Keating's Dream
Now we know what everyones favorite Deputy Chief is plotting:
It's all becoming clear now. Very clear. Article here.
It's all becoming clear now. Very clear. Article here.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
105 Comments:
Let me see- recoil from the weapons firing could cause the officers to loose balance, and fall causing an injury resulting in an IOD...
There goes more money out of the pension fund. In case you didnt know thats the source of IOD money.
Do you really think that the City is gonna allow automatic weapons on Segways? Besides that would entail additional money for training. Unless they figure out a way to do a streaming video on how to hold the Segways handle with your knees to allow both hands to be free to hold and fire your weapon.
Is this the new RRF(Rapid Reaction Force) for the Obama "08 Riots?
nice carbines
They left the letter M for Merit off the helmets. P/o Keating and civiilian Holmes want to sweep in from the skies with the sedgeways..
6TH DISTRICT SHOT'S FIRED AT THE POLICE, SHOT'S FIRED BY THE POLICE. BAD GUY WENT TO THE MORGE. POLICE WENT HOME.
Each PO should have a mobile POD camera tower attached to his Segway, with night vision and FLIR. Now THAT would be a sweet contract for a member of the Daley family and/or a minority contractor!
P.S. keep writing those parkers, movers, and curfews! You're really putting a dent in the criminal activity!
I heard Deputy Chief Keating is weting in his pants right now at the mer thought of this!
SPICAL K, LOOKS LIKE HE WILL HAVE NEW IDEAS FOR NEXT YEARS TASTE....
HOLY COW BAT-MAN, LETS PUT SPECIAL "K" IN A SWAT SUIT AND A M-16, SO HE CAN PLAY THE PARRT OF A WORKING GUY, ALL SHOW AND TELL THO.
IS THIS WHAT KEATING WILL HAVE CHICAGO OLYMPICS LOOK LIKE.
http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/1093507,shotsatcops080608.article
what good is helicopter unless we fit it with "fly by wire" technology, THE PILOT LOOKS AT TARGET AND 50MM GUNS IMMEDIATELY POINT AT TARGET FOR PILOT TO ELIMINATE SAID THREAT
Ron Huberman and Maggie Daley are slated to be recipients of Bud Billiken awards this year.
A fave media sistah, the Sun-Times’ Mary Mitchell, also a WVON-AM radio host, picks up a special community service media award on Thursday when the Chicago Defender Charities Inc. hosts its annual Bud Billiken Scholarship & Awards Gala at the DuSable Museum. Some 30 returning scholars and 18 new scholarship recipients will be recognized while other community service awards will go to folks “who have demonstrated excellence and commitment in their fields, who have merged their work with their calling and whose organizations have established a paradigm for excellence nationwide.” Other honorees: Chicago’s “first lady,” Maggie Daley, of After School Matters (Extraordinary Youth Program); Greg Brown and Regina McRay, of Southside Community Credit Union (Finance); Sgt. Major Peter T. Thomas, of Lincoln’s Challenge Academy (Extraordinary Youth Program); Mother Price, FCHN (Family Services), Adedayo Laoye, artist and bridge builder (Arts & Culture) and Ron Huberman, of Chicago Transit Authority (Corporate Citizen). Proceeds from the $250 per person benefit ticket will support Defender Charities’ programs.
Off topic:
Big shootout in 6 tonight. Not there but heard it on the zone. Offender had an automatic weapon with a lot of rounds. It would be nice to have those rifles on the street. Thank God all officers are ok.
keating the ninja warrior, or big jag in the bag micro manager. clue-liss. cronies wanted for his sqad.
Keating came to our Roll Call in 001 District. Talking about on how he will help the guys doing their work. Then after leaving our Roll Call he went down to the Tac-girls and told the Tac-Lt he doesn't thing his guys are needed and that they can be cut early.
Hey Dep Cheese Keating what about the Officers doing the work! More BS. Any Officer with any time knows when the boss is a big Bull-$h@er. Nice try a$$ hat.
This KEATING person is distroying moral and needs to be forced out on his merit Chariot ass. Chariots were used for ancient warfare you goof. Keating needs lessons in POLICE 101. Try driving these things into a angry poorly fed crowd like at the Taste of Chicago. Who have a riotous agenda from the minute they left their section 8 apartments. Special K you fool you are bring back the Department into the stone age. Can't wait to see whats next?
and Upper Command want are respect. What a joke.
Special K do we need AR15's to drive with you?
Watch out he does bar checks, he might now use this tool to creep in the back way, and sand bag coppers.
THE ADVENTURES OF SUPER SPECIAL "K"
Faster than a one armed man in a wheelchair!
More powerful than the mob!
Able to leap over 40oz beer bottles with his segway!
Look up in Millennium Park, it's a skate boarder, it's a homeless man pushing a shopping cart,
it's Super Special "K"!
YES it's Super Special "K",
a strange person with clout from Bridgeport, who came to the Downtown Area with mental abilities far beyond the average lunatic Gold Star,
Super Special "K".
Who can change the course of an ass kissing Police Officer, able to bend the rules to fit him; and who disguised as Deputy Chief James Keating, Car 47, of a major Metropolitan Police Department, fights a never ending battle to fuck over hard working Police Officers, for the Mayor and J-Fed in the City of Chicago's way.
This weeks episode is were he
helps more cronies hide out in nice spots, while putting more work on the real police. All this after big blonder being the Special Boss in charge of all down town major events. Still trying to act like he's the real Police, Not so fast stupid K, you better go back to school or your hide out, the manhole which is the secret name for the 5th floor of city hall, your home away from home and get a better plan of action. In the Stupid K's never ending battle to look like he is the real Police, he will do anything. Next weeks episode he will be kissing the Mayors a$$ and trying to lay low. Arch villain or super zero J-Fed is still wondering why Stupid K is a Gold member, and not a Sgt., but the Mayor likes the way he ki$$ @$$. Will Special K ever be removed?
Stay tuned boys and girls for future episodes of;
SPECIAL "K"
Special K needs Special help!!!!!
Did he pass all those tests to get on this job??????
ot-any former tact/gangs, tru, sos that are now working a beat cars...if you've been bdu trained and have worked operation safe summer. file a grievance. tact/gang officers, tru and gang intelligence (one of the many units that u need a phone call to get to) work for time and a half on one of their rdo's in bdu's. why cant former tact, former sos, former tru work this overtime detail. if u have bdu's have the training and have worked operation safe summer in the past, file a grievance.
KEATING I'M OUT DRINKING, BUT NOW I GO OUT OF CHICAGO TO DO SO! THANKS TO BOSSES LIKE YOU!
I RECOMMEND ALL POLICE OFFICERS LIVE ON THE EDGE OF THE CITY, SO WHEN THEY WANT TO CONSUME ALCOHOL, THEY WON'T BE INTERRUPTED!
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE BOSSES THAT WOULD DRINK WITH THEIR MEN WHILE OFF DUTY? NOW THEY ARE PUTTING THE WORKERS BACK INTO A STATE OF PROHIBITION, TRYING TO RUN THE DEPARTMENT DRY!
CAN'T TRUST A BOSS WHO WON'T DRINK WITH HIS MEN! KEATING PER THE RESPECTED MEMBERS OF THIS BLOG YOU DON'T DRINK WITH ANYONE((REF)KEATING PUB CRAWL)!
keating looks like he's a dinosaur on his hind legs riding that machine. put him back in a mobile museums, as a artifact on looking out of place and stupid.
HEY WHY NOT? WE ARE GETTING ALL KINDS OF OTHER FUN STUFF!
M-4'S
NEW CARS
NEW UNIFORMS
NEW POLICIES
MORE POLICE OFFICERS
REDESIGN DISTRICTS AND BEATS
POSTING MERIT PERSONS OF INTREST
NOW TO ADD TO THIS LIST "KEATING'S" KIDS ON TWO WHEELS. DO WE HAVE TO CALL IN AND DONATE ANY MONEY?
Thank my lucky charms that this is only one man's dream and he won't be around to much longer. He looks like he is about 61 yrs. So at best we will only have him about two more years.
bigest ass hat on the department.......
Special K can call his newly formed Unit the Cape Crusaders and 3 year Hair Jell Boy Wonders!
EVERYONE HAS A DREAM. UNFORTUNATELY HIS IS A TWISTED WET ONE. HE'S CRY FOR HELP. SEND HIM TO THE MEDICAL SECTION, MIGHT NOT HELP, BUT A GOOD STARTING POINT.
SIGNED: EXEMPT MEMBER
does this keating guy have stock in these segways or is he just crazy.
This City is starting to look more and more out of control with inexperienced leadership like keating. They want me to follow this nut. Sure what ever loser. You srewed up a great festival that celebrations and honours food "the Taste of Chicago" thats for the working families. I would hate to see if they would have put you in charge of security at the now defunked Kiddy Land? They would have had mass casualties and not just money problems.
Can Speial K jump ramps like Evel Knievel with J-Feds and the Mayors car under them?
Does he count flying segways in his sleep?
It looks like Keating is geting the Department very first high-tech segway:
that is souped up with loud and big exhausts, huge rear spoiler, covert paint job of yellow like a big bannana, big red lights/like in the red light district, huge 30" rims/with spinners, CB Radio with licenced call sign of Special K #1, legitimately fast 60+ more horsepower than stock and no posers here Officers. All show and no go with Speial K on board!
two words HE's MENTAL
A tisket, a tasket, Special K is riding his segway with a green and yellow basket?
SPECIAL K rides again boys and girls. Does this guy have a silver bullet or what? Where is his masked friend?
This guy has to be the biggest carictor on the department who is still in charge of something. Hope not much longer. He's bring morale down in the downtown districts 001 and 018. Along with his merry men commanders of 001 and 018.
VOTE OF NO APPROVEL FOR KEATING AT BAR LAST NIGHT.
7, NO APPROVALS FROM WORKING POLICE
2, NOT SURE, WORK AT INTELLIGENCE
AND
1, WHO THINKS THE OTHER GUYS ARE VILLADE IDIOTS
KEATING'S APPROVAL RATING IS AT 0% GIVER OR TAKE 5% FOR ACCURACY
NICE :-)
Somebody please take monique out for a walk already. I don't know of any vest that we wear that will stop around from an ak47. Somebody please explain the difference between handugn and rifle ammo. She is such an embarrassment to us. Bring back Pat camden.
I am sure they can get to the scene quicker than SWAT. As this asshole was barricaded and shooting at us tonight, SWAT took about an hour to show up.
Its a fucking joke.
9 PO's claimed they shot their weapons, over 100 rounds expended.
Asshole shot at us five fifferent times with two weapons.
Sign me up!!!!
With or without his segway, Daley's boy "Special K" is a dildo with the leadership qualities of a lamb.
Make him the the #3 guy in city libraries. At least, he wouldn't be such an embarrassment.
Keating looks like he has a terminal illness.
Ron Huberman and Maggie Daley are slated to be recipients of Bud Billiken awards this year.
I wonder where Ronnie boy would like to receive his??
I bet the swat boys are creaming in their BDUs after seeing those pics.
More Asian Airsoft Xbox fantasy
Looking at those fotos makes me think of some George Orwell crap!
I dont know if I should quit drinking or drink more........
RE: I am sure they can get to the scene quicker than SWAT. As this asshole was barricaded and shooting at us tonight, SWAT took about an hour to show up.
Its a fucking joke.
9 PO's claimed they shot their weapons, over 100 rounds expended.
Asshole shot at us five fifferent times with two weapons.
8/06/2008 07:17:00 AM
Doesn't every district have 6 shotguns? why didn't the W/C hand a couple out? Oh yeah no one on the watch is qualified!!!! We have weapons at our disposal that no one can use. They want to give rifles (that the department doesn't have yet!) to kids that never fired one until they passed a power test but something as usefull as a shotgun sits on a shelf! This department needs to wake up!
Every time I see him on that thing he reminds me of a four year old on his big-wheels.
This has to be one of the goofiest and unsafe things I have ever seen involving firearms. Seriously, they would be better off on horseback.Whats the whole idea behind this? What genius thought this up?
"Make him the the #3 guy in city libraries. At least, he wouldn't be such an embarrassment.
8/06/2008 07:44:00 AM"
Please don't burden our library system with more dead weight.
Hilarious! Can you picture this on Michigan ave? GOOFBALLS
As long as the bucket boys are out of sight, the evening is a success!
maybe Keating can get the civilian chief pilot position, or assistant chief pilot to Hohm
Hey does Keating do wheelies on his segway?
Whats the top speed on this segway? Will we have some sort of protection from rock throwers? Is this guy kidding me?
Deputy Chief Keating works downtown, I'm not sure if a segway is the right tool for crowd control.
Aunt Bea, Gomer Pile as J-Fed, Daley as Andy Griffin and Special K as Barnie Fife. Yea were back in mayberry.
Too bad Special K is playing Barnie Fife. Cause Don Knotts was a classy guy.
Didn't Keating get slapped down by a 4 year old when he was riding his littlel scooter a while back and then he goof wanted felony charges.
Did this guy ever do anything as a real policeman or is Daley lining him up for 1st Dtpt. bag man?
Does Keating feel like he is riding on the back of a garbage truck on that thing?
Must make him feel like his old days of garbage truck man.
Area 6 Detective here.
I've been away from my desk for a while. But, when I returned I found out that rumor has it Deputy Chief James Keating is in line for a promotion. New position chief of patrol. Looks like Keating will get his 2 stars after all.
Working here in area 6 I have found out a lot about James Keating. He is in charge of handing out Daley's merit positions. Thats right if you want to move up, all you have to do is be James Keating's friend.
Keating owns stock with segways. He was giving the one he rides to model for all to see.
I am going to go deep cover, into a meeting with J-Fed, Daley, and Keating. I'll report back to you guys with my findings.
I seen special k on someones license plates yesterday. Driving home from work. I was wondering, Does Chief Keating have these plates?
I was trying to snap a picture of it. But, he was driving to fast. It was a black Benz.
TO: ot-any former tact/gangs, tru, sos that are now working a beat cars...if you've been bdu trained and have worked operation safe summer. file a grievance. tact/gang officers, tru and gang intelligence (one of the many units that u need a phone call to get to) work for time and a half on one of their rdo's in bdu's. why cant former tact, former sos, former tru work this overtime detail. if u have bdu's have the training and have worked operation safe summer in the past, file a grievance.
8/06/2008 04:26:00 AM
QUIT WHINING BITCH!!!
"Looking at those fotos makes me think of some George Orwell crap!
I dont know if I should quit drinking or drink more........
8/06/2008 10:10:00 AM"
For God's sake, don't quit drinking.........
I saw honorable picture. How many sons did famous Detective Charle Chan have?
If you guys can't have "long guns" if you're out of shape because having to "run and shoot at the same time" may cause you to shoot someone by accident, wouldn't that apply to riding and shooting too?
Special K do we need AR15's to drive with you?
8/06/2008 03:28:00 AM
You need helmets, the willingness to be micro managed, the readiness to be whipped down to size at his will and the knowledge of nothing
Keating is like RENO 911!!!!!
Keating should start filling out his retirement papers. Before he gets the ax.
Chief of Staff Mikey Masters not to be confused with Mikey V from HGTV's Design Star appears to playing a role of his own..that would be the role of a Police Officer. Saw him on the street today and he was doned in FBI issue side-pocket pants and the trusty knife clipped to the pocket. Wonder if he's sportin' a gun too? If so, probably nothing to write home about. Just another wannabe who thinks he's the Police kinda like his boss!
FYI Mikey - look up the charge UUW then think twice about running around town with a knife clipped to your pocket. After all, you are a civilian unless of course J-Fed took care of you and gave you permission to carry.
Why don't you leave Police work to the trained professionals? The only time you're qualified to play that role is on Halloween and even then make sure your accoutrements are made of plastic.
Do you really think that the City is gonna allow automatic weapons on Segways?
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Hellllloooooooo, 12:20 a.m. poster. It's sarcasm and silliness.....DUH!
"Ron Huberman and Maggie Daley are slated to be recipients of Bud Billiken awards this year." For what ...biggest whiner at the state legislature and wasted money on road dividers and stained glass.
Let me see- recoil from the weapons firing could cause the officers to loose balance, and fall causing an injury resulting in an IOD...
There goes more money out of the pension fund. In case you didnt know thats the source of IOD money.
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Is this true, IOD money out of our pension fund?
To 8/06/2008 03:33:00 AM
Was the wording of your post bait for the Keesing Bandit?
Budget problems solved!
Each Exempt should give up two months pay.
Each Merit hack should give up one month's pay.
Problem solved!
And guess what. If they actually ordered the Exempts to give up 2 months pay not one of those geldings whould say a word. As long as they could keep that gold star.
OT: Dosent jfed look like Ned the communist from Seinfeld> Im just sayn.
This whole department has become a nationwide fucking joke. I am embarrassed.
Can I get spinners on the wheels?
Scc and the rest of the bloggers.
I James Keating see my name being constantly bashed here. Its ok though. As long as I have you guys working. I'm doing my job. I don't see anybody coming to me with this non sense. So do your jobs or I will move to have you eracated from the department.
nuff said...........
Hey all Keating needs is one of those world war I german helments with the spike coming out of it.
LOL
Is that a new paintball game??
does anybody know...if we send a report to Keating, do we say, Deputy Chief Sgt. Keating, or Sgt. Deputy Chief Keating, or....?
I want to see Keating get dumped over on his Segway. It'd be great to see him spinning in circles on the ground like Curly from the 3 stooges used to do.
to 5;06 CHARLIE CHAN HAD ONE NUMBER 1 SON WHO WORE A JUGHEAD TYPA OF HAT RAGGED ROUBD TOP' I ONCE SAW A MOVIE WHERE CHARLIE CHAN TOOK A VICTIMS SHOES WALLET LOOSE CHANGE AND WRISTWATCH AND TOLD THE ON LOOKERS HE WANTED TO BE LIKE HONORABLE REAL POLICE
There goes more money out of the pension fund. In case you didnt know thats the source of IOD money.
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Is this true, IOD money out of our pension fund?
8/06/2008 07:34:00 PM
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I was on IOD for a while. Surgery, Hospital, Physical Therapy, Wages etc. were paid by our pension fund. I was told that by a Sgt at the Medical Section, and it was verified by a person who works at the pension board who I met when I needed to make some changes.
I was suprised also. Dont belive it? Call the Pension Board yourself at (312) 744-3891.
If special K had his way every one would be issued a segway, before working in 001 I never even seen a segway.
The only persons who should have a two wheeler are meter maids KEATING.
THE MAN FROM THE PAST SAYS; NUTS!
Anonymous said...
does anybody know...if we send a report to Keating, do we say, Deputy Chief Sgt. Keating, or Sgt. Deputy Chief Keating, or....?
8/06/2008 11:36:00 PM
No! More like dlaeys neighbor, who the old man daley took fishing as a young boy and had made him a promise to make him a police boss keating! Why is he not dumped? Simple reason he is so far up daleys ass he could never be moved even with his total lack of skills!
I have worked in 001 for 20 years. Over the last 2 years It has really gotten bad here. It started when James Keating was commander and now continues while he is deputy chief over this district. I only have a few years left. but if this is the shit i'm gonna have to be a part of. I think I'll transfer to 009 so I can patrol Keating's house in bridgeport.
special k is doing his part saving the city money on gas......but I hear he has stock in electric shhh tip get your stock too.......
Ahhh nothing like the wind blowing in your hair and mosquitos and bugs hitting you in the face as you cruise on by.
Keating your an idiot.
Keating has a Dream, I didn't think neanderthals had cognitive thought?
Anonymous said...
TO: ot-any former tact/gangs, tru, sos that are now working a beat cars...if you've been bdu trained and have worked operation safe summer. file a grievance. tact/gang officers, tru and gang intelligence (one of the many units that u need a phone call to get to) work for time and a half on one of their rdo's in bdu's. why cant former tact, former sos, former tru work this overtime detail. if u have bdu's have the training and have worked operation safe summer in the past, file a grievance.
8/06/2008 04:26:00 AM
QUIT WHINING BITCH!!!
8/06/2008 05:03:00 PM
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fuck you --you must be one of the 2 yr wonders or some elite fuck in gang intell
Re: Where to send a report to Keating/
Address it to Mayor Daley @ city hall........C/O Buttboy
PS: Some say that Segways are a phallic sumbol.......K-man sure seems to love to ride them.
I worked with Keating on his Mayors detail. He suck then and SUCKS NOW!
Keating is the biggest looking goof on that sedgway he looks just like kazzoo !!!!!!!!
Keating has a Dream, I didn't think neanderthals had cognitive thought?
8/07/2008 10:50:00 AM
What thought of his was evevr cognitive please .............
nice carbines
8/06/2008 12:35:00 AM
Keating was never train on uptoday weapons he has a back in the day 6shooter he hope he has a speed loader
They left the letter M for Merit off the helmets. P/o Keating and civiilian Holmes want to sweep in from the skies with the sedgeways..
8/06/2008 12:58:00 AM
hey does everyone that joins get a kazzoo helmet with ( the special K unit ) written on the frnt .
Special K the olympics start tomorrow, you may want to get tactics on how to handle 2016 here. Since you can't come up with your own ideas.
nd I think to myself, what a WONDERFUL WORLD, yes I think to myself.... what a WONDERFUL WORLD!!!!
must be nice being a crony, oh I mean phony
I just seen on channel 2 news tonight that they had a segway convention. Down in Indianapolis. Special K was leading the way.
I think he definitely owns stock in segways. You can bank on it, you will be seeing more of this in Chicago. Where theres money to be made Daleys there. Who's Daleys boy? Special K
Money........ Money........ Money
I hope when you guys die and go to hell. God ask how your greed. Worked out for you over the years. Specially for men of the faith.
Special K looked like a metermaid tonight handing out some parkers on his segway. I feel alot safer being downtown knowing this guys in charge of are big bad city.
Oh yea, top the blue shirt running up to him kissing his ass. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Suck Ass
I heard Deputy Chief Keating is weting in his pants right now at the mer thought of this!
8/06/2008 01:15:00 AM
Yea, Its time to break out with depends............
keating cuts everyone in traffic doesn't he know he don't run the city!
Wheres Keating's pal Joe Kipka?
It would be funny to see Kupcakes riding on the side of that segway. With a side cart and a spiked helmet.
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