he's chasing with the hammer?

Be it "poems", variations of song lyrics, snot-blasting true stories or other creative humor, the dicks always seem to generate much more than their fair share.

8/27/2008 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's Jared?

8/27/2008 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Round up the usual suspects!

8/27/2008 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That clown 43B is all over the place. Red hair and all!

8/27/2008 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Jack-in-Box Batman!!!

8/27/2008 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Orphans robbed again:
'We're just ready to leave Chicago'
SPARE TIRES STOLEN | But foundation and store step up to help out

Way to go mayor daley. You have the city you always wanted.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/1129207,CST-NWS-orphan27.article

8/27/2008 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE MORE U PUT THIS STUFF UP HERE THE LESS I WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR BLOG.THERE IS A TIME FOR HUMOR BUT NOT NOW WHILE THE CITY IS GOING DOWN THE TUBES

8/27/2008 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sweet picture. Add the chihuahua from taco bell. You gotta represent the HDO hacks.

8/27/2008 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dump CAPS. Restore the department to it's pre CAPS days. Let us be the police again. Politians and reverands shouldn't run the department.

8/27/2008 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From D SCUM-Times:Orphans robbed again: 'We're just ready to leave Chicago'

Sounds like me reading my property tax bill

8/27/2008 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hillary said everything but Obama is and will be a great pres. I think the delegates were thinking we picked the wrong horse when she got done. Great speech, deaf, stupid ears though.

8/27/2008 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys forgot Jack-In-The-Box!

8/27/2008 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LETS GET SEISER TO CATCH THE KILLER, SEISER STILL RUNS IT.

8/27/2008 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like they gave Sgt. Hitney her own tact team in that photo.

8/27/2008 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Hitney, stop kissing all the bosses asses and back stabbing your so called friends. We are all sick of it.

8/27/2008 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS IS OVERKILL--ENOUGH ALREADY

8/27/2008 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

enough please, you people have too much time on your hands

8/27/2008 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hillary said everything but Obama is and will be a great pres. I think the delegates were thinking we picked the wrong horse when she got done. Great speech, deaf, stupid ears though.

8/27/2008 09:23:00 AM

Um.....Excuse me..... You must be on the wrong website..... HERE IS THE SITE BACKING Barack Obama

www.cpusa

8/27/2008 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous HamlinBurglar said...

Does TULSA POWER have a fast food mascot? (I heard they ROCK though, still TRU?!) -The Stroker

8/27/2008 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY THE 019 DISTRICT TAC TEAM KNOWS ALL THOSE GUYS! THEY SPEND HALF THEIR TOUR OF DUTY EATING!

8/27/2008 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS IS OVERKILL--ENOUGH ALREADY

8/27/2008 10:42:00 AM

Go to Oprah, go to Oprah, go to Oprah!!!!!

Now join your hands together with the palms and fingers of each hand facing and touching the palm and fingers of the other hand, while bending forward at the waist, and begging SCC's forgiveness. On behalf of SCC, no forgiveness is granted, so now go away, you are banished from the blog!

8/27/2008 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

THE MORE U PUT THIS STUFF UP HERE THE LESS I WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR BLOG.THERE IS A TIME FOR HUMOR BUT NOT NOW WHILE THE CITY IS GOING DOWN THE TUBES

8/27/2008 08:25:00 AM

GET A CLUE! WHEN ISN'T THE CITY GOING DOWN THE TUBES.
THATS THE PROBLEM WITH MOST COPPERS THEY TAKE THEIR JOBS WAY TO SERIOUSLY. DUDE ITS A 9-5. LET ME ASK YOU THIS. WHERE WOULD YOU BE IF YOU WEREN'T A COP? WORKING AT WALL-MART?

8/27/2008 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RE:
Hey Hitney, stop kissing all the bosses asses and back stabbing your so called friends. We are all sick of it.

8/27/2008 10:31:00 AM

Shut Up!! You obviously don't know her and don't work for her b/c she is an extremely good person to work for and actually treats everyone fairly. You must have some old gripe with her. Get over it dude. She may or may not have made the stripes on merit, but we are very very glad to have her here in deering.

8/27/2008 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone sure knows 43B because he sure is a clown!

8/27/2008 12:14:00 PM  
Blogger Elm Creek Smith said...

Sloppy work. Did Long John Silver and Captain D (street name, real name unk) evade the dragnet?

ECS

8/27/2008 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Sgt Hulka said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE MORE U PUT THIS STUFF UP HERE THE LESS I WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR BLOG.THERE IS A TIME FOR HUMOR BUT NOT NOW WHILE THE CITY IS GOING DOWN THE TUBES

8/27/2008 08:25:00 AM

Lighten up Francis!

If you could not tell from the thread topic and photo that is was total humor, then you need a new profession.

8/27/2008 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
THE MORE U PUT THIS STUFF UP HERE THE LESS I WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR BLOG.THERE IS A TIME FOR HUMOR BUT NOT NOW WHILE THE CITY IS GOING DOWN THE TUBES

8/27/2008 08:25:00 AM

Good. Go away.

8/27/2008 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just needed to get this off my chest. Getting a slap of reality SUCKS.
=========
Say Hi to Dad for me...and Chemo is not the kiss of death.

I know, my family member just went through it.

Keep your head up--will pray for you, him and your family.

8/27/2008 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's getting old, just like shaved blogging his own great reveiews.

8/27/2008 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OT Caps Lts no more? Two Sgts in Caps. 2nd and 3rd. Can anyone confirm?

8/27/2008 04:18:00 AM
*****************

I don't know about department wide, but in Area 2, the deputy's office called all of the commanders to tell them that their CAPS Lts no longer hold that position. This was on a Friday 2 weeks ago. The following Monday, the same person calls each commander saying to forget it, that the CAPS Lts are still in effect. However, there is now a 3rd watch CAPS Sgt in each district. this is to cover all of the beat and assorted group meetings without having to pay OT to the day Sgt, or the Beat Team Leader (they are definitely gone).
The reason for keeping the CAPS Lt in effect is not for keeping the program going, but to be able to use them on any watch, in any district citywide, as watch commander, without having to pay time and a half, as is required of all other Lts (except the Tact Lt).

8/27/2008 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Today he told me that he starts Chemo Friday. Thanks Dad. For everything.

-------------------------------------

Dads are the toughest guys in the world, my prayers for a speedy recovery...

8/27/2008 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of Gaylords/017 - as a civilian in 017, can anyone shed light on garage tags that say "MF Killers"? It looks like kids' play and not real gang stuff (bad Bart Simpson or kid wearing crown - ?) Oh and is there any tracking done before graffittibusters comes out to map tagging/gang beefs by CPD? Again, just curious.
We love this blog and the CPD, esp. the cops in 017!

8/27/2008 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to the Off Topic post about retired dad...

Good luck, he will be in our prayers and may St Michael hold his hand through his Chemo, and kick his cancer's ass.

A retired guy, who still feels brotherhood? He'll never go 99 on a tough call. We will pull for him.

8/27/2008 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dat piture maks me hungrie

8/27/2008 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous "award ribbons" said...

Any slacker who wears ribbons for the 1996 Democratic Convention, "crime reduction" and "perfect attendance" is a stroke. These "awards" are given for merely breathing.

The day that the CPD awards a ribbon (with clusters) for a hundred Part I felony arrest incidents (and multiples thereof) is the day I'll go into cardiac arrest.

You'd be hard-pressed to find even one exempt who would have earned such an award of consistent police excellence.

No standardization either. An officer working Mayberry can get a Dept. Commendation for arresting a tagger while a guy working 011 gets nothing for an "on-view" armed robbery pinch.

It's all bullshit and clout.

8/27/2008 02:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Caps Lts no more?

**Nope. No more CAPS Lt's.

8/27/2008 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After reading this I thank my lucky stars I work days in 024! From the Commander on down nothing but professional gentlemen; Alison is the best too. THANKS.....

8/27/2008 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE MORE U PUT THIS STUFF UP HERE THE LESS I WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR BLOG.THERE IS A TIME FOR HUMOR BUT NOT NOW WHILE THE CITY IS GOING DOWN THE TUBES
//////////////////////////////////
Obviously, not a cop. We have to find humor in despair. Otherwise... We seise to exist.

8/27/2008 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

looks more like the exempt line up

8/27/2008 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous global warming lies said...

Speaking of make-believe bullshit, here's more global warming "realities" for the scientists at SCC to debunk:

Arctic sea ice melts to 2nd lowest level in 30 years; scientists see ominous signs

WASHINGTON (AP) _ More ominous signs Wednesday have scientists saying that a global warming "tipping point" in the Arctic seems to be happening before their eyes: Sea ice in the Arctic Ocean is at its second lowest level in about 30 years.

The National Snow and Ice Data Center reported that sea ice in the Arctic now covers about 2.03 million square miles. The lowest point since satellite measurements began in 1979 was 1.65 million square miles set last September.

With about three weeks left in the Arctic summer, this year could wind up breaking that previous record, scientists said.

WEB link:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/sns-ap-sci-arctic-ice,0,3514833.story


How dare the liberal scum bags at the AP spew such obvious NSIDC and NASA rubbish! SCC says global warming is a myth, and I for one believe him/her/them!

8/27/2008 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT Caps Lts no more? Two Sgts in Caps. 2nd and 3rd.

cant confirm- but that makes sense---One sgt 1200-2000 hrs makes the most sense....that and abolishing the district manager spots.....

8/27/2008 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Enough with the pretend clowns stuff on SCC already!

Please go back to posting stories about the "real" clowns like the midget, J-Fed and the reverends.

8/27/2008 04:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Life Imitates Art said...

Did anyone hapen to notice the names of the homeless couple that attacked the yuppies? Burgess and King, pretty damn close to Burger and King

8/27/2008 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Donahue still our FOP president? The last I saw him he said something stupid like " we'll consider taking 3 unpaid furlough days. What does he get paid to do? He doesnt talk about our contract (let alone fight for what we want), he doesnt back any officer in shootings or allegations. He never seems to be around. Can someone tell me if he still is our FOP President. Mark, where are you?

8/27/2008 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Today he told me that he starts Chemo Friday. Thanks Dad. For everything.

I just needed to get this off my chest. Getting a slap of reality SUCKS.

8/27/2008 01:20:00 AM

Tell your Dad he didn't survive the streets of Chicago to let cancer get him down.

He and his family are in my thoughts and prayers

8/27/2008 06:16:00 PM  
Blogger SCC said...

Arctic sea ice melts to 2nd lowest level in 30 years; scientists see ominous signs

Did anyone tell you the records only go back 30 years? It's true.

Did anyone ever tell you the the Antarctic ice sheet (that's the south pole) had the highest recorded ice levels is...wait for it...30 years?

Just this spring you alarmists were saying the north pole would be ice free for the first time ever and we'd be awash in dead polar bears, conveniently ignoring the fact that explorers traversed the Northern Passage numerous times by boat in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. The sea ice is almost a million square kilometers bigger than last year and we have yet to see the morons at AP and Al Gore's house come up with a single picture of a dead polar bear.

Why not just admit that no one is completely sure how the entire global ecosystem operates and stop trying to panic the gullible?

8/27/2008 06:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"OFFENDERS VEHICLE CRASHES INTO APT BUILDING AT 5555 N WASHTENAW, AND EXITS VEHICLE AND POINTS FIREARM AT RESPONDING UNITS, WHO RETURN FIRE
-OFFENDER IS 36 YEAR OLD HYPE AND A GAYLORD GANG MEMBER"

GAYLORD GANG MEMBER ??? WTF, the northside gangs go by sexual orientation?

8/27/2008 03:13:00 AM

Yeah--There colors are sCrubbie blue.

8/27/2008 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Today he told me that he starts Chemo Friday. Thanks Dad. For everything.

I just needed to get this off my chest. Getting a slap of reality SUCKS.

8/27/2008 01:20:00 AM

Your dad's a smart man. We'll put him on the prayer list. Hang in there.

8/27/2008 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous pig a licious said...

"award ribbons" said...

Any slacker who wears ribbons for the 1996 Democratic Convention, "crime reduction" and "perfect attendance" is a stroke. These "awards" are given for merely breathing.

The day that the CPD awards a ribbon (with clusters) for a hundred Part I felony arrest incidents (and multiples thereof) is the day I'll go into cardiac arrest.

You'd be hard-pressed to find even one exempt who would have earned such an award of consistent police excellence.

No standardization either. An officer working Mayberry can get a Dept. Commendation for arresting a tagger while a guy working 011 gets nothing for an "on-view" armed robbery pinch.

It's all bullshit and clout.

And to round off those comments...

One doesn't need any particular actual field experience to be elevated to Lt...

A little bird related that a certain Lt. in 011 on midnights has a total of 17 arrests on her (opps) curriculum vitae. 17 ARRESTS IN A CAREER!!!

Now go out there and get some heads to make the boss look good.

I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin...

8/27/2008 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was let go as a curtosity...

8/27/2008 02:08:00 AM

What in the fuck is a curtosity? A new form of birth control?

8/27/2008 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shut Up!! You obviously don't know her and don't work for her b/c she is an extremely good person to work for and actually treats everyone fairly. You must have some old gripe with her. Get over it dude. She may or may not have made the stripes on merit, but we are very very glad to have her here in deering.

8/27/2008 12:13:00 PM

That's right. And she's very photogenic too.

8/27/2008 06:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alison is the best too. THANKS.....

8/27/2008 03:16:00 PM
___________________________________

Take a piss test, someone spiked your diet coke with some 3510 kool aid.

8/27/2008 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

any truth to the rumor that the offender(dead) from 5500 N Washtenaw was the son of the owner of Kays Dugout??? well guess you wont be drinking there anymore!

8/27/2008 08:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.villageofwinnetka.org/pdf/documents/2008%20Lateral%20Appointment%20Flyerb.pdf

Winnetka PD is hiring for any nancies that can't hack my beloved department. CPD 23 years and loving it. Stay safe brothers & sisters

8/27/2008 08:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T:
Probation given in fatal hit-and-run at Berwyn train station
Driver pleads guilty to reckless homicide, avoids prison term
By Victoria Pierce | Special to the Chicago Tribune
7:07 PM CDT, August 27, 2008
A man who fled after driving his sport-utility vehicle into the Berwyn train depot and killing the station agent two years ago will not serve time in prison.

Judge Tommy Tucker....Are ya kidding me???????

8/27/2008 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like any roll call in 23.

8/27/2008 08:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot the Kool-Aid pitcher. Although not a "fast food franchise", would have added another yuk.

8/27/2008 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Today he told me that he starts Chemo Friday. Thanks Dad. For everything.

I just needed to get this off my chest. Getting a slap of reality SUCKS.

*******************************

Tell your Dad that we are all pulling for him. It's a tough road, but with you there he is not alone. And neither of you are alone as long as the rest of us are around. Old coppers are the toughest guys you'll ever meet, especially mentally. I'll pay for the drinks all night just to hear about the old days. We will pray for your whole family.

Stay strong brother

8/27/2008 08:29:00 PM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

Today he told me that he starts Chemo Friday....


HUGS and many prayers...

8/27/2008 08:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic but important none the less...........................
Officer Bill Cozzi has received an offer of eight years from the G.
Remember boys and girls J-Fed has your back.

8/27/2008 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) Could someone in 008 on beat 811 or tact/gang team look into the new gang banger barber shop hangout? it is next door to Nicky's on Archer and Austin, the barbers who are required to have a license per barber, have none. Looks like gang banging mexicans, hanging out in front. The place was called Elio's but he went out of business thanks!

8/27/2008 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you guitly of a Rule 53 violation?

8/27/2008 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As for the post of 02:08 am....

can anybody confirm or name the Berwyn official that was stopped near the prostitution area, and was given a pass ?

Would really, really appreciate the info....

8/27/2008 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can someone explain the whole McDonald, Burger King thing. Some outsiders don't understand. Seems very funny though!

8/27/2008 10:25:00 PM  
Anonymous TQ said...

TO THE GUY WHOSE DAD IS STARTING CHEMO i WISH YOU THE BEST, i RECENTLY DEALT WITH THE SAME SITUATION WITH MY DAD WHO WAS 80AND UNFORTUNETLY IT DIDNT END WELL BUT THEN AGAIN MY BEST FRIEND JUST BEAT IT WITH MAJOR CHEMO, GOD BLESS!

8/27/2008 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, 8/27/2008 06:55:00 PM.

I agree the crime reduction ribbon is pimpy, but I stood out on Madison ave for four fucking days without a lunch and I earned that thing.

The guys who are on the job and started after the convention are wearing the ribbons and thats a fucking slacker.

I earned everything on this job. Crime reduction ribbon was a cheap morale booster. But, it was given out and I'll wear it with my dress uniform, along with my other 6awards.

You going to call that slacking,
7 DC's, Honorable mention w/ oak leaf, Ofiicer of the month, Special reconition, Joint operation,3 CAPS awards and the Convention and Crime reduction.

Enough about me, let's talk about you.

Signed,
Vet with no regret.

8/27/2008 10:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wear my convention ribbon with a cluster. The whole world was watching and they really saw something.

8/27/2008 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous praying for you said...

Today he told me that he starts Chemo Friday. Thanks Dad. For everything.

I just needed to get this off my chest. Getting a slap of reality SUCKS.

8/27/2008 01:20:00 AM

Hey, sorry your dad is sick, tell him to hang in there, dammit he deserves the pension!!!
I lost my dad 9 years ago, and still miss him, take every minute you can with him, even when he beats this current illness. Take him fishing, go to the range, something...anything...I'd trade the last nine years for nine more minutes with mine!
Stay strong, I'll keep your pop in my prayers!

8/27/2008 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DENVER | Barack Obama's chances of winning the White House won't be harmed by his home city's reputation for shady politics or his connections to a 1960s radical, Chicago Mayor Richard Daley said Tuesday.

Daley said there is political corruption everywhere, not just Chicago.

"Go to New York. Go to Washington. Go to Philadelphia," Daley said. "All politics is rough and tumble."

Politics didn't take up all of Daley's time. He also took a few minutes to visit an oxygen bar next to the AP's office at the Democratic convention. Putting a little tube in his nose, he sampled 92 percent pure oxygen infused with lavender (for relaxation) and then apple (health and happiness).

He should have stuck that hose up his Ass and forced all the hot Air out of his Body....HA -HA-HA

8/27/2008 11:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arctic sea ice melts to 2nd lowest level in 30 years; scientists see ominous signs

Did anyone tell you the records only go back 30 years? It's true.

Did anyone ever tell you the the Antarctic ice sheet (that's the south pole) had the highest recorded ice levels is...wait for it...30 years?

Just this spring you alarmists were saying the north pole would be ice free for the first time ever and we'd be awash in dead polar bears, conveniently ignoring the fact that explorers traversed the Northern Passage numerous times by boat in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. The sea ice is almost a million square kilometers bigger than last year and we have yet to see the morons at AP and Al Gore's house come up with a single picture of a dead polar bear.

Why not just admit that no one is completely sure how the entire global ecosystem operates and stop trying to panic the gullible?

NAME ONE PROFESSIONAL CLIMATOLOGIST WITH A BONIFIED PHD. IN THIS FIELD TO VERIFY THIS, WHAT, YOU CAN'T? NO FUCKIN SHIT....

8/27/2008 11:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FYI SCC...got this from a friend close to the Daley camp...

This was sent to retirees of Police Departments all over the state of Illinois.
Please forward this to every Illinois voter you know (even if
you don't live in Illinois.) It's time to STOP the
politicians' belief that they have the right to take as much of our money as they can get their hands on. Illinois Constitutional Convention
Greetings: Whispers from Springfield and City Hall indicate that politicians from both sides of the aisle will be pushing for a vote in November to mandate a constitutional convention. A target of the revision will be Article XIII Section 5 Pension and Retirement Rights that reads... Membership in any pension or retirement system of the State, or any unit of local government or school district, or any agency, or instrumentality thereof, shall be an enforceable contractual relationship, the benefits of which shall not be diminished or impaired. The state legislature and city hall are both aware that removing this language from the constitution is a blameless way to erase the pension deficits. The politicians will simply say the revised constitution is simply the will of the people. Remember, we are currently in a political climate where change is the magic word and everything is expected to change in November.

8/27/2008 11:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) Could someone in 008 on beat 811 or tact/gang team look into the new gang banger barber shop hangout? it is next door to Nicky's on Archer and Austin, the barbers who are required to have a license per barber, have none. Looks like gang banging mexicans, hanging out in front. The place was called Elio's but he went out of business thanks!

Notify the State of Illinois Division of Professional Regulation. 312-814-6910

8/28/2008 12:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

023 is a freak show!!!!!!

8/28/2008 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"can anybody confirm or name the Berwyn official that was stopped near the prostitution area, and was given a pass ?

Would really, really appreciate the info....

8/27/2008 10:23:00 PM"


When did you become a news hound, Son of Svengoolie?

8/28/2008 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"8/27/2008 09:24:00 PM"




The blood sucking bastards have no shame.

8/28/2008 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Today he told me that he starts Chemo Friday. Thanks Dad. For everything.I just needed to get this off my chest. Getting a slap of reality SUCKS.
**********
Your dad and mine must have worked together. My was West Side - 29 years.

I'm about to go to sleep and say a my prayers for a family I don't know, but are like mine. Tears are streaming down my face, your dad could be mine.

Tomorrow, breakfast on me.

God bless you and your dad.

Thank him on behalf of everyone.

And spend your energies telling him you love him, we'll do the praying.

God bless and God speed.

8/28/2008 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wear my convention ribbon with a cluster. The whole world was watching and they really saw something.


--

You mean the cluster that is this department?

8/28/2008 01:50:00 AM  
Anonymous LT Flowers said...

A little bird related that a certain Lt. in 011 on midnights has a total of 17 arrests on her (opps) curriculum vitae. 17 ARRESTS IN A CAREER!!!

Now go out there and get some heads to make the boss look good.

I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin...

8/27/2008 06:55:00 PM

Yeah she must of pissed off someone to land on midnights in 011. Maybe she thought she could pad her arrest record while she was there you know approve the arrest and jump on the paper. I had to deal with her a couple of times if she would just stop talking on the phone she could actually accomplish something. I think she is on the Lava line.

8/28/2008 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical po-po profiling. Yawl gots the wrong mufukahs. Everyone know the Hamburglar dunit. You jus tryin to put dat shit on the Kings.

8/28/2008 04:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says---

"...I'll wear that with my other six awards..."

WOW---Can I meet you at Starbucks sometime?

Now, kees me you fool!!!

8/28/2008 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
(OT) Could someone in 008 on beat 811 or tact/gang team look into the new gang banger barber shop hangout? it is next door to Nicky's on Archer and Austin, the barbers who are required to have a license per barber, have none. Looks like gang banging mexicans, hanging out in front. The place was called Elio's but he went out of business thanks!

Notify the State of Illinois Division of Professional Regulation. 312-814-6910

8/28/2008 12:01:00 AM

I notice the same thing gang signs on the corner I know the area is going to shit with all the illegal mexicans thanks to daleys shit "sanctuary city" fuck daley 2 more years then can have this shit hole!

8/28/2008 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
THE MORE U PUT THIS STUFF UP HERE THE LESS I WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR BLOG.THERE IS A TIME FOR HUMOR BUT NOT NOW WHILE THE CITY IS GOING DOWN THE TUBES

8/27/2008 08:25:00 AM


Lighten up Francis, it's called comedic relief - you should try it sometime.

In the meantime, good riddence. Finding the humor is what makes the unbearable a bit tolerable.

(though I'm still freaked out by that BK guy... creepy)

8/28/2008 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
(OT) Could someone in 008 on beat 811 or tact/gang team look into the new gang banger barber shop hangout? it is next door to Nicky's on Archer and Austin, the barbers who are required to have a license per barber, have none. Looks like gang banging mexicans, hanging out in front. The place was called Elio's but he went out of business thanks!

Notify the State of Illinois Division of Professional Regulation. 312-814-6910

8/28/2008 12:01:00 AM


Call Licensing - they been out enforce in Area 5 recently.

8/28/2008 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So if your out far west near Sycamore, and an old man offers to buy you a beer (cause he can still tell a CPD guy a mile away) Enjoy it cause he can afford it. He has some great stories. He will also buy a round of shots to toast the fallen coppers, his eyes will tear up, shake your hand while telling you to stay safe and go home to your family...

Today he told me that he starts Chemo Friday. Thanks Dad. For everything.

I just needed to get this off my chest. Getting a slap of reality SUCKS.

8/27/2008 01:20:00 AM


Best of luck to Dad, you & the rest of your family. Tell him to fight the good fight - lotta coppers would be honored to take him up on that beer. (and I actually know where Sycamore is!)

8/28/2008 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You going to call that slacking,
7 DC's, Honorable mention w/ oak leaf, Ofiicer of the month, Special reconition, Joint operation,3 CAPS awards and the Convention and Crime reduction.

Enough about me, let's talk about you.

Signed,
Vet with no regret.

Wow and you are probably still pushing a beat car so what did it get you. Tell someone that gives a fuck like maybe a ppo when you are at dugans rubber.

8/28/2008 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did u get the real Officer of the Month Award or the District one? I hate when PO's get the District Officer of the Month Award(some Districts have their own) and run out and buy the Officer of the Month Ribbon.

8/28/2008 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call Licensing - they been out enforce in Area 5 recently.

8/28/2008 11:31:00 AM

I doubt that, but you can call and request they do some investigative work for a change. Any officer can do the same thing for that matter.

8/28/2008 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After reading this I thank my lucky stars I work days in 024! From the Commander on down nothing but professional gentlemen; Alison is the best too. THANKS.....

8/27/2008 03:16:00 PM


OK, let me get this straight...you're paying Allison Schloss a compliment, calling her "the best"?!! Are you one of her "boys"? She's a perfect example of sexual harrassment in the workplace. You must be hard-up, blind, or both. You probably have less than 3 yrs on too.

8/29/2008 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please tell that Lt. in 011 that she doesn't need the Lava Line. All she has to do is call me.

SpankDaddy

8/29/2008 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Ro said...

Anonymous said...
So if your out far west near Sycamore, and an old man offers to buy you a beer (cause he can still tell a CPD guy a mile away) Enjoy it cause he can afford it. He has some great stories. He will also buy a round of shots to toast the fallen coppers, his eyes will tear up, shake your hand while telling you to stay safe and go home to your family...

I'm in Sycamore, give him my email address girlcop5941@aol.com. 10% of the people out here are friendly the other 90% are full of themselves.

8/29/2008 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You going to call that slacking,
7 DC's, Honorable mention w/ oak leaf, Ofiicer of the month, Special reconition, Joint operation,3 CAPS awards and the Convention and Crime reduction.

Enough about me, let's talk about you.

Signed,


Dead two weeks after retirement

8/29/2008 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A target of the revision will be Article XIII Section 5 Pension and Retirement Rights that reads... Membership in any pension or retirement system of the State, or any unit of local government or school district, or any agency, or instrumentality thereof, shall be an enforceable contractual relationship, the benefits of which shall not be diminished or impaired.

--------------------

Federal ERISA laws override State Constitutions.

Relax. Your pension is guaranteed as long as the federal law remains intact.

But, that could change.

If you read the National FOP interviews with Obama and McCain, you'd realize that Obama is much more likely to uphold federal pension protections than McCain. McCain wants to stop federal intervention into state labor agreements.

So, you have a choice. Vote to save your pension and let the country go to shit OR sacrifice your pension for the good of the country.

This is the quandry that all police are in. Obama wants to let criminals go free, increase lawsuits against police, and generally make it impossible to do police work. McCain wants to remove your union protections and leave you and your pension at the mercy of the employer (Mayor Daley).

My plan. Vote Obama in 08. Stop doing anything that resembles police work. Collect my pension. And move out of the country upon retirement.

8/29/2008 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

**OFF TOPIC**
73yr old Retired Copper Surfing:

Finally brought Dad into the 21st Century. Set him up with a Laptop and a Desktop for Mom, and Internet. Local Community College for a Internet for Seniors Class.

Now it get Interesting. Dads been retired now for 13 years. At a Retiree's lunch recently he hears from an Anonymous Exempt about Moral and the Blue Shirt Job Action/NO WORK, and THE BLOG!

Dad askes me why nobodys doing any work anymore, and why moral is so bad. That was an hour on the phone.
Then he asks whats the blog? So I sent him the link.

Mom said he spent last few days reading everything on the blog. He loves the pictures of the stupid blond girl.

Last weeks call dad suggests that retaliation should be taken against all media vehicles. Eventually the work will get to their bosses about not being able to drive 2 blocks without getting a ticket, this may lead to pressure from the media to give us a contract, and send a message to the papers and TV to start treating the Coppers with more respect. Even though its goes against the no-ticket or work for the bosses, and said screw the free papers.

So if your out far west near Sycamore, and an old man offers to buy you a beer (cause he can still tell a CPD guy a mile away) Enjoy it cause he can afford it. He has some great stories. He will also buy a round of shots to toast the fallen coppers, his eyes will tear up, shake your hand while telling you to stay safe and go home to your family...

Today he told me that he starts Chemo Friday. Thanks Dad. For everything.

I just needed to get this off my chest. Getting a slap of reality SUCKS.

8/27/2008 01:20:00 AM
*********************************

God Bless you and your Father. Cherish the memories you have and cherish the time you have making more now. We are all pulling for your father and THANK him for his years of service.

Daughter of a PO

8/29/2008 08:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"10% of the people out here are friendly the other 90% are full of themselves.

8/29/2008 07:15:00 AM"


As in 'full of shit'?

8/29/2008 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Ro said...

Yes, really full of it. I hope whoever's Dad is going through this writes or calls me. My mother had cancer at 42 so I know what the family is going through. I'm a great cook and nearby for emergencies. So please let your Dad know a fellow officer is available for assistance.

8/30/2008 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

------------
Ronald gets locked up again...
funnyjunk.com

8/30/2008 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, let me get this straight...you're paying Allison Schloss a compliment, calling her "the best"?!! Are you one of her "boys"? She's a perfect example of sexual harrassment in the workplace. You must be hard-up, blind, or both. You probably have less than 3 yrs on too.
-------
If that's the same idiot who used to work in 020 in the 90's, I've got a funny story--

She had plates on her car that read 'PRTYGIRL.' Someone got on the air and said, "Tell Officer Schloss to return those license plates to the 'rightful owner.'

So she gets on the air and says, like the dummy she is, 'THEY DON'T STAND FOR 'PRETTY GIRL,' THEY STAND FOR 'PARTY GIRL!!!!!' Too damn funny.

8/30/2008 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, let me get this straight...you're paying Allison Schloss a compliment, calling her "the best"?!! Are you one of her "boys"? She's a perfect example of sexual harrassment in the workplace. You must be hard-up, blind, or both. You probably have less than 3 yrs on too.
-------
If that's the same idiot who used to work in 020 in the 90's, I've got a funny story--

She had plates on her car that read 'PRTYGIRL.' Someone got on the air and said, "Tell Officer Schloss to return those license plates to the 'rightful owner.'

So she gets on the air and says, like the dummy she is, 'THEY DON'T STAND FOR 'PRETTY GIRL,' THEY STAND FOR 'PARTY GIRL!!!!!' Too damn funny.


Yeah, that's her...we had an old timer that had a twist on that story...he said she should have been locked up for displaying false registration.

8/31/2008 03:05:00 AM  

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