Avast ye scurvy bastards, 'tis Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Official site here.
Translate English into Pirate here.
And still the funniest Pirate joke we've heard:
- This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
"Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!"
Hoist the anchor, we're off to the Isle of 35 and we be pillagin' and burnin' and thar be plenty o' keelhaulin' to be done. Maybe a wee bit o' walkin' the plank to finish the evening? Whar be our hook?
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