Sunday, August 10, 2008

Vote Damnit!

Not that it'll mean anything - if Daley wants us in pink squad cars, we'll be in pink cars.
  • FOP members now have the ability to express their opinion regarding the design of the cars that they drive. A new survey is underway that list color options and options for decal and logo designs. Participation in this survey is fast, easy, and confidential (user ids and passwords are not required). Click on the link to begin
Vote early and vote often. We've already voted 52 times ourselves. There's no way to track the results, so it's pretty much an exercise in "Trust us, we'll report the results honestly and we SURE you'll love the new paint jobs!"

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71 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

man, those suck. i like the old design... are we getting blue/red lights? or are those just stolen from some other website and they put cpd shit on it?

i just hope they continue to put more lights on our cars. i have been driving a pool car in place of my regular beat car, and it's amazing how much more the people can see the lights in the newer model cars compared to the old ones. you know, the led light bar compared to the 2 blinking strobe lights in the old ones.

8/10/2008 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

vote for all black with the traditional decals, new but with the look for the last 30 years you cant go wrong.

8/10/2008 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How bout bullet resistant glass and amoured side panels??

8/10/2008 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they want SUVs why dont we get up amored Humvees? Throw in a turret ring too.

8/10/2008 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting that you can vote the CAPS decal off the island.

8/10/2008 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need to go L.A. blk and whites with all blk uniforms

8/10/2008 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I voted; white vehicle (cooler in the summer sun) and #4 graphics (NO CAPS crap stickers)

8/10/2008 02:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not go back to the old Blue and Whites with the big Chicago police star on the door...

8/10/2008 02:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

get ride of the damn CAPS decal already

8/10/2008 02:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

get rid of the traditional blue & white. Plaster the new cars with adds for Old English, Magnum, & king Cobra etc. Also Wild Irish Rose, Night Train, etc. The bro's won't run when they see a police veh approaching, Mayor Idiot will reap millions in advertising fees.

8/10/2008 02:45:00 AM  
Blogger Too Many Rectums said...

Forget about the black squad car. If everybody's smart, they'll go with a white base. Darker colors tend to absorb heat more efficiently than lighter colors. Ask anybody from Arizona/New Mexico. Remember your color selection if you drive a beat car with no air conditioning.

8/10/2008 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the one with the bullet hole decals on it.

8/10/2008 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no more caps decals. i like that idea. what a waste of money that program is. now that no more ot will be offered, caps will be dead soon.

8/10/2008 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says---

I can drive a pink squad car.

Now, kees me you fool!!!

8/10/2008 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much God Damn money will this cost?!?!

Give us a contract, better equipment (radio's, laptops,weapons,etc)

Does Daley's cousins,boyfriends,nephew own a decal firm?

8/10/2008 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dun care whats color they be. As longs as they gots some bad azz spinners it's all good wit me.

8/10/2008 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the story of a town where the government wanted to build a bridge the people of the town did not want. They started protesting, demonstrating, etc.

So, the government starts a poll, as to what color the bridge should be. Soon the people were arguing over their choice of color for the bridge and forgot they did'nt want it in the first place.

8/10/2008 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WE LOST OUR WAY WHEN WE REMOVED THE STAR AND REPLACED IT WITH THE CAPS STAR!!! How about pink with the olympic rings

8/10/2008 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

vote for all black with the traditional decals, new but with the look for the last 30 years you cant go wrong.

8/10/2008 12:35:00 AM

I agree 100% the black and white squads are the coolest. witht he traditional decals. otherwise we look like the suburbs

8/10/2008 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It takes the assholes at fleet forever to get the new cars out with the current simple graphic. Imagine how long it would take with one of the new designs that are much more detailed.

8/10/2008 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Jody, instead of worrying about the graphic on the cars how about fixing some of the IMPORTANT problems on the department!

8/10/2008 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Naahhhh... they can stick black & white where the sun don't shine... Chicago is a Navy Blue kind of town. How about the classic CPD door logo & just a bit of "dazzle" pattern trim? Oh yeah, how about an ordinance prohibiting taxi companies from having a color scheme similar to the police? Sick of drunken yuppies tugging on the door handles, mumbling "take me home."

Oh yeah... dual spot lights in the 500k to 1 million candle power range, ballistic inserts in the doors and ballistic film on the windows... before anyone flames, think about it. This stuff is strictly about officer safety... if you gotta do a "strategic relocation" the car is "hard enough" to get you there w/o donating too much additional skin to the game at hand.

Just a thought ya know?

...now if only they would bring back the 1994 - 1996 9c1 Chevy Caprice! Damn shame only CTA had those cars, why did you need a rocket (0-60 in about 6.3 seconds according to my watch... unverified top end with lighbar of just over 140+) to catch a bus...huh??? Loved the 89-90 box chevy though ;)

8/10/2008 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While I will agree its about time for change on the look of our squad cars. I do not like any of the examples given, they look like police cars from Britain. Give us more examples or choices to choose from.

8/10/2008 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about just more of the cars we already have??? Is this just a distraction they threw at us so we wouldnt worry about the bigger issues??? Who F#$%ing cares what we drive? I just want a car with AC, less than 120,000 miles on it, a working PDT, and a radio that doesnt chirp after 6 hours! We dont need new. We need more working equipment!!!

8/10/2008 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought this was a a joke when I received it in an e-mail. Well, it is a joke, as if what we vote for would really matter. This is just taking the spotlight off of things that are important. Who cares about the color or decals, just get some new and safe vehicles.

8/10/2008 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Jody, keep any new vehicle graphics simple.
Less is more.

Also, whatever the new design is, have the city council pass and ordinance prohibiting all commercial vehicles operating in the city, from using similar graphics. You know, like taxi cabs that are white, with horizontal strips. I am flagged down at least once a day by people thinking I'm a cab.

8/10/2008 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Al of the choices suck.
Might as well have an all checkerboard vehicle, like Jeff Spicoli's shoes

8/10/2008 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vote for number 3, lets get rid of that "we serve and protect"

8/10/2008 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares....give me a contract already!

8/10/2008 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O.T.: Just heard a rumor from HQ.

Another request for P.O.s to vote on what Jodi and the Shlempts mean when they tell POs to be aggressive:

A. Aggresively stop and go through gangbangers, even if you don't have probable cause. Write creatively to back this up.

B. Drive aggresively to your lunch locations and check off.

Study Guide:
Jodi wants you to think he means 'A' unless you are caught on film doing 'A' in which case Jodi will testify at your Federal Civil Rights trial that he really meant 'B.'

Lesson: Until the bosses define ON PAPER what they mean by "Be aggressive" You had better assume they mean 'B.'

That is all.

8/10/2008 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about adding STEEL RESERVE MALT LIQUOR to the list of Sponsors. This 5-0 ride brought to you by Steel Reserve - "Its the Power".......

8/10/2008 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a great idea! They should rent out ad space like NASCAR or let business sponsor them. They should also have a portable ,towed electronic sign that could be rented at a higher rate. The prisoner transport vans could be set up like those traveling sign boards. No end to what could be done. At first it sounds crazy but chew on it and it is not so bad.

8/10/2008 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a joke! Let's see if we can look any more ridiculous. The traditional option is the best but some of the graphics on the black cars...dumb! Which means we will probably get those.

I'm all for commercial sponsorship on the vehicles. Make some coin on the side. MB churches can get the good word out and we could sport patches of bars that sponsor each individual officer on our uniforms. It's a win-win situation for all.

But there's no way I'll support the colonel with his beady little eyes.

8/10/2008 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets change the graphics so the cost goes up per vhicle. It would probably cost around a thousand to mark up cars in those photos. If we're going to do that we might as well go to the old blue and white look.

I wonder how much was spent to come up with these new graphics? We are broke are'nt we? At least that's what the mayor says.

8/10/2008 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not go back to the old Blue and Whites with the big Chicago police star on the door...

8/10/2008 02:20:00 AM

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I agreee. Just like this:

http://copcardotcom.fotki.com/
photographs_of_greg/restored_
cars/copy_of_chevy.html

8/10/2008 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want huge olympic rings with C A P S written underneath... the car should be a pink 2 seater....

8/10/2008 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

get rid of the traditional blue & white. Plaster the new cars with adds for Old English, Magnum, & king Cobra etc. Also Wild Irish Rose, Night Train, etc. The bro's won't run when they see a police veh approaching, Mayor Idiot will reap millions in advertising fees.


LMFAO!

8/10/2008 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back in 1975, and I was there, when Superintendent James Rochford saw the new (our current) squad car paint job said, "It still looks like a taxicab!"

8/10/2008 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The more complicated the design package, checkerboarding, multicolored stripes and decals, the harder and longer it will take to return a vehicle from the body shop.

There is some benefit to the plain Jane look. But let's loose the CAPS logos, I never liked being "alternative".

8/10/2008 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why would anyone want a new design? if u want to work for a suburban dept which changes their shit every 2 yrs then leave and go work for them. About the only thing i still like about this department is the old school design

8/10/2008 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

get rid of the traditional blue & white. Plaster the new cars with adds for Old English, Magnum, & king Cobra etc. Also Wild Irish Rose, Night Train, etc. The bro's won't run when they see a police veh approaching, Mayor Idiot will reap millions in advertising fees.

8/10/2008 02:45:00 AM

This is too funny. It would be like wathcing a NASCAR event when the cars leave the station after roll call. I can't wait to wear my flame resistant jump suit to roll call.

8/10/2008 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great, our cars will look like some suburban cab company! Stay with traditional graphics on white or black cars.

8/10/2008 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"To Serve And Protect Our Interests"That should be on the side of our vehicles!

8/10/2008 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

get rid of the traditional blue & white. Plaster the new cars with adds for Old English, Magnum, & king Cobra etc. Also Wild Irish Rose, Night Train, etc. The bro's won't run when they see a police veh approaching, Mayor Idiot will reap millions in advertising fees.

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LOL!!! That's funny!

Why not use step-vans (there's more advertising space) and have a little jingle playing over the PA (like the ice cream trucks do)?

8/10/2008 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All black base color.

White is for taxis.

8/10/2008 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please vote for the design we have now.. those other designs look retarted.

8/10/2008 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about the Motto saying " Vote Early, Vote Often" on every squad,so everyone country-wide will recognize CPD squads Immediately as being from Chicago.

8/10/2008 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a white dodge ram and on the back"get er done like cooters truck.hillbillys now how

8/10/2008 05:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Black cars with tinted windows for officer safety reasons. Also, add armor plated doors.

8/10/2008 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i voted for the same old.......apply the saved money to our raises.

8/10/2008 06:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The last design, #6, with the red line cutting across the word police seems to imply "no police"......perfect for de-policing police.

8/10/2008 08:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the one episode of Reno
9-1-1 with the chicken wings resturant as the sponsor on the pink squad cars.

8/10/2008 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how bout we dump the baby blue shirts and move into the 21st century and go with a navy blue or black shirt...

8/10/2008 09:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#3 looks just like the police cars in the UK.

8/10/2008 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has to be one of the stupidest efforts I've ever heard of. Frickin' murders up 16% and j-fed is worried about what color the cars are. Must be a special project of his policy unit. I could see "Barbie" coming up with it and that goofy sergeant thinking that it'll take the heat off the rifle issue.

8/10/2008 10:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the old design too.....the checkerboards are crazzzy.

But I did like the rimz on choice 1

Think of how hot the SOB will be with no air in 1 year if they go with black.

8/10/2008 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are going to look like big fucktards in those silly new paint jobs. No doubt.

8/10/2008 10:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT:
Hey-- sign up at car wash at Cicero/Grand----No more police car washes. City hasn't paid the bill
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Reminds me of the city clerk not paying his internet bill and taking chicityclerk.com off the air for a while.

8/10/2008 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Abba dabba muthafucer...these are the ugliest designs I've ever seen! I agree to go back to blue & whites with a big CPD star on the front doors and because of the new regime, the new slogan: We Serve and Protect; When We Feel Like It. You know, de-policing and all.

Signed: Roscoe Rules

8/10/2008 11:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No CAPS logo.

No use beating our chessts about a failed program on its way out.

It has nothing to do with the message a car should project: We're the police. thats all. Short and sweet.

I mean has anyone heard an interview with Ra-Ray saying " I was about to cap his ass, but then I saw that 5-0 has an al-ter-nate po-licing- strat-tee-gy" so I let him go and got a job instead".

End of story. If J-fed wants to put CAPS on his car, he can.

8/10/2008 11:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I vote for NEW RADIOS AND COMPUTERS. Scew the cars.

8/11/2008 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, Jody & The Exempts (that f'ked up bluegrass/disco band) are desperately throwing out horseshit distractors again... but wtf, I can play along for a few...

shit-can the light bars... dashboard,rear deck & window mounted led's/strobes like state & suburbs.

more powerful sirens and capability to break in on whatever radio frquency the non-yielders are listening to in order to encourage them to get out of the way... (old technology, can't remember if ISP had that).

all navy blue or navy with white front doors and the OLD CPD logo... and yes even the pre 1975 robin egg blue w/white doors is acceptable... none of that limey fag checker-plaid-argyle shit for so called high visibility and no capsized b.s. on the car either, just a vehicle# 911 & 311... the learning curve is shallow, the shitheads will always know it's the police anyway and an ordinance will cut down on the look like a taxi problem & the # of door-pulls we get from drunken yuppies (hint: keep the damn doors locked anyway)

and look at the ford crown vic commercial pkg... rear doors are like 4" or 6" longer so finally the cages can be moved back and we can have leg room similar to the box chevys.

...ok j-fed & the imp, done playing, now where is my money? You clowns get paid, where's mine??

8/11/2008 02:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C.A.P.S. WORKS!

(Would I lie and betray the CPD?)

8/11/2008 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All of this bullshit about "decorating" a squad car is just that.

It's nothing more than a "red herring" being dragged across our path to distract the weak-minded from the enormous problems within the dysfunctional, clout-infested CPD.

As if a paint job, logos and lettering will put a breath of life into nonexistent morale.

Absurd.

8/11/2008 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about home of king daley and if you make it well take it

8/11/2008 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has the policy "think tank" written all over it, Masters of the universe and lil' Ray must have been up all night thinking up this one. The truth of the matter is Jfed thinks we are a bunch of idiots and is treating us accordingly. He thinks that if he involves us in some bullshit decision, morale will improve and we will all be one big happy family. He is on the ropes. Him and his fed buddies are hated by the officers, the exempts, and the mayor. Don't fall for the BS, demand a say in issues that matter to us, not the color of squad cars. These clowns will be long gone with our tax money in a few years and we'll still be here living with the decisions that are being made now. Do not fall for this smoke and mirror show.

8/11/2008 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please vote for the design we have now.. those other designs look retarted.

8/10/2008 02:44:00 PM

Retarted: A reformed lady of the night during a relapse, thereby returning to her former conduct.

8/11/2008 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and have a little jingle playing over the PA (like the ice cream trucks do)?

8/10/2008 02:05:00 PM

o/~Bad boys, bad boys. What you gonna fo when they come for you? o/~

8/11/2008 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the black squad car with NO CAPS LOGO!

CAPS is DEAD!

8/11/2008 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know why we are even bothering with this..The Lts association will decide like they always have ..thanks for the shitty looking badges we have now

8/11/2008 07:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i agree all black squad cars..and all black uniforms like the real police..LAPD

8/12/2008 11:06:00 PM  

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