Monday, September 22, 2008

Another Big Chalkie Weekend

WBBM 780 has the list - 6 of the 7 fatalities are Chicago shootings. They also list an additional 5 shootings, non fatal.

Not listed for some reason, this one:
  • A Southwest Side man was beaten to death Sunday morning in the Archer Heights neighborhood. [...]

    Ulmer’s attackers beat him with their hands, fists and feet and he was initially hospitalized in critical condition with blunt force trauma to the head, police said. A description of the attackers was not immediately available.

Daley is looking into regulating hands, fists and feet, forcing them to be registered as "deadly weapons" until such time as pillows and feather dusters can be attached to all citizens.

And again, a warm fall week in store.

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Blogger Detective ShavedLongcock said...

Not to mention that Area 2 had over 24 people shot this weekend.

9/22/2008 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie your so famous.....
I see you in this other blogsite, that is in the 24th district better known as "Ghetto-Park",
by realtors.

Chalkie looks so good.
http://morsehellhole.blogspot.com/

9/22/2008 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Detective ShavedLongcock said...
Not to mention that Area 2 had over 24 people shot this weekend.

9/22/2008 12:14:00 AM

Shit 24 people the city is going down and fast! We need the national guard and federal curfews to keep the animlas in check! Call ICE in also and deport all the illegals fuck daley, then watch the city have a huge "budget surplus"! The time is now!

9/22/2008 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser's hands, fists and feet need to be regulated by someone. They are out of control.

9/22/2008 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

citywide about 50 people shot in about 38 incidents

9/22/2008 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Southwest Side man was beaten to death Sunday morning in the Archer Heights neighborhood. [...]


Ulmer’s attackers beat him with their hands, fists and feet and he was initially hospitalized in critical condition with blunt force trauma to the head, police said. A description of the attackers was not immediately available.


And in the usual fashion, the cook county states attorney office will charge these honor students with simple battery because there was no weapon involved and the attackers weren't police officers. Then they will ultimately plead down to a disorderly conduct so the ccsa office can keep that conviction rate up.

9/22/2008 02:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where did that guy get beat to death????

9/22/2008 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4 people shot in 011 all on first watch one fatal Sunday night.

9/22/2008 04:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it was 2250 asked Vera the dispatcher to notify Oak Lawn PD to head over to Christ as ambo 60 was transporting the chalkie victim from 105th and Normal. They even had 2233 ride along with the ambo. They thought there might be some unrest at the hospital. Good forbid the DR and Nurses just handle the 15 shot and numerous other trauma's they received friday night.

9/22/2008 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm still trying to work on being a great criminal investigator like the G-Men so I get noticed by J-Fed and meritoriously promoted to think tank analyst.

I was looking over the victims and trying to see if there were any similarities. You know, anything that is the same so that I can establish a Modus Operandi (that's Latin for how criminals work; J-Fed will really notice me now!)

I see that the victims are all minorities, so I've come to the conclusion that we are looking for a bunch of white serial hate crimers. I believe that this is the beginning of a criminal group that targets minorities in the city.

We'll need some federal funding to study this further and work on appropriate stategies to combat this insidious threat. I can already see my cubicle at headquarters. If I see J-Fed, I'll tell him how good he looks in uniform and then tell him about how I can help fight this threat from my office with the use of cameras, mobile camera vans and Whoppers.

9/22/2008 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coppers don't care anymore. Period. Workers are afraid to work. Dogasses have become even lazier...even the Priority One calls aren't being aggressively handled. Until Daley is out of power or J-Fed is gone...Coppers don't care.
-Area 2 dick

9/22/2008 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats ok things will get better,for us

9/22/2008 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Shaved, why don't you spend some time solving crime and cleaning up the mess you leave at Seven Eleven after you scratched a ton of lottery tickets.

9/22/2008 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rodney King got kilt!!

9/22/2008 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CRIME CITY ALERT:


Hands fists and feet kill !!!!!

Daley thinks it's cookoo, cookoo, cookoo.

E. Burke and the rest of the nincompoops plan to BAN body parts in Chicago.

jWeeese's steroid filled head inflated 5cm in one crime filled day. Fears arise that it's near burst diameter.

9/22/2008 08:44:00 AM  
Blogger Rue St. Michel said...

Chalkie was in 025 over the weekend. We had a chance to spend some time together. He's surprisingly charming and well-read. I'd characterize him as an "old soul" in New Age parlance. He's definitely a "yapper." He just kept talking, and talking.

He's quite a character. Here are a few things I learned about Chalkie.

He doesn't like the rain. Rain slows things down, and bores him. It also makes him feel "faded."

He's a fan of metal. He likes Linkin Park, Metallica and Sum41.

He loves the south side of Chicago. Chalkie knows almost every nook and cranny of Englewood. He confessed that he goes up here from time to time, but those are just to break the monotony. Englewood is his meat and potatoes (his words!).

Chalkie especially loves terror town and the Wild Hundreds. The residents welcome Chalkie, and they rarely complain about how often he visits their communities.

He told me that he's upset that people confuse him with the Grim Reaper. "Not so," Chalkie said. "The Reaper collects the soul of the damned. I'm just the liaison - I select the deceased and then show the corpse's position. I'm more a rep than a vendor."

As you can imagine, someone in Chalkie's position has to have a quirky sense of humor. Here are two jokes he told me:

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"




"Well," snarled the drunken old Watch Commander to the bewildered police officer. "I suppose after you retire from the force, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave."

"Not me, Captain!" the officer replied. "Once I get out of the Chicago Police department, I'm never going to stand in line again!"




That Chalkie! What a guy! He says that he expects to be in Chicago for a long time to come.

9/22/2008 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 025th District is turning into one of the biggest ghettos in the city

9/22/2008 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
citywide about 50 people shot in about 38 incidents

9/22/2008 01:26:00 AM

50 people shot where is mayor moron? this idiot has no clue only cares about olympics, so he can get paid off as usual! Maybe instaed of taking them to Christ hospital the vets could stay late at the animal hospital, you want to act like your an animal in the jungle you should be treated as such! Will the citizens ever realize what daley blago and the rest are doing to destroy chicago?uitionalthe bullshit constitiusional (SP) convention is coming just to screw with the pensions more, why not use it to reacll daley-blago-madigan-stroger etc...

9/22/2008 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOT FLash NEW GANG OF GUYS CALLED THE INSANE WASPS MADE UP OF SWEDISH GERMAN AND PPL OF NORTHERN EUROPEAN EXTRACTION, HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO GO INTO BORDERS AND DWELL IN WORLD HIISTORY SECTION, AL;SO SEEN IN HEALTH FOOD STORES STOCKING UP ON VITIMOINS AND ASSORTED GOODIES, KNOWN TO HANG OUT AT CRIB DOING HOUSEHOLD REPAIRS AND UP KEEP OF SAME, CAN BE FOUND IN PARKS COACHING LITTLE LEAUGE TEAMS AND AFTERWARDS DOING HOMEWORK WITH KIDS, WHEN WILL THIS INSANITY CEASE, OH THE INHUMANITY OF IT ALL

9/22/2008 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

okay j-fed and mr daley. i have been on the job for oveer 25yrs. i have been a working cop all these years. until you mr j-fed became my boss. i dont trust you, i dont like what you did to the guy from 25 [B.C.] so here is the only way you are going to make us a pro active cop again. Instead of mastercard and nikki given 100 bucks to the gang banger to turn in their grandfathers old gun, do this. give me a 100 gift card for stopping all those gang bangers on the corners when i recover a gun from one that is a convicted felon, give me a 100 gift card when he points the gun at me and i shoot him, not kill him but recover the gun he was pointing at me..now listen to this, if he point that gun at me and i shoot and kill the mother fucker with only one shot...i get 500 gift card for doing a good job.. i think this will start many officers out there to start stoping the bangers again...i might even bid to 4th dist knowing i can make money getting all the guns off the streets while saving other gang bangers lives at the same time, just a thought I/F

9/22/2008 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Friday into early Saturday morning there was 5 shot in 003 within 4 hours

basically from 2300hrs to 0130 hrs

70/paxton - 3 shot non fatal wounds
62/university - 1 to the head (not dead lost a lot of blood)
69/dorchester - leg shot

9/22/2008 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous I Work 99 said...

Anonymous said...
where did that guy get beat to death????

9/22/2008 03:06:00 AM

Mostly in the head and body.

9/22/2008 01:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is my question, Do I need a scarred over GSW to show if I want to register as a democrat, I mean I would not even have to survive the GSW to register.

9/22/2008 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone is hung up on the number of homicides. That is just the number of incidents where the killer was successful. Imagine the wide spread panic if every shooter killed his target, every knifers cut was fatal, and every other agg batt-er finished the job. This city would be under marshal law in a week.

9/22/2008 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Police say the victims were playing a game on the sidewalk near the corner of South Saint Louis and Lexington when three men confronted them and began to shoot. It's unclear exactly what may have sparked the gunfire.

wow...that's a nice way of saying they were shooting dice. I'm sure it wasn't Candyland.

9/22/2008 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SQUAD I SAW CHALKIE YESTERDAY, HE WAS HAVING LUNCH IN DOWNTOWN NAPERVILLE, HE SAID HE WAS IN A HURRY THOUGH , AND HAD TO HEAD BACK TO SHITCAGO. I ASKED WHY CHALKIE? AND HE STATED THAT HE ENJOYED NAPERVILLE AND ITS RIVERWALK BUT THAT THERE WAS NOT MUCH THAT INTERESTED HIM HERE.

9/22/2008 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In 025 there was a shooting on Kamerling. Old boy got shot point blank in the back of his head and in front of his face/eye area. Despite that, he ran one block over and then he collapsed. Then people got pissed since the "bambulance" didn't arrive on time. The "bambulance" were tied up because everyone in the West side loves to get medical attention even if it's not necessary.

9/22/2008 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's ban usless body parts, we'll start with J Feds head.

9/22/2008 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie for Mayor!

9/22/2008 04:27:00 PM  
Blogger 85 zebra said...

I believe the beatings were the work of a notorious Jewish street gang...the Fourskin Hustlers

9/22/2008 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

50 shot and no headlines..... Shitcago makes Iraq look like a vacation destination. Dump every democrat and every exempt and elect/hire people who work for the people (not themselves).

9/22/2008 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no one shot in Norwood park, Edgebrook, sauganash, edison park, jefferson park, oriole park, olympia park, or in 016 basically. Although the south end on belmont is questionable sometimes.
ALL GOOD DEMOCRATS I'M SURE!
NO REVERANDS TALKING ABOUT THE STREET VIOLENCE IN THEIR COMMUNITY???
WONDER WHY???
TOO BUSY LOCKING THEMSELVES INTO A FORTIFIED CHURCH BUILDING AND TIPPIN SOME 40'S LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK!!!

9/22/2008 07:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The hits keep coming Chalkie stopped by 82nd and Green for a murder suicide but the moron screwed up his suicide just wounding himself in the head. Now we get to pay for his medical care the rest of his sorry life.

9/22/2008 07:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

85 zebra said...
I believe the beatings were the work of a notorious Jewish street gang...the Fourskin Hustlers

9/22/2008 04:46:00 PM


And the other Jewish gang, The Al Rubens

9/22/2008 08:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit 24 people the city is going down and fast! We need the national guard and federal curfews to keep the animlas in check! Call ICE in also and deport all the illegals fuck daley, then watch the city have a huge "budget surplus"! The time is now!
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I'm sorry but I have to repeat this yet again..You young guys haven't a clue..one year back in the early nineties we were just a few murders short of one thousand..We probably won't go past 525 this year..Multiple people shot was so fricken common it was insane.. And back in the seventies, during one twelve month period, seventeen coppers were shot and killed..So calm down youngin, the sky is not really falling...

9/22/2008 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

50 shot and no headlines..... Shitcago makes Iraq look like a vacation destination. Dump every democrat and every exempt and elect/hire people who work for the people (not themselves).
''''''''''''''''''''''''''

Yea, but we won't...

9/22/2008 08:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HI FROM DA MAYOR...

You guys really make me laugh..Don't you see, crime is rising but I'm not to blame..Read the paper, it's because you guys are slowing down because Superintendent Weis is to tough on you.. Again, I come out smelling like a rose..You guys just can't compete with me..

Your Mayor
Dick Daley

9/22/2008 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call in the old Executive Outcomes crowd.They know how to handle these things.

9/22/2008 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1995 the 011th district had 109 homicides that year. One 3rd watch during the summer, 12 different shootings on the watch.
I would imagine that was the work of Chalkie's father?

9/22/2008 08:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do cops on this site blame the minorities for killing and shooting each other? I don't see asians, indians, middle easterners getting killed or shot in this city. I just see the blacks and hispanics, that's not all minorities.

9/22/2008 08:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry but I have to repeat this yet again..You young guys haven't a clue..one year back in the early nineties we were just a few murders short of one thousand..We probably won't go past 525 this year..Multiple people shot was so fricken common it was insane.. And back in the seventies, during one twelve month period, seventeen coppers were shot and killed..So calm down youngin, the sky is not really falling...

9/22/2008 08:15:00 PM

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i'm a youngin myself and i realize this fact too. not sure why everyone is so caught up in the numbers game. maybe because everything is so much more easily tracked with computers and what not...

9/22/2008 09:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that Fr. Phlem Pfleger is going to lead a march to artificial limb maker in Tinley Park, demanding that he shut down.

Damn those suburban dealers, selling death via trafficking in hands (which can be modified into fists) and feet! When will the madness end?

9/22/2008 10:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not to mention that Area 2 had over 24 people shot this weekend

I understand the reason for the slowdown, and I don't totally disagree with it BUT with all the violence going on I am embarrassed and ashamed to call myself a police officer. Yes maybe 80-90% of these persons being shot deserved it, but i came on this job to get the ones who hurt those that didn't. I know it is not our fault, the department heads have done a lot to try and fuck us royally, but as my mom used to say, "two wrongs don't make a right".
Obviously I am somewhat delusional in my hopes, but I am sick of reading about how the CPD is ineffective and not respected.
I am sure there are those will be say once we get the backing we need from the dept. things will go back to normal, but do we really think that is ever going to happen the way we want it to? How bad are things going to get before we do what we were hired to do?
I'm sure the comments will come but it's ok I'll be back on fantasy island having a drink with tatoo and mr rourke.

9/22/2008 11:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1995 the 011th district had 109 homicides that year. One 3rd watch during the summer, 12 different shootings on the watch.
I would imagine that was the work of Chalkie's father?

9/22/2008 08:52:00 PM

Man, I'd love to see some of the stats past 2000 since I-Clear only goes that far. All I got is what I read here and what the old timers tell me.

9/23/2008 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry but I have to repeat this yet again..You young guys haven't a clue..one year back in the early nineties we were just a few murders short of one thousand..We probably won't go past 525 this year..Multiple people shot was so fricken common it was insane.. And back in the seventies, during one twelve month period, seventeen coppers were shot and killed..So calm down youngin, the sky is not really falling...

9/22/2008 08:15:00 PM

Yes but the medical attention has greatly improved since then. The only way to compare the two generations would be to compare people shot not just murdered.

9/23/2008 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes but the medical attention has greatly improved since then. The only way to compare the two generations would be to compare people shot not just murdered.

9/23/2008 08:42:00 AM


Too bad that can never happen.

Agg Batt Handgun used to include people shot and people shot at. After Cline got in, it was just used for people shot. That's why Agg Batts went down so dramatically when Cline was the boss.

9/23/2008 10:18:00 PM  

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