We Can Work This Out
- Convicted killer Richard Wade Cooey III, who escaped death in 2003 because he argued he had bad lawyers, now says he shouldn't be executed because he's too overweight.
Cooey's public-defender attorneys filed a lawsuit in federal court Friday contending that his weight, the difficulty of finding veins suitable for lethal injection, and a drug he's taking for migraines and seizures mean that Cooey might suffer "unnecessary pain in the execution of the death sentence."
The lawsuit said that would violate Cooey's constitutional rights.
And since Ohio only has lethal injection as an execution method, he's hoping to cheat the sentence. His crime?
- Cooey was convicted and sentenced to death for the murders of Dawn Marie McCreery, 20, and Wendy Jo Offredo, 21, on Sept. 1, 1986. Cooey and an accomplice, Clint Dickens, abducted and raped the Akron-area college students before choking and bludgeoning them to death. Dickens, a juvenile at the time, was sentenced to life in prison.
Well, since this piece of human excrement is claiming he's just too damn big to use lethal injection on, we'd propose a firing squad. He's too big to miss.
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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toss his ass in the chair. do I smell barbecue?
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Put his fat - ass in an Oven, or just give him the option of a firing squad, or the guillotene.
Put this jagoff in a guillotine.
It's fast, painless, and cheap.
Problem solved.
He's too big not to miss.
I know it's been a long week.
I propose to shoot him with a MK-19. Only takes one round to do the job. It would be a Gallagher moment with every witness wearing a poncho.
This is an example of the liberal-circle-jerk logic syndrome.
This bi-polar turd attemps to get off on a legal technicality.
It's a following of the law in to the infinity of legal exactitudes (a great word Mayor Harold Washington coined) and beyond to perfect the guilty AVOIDING responsibility for their actions and letting the sick fucks off because they had an incompetent lawyer.
There you go. There's the defense. When there is no defense, put on an incompetent defense for the benefit of the guilty defendant.
Give me a fucking break. An incompetent lawyer is NORMAL today in such an instance unless he actually follows the intent of the law ETHICALLY.
These win-at-any-cost-who cares-if-the fucking-defendant-is-guilty-my-
purpose-in-life-is-to-get-him-
off-by-INTENTIONALLY-giving -him-an-incompetent-defense-no-
matter-how-much-I-must-piss-on-
the-cannons-of-law-and-of-ethics type lawyer is the NORM!!
Ohhhh, noooooo...but wait. These liberal shitbirds only say we have to follow the exactitude of the law when it's a matter of some murdering shitbird AVOIDING justice.
When it's a matter of the Constitution of the United States of America they cry the court must deliberate as though the Constitution was an evolving document subject to interpretation in light of the realities of the world today.
Don't let them stay elected people.
When we let them get away with that we are fucked.
Nothing like wanting to have it both ways.
Sorry suckers.
Some of us know the difference between right and wrong.
So take away his migraine medication. Then lock him in a cell with a pistol and one round.
The right thing will happen, eventually.
I've got one (stored outside the city, fuck you Shortshanks) that I can donate for the purpose.
Put his fat ass on a diet, let him drop 50 or so, then stick him.
I have a great idea.....death by treadmill - pu tthat fat fuck on a treadmill til he dies.
This buffoon will get more sympathy than a murdered copper will ever get. He will be the poster boy of the left shortly while Officer Richard Francis will be forgotten.
I used to be a medic. Ill find a vein on him. Wont be pretty but Ill do it for free.
I wonder if Dawn and Wendy suffered "unnecessary pain"? Just sayin'.
.375 H&H mag is waiting.
I would like to see the firing squad the method of execution across the land. It is fast, certain and the condemned person gets dispatched with a minimum of fuss. 8 thirty caliber rounds center mass and it is lights out very rapidly.
These days they might even use remote mounted electronically fired M1A1's hooked to a timer.
As the late Gary Gilmore said, right before he met his maker, "Let's do it."
Was he that big when he got locked up? Maybe the fine cuisine he has been eating has set up this horrible fate!!!
Sue the state & Blago for stuffing him like a Thankgiving turkey!!!
Let him check for IEDs in Iraq.
I havea new Glock. I volunteer for firing squad.
Starve the bastard until he's down to a normal weight, (I also like the treadmill idea) and then stick him.
drop his fat ass out of a plane on 79 essex,maybe that fat fuck will take a few with him.
ok, fine. how about restrict him to 2000 healthy calories a day to assist him in losing weight. then...WE KILL HIM !
"...sue the state and Blago for stuffing him like a Thanksgiving turkey..."
Stand by Herbert, it's time for Civics class. Blago is not the governor of Ohio, but the governor of Illinois.
Besides Herbert, what is with this suing everyone for everything? Not only are you deprived in the brain power category, but you are part of the problem, not the solution.
Put an apple in his mouth, pour some velveeta on him and serve him up at the Bud Billiken.
While I'd prefer the color and pageantry of the guillotine, you can't rule out a pneumatic captive bolt gun.
Put an apple in his mouth, pour some velveeta on him and serve him up at the Bud Billiken.
8/08/2008 08:57:00 PM
Thanks for the laugh!
(Perhaps with a side of Flamin' Hots and grape pop.)
Anonymous said...
Put an apple in his mouth, pour some velveeta on him and serve him up at the Bud Billiken.
8/08/2008 08:57:00 PM
Now thats funny.
Hunger strike sounds like a good idea right about now!?
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