Monday, October 06, 2008

Mobile Strike Force (SOS version 2.0)

We were e-mailed a document, purportedly from the Department, outlining the preparations for a new unit called the Mobile Strike Force. The entire thing is labeled "DRAFT" so we don't know yet how much of it will be implemented.

Some highlights:
  • The goal is to have the unit up and running by 31 October. Lieutenant James M. Roussell has been tapped to run it.
  • Only Officers with 5 years can apply and allegedly, CR history will not be that big a deal (depending on the nature of the complaints we imagine).
  • HQ will be the 3rd floor of Homan Square (i.e. SOS's old digs) and it's a straight afternoon operations in two fixed day off groups.
  • 1 Commander, 2 Lieutenants, 13 Sergeants, 115 PO's and a timekeeper. 69 vehicles to be assigned to the unit and they're all marked.
  • BDU's or plain clothes with a special unit patch. Emphasis on gangs, working with NAGIS and TRU and access to 1505 money.
  • It will also assume the old SOS duties of gas teams, cut teams, and all the old SOS personnel are to have first crack at the Unit.
Wow. It's going to be almost like SOS never left. The missive also has a section that states members do not have to worry about TRR's and CR's being used to launch them from the unit and another section states supervisors will be held strictly accountable for their subordinates behavior, which would be something different.

In any event, we're sure we'll be hearing all about this one very shortly if they want to be up and running by Halloween.

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258 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HEARD THE EX NILES DISPATCHER IN 024 WAS GOING TO BE THE COMMANDER.

10/06/2008 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must pass the power test to be on this team. No fatties or slackers allowed.

10/06/2008 12:12:00 AM  
Blogger Det. Shaved Longcock said...

If it is anything like the last ten orders sent out by J-Fed. once it is sent, it will be recinded a day later.

10/06/2008 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you go to this unit you are a FUCKING IDIOT!!! Please do not fall victim! This is the City "easing back into" operations as usual Last I checked we are still without a contract any PO that joins back to 153 gets what he deserves and I will LAUGH at your firing/indictment!!! Go to 153 and you are a puppet for the City

10/06/2008 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why dump girls from thr retarded unit (tru for former members) and then dump SOS and then start a tru/sos unit??? I cant fucking wait to leave this joke of a department!!! CPD IS A FUCKING JOKE AND I AM ASHAMED TO BE A MEMBER!!!! ASHAMED!!!!!!

10/06/2008 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Lieutenant James M. Roussell is running this new unit, you can take it to the bank that it will be run right. His integrity is beyond reproach. Jim is a true professional and a gentleman with common sense and balls. I would serve under his command any day.

(No, I am not looking for a job or a spot.)

I was talking to a retired Deputy Superintendent at a benefit last week. We were talking about Jimmy and how he is one of the five top police officers in the CPD.

Semper Fi Jimmy... go get em.

10/06/2008 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As long as the special unit patch looks sharp I'll sign up for anything. Maybe an alternate BDU is in order I wouldnt want to be confused with those TRU crimes against fashion. Black is always in style but some earth tones for fall would be great. After all the first half of good police work starts with looking good. You have the right to remain fabulous!

10/06/2008 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So are we taking bets on when the scandal with this unit will hit?

I say 2010!

Any takers?

10/06/2008 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where do they get these Corn-Ball names for these fancy-units they dream up? Commando Mobile Strike Force, Recon Commando Tak Force Squadron, Special Super Secret Tactical Strike Weapons, Tactics and Strategies Unit, Attack and Rappel Super Strike Team Force, etc. What a bunch of Screwballs. Sound like a bunch of little kids playing war. I guess if you're young and dumb you will fall for anything they dream up. Whatever happened to good old fashioned police work, in a CPD Uniform? No wonder everyone looks at us like we're idiots now. Here we go again, SOS,TRU, Updated Version, coming soon to a theatre near you, along with Rambo 12, Rambo attcks the Old Folks Home From Within..Why don't all you Asshats get a life already?

10/06/2008 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any speculation on whether Chicago Federation of Labor President Dennis Gannon is right about CPD civilian employee layoffs will actually equal less cops on the street?

"Are you telling me that, with all the work they do, day in and day out, nobody is gonna do their jobs? "They may not be losing guys with guns and badges on, but they're gonna have to take police officers off the street to do the work [civilians] were doing."

http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/1202941,CST-NWS-cuts05.article

10/06/2008 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So they're renaming gangs north/south, I mean SOG, I mean SOS and now going to call it MSF? It's been said before and I'll say it again,"only the name will change." In today's day and age of strip the officer and take the shitheads side on every complaint why on earth would anybody want to deal with that shit, because you know they are going to be under a microscope for the littlest detail.

-former old school 158

10/06/2008 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh yeah.....i can see how this might work. hopefully this aint another pony trick, but my guess is that it might be more of the same....i'll reserve any definitive judgement until more info is available.

10/06/2008 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont they already have that...ITS CALLED TRU. Maybe if they utilized TRU the right way instead of having them lock up pissers and drinkers every day they wouldnt have to reinvent the wheel ONCE AGAIN.

10/06/2008 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

10/06/2008 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THEY WILL GET TRAINING FROM THE ACADEMY LOL! THEY CAN GET GOOD ADVICE FROM THE FORMER COMMANDER OF SOS. HE WILL BE TEACHING THE NEW SOS IN HOW NOT TO GET CAUGHT, YOU ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH EVEN WHEN YOU LIE. ANOTHER UNIT TO GET YOU INDICTED OR SETUP TO GET FIRED ON A STUPID BEEF.

10/06/2008 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Thanks!

10/06/2008 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This unit should consist solely of FBI Agents and Cat Lovers. All members will be micro-chipped and must have a camera sewn to the side of their head. Complimentary Federal Ass-Ramming available for all who apply. NOW GO OUT THERE AND AGGRESSIVELY CRACK THE WHIP!

In a proper world, Cooter would be Meritoriously appointed to Captain of this unit and given a green light. Actually, this does exist... in Bizzaro World.

10/06/2008 01:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi boys and girls, It's Lt. Richie Scotchbreath! And I just came home from TR'S tap! It was a great night till I got home and saw that SCC is claiming that Lieutenant James M. Roussell is getting this new unit. Not sure if SCC has just been mislead or what but I was promised this new elite unit. [Hic-Up, Burp, Fart, I knew I should of never had that late night burrito!]

Don't get me wrong, I am sure this clout heavy, asskissing, political insider Lieutenant James M. Roussell is a decent guy. But my record speaks for itself. Capt. Jim Spratte taught me the whole Japanese language in less than 48 hours. Just in case those Japs do lease the CPD from Mayor Daley like I previously spoke about. Now that is impressive.

In my 20+ years of service I have over 2 Honorable Mentions and one complimentary letter (From TR's PUB). My Uncle ADS Molloy once even put me in for the Lambert Tree Award for that shoot out I had when I was going through the DT's after I stopped drinking for a week. Mind you I really was attacked by those 6' tall pink panthers and the kangaroo. I just wish I would of at least shot one of them to prove they were really there. Then I would of actually won that Lambert Tree!

Anyhow, let's not jump the gun by naming Lieutenant James M. Roussell as the new MSF C/O. I am sure it is just a typo on the draft that was written. [Hic-Up, Burp, Fart, I knew I should of never had that late night burrito!]

I have to run, Capt. Spratte is coming over to show me his career scrap books. He has documented all 1,456 murder arrests and the taking down of the 4 different major street gangs in Chicago that he accomplished during his years on CPD. I feel a little ashamed to show him my 3 arrests reports I saved for those M.C.C. violations. But three career arrests is better than none!

Sincerely

Lt. Richie Scotchbreath
Future
C/O of the Mobile Strike Force

10/06/2008 01:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope they can find enough bodies to fill all the positions.
Don't see many activity trail blazers out there right now. Who's the Lt. who is slated to oversee this alleged new unit? Where is he from? Why him?

10/06/2008 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

let's start the acronym search:

MSFU

MSF

We could have a field day with this one.

10/06/2008 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly...who fucking cares? To go out in this day and age to do police work, you must be a retard.

10/06/2008 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

About time they realized WE need a unit like this and gave it back.


Just don't let them wear the black hoodies anymore.

10/06/2008 01:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone willing to do that type of policing these days is OUT OF THIER FUCKING MIND! And no, I’m not talking about that less than 10% of SOS that fucked things up (Jerome, Keith, et.al.). Why? So this new department can (and will) leave you hanging? Keep on demanding more from you, and giving you suspension time in return? Micro-managed, scrutinized beyond belief? Correct me if I’m wrong, but has ANYONE heard of an ACTUAL INCIDENT where the Department or “J-what’s his name” has stepped up and LOOKED OUT FOR AN OFFICER? Instead, I’ve heard of the Police being treated like a pawn in a sick, twisted, failing game of chess that costs $310K a year to play.

The city and Department disbanded Task Force, Gangs, SOS for reasons. Well, you got what you wanted; you don’t want us to be the POLICE anymore! Crime is up, arrests are down, morale sucks, no one trusts over half of the bosses, or the ASA’s. Judges and the rest of the politicians will only do something if it affects their rating for the next election, and their own good. Yet the Mayor and the City keeps catering to the troublemakers and their “reverends”. And the City keeps slowly sliding into a corruption fueled, shitty abyss that looks suspiciously like the Motor City. While the aldermen vote themselves a 6%+ “Cost of living” increase (because a “raise” sounds just too damn pretentious!) and the Citizens are none the wiser. If you listen to Maggie Daley, you can almost hear her say “Let them eat cake”, in between the double shots of single malt! Then, all of a sudden, “Holy shit, I just had an epiphany! We need a unit that will go out and kick ass, take names, lock up an exponential amount of bad-guys, quell riots, get guns, drugs and gangs, just because arrests are down, and crime is up!” is heard from an upper floor at 35th street.

Why? Bust our collective asses, doing your dirty work, with no reward so you can fuck us again? I have an idea for that fancy new patch they want…. It’s a big blue cock with CPD on the side about to be jammed into an asshole of some patrolman. It should be a reminder of the units impending doom.

Old Unit 153.

(BTW? Can someone tell me why we have a TRU if we need another unit like this?)

10/06/2008 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually started getting excited reading about this, wondering when they will accept applications... then I rememberd that I don't have a phone call. Shit. Guess what J-Fed? There are a lot of policemen still out there, ready and willing to work, but won't ever get the chance due to lack of clout. Any MERIT unit worth it's salt should RECRUIT from the districts, NOT give 'first crack' to the old sos.... some old song and dance with this dept.

10/06/2008 02:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The missive also has a section that states members do not have to worry about TRR's and CR's being used to launch them from the unit.

Yeah they will just wait until the next contract is up, cry a budget crisis and push to fire you instead!

10/06/2008 02:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For these officers sake, I hope the think tank doesn't intend to expend 1505 funds to make them buy dope and do search warrants. To work under a safe team concept, they'll need years of proper training and more experience with them.

10/06/2008 02:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All bullshit just to get people to join the unit, Jimmy Rousell is a great guy, can't imagine why he would want any part of this nonsense; here's a clue: you will never get people to work like the old SOS worked! those days are over and anyone that tries to work like that is setting themselves up for disaster. This department and city has made its bed, as it applies to this department, and now must lay in it! avoid at all costs!

10/06/2008 03:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

speaking of sos , I believe there are 4 or 5 p/o's and 2 sgts from sos that had nothing to do with Jerry F's crew that were stripped as collateral damage and were in callback, any word on these guys? These were all good guys. Just wondering if anybody had any info, if you guys are still in callback keep your heads up and if you have been fired that would be a injustice and good luck getting your jobs back or maybe you guys have been reinstated already. any info about these guys would be appreciated..

10/03/2008 07:25:00 AM

reinstate these guys and put them back in sos 2.0!

10/06/2008 03:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...sure and when the store front reverends start complaining j-fed will fire everyone in this unit.

10/06/2008 03:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds enticing.......

Bait the trap and the Raccoons will come I say!

We are gluttons for punishment and they are gluttons for punishing...

You know they have figured it all out this time with the help of Jody and to those that go.........Be careful!

The ghetto is only half your problem now kids!

Trust your gut out there is all I would tell ya on your to go and in your daily decision making out there!

**Remember**

"For someone to go up the ladder someone else must hang and to hang someone, so to go up the ladder, you first need someone to hang"

Jodys' Rapid response UNIT full of RATS,CAMERAS, PROMISES, BUGS AND WIRES to quell the masses as he sees fit!

Sneaky ways investigate YOU the RIGHT WAY and hang you to the highest tree as you bring in the numbers for his glory in Chicago!

Also, when the civil unrest starts after God knows what happens soon in the City (elections etc. economic situations) I 'll choose to watch it from the cheap seats because it ain't worth it no more because they will hang ya!

So Office,

Either:

BEWARE THE WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING!

OR

Go on over to the Mobile Strike Force and make history.

Been there done that!!

Old 153

10/06/2008 04:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aside from the acronym, some things never change. It's just a variation of renaming the old station at 1940 W. Foster Ave. from "Summerdale" to "Foster Avenue" post-scandal.

After Fort Kool-Aid automatically dubs the "Mobile Strike Force" as an "ELITE" unit with their "isn't that special" shoulder patch, they may as well issue them berets too.
Maroon, green or sky blue, J-Fed?
OO-RAH!

MOTTO: When people need help, they call the police. When the police need help, they call "MSF".

God spare us. Shortshanks, J-Fed and Co. really believe that we're gullible morons. What hubris!

Just knock off the bullshit and come up with a legit, standarized city-wide ribbon award with clusters for multiples of a hundred Part I felony arrests.

If the brass don't hide the clout babies out of harm's way, let Muffy, Buffy, Sissy and the girly men chase down the parkers, pissers, one-baggers and "holding a shoplifter" runs.

We can no longer tolerate the "all form; no substance" of this clout-infested, totally demoralized department.

s/No clout and PROUD of it, you worthless suckhole brass.

10/06/2008 05:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anonymous said...
Where do they get these Corn-Ball names for these fancy-units they dream up? Commando Mobile Strike Force, Recon Commando Tak Force Squadron, Special Super Secret Tactical Strike Weapons, Tactics and Strategies Unit, Attack and Rappel Super Strike Team Force, etc. What a bunch of Screwballs. Sound like a bunch of little kids playing war. I guess if you're young and dumb you will fall for anything they dream up. Whatever happened to good old fashioned police work, in a CPD Uniform? No wonder everyone looks at us like we're idiots now. Here we go again, SOS,TRU, Updated Version, coming soon to a theatre near you, along with Rambo 12, Rambo attcks the Old Folks Home From Within..Why don't all you Asshats get a life already?

10/06/2008 12:26:00 AM



They need those new names because F-Troop, The Mod Squad, Hawaii 5-O, the Untouchables and Highway Patrol were all taken.

10/06/2008 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CR history will not be that big a deal and former SOS having first crack?

I CALL BULLSHIT

10/06/2008 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read about the new C/O of the proposed "strike force" and hear lofty adjectives used to describe him. Jeez, this guy might be a real good guy, a former Marine etc. but after all, it is still the CPD!

And the CPD is still a horseshit organization.

It was 25 years ago and it is even more so now. You did have some dedicated individuals who by dint of outstanding individual effort performed many heroic things but you also had the likes of Chief of Detectives William A. Hanhardt who was involved with an outfit jewelry theft ring. You had an on-duty Captain of Police (Nash) walking into an FBI-run chop shop operation and acting like it was his local White Hen Pantry. You had Lt's who were sexual predators (one still employed) You had thieves, scoundrels, drunks and misc. other forms of criminal life, all wearing blue or white shirts.

Only those young-uns ignorant of such things in the very recent past would dare to drink the Kool-Aid and join a unit like this. You still have a corrupt and outfit connected Mayor in charge of the whole city for God sake!

Lots of luck, real glad it isn't me.

10/06/2008 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There was a fatal shooting on a CTA bus over the weekend. I thought Huberman said CTA was part of public safety? Where was the security that was assigned to that bus? On break?

10/06/2008 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back old Housing West and I might go back to ghetto!

10/06/2008 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where are they getting 115 po's and 15 sgt's from? every district is short as can be. This is getting crazy. The Union needs to step in with some safetycomplaints people are going to start gettting hurt everyday.

10/06/2008 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brilliant.....simply brilliant..so now the 3 officers who now make up the patrol division will now be down to one. Heck...a manager of Walmart could probably manage this department better. Who would sign up for this unit or is that a rhetorical question. lol.

God help us or has he given up on us too?

10/06/2008 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah dont worry about TRR's or CR#'s until the city needs to make an example out of someone and then throws you to the wolves to make the store front Rev's and media happy. Been there done that no thanks. What we need are some Bosses with a backbone a fair contract and 500-600 more PO's on the streets. Until then chicago will continue to turn into Detroit.

10/06/2008 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make that at least 7 two of the wounded have no chance of survival.

10/06/2008 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"KOOLAID KOOLAID TASTES GREAT..WISH I HAD SOME ..CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!! Boy was that a cold refreshing glass of enjoyment!! Now everything sounds GREAT! I can't wait to hit the street!!

10/06/2008 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

doesn't Vic Mackey from the "Shield" run the Strike Force??Now thats the kinda leader thats needed, helllllooooo "money train".

10/06/2008 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If you go to this unit you are a FUCKING IDIOT!!! Please do not fall victim! This is the City "easing back into" operations as usual Last I checked we are still without a contract any PO that joins back to 153 gets what he deserves and I will LAUGH at your firing/indictment!!! Go to 153 and you are a puppet for the City

10/06/2008 12:17:00 AM

As A KMA club member i hate to agree but I do 100%! Want to get sued, not be backed by bosses, lose your pension it is the place for you! Don't be stupid boys and girls this is nothing more than a unit that would keep you in court as the defendent! Another goofy idea most likely by jody's "think tank" who have no clue and no time on the job! "Just don't do it"!

10/06/2008 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will their cars have GPS & Cameras & Beat Tags/Numbers clearly visible!??!?!

10/06/2008 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The missive also has a section that states members do not have to worry about TRR's and CR's being used to launch them from the unit.

Yeah they will just wait until the next contract is up, cry a budget crisis and push to fire you instead!

10/06/2008 02:18:00 AM

no trrs or crs will launch you really! Wow! What about lawsuits and "as seen on tv" you know when the animals tape us doing the macho shit you expect, then you do a Cozzi on us and we are looking at 8 years in the prison system, sorry boys and girls I want my pension so no way!

10/06/2008 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW DAY OFF GROUP AND UNIFORMS

THEY HAVE TO THROW IN EVERY FRICKING DETAIL AVAILABLE.

HOW ABOUT CANCELING WEEKENDS WHENEVER THEY FEEL LIKE IT.

MARKED CARS JEEPERS I CANT WAIT.

LET ME GUESS U WILL BULL SHIT EVERYONE BY ASKING FOR A RESUME....

DONT WORRY I KEPT THE OLD TRANSFER SHEET IT SHOULD BE INTERESTING TO SEE HOW MANY OLD SOS GUYS GET PUT BACK.

10/06/2008 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alot of people come here and talk about NO WORKY! But I'll bet they will get several hundred applications to this unit. When the Lord said turn the other cheek you guys dont play. Anyone who joins this unit get ready to get Bitch Slapped again and the city knows you will love it, FOOLS!!!!

10/06/2008 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...any PO that joins back to 153 gets what he deserves and I will LAUGH at your firing/indictment!!! Go to 153 and you are a puppet for the City

10/06/2008 12:17:00 AM


Amen to that!

10/06/2008 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Task Force by any other name is still the Task Force.

Limpdick crybaby Gen X (or is it Y?) need not apply.

The TF may be the only unit left with pride in its service.

10/06/2008 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I get extra pay...maybe I'll consider it

10/06/2008 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is there some reason they can't just wear normal police uniforms?

what is all this ninja crap?

10/06/2008 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone who takes the bait gets what they deserve. I say a NO SHOW OF INTEREST!
No Contract no work.

10/06/2008 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, that's it.....we got ur back.
cr's, trr's, bis.....don't worry about any of that. be aggressive ! don't mind the cameras, gps and what happened to those "other guys". very unfortunate.
did i mention the new patch ?

10/06/2008 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone said a long time ago "You can't put an old person's head on a young person's shoulders!" Offer some of you a little flash and you roll over like dogs! OOOOOOOO Specialized Unit! Some of you rent way too many movies! Here comes the Trojan Horse boys and girls! Wait until you see who's inside!

10/06/2008 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HEARD THE EX NILES DISPATCHER IN 024 WAS GOING TO BE THE COMMANDER.

I heard she has already been promoted to ADS.Sorry

10/06/2008 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where do they get these Corn-Ball names for these fancy-units they dream up? Commando Mobile Strike Force, Recon Commando Tak Force Squadron, Special Super Secret Tactical Strike Weapons, Tactics and Strategies Unit, Attack and Rappel Super Strike Team Force, etc. What a bunch of Screwballs. Sound like a bunch of little kids playing war. I guess if you're young and dumb you will fall for anything they dream up. Whatever happened to good old fashioned police work, in a CPD Uniform? No wonder everyone looks at us like we're idiots now. Here we go again, SOS,TRU, Updated Version, coming soon to a theatre near you, along with Rambo 12, Rambo attcks the Old Folks Home From Within..Why don't all you Asshats get a life already?


lol....that means the entire 009th district midnight roll call is going to be lining up anxiously waiting to get an application.what a bunch of goofs

10/06/2008 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks, but no thanks. I already learned my lesson after I got dumped the first time.
I 'd go to work, answer calls and write paper (taking my time) and go home to see my family after long eight hours.
Why would I bust my ass again locking these shitheads up and jam myself? We are all getting the same amount of paychecks every two weeks.
Let these idiots kill each other. This City can burn to hell and I don't give a flying F***..
For the wishful candidates who would take the bait on this MSF, goodluck and I hope that you don't have a family to think about when the shit hits the fan..

10/06/2008 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD next major scandal in the making!!

10/06/2008 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You must pass the power test to be on this team. No fatties or slackers allowed.

10/06/2008 12:12:00 AM

That rules out 95% of CPD.

10/06/2008 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they didn't mention room for a person to hand out radios and the desk? wtf "i anit goin"

10/06/2008 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spoke to a retired ass kisser at a benefit last week, we were talking about Jimbo I think but then we decided to get a room. I got so excited about the Moble Strike Force I had to sit down.

10/06/2008 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lovey & lovey are licking their chops.

10/06/2008 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice patch asshole

10/06/2008 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is missy going? shes a worker right?

10/06/2008 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'll go to this unit if we get a 6% raise like the alderscum. then maaaaybe i'll look for an arrest. No promises.

10/06/2008 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must pass the power test to be on this team. No fatties or slackers allowed.

10/06/2008 12:12:00 AM

There goes half the 019 dist. tact and gang teams.

10/06/2008 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

Worked for Lt. Roussell years back in 015 on the Gangs Team. He is probably one fo the most ethical and stand-up bosses I have ever met. If the Administration is really serious about this they will stay out of this new Unit and let the Lt. do his job.

And P.S. Lt. Richie Scotchbreath just turned me off with his comments on Lt. Roussell, Jim is, and always will be the Real Police!

Go get em Boss!!!

Former Austin Ranger (1568D)

10/06/2008 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, good article in the Trib.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-chicago-budget-analysis-06-oct06,0,6345754.story

Why do Chicago and Mayor Richard Daley face $420 million budget shortfall? by Dan Mihalopoulos

10/06/2008 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy Fuck em Batman!!!

Don't take this job brothers and sisters!

Smells like bullshit, I don't care who runs it- fuck the Dept.

Taking back old SOS's and forgiving C.R.s and T.R.R.s?

YOU can bet the first PO who fucks up will be burnt. Don't take it stay away. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Don't do anything right now. No matter how you perceive your personal situation. This is the worst bullshit order the Dept ever put out and is the most desperate one to date. Stay away from it. It is based on fear of a high ranking deputy's job getting lost if things don't turn around. The goal is to get rid of these political bosses and to put only the best in their place!

Ignore it...

10/06/2008 09:33:00 AM  
Blogger Henry Bowman said...

I've said it beforE and I'll keep saying it..........



NEVER, EVER TRUST A FED..........


Especially now..........

Why would you go into a unit like this after all you know.....



God Save the CPD........


The pols won't........




Retired in 2003........with you in spirit.........

10/06/2008 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where will the 69 vehicles come from. There are not 6.9 pool vehicles citywide. Don't expect fleet to go out of there way to provide the vehicles. Guess each district and unit will have to give up a couple vehicles each. Doesn't matter much the districts don't have the people to man the cars anyway.

10/06/2008 09:39:00 AM  
Blogger FTO JOE said...

Lieutenant James M. Roussell

I worked for Lieutenant James M. Roussell in the MARINE CORPS. he is a person you can trust. He did not get the magic wand touch of merit. He earned his position by being a tac-sgt in 015 and worked everyday of his career. He also was the intel officer of 2/24 marines and was always a professional. He has lead troops into battle and has always been there done that.

I'm proud to say congrats GUNNER ROUSSELL.

GUNNER is a term of endearment for warrant officers used by their troops

10/06/2008 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be funny if they called for a unit like this and no one responded?

In a perfect world, while we're still without a contract, no one would apply. But we have those who can't see the power we have sticking together and will jump at the chance to work for these asswipes that want to hang us all in the long run.

Too bad for us.

10/06/2008 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well according to posters here, everyone in TRU can put in for this new unit. We are constantly told that Tru has po's with an average of 5 years or more. They can fill the new unit spots, then they can refill TRU with new "2 year wonders". Oh I'm sorry I mean refill it with more "average 5 yrs or more" wonders.

10/06/2008 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More dog and pony show. You're an idiot if you sign up for this one. They should announce the openings and it would be awesome if they got 0 zero applicants.

Mayor Daley. You put a hiring freeze for the Police Department. You're threatening 150 layoffs of civilian police departments spots. We're short a good 2,000 + officers even though you keep saying we're budgeted for 13,500 but refuse to admit the crazy shortage. Why doesn't the public wake up, and demand that we be budgeted for 16,000 officers and take back the streets already. one lost life is one too many. Give us a contract and hire more police. It's a war zone out here!

10/06/2008 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New SOS? WTF?! The crew that F'ed everything up hasn't gone to trial, yet! This "new" MSF is going to be closely monitored. GPS, Cameras, Micro-managed, and every action will be scrutinized. There is no positive action in this department. It is all re-action. I used to work at the old SOS where we were allowed to be the real police (NO STEALING) and this new one will never let you be the real police. In the ghetto when they saw the "cars with the fo' numbas on dem", they knew not to fuck around. The city fucked up and disbanded the unit with a lot of great coppers that worked there. Now those great coppers are plying their trade elsewhere. You'll never have it like is was.

10/06/2008 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I haven't forgotten how the department treated SOSers...threw those officers to the curb and spat on...put many of them in the behavioral alert program unjustly.

Eventually some officers redeemed themselves, others not, but, the damage was already done.

Do you think the public who sits on juries will believe your testimony if you work in the new and improve SOS 2.0? Especially if they offered to bring back the whole band of old SOSers?

What do you think of those politicians and exempt bosses who decided to disband SOS burning every copper who worked there only to rename it and ask them to return? How many of those officers do you really think will return?

What do you think is going to happen to the TRU unit? We are already short handed in the districts and the Supt said he was going to get rid of it?

What happens to them?

Burning officer's has never been a problem for politicians or bosses.

I know some of you out there would love to get into a special unit for many reasons. Total restraint is needed at this point. Avoid this NEW SOS UNIT believe me! There are other opportunities that are much better for your career, family and financial well being.

My best advice to all you working officers who might be impatient is the wait before you indulge yourself in the new administration's offers.

Wait for the new contract to get signed before taking them up on anything first. Let's get a clearer understanding of our working conditions before jumping head first into a half empty pool of green water.

10/06/2008 10:16:00 AM  
Blogger John Northen said...

Without a doubt, the NYPD's EMERGENCY SERVICE UNIT (ESU) is THE ELITE of the nation's largest police department. They also have a special ESU patch.

Most of the NYPD officers killed at the WTC on 9/11 were assigned to the ten ESU trucks that cover the five boroughs.

Look no further than what "Popeye" Kelly and his brass suckhole did to a proud, brave and widely-respected man after the EDP incident in Brooklyn's 79th Pct. (Bed-Stuy). His blood is on their hands.

May God bless Lt. Mike Pigott. At this moment, his funeral is being held on Long Island. At the Pigott family's request, the now remorseful Kelly and the other cocksucker have been told not to appear.

See THEE RANT and SCC's earlier "taser" thread for details.

In the climate created by Shortshanks, J-Fed, the bogus revs and the local media (Kass excluded), anyone who volunteers for this "Mobile Strike Force" must be a damn fool with serious issues, not the least of which is masochism.

Demand the RESPECT of which you are so entitled! Otherwise, fuck 'em!

Rest in Peace: ESU Lt. Michael Pigott, NYPD. Truly, "New York's Finest".

10/06/2008 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ANOTHER @#$%& unit???? Thanks for sucking EVEN MORE MANPOWER from the districts!!! How about more boots on the ground for Patrol?????? Does anyone care about Patrol anymore???!! We are bogged dwon in backlogs everyday! Lunch ? whats that?? It is only get worse! This Dept makes the WORST decisions! I used to be proud to be a member of the Dept,,now I just shake my head in disillusionment..and disgust

10/06/2008 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man I can't wait until the Mobile Strike Force shows up in 021! They can help us out with our seat belt missions and curfew missions...oh, and I forgot: outdoor roll calls are going to be so COOL with those Mobile Strike Force in their black fatigues. AWESOME!

10/06/2008 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We can no longer tolerate the "all form; no substance" of this clout-infested, totally demoralized department.
---------------------------------
If that was true you would no longer be there. The fact that you and other CPD officers continue to accept a paycheck and show up to work everyday belies your claim.

Frustrating, perhaps. But, quite clearly tolerable.

10/06/2008 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fed:

While you are delusional, PARANOID you are NOT. Only Lord Shortshanks has more valid reasons to believe that people are "out to get him".

Cite "personal reasons", whatever. You are a colossal and irreversible failure. Get outta Dodge, asshole!

10/06/2008 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must pass the power test to be on this team. No fatties or slackers allowed.
-------------------------------
the ninja suits only come in so many sizes.

10/06/2008 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We don't need another citywide "elite" unit. What we need is to fully staff district law enforcement. These citywide units and ideas: TRU, Safe Summer, Saturation Teams, midight Gang Teams etc are solving nothing. They are useless. Put the cops back into the districts:
- each watch gets 3 1-man cars that handle reports only. all other cars are 2-man.
- chronic callers (pissrers, drinkers, loud noise) etc. are handled by Community policing.
-Tact & Gangs gets the trainig slated for MSF. I mean aren't tact and gangs out there all the time, supposedly, on 2 watches and not 1.
- 2 wagons all the time on each watch. And buy normal sized (van) wagons.
- each watch gets 2 heavy weapons cars.

Besides, what we need the least is another clout-beholding Cmdr.'s job created.

Signed: Roscoe Rules

10/06/2008 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jimmy Rousell is a great guy. Worked with him as a fellow Sgt. If he runs it it will be legit. I only hope they will allow him to do this properly.

10/06/2008 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

017 tact will be putting in their application. Is it true they will hold applications for three years? I'll almost have 5 by then and I do enjoy the way the outfits make my ass look. Look out 3rd watch girls, here i come. Meet you at target. Will the grab ass olympics be held at Homan or at the district? Thanks for making it easy...

10/06/2008 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More od the same J-Fraud you are now starting "New Units" and where do you think the manpower will come from??? Take a guess folks!!!!! Patrol Big fuckin surprise. Nore officers riding around looking for the "bag of dope ". Not answering radio calls unless its an in progress of course, so they can jump on a pinch. Less people actually answering the radio calls means longer wait times for the citizens. This unit will be under pressure to get heads and cause a reduction in shootings, dope complaints etc. in the Target area. It will morph into a grab a head , go to lunch, trade small fish for bigger fish, : tell me where to find a gun and I will let you go with the dope. Then it changes into tell me where to get lots of guns and I will let you go for this UUW, of course the police keep the gun and turn it in with another RD #. We start trading our integrity for a head coount. Thats what happened over the years to all the previous SOS, Gangs and every other version we have had of this fucked up idea of a Rapid Response Force or whatever else you want to call it. PUT MORE PEOPLE IN BEAT CARS YOU ASS HOLE. That is what will stop the bloodshed and then back them up . There are mistakes of commission and mistakes of ommission. Forgive and train on the mistakes of ommission that are unintended and take the appropriate actions on mistakes of commission when the officers are way off the ranch with their actions. One is intentional the other is a lack of training judgement and leadership. Fix the existing problems asshat dont try band aids on cancerous tumors. When you get bad cops, yes folks there are some bad cops out there, discipline them, fire them and replace them. They make us all look bad. But please J-Fraud, put more bodies on the streets in patrol, it is the backbone of all Police Departments that is what th epublic wants to see, is more officers in Blue and Whites answering their 911 calls. Not Special Patches and Special Uniforms thats all bull shit. Take a hard look at all units and personnel all over the Department. Start with your bull shit focus group in your office and then work down through TRU another berr drinkers, corner hanger lock up unit, put all the asses you can in Marked Cars in District Law responding to radio calls, ALL TWO MAN CARS ASS on 3rd and 1st watch. Thats how to build morale let the men and women doing the work, risking their lives know you support them. Oh Yeah one last thing, I dare you to re-distict the boundaries and eliminate the districts previously reffered to in this blog, 12, 13, 21, 23, 24 and see if the politicians will stand for it. SO much for the mayoral backing.

BOttom Line dont waste yout time forming another SOS or whatever you want to call it. It will only embarass someone down the line. Just Like the old Task Force in the 70,s and the current SOS scandal. Pressure for arrests causes a breakdown in judgement leaading to bad decisions and scandalous results.

10/06/2008 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm joining the Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Fi, Fi, Finger Puppets.

10/06/2008 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your wrong scc, Vic Mackey is running it!

10/06/2008 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lieutenant Jim Roussell has 30 years on this job and more in the Marine Reserves. Saw him on the History Channel(maybe the Military Channel), as Warrant Officer James Rousell USMC talking about a firefight in Iraq. The man has the credentials.

I wish you well Jim.

10/06/2008 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm Lt.Roussel and i approve this announcement.

10/06/2008 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey second city cop blog ,why don't we start posting comments on officer's including myself ,who have been suspended for doing the right thing,let see how many comments we can get from brothers & sisters.

10/06/2008 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring manpower up to where it should be, give us a decent contract, and a few good bosses and you won't even need these "elite" units.

10/06/2008 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Teach them how not to fuck up crime scenes, like TRU has done a million times. Dont pick up the gun when its used in an agg batt and you find it in the alley dumbass.

10/06/2008 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When some of you folks say you are willing to still work. Who for??? Daley? He does not give a shit about the police,(look at his actions in the last week) plus no contract. The citizens? The dirt bags?? J. Fraud????????? Only an ass kisser will be seeking out this unit for work. The smart P.O will stay put and stay smart.

Be Safe.

10/06/2008 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PREDICTION: The very first move if Obama is elected President (right after Reparations are paid out) will be to "Promote" U.S, Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald to a very important new position.

PRESIDENTIAL FOOD TASTER

His office will be in either Texas or Virginia.

10/06/2008 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mobile Strike Force? Wasn't that headed up by one Chuck Norris sometime back in the 80s? Wait, fuck, my bad, that was Delta Force. Sorry. Well if they get those awesome dirt bikes that shoot rockets from the handlebars, count this fat fuck in!!

May I recommend minute 1:35 of the following link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoC25mlYI-Y

Sleep tight suckers....

Peace.

EW!

10/06/2008 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CVS in 004 is a big problem as well. The illustrious Illiana Regional Gang Task Force was called in to 'just start locking kids up' which resulted in over twenty arrests. A federally funded arm of the CPD doing school patrol. They were not alone though. The tactical team working was also assigned there. Great use of resources!


FYI it was South Shore H.S. and the IRGTF is not federally funded yet and it probably never will be if Lt. Richards keeps running it. He has turned a great concept into nothing more than a multi-juridictional tact team and he thrives on petty pinches.

10/06/2008 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is an awesome post!!!

*******************************
Anyone willing to do that type of policing these days is OUT OF THIER FUCKING MIND! And no, I’m not talking about that less than 10% of SOS that fucked things up (Jerome, Keith, et.al.). Why? So this new department can (and will) leave you hanging? Keep on demanding more from you, and giving you suspension time in return? Micro-managed, scrutinized beyond belief? Correct me if I’m wrong, but has ANYONE heard of an ACTUAL INCIDENT where the Department or “J-what’s his name” has stepped up and LOOKED OUT FOR AN OFFICER? Instead, I’ve heard of the Police being treated like a pawn in a sick, twisted, failing game of chess that costs $310K a year to play.

The city and Department disbanded Task Force, Gangs, SOS for reasons. Well, you got what you wanted; you don’t want us to be the POLICE anymore! Crime is up, arrests are down, morale sucks, no one trusts over half of the bosses, or the ASA’s. Judges and the rest of the politicians will only do something if it affects their rating for the next election, and their own good. Yet the Mayor and the City keeps catering to the troublemakers and their “reverends”. And the City keeps slowly sliding into a corruption fueled, shitty abyss that looks suspiciously like the Motor City. While the aldermen vote themselves a 6%+ “Cost of living” increase (because a “raise” sounds just too damn pretentious!) and the Citizens are none the wiser. If you listen to Maggie Daley, you can almost hear her say “Let them eat cake”, in between the double shots of single malt! Then, all of a sudden, “Holy shit, I just had an epiphany! We need a unit that will go out and kick ass, take names, lock up an exponential amount of bad-guys, quell riots, get guns, drugs and gangs, just because arrests are down, and crime is up!” is heard from an upper floor at 35th street.

Why? Bust our collective asses, doing your dirty work, with no reward so you can fuck us again? I have an idea for that fancy new patch they want…. It’s a big blue cock with CPD on the side about to be jammed into an asshole of some patrolman. It should be a reminder of the units impending doom.

Old Unit 153.

(BTW? Can someone tell me why we have a TRU if we need another unit like this?)

10/06/2008 02:05:00 AM

10/06/2008 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jim is a good guy and would be a good fit for this type of a unit. My problem however is this. Jim is 61 or 62 once its up and going he will beforced to retire, who are they setting up to walk in and take over. Sounds like the T Williams situation, give a merit boss a unit that is up and running well and leyt him get all the credit.

10/06/2008 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

speaking of sos , I believe there are 4 or 5 p/o's and 2 sgts from sos that had nothing to do with Jerry F's crew that were stripped as collateral damage and were in callback, any word on these guys? These were all good guys. Just wondering if anybody had any info, if you guys are still in callback keep your heads up and if you have been fired that would be a injustice and good luck getting your jobs back or maybe you guys have been reinstated already. any info about these guys would be appreciated..

10/03/2008 07:25:00 AM
For the inquiring minds, thank you for asking, I really appreciate the thought and I am sure the others do also. I can only comment for myself for the obvious reasons. Everyone you ask of are still in a stripped status. Its almost weird that you asked for info on the sos guys when you did, here is my time line of being stripped. I was stripped 04 oct 07, the unit was disbanded a couple of days later. so you see its been 1 year for me being stripped and the unit being disbanded. Its been a year and I still have not been served with allegations, nor do I see any end in sight. Its seems the going rate at call back is three years, so maybe I still have two more to go. I never in my right mind thought I would still be stripped. After all there was a video that was televised nationally on the news that shows I was not there, I thought when I was stripped it was a mistake, I thought that iad and the command staff would view the video and see that I wasn't there and I would be reinstated in a couple of days or even a couple of weeks never a year. To the exempt member(s)that continues to keep me in my current stripped status, have a conscience and do the right thing. I promise you, my individual case will not comeback to bite you in the a$$. I think I have spent enough time in purgatory. Stay Safe everyone! Thanks for asking again. signed, Greg Insley unit 153 sos/swat, detailed to 376/callback/arp

10/06/2008 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Why dump girls from thr retarded unit (tru for former members) and then dump SOS and then start a tru/sos unit??? I cant fucking wait to leave this joke of a department!!! CPD IS A FUCKING JOKE AND I AM ASHAMED TO BE A MEMBER!!!! ASHAMED!!!!!!

10/06/2008 12:19:00 AM
Then do us all a favor and quit.

10/06/2008 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've been a CPD cop for less than 5 years. I am young, in good physical condition (can pass the power test with relative ease). I can also shoot expert with a certain famous carbine. But I am not stupid. Giving me an elite unit patch and BDUs to wear is not going to entice/motivate me. This department is so f***ed up that I wouldn't dream of signing up for anything like this, especially now. Why add risk to my life, assets and livlihood? So that my fellow coppers can see me as something more than an ordinary patrol officer? So that I can prove that I'm a go-getter? So that I believe that a gig like this will enhance my career and chance of being promoted? What's that? You say I should do it for dedication to the job and all that it means to be a cop. Right. Feed that garbage to a naive soul. My feet are planted firmly on the ground.

Let's get one thing straight, boss. I know that my hard work only benefits you. You won't dupe me.

Fellow coppers, I respect you that serve honorably and have EARNED your accolades. You that do not suck up to the boss. You that endeavor to make our society a better place (even when the citizenry you strive to protect is undeserving of your sacrifice). Be smart and look after yourselves. Today's department brass is not to be trusted. You've heard the stories and have witnessed good cops get jammed. Don't allow yourselves to be the next casualty...the next scapegoat. If you do, you will have yourselves to blame.

To all you clout babies, you are despised. Try getting ahead in life by your own account.

10/06/2008 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WE ALREADY HAVE A MOBILE STRIKE TASK FORCE IN THE 018 DISTRICT. ITS THE MIGHTY SEISER.

10/06/2008 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here we go again, SOS,TRU, Updated Version, coming soon to a theatre near you, along with Rambo 12, Rambo attcks the Old Folks Home From Within..Why don't all you Asshats get a life already?

10/06/2008 12:26:00 AM

LOL, dont forget the pep rally at 35th street in the all purpose room to celebrate the new unit where they will have schwartzenegger, stallone, d'niro, seagal, and jfed, high fivin amd slapping each other on the ass. refreshments will be served.

10/06/2008 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cooter said no

10/06/2008 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

scc im sorry, but i really dont belive one word of it.. if anything, by april 09 all special units except gang intel and narcotics are gonna be gone with those personel going back to the district. remember the date i said this because this is a done deal straight from daley.

10/06/2008 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

better get your black hoodie while you can...the city will have a shortage soon!

10/06/2008 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the new improved version SOS. They are going to wear, glow in the dark, yellow and orange uniforms. Whoever is on the unit will have a GPS locator shoved us their ass and and camera with sound inserted in their foreheads. The new unit will be monitored 24 hours a day.

10/06/2008 02:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says---

"...earth tones would be nice...you have the right to look fabulous..."

No truer words have ever been said.

Now, kees me you fool!!!

10/06/2008 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Body count. In the last six months 292 killed (murdered) in Chicago , 221
> killed in Iraq .
>
> Sens. Barack Obama & Dick Durbin, Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr., Gov. Rod
> Blagojevich, House leader Mike Madigan, Atty. Gen. Lisa Madigan (daughter
> of Mike), Mayor Richard M. Daley (son of Mayor Richard J. Daley).....our
> leadership in Illinois.....all Democrats.
>
> Thank you for the combat zone in Chicago . Of course they're all blaming
> each other.
> Can't blame Republicans, they're aren't any!
>
> State pension fund $44 Billion in debt, worst in country. Cook County (
> Chicago ) sales tax 10.25% highest in country. (Look'em up if you want).
> Chicago school system one of the worst in country. This is the political
> culture that Obama comes from in Illinois . He's gonna 'fix' Washington
> politics?

10/06/2008 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"TANKS A LOT" says; They will also get COOL underwear with patches, Boxer Briefs or Thongs with "My Pretty Pony Patches"!

WOO HOO

10/06/2008 03:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT..Is it true about the march on 08OCT08 SSC?? Can someone answer this for me, I'll go, just dont want to be the only PO out there.

10/06/2008 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Why dump girls from thr retarded unit (tru for former members) and then dump SOS and then start a tru/sos unit??? I cant fucking wait to leave this joke of a department!!! CPD IS A FUCKING JOKE AND I AM ASHAMED TO BE A MEMBER!!!! ASHAMED!!!!!!

10/06/2008 12:19:00 AM
__________________________________

Hey Loser,

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out! Loser's like you will bitch but never leave....

10/06/2008 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They might as well as name it the "strike team" like in TV show The Shield.

10/06/2008 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The major problem with having a distinct, separate arm patch then the rest of us indicates that no one has learned anything from the last round of major fuck ups. If you create a unit and tell the officers they are the best of the best and even go so far to make a patch that is different than the regular CPD arm patch, they begin to think they are super special and can do no wrong, thus leading to inappropriate behavior. This is exactly what happened in SOS, Rampart division (LA), etc. Why don't we give them different star's too while we're at it.

Do anyone of these decision makers have a f*cking clue what’s going on? Jebus Cripes.

10/06/2008 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does M.T. get another nice gig in the new unit as a reward for all his good work while in charge of SOS?

10/06/2008 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RICHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Throwing my panties).

10/06/2008 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Strike Force? Sounds great, I will volunteer! It must have something to do with bowling, right? Like strikes and spares? And that power test, oh boy I can pass that one, that is like power drinking beer, right? No problem.

OK, back to reality, so lets see, here we are in 2008 with a police department headed by an ex-FBI Special Agent in Charge of a major American city FBI office with a reputation as a real prick and who, before he ever worked a day, got one of our own indicted on civil rights violations AFTER our officer had been convicted in state court and served a two year suspension.

And this same police department has other ex-FBI agents in sensitive spots and will, on a moment's notice, strip a police officer of their powers and/or get them indicted if it is politically expedient.

And these same ex-FBI agents, who claim they have our backs, now want to constitute a mobile, highly aggressive arrest oriented unit called some form of "Strike Force?"

Oh yeah, let me at it, that's for me, I only have a home with a low mortgage and an investment account and a vacation home to lose so what the hell, My kids will need to go to college real soon but heck, Jody Weis has my back so what can go wrong?

Show me where to sign up, yesiree!

I hope a cyanide pill is also given to all members below the rank of Sgt. for when the indictments and cvil suits come raining down and they feel the sting of being fucked in the ass by an ex-FBI agent.

.

10/06/2008 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A "Collection" is being taken up to fund "Aunt Bea's" new teeth. I just saw her on abc 7 and she needs to do something with those teeth. Call 1800-Dentist already Beatrice.

10/06/2008 05:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I HEARD THE EX NILES DISPATCHER IN 024 WAS GOING TO BE THE COMMANDER.

10/06/2008 12:10:00 AM
Does she have 5 years on?

10/06/2008 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THEY WILL GET TRAINING FROM THE ACADEMY LOL! THEY CAN GET GOOD ADVICE FROM THE FORMER COMMANDER OF SOS. HE WILL BE TEACHING THE NEW SOS IN HOW NOT TO GET CAUGHT, YOU ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH EVEN WHEN YOU LIE. ANOTHER UNIT TO GET YOU INDICTED OR SETUP TO GET FIRED ON A STUPID BEEF.

10/06/2008 01:12:00 AM



Allow me to translate for you civilians out there:
WWWAAAAAAAAAA, I can do sit-ups! WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I’m a fat, useless piece of shit, with an axe to grind with someone, cause IM A FAT USLESS PIECE OF SHIT! WWWWWAAAAA!
Kid, get over it already! Instead of going on this blog, look in the job section, career builder, monster or something like that. Get some money, move out of mommy’s basement, and buy some clean underroos while you’re at it!
Next time I see your old nemesis “MT” I’m going to personally buy him a beer, and thank him for shit-canning you! Cause God knows, this City, and Department, even it the mess we are in right now, are better off without you, wallowing around crying “It’s not fair!” all the time! Now, go jerk off to the lingerie section in the JC Penny catalogue mommy just got, and leave the adults to play here, little pudgie boy.

10/06/2008 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OOOH OOOH I WANT TO GO JOIN THAT I'LL GIVE UP MY D-2-A JUST SO I CAN WEAR THAT BLACK UNIFORM OOOH OOOH

10/06/2008 05:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT What could be better if you commit Murder, Rape, or Robbery than to have the law firm of Daley and Weis on your side. Just saw on the news that they have implemented another anti profiling policy that includes a provision against asking illegal immigrants their status. This seems no small coincidence considering that election day is fast approaching and the HDO are due their payoff for backing Short Shanks. Daley is implementing his "Rule it, or ruin it" scorched earth policy. does this asshole go up on the roof of city hall and watch the flames and play the violin? The best thing about having Daley and Weis on your side is that you'll never have to go to trial. They will find a way to make the police the bad guys and make it look like the bad guys are being persecuted. How long do you think it will be before Short Shanks names a big city project after his bitch wife.
I can see it now: Short Shanks and Side of Beef Welcome you to Chicago.

10/06/2008 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-fed and the department are counting on the young guys with little time. They know the guys with time on see the light and are far too wise to their "hang you out to dry" policies. It's kinda sad cause their doing this to promote themselves and their numbers while the young guys will get eager and excited and do too much. And then one day they will fall victim to the self-interested leadership of this department and go looking for the bosses that they worked so hard for asking, "I thought you said you had our backs?" Only to hear, "I don't know what you are talking about, I have nothing to do with your arrests. No one encouraged you to work that hard."

I remember a big boss saying to us just four months ago, "If you guys see any gangmembers wearing colors or flahing signs, we're going to house them all and we're going to take our time with the paper." First of all, what's this we shit? Boss you won't be doing any paper or have anything to do with the arrests, so the civil rights violation will only be on the P.O. so lets stop with this "we shit." You will be no where in sight! Second, what is the charge for wearing colored clothing or throwing hand signs? I know you want us to make something up so you look good, but not today boss we're on to you now. Typical boss talk and we're tired of it! Yeah back in the day problem solved, but now with "J-Fed the Prosecutor" in charge why would anyone in their right mind go the extra mile? Stay safe and stay smart guys!

10/06/2008 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are foolish enough to think this sounds good just talk to any of the 200+ officers who were dumped by that shithead STARKS for no damn reason. I myself had only 11 C.R.'s in the 5 year period of which NONE were money beefs and 2 were for allegedly hitting people. The majority were from mama, who was not there, stating I PLANTED drugs on her son. I was not even on the same watch as the S.O.S. officers that got into trouble. And the best part... the turmoil you get to share with your family when you are dumped to whatever district on whatever watch in whatever day off group. Sorry but I'll keep my beat car in the district I bid to on the watch I bid for and hope this alternate work schedule comes through. By the way if you still bid hope you dont ever want a SAT or SUN off...

10/06/2008 06:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the "Ritchie Scotchbreath" author...Lt. Jim Russell is no ass kisser. He just returned from his 4th or 5th deployment from Iraq. As a matter of fact, Jim is one of the best street smart coppers left on the job (along with John Farrell) who if you got wacked, Jim's whit and logical thinking would catch your killer.

Now I have a good laugh with your post about this guy Ritchie, but until you know the person (Lt. Jim Russell) your the one that comes off looking pretty foolish.

Don't take it personal, but if you have the chance to meet Jim, you'll agree with me.

10/06/2008 06:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MSF

Mostly Stupid Fucks
Mainly Stupid Fucks
Massive Stupid Fucks
Macho Stupid Fucks
Many Stupid Fucks
MORE STUPID FUCKS...
yeah.. that's what it means..

10/06/2008 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you really believe that there is going to be a seperate set of standards for this unit.
Do you believe that IPRA and the IAD are going to say, "These guys are in the Strike Force, so we won't take the complaint".
Do you really think that the same police action taken in a district, TRU and this unit will be handled differently.
If you do you are the DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKER I HAVE EVER SEEN.

10/06/2008 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nine amba-lances just passed me on the Dan Ryan heading to Celluar Field. There was something on the Fire Department radio about a lotta chocking going on out there among the players and 40 thousand spectators are ready to fling themselves off the upper decks.

10/06/2008 06:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least they could have waited for April Fools day to announce this....hey..maybe they will, lol.

10/06/2008 06:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How stupid? Who is the idiot that copied the name right from The Shield. Do they realize that on The Shield the cops are criminals?

10/06/2008 06:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is up with all the stupid names?

10/06/2008 07:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt. Richie Scotchbreath, you're the greatest! Too funny!

10/06/2008 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excrement is shit. Fecal matter is shit. SOS will be sos no matter what you call it.

I met Lt. Rousell, he's tall and tanned and every inch military. He'll make a fine commander. Just don't staff the unit with bosses pathetic sons.

10/06/2008 07:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mobile strike force-- how about soft balls r us-- you think guys r going to go for this crap-- i'm sure some will-- the guys who have never been in a bad beef and goofs which we have plenty of.

10/06/2008 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it is anything like the last ten orders sent out by J-Fed. once it is sent, it will be recinded a day later.

10/06/2008 12:13:00 AM


Truer words have not been spoken. He is being advised by some really dumb people or people who want him to fail.

10/06/2008 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets face it, they will have no problem filling that unit up. People will be lining up to join it.
Why?
We are dumb.
Signed,
Wont be lining up

10/06/2008 07:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to run, Capt. Spratte is coming over to show me his career scrap books. He has documented all 1,456 murder arrests and the taking down of the 4 different major street gangs in Chicago that he accomplished during his years on CPD. I feel a little ashamed to show him my 3 arrests reports I saved for those M.C.C. violations. But three career arrests is better than none!

Did you ever hear the story of when Jim had two different shoes while at work. (gang crimes west).
He could not see past his belly and just tied on any shoes he could reach from under the bed.

10/06/2008 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If Lieutenant James M. Roussell is running this new unit, you can take it to the bank that it will be run right. His integrity is beyond reproach. Jim is a true professional and a gentleman with common sense and balls. I would serve under his command any day.


OK, you can take rousell's balls out of your mouth now.

As far as run right, yah, right. By that I assume you mean let the children run wild as before, but ensure they're properly fucked when the reverend's beef on TV.

There's no such thing as "run right" on this dept. anymore. They ALL bow to public pressure from the ghetto and they always will.

As far as picking rousell for a Lt in this bullshit, that mistake comes from only ONE moron downtown, PETERFUCK. Since we all know what a backstabbing lying fuck that asshole is, why would you think rousell is anything different than all the other talk a great game to bullshit the young and stupid, only to fuck them for promotion and politcal gain rat fucks?

10/06/2008 07:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
PREDICTION: The very first move if Obama is elected President (right after Reparations are paid out) will be to "Promote" U.S, Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald to a very important new position.

PRESIDENTIAL FOOD TASTER

His office will be in either Texas or Virginia.

10/06/2008 12:58:00 PM

Bush is in office now,Mr. Fitzgerald does not have to wait for President Obama to do his job.

10/06/2008 07:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CRAP!!!

10/06/2008 08:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sox lose

hahahaha hahaha hey hey hey goodbye!!!!!!!!!!!!

plent available seats at Comiskey until next years playoffs

10/06/2008 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, since the entire 009 midnight watch is putting in their applications, please save one for my favorite sergeant.....Stacey the stripper Sergeant. I'm sure she is going to beat this mess and move on to an ELITE unit. She is ready for a new challange, just you ask her!!!

10/06/2008 08:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will ths unit be ready for the win or lose Obama riots?

10/06/2008 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
SCC,

Worked for Lt. Roussell years back in 015 on the Gangs Team. He is probably one fo the most ethical and stand-up bosses I have ever met. If the Administration is really serious about this they will stay out of this new Unit and let the Lt. do his job.

And P.S. Lt. Richie Scotchbreath just turned me off with his comments on Lt. Roussell, Jim is, and always will be the Real Police!

Go get em Boss!!!

Former Austin Ranger (1568D)

10/06/2008 09:29:00 AM


Yah, combine ethical with standup and what do you get? Standup, go out and lock up everything. Ethical, hey, you can't just lock up anybody you want, they have rights too!

Dipshit.

Former Austin Ranger (1568D) *** now official underpants wrangler for another man who successfully bullshitted you into risking your pension.

10/06/2008 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FTO JOE said...
Lieutenant James M. Roussell

I worked for Lieutenant James M. Roussell in the MARINE CORPS. he is a person you can trust. He did not get the magic wand touch of merit. He earned his position by being a tac-sgt in 015 and worked everyday of his career. He also was the intel officer of 2/24 marines and was always a professional. He has lead troops into battle and has always been there done that.

I'm proud to say congrats GUNNER ROUSSELL.

GUNNER is a term of endearment for warrant officers used by their troops

10/06/2008 09:47:00 AM



Well dude, you just explained where you're coming from, MARINE. Which basically means you're brainwashed into believing whatever someone with a higher pay grade tells you to believe.

And hey, ROBOTBOY, that's a term used by police officers to denote a mindless follower marine, grow up and get an opinion of your own and ditch the one the US government tatooed on the inside of your eyelids.

10/06/2008 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its a brilliant move by the brass. they realize that patrol, sorry l.s., is the backbone of this department. Now that the machine is grinding to a halt, whats a better way to boost numbers but create units to ensure people do work so they can stay off a beat car. There will be hundreds of people waiting in line to get there. If they want to go, hey why not, these other units are too clout driven. However beware, they are waiting to hang someone.

10/06/2008 08:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Jimmy Rousell is a great guy. Worked with him as a fellow Sgt. If he runs it it will be legit. I only hope they will allow him to do this properly.

10/06/2008 11:40:00 AM


Wow, are all 6 of his friends posting here today or is this the combined forces of all 3 peterson admirers coupled with rousell's 3?

10/06/2008 08:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to say but I'm sure that they will fill those spaces with the five year old coppers who can't get on a Tac/gang Team. These guys want to wear BDUs in front of their families...Top bad they nwill be wearing them in court when they are defendants in a B/S beef and this administration hangs them out to dry. You know that Sgt. or Lt. at stepping on a hot rock... The wanna be exempt someday.... not everyone can dodge bullets like Slobckeck,Waynebo,Needles, and they other scum bosses who will hang you in a heartbeat...even when the beef is made and you are out of the state on furlough....remember that one davie,it's three days I won't forget...thats alright I got them back! Xs 3

10/06/2008 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Man I can't wait until the Mobile Strike Force shows up in 021! They can help us out with our seat belt missions and curfew missions...oh, and I forgot: outdoor roll calls are going to be so COOL with those Mobile Strike Force in their black fatigues. AWESOME!

10/06/2008 10:42:00 AM

Maybe T.P. 021 can actually back someone up, even a crossing guard??

10/06/2008 08:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

former sos said...
Excrement is shit. Fecal matter is shit. SOS will be sos no matter what you call it.

I met Lt. Rousell, he's tall and tanned and every inch military. He'll make a fine commander. Just don't staff the unit with bosses pathetic sons.

10/06/2008 07:12:00 PM


Looks like this bullshitter learned how to plant the necessary "intelligence" to get himself promoted doesn't it?

Good work rousell, we're all falling for it.

10/06/2008 08:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saturday and Sunday D.O.G.

10/06/2008 08:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From the old gang unit and sos couldn't get me to go back. call WALDO and Chuckey!

10/06/2008 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dirk Diggler says YES

10/06/2008 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:52 AM (first of 3)

Wrong, "boss".

I'm happily retired from this monumental clusterfuck. However, I know that I speak for an overwhelming majority of active police officers who find the job intolerable.

And don't say "then quit", muthafucker. It's a catch 22. Most are vested with families, mortgages, tuition expenses, etc. requiring them to work other jobs. They're not scamming the double paychecks of your shameless ilk.

If they knew back then what they know now, they would have never taken this ungrateful job in the first place.

How dare you try to deny that the CPD is not a "clout-infested, totally demoralized department."

I started paying my dues big-time over forty years ago. It's never been worse. Never!

Now go and do what you do oh so well--"toss salads" at HQ.

10/06/2008 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY, watch the use of the word "RETARD" I resemble that remark!!!

10/06/2008 08:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
is there some reason they can't just wear normal police uniforms?

what is all this ninja crap?

10/06/2008 08:38:00 AM

BDU's are hot! Look at academy instructors. They also wear BDU's. So hot! Tough looking. Bad guys will be scared with BDU's.

10/06/2008 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just read about this. LOL....darn I peed my pants...

10/06/2008 09:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's the hurry? Or are these guys the strike force to spearhead the responce to the Obama riots on election night? PPO J-Fed if the city burns you are toast! You will have to cancel ALL days off or if one store gets burnt down your history!

10/06/2008 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well dude, you just explained where you're coming from, MARINE. Which basically means you're brainwashed into believing whatever someone with a higher pay grade tells you to believe.

And hey, ROBOTBOY, that's a term used by police officers to denote a mindless follower marine, grow up and get an opinion of your own and ditch the one the US government tatooed on the inside of your eyelids.

10/06/2008 08:20:00 PM

Anybody who would insult a veteran for no good reason like you just did is a total jagoff. You miserable sonofabitch, go fuck yourself---the rest of us are sick of your whining.

10/06/2008 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can patrol division take another hit for 110 officers off the street? Who will answer calls for service? I do not understand? It seems the lowest form of life on this job is a officer in a beat car. God damm, beat cars have the lowest priority. Creat new units and leave beat cars all 99 units. Stop hiring, layoff civilians and create new units. Soon, the damm will break. A formula for diaster.

10/06/2008 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just watched channel 9 news at 9 pm. They had an expose about the formation of the unit. Funny, they had exactly the same information that you posted SCC. They didn't interview anyone in the department or anything, they only talked about how they were able to "obtain documents and information that the Mobile Strike Force will replace SOS".

Lazy fux, we feed them so much good stuff that they could follow up on and do some of what they call "investigative reporting". Guess paper jumpers are everywhere.

10/06/2008 09:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yea ok....what ghetto?

10/06/2008 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sun-Times now has the story online...it's legit.

10/06/2008 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aNYONE WHO VOLUNTEERS FOR THIS NEW UNIT IS A COMPLETE SELL-OUT. LET THIS CITY AND DEPARTMENT BURN TO THE GROUND, THEN WE CAN START OVER FROM THE ASHES.

10/06/2008 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well dude, you just explained where you're coming from, MARINE. Which basically means you're brainwashed into believing whatever someone with a higher pay grade tells you to believe.

And hey, ROBOTBOY, that's a term used by police officers to denote a mindless follower marine, grow up and get an opinion of your own and ditch the one the US government tatooed on the inside of your eyelids.

10/06/2008 08:20:00 PM

Knock it off Obama, wait a minute, Jesse Jackson is that you?? It Does not matter. All you liberal turds are the same, you smell like crap since all that comes out of your mouth is nothing but shit. it's not my fault The Marines did not take you and that you got in CPD via Phone Call. Wait your not even a cop! POSER, POSER!! Go back to your security gig, and to your mom's basment.

10/06/2008 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Teach them how not to fuck up crime scenes, like TRU has done a million times. Dont pick up the gun when its used in an agg batt and you find it in the alley dumbass."

----LOL, I remember one time when they were chasing a van in the 004th district after it was involved in an Agg Battery w/AK-47. The van crashes and the offenders made good their escape leaving the AK-47 in the van! well of course TRU takes the gun into the 004th district so they can show off, all the while this van is just sitting in the alley still running with nobody sitting on it!! Sgt get's on the air asking if the TRU car was still on scene, absolute silence over the air! "squad can you send a beat car to sit on the van?" Thanks TRU

10/06/2008 09:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok Boys and girls. Here is our chance to send a message across Chicago. NOBODY PUT IN FOR THIS "UNIT" AND I MEAN NOBODY!!!! If you have 5 years or more, I'm going to assume you have enough common sense. Here is your chance CPD Let's stick together on this one. TRU here is your chance too, put in to go back to the district.
Man the districts we will all be happier. And we will have send a message to this city.

10/06/2008 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Just don't staff the unit with bosses pathetic sons.

10/06/2008 07:12:00 PM"


Actually, staff the unit with bosses pathetic sons.

Only bosses pathetic sons. And daughters. And nephews. And nieces. And wives. And sons-in-law. And daughters-in-law. And brothers-in-law. And sisters-in-law. And step-sons. And step-daughters. And.......


Please do.

10/06/2008 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you need 5yrs for the timekeepers job?

10/06/2008 09:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Do they realize that on The Shield the cops are criminals?

10/06/2008 06:58:00 PM"


Where do you think the writers of that show get their inspiration from?

10/06/2008 09:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol....that means the entire 009th district midnight roll call is going to be lining up anxiously waiting to get an application.what a bunch of goofs

10/06/2008 08:59:00 AM

Sorry asshole but not this one and not the majority of the real workers on the watch. Go start your shit elsewhere and sorry you're going through life where nobody likes you.

10/06/2008 09:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RUMORS! RUMORS! RUMORS!
Doesn't everyone know that the 3rd floor at Homan Sqaure is occupied by SWAT and there is no room for anyone else. Their egos won't allow it.

10/06/2008 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A "Collection" is being taken up to fund "Aunt Bea's" new teeth. I just saw her on abc 7 and she needs to do something with those teeth. Call 1800-Dentist already Beatrice.

You're not supposed to look a gift horse in the mouth.

10/06/2008 09:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are just jealous you aren't part of the pioneer project from the 004th known as the IRGTF. Dont be a playa hata be a motivator.

10/06/2008 09:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I can see it now: Short Shanks and Side of Beef Welcome you to Chicago.

10/06/2008 06:01:00 PM"



Brutal, but true.

10/06/2008 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are they gonna do with the sixty some SWAT guys and their green uniforms? There on the 3rd floor at Homan Square. Do those guys ever do anything except shoot, train and go to schools. How much training do your really need? Why aren't they doing warrants like other real SWAT teams do? Has anybody ever seen SWAT respond to anything? What the fuck!!

10/06/2008 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must pass the power test to be on this team. No fatties or slackers allowed.
------------------------

With loose weights, and starting from full extension, to your chest and back to full extension. No bull shit

10/06/2008 10:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Allow me to translate for you civilians out there:
WWWAAAAAAAAAA, I can do sit-ups! WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I’m a fat, useless piece of shit, with an axe to grind with someone, cause IM A FAT USLESS PIECE OF SHIT! WWWWWAAAAA!
Kid, get over it already! Instead of going on this blog, look in the job section, career builder, monster or something like that. Get some money, move out of mommy’s basement, and buy some clean underroos while you’re at it!
Next time I see your old nemesis “MT” I’m going to personally buy him a beer, and thank him for shit-canning you! Cause God knows, this City, and Department, even it the mess we are in right now, are better off without you, wallowing around crying “It’s not fair!” all the time! Now, go jerk off to the lingerie section in the JC Penny catalogue mommy just got, and leave the adults to play here, little pudgie boy.

10/06/2008 05:41:00 PM"



Allow me to translate:

I, the above commenter, am desperately seeking volunteers from the ranks of the retarded, the ignorant, the naive and the fundamentally stupid, preferably steroid users devoid of normal testosterone levels.

Come one, come all, to help me further my career, at your expense.


Thank you for your cooperation.

10/06/2008 10:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Then do us all a favor and quit.

10/06/2008 02:05:00 PM"


After you.

10/06/2008 10:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well dude, you just explained where you're coming from, MARINE. Which basically means you're brainwashed into believing whatever someone with a higher pay grade tells you to believe.

And hey, ROBOTBOY, that's a term used by police officers to denote a mindless follower marine, grow up and get an opinion of your own and ditch the one the US government tatooed on the inside of your eyelids.

10/06/2008 08:20:00 PM



Does someone need a hug? Don't have many friends and you're socially awkward? Did mommy kiss the wrong clown when you were a kid and you caught them in the act?
Mental scars or just plain retarded?

You bad the mouth the greatest fighting organization the world has seen you must be a peter-puffer. Now go beat your face Sally!

10/06/2008 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Move along folks...nothing to see here.

10/06/2008 10:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word has it the unit needs to be up and running to help quell the election riots!
O.T. The mayor was considering a buy out for the CPD but was talked out of it when he was informed that 20% of the department would take it and that a huge loss of experience would cripple the city. He has since reconsidered but would really like to rid the department of the oldtimers who influence the newer guys and gals.

10/06/2008 10:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait till you step on your dick and get thrown under the bus.......driven by Huberman.

10/06/2008 10:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I believe there are 4 or 5 p/o's and 2 sgts from sos that had nothing to do with Jerry F's crew that were stripped as collateral damage and were in callback, any word on these guys? These were all good guys."

ALL OF THESE GUYS ARE STILL STRIPPED AND HAVEN'T BEEN SERVED ANY CHARGES/ALLEGATIONS AND IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR. BETCHA THEY'RE NOT INTERESTED AND ANYONE WHO IS SHOULD THINK TWICE. GOOD GUYS JAMMED UP FOR NOTHING. NO ONE IN THE UPPER ESCHELONS ARE WILLING TO STEP UP AND RIGHT THE WRONG DONE TO THESE GUYS BY STARKS AND HIS BRAIN TRUST.

10/06/2008 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If I get extra pay...maybe I'll consider it

10/06/2008 08:36:00 AM"


First thing, transfer every possession you have of value out of your name, now.


You can't lose what's not yours.

10/06/2008 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go get em Boss!!!

Former Austin Ranger (1568D)


----ass

I hope for your sake someone is fking with your beat. I've seen u guys in action.

10/06/2008 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

017 tact will be putting in their application. Is it true they will hold applications for three years? I'll almost have 5 by then and I do enjoy the way the outfits make my ass look. Look out 3rd watch girls, here i come. Meet you at target. Will the grab ass olympics be held at Homan or at the district? Thanks for making it easy...



-----------------------

Grab ass olympics for 017 tact... You so crazy!!!!! Maybe it will be on the south side in 2016. I'm sure they can map quest it or maybe find a pace bus. Be sure to post flyers in the back seats of the squads so the 3rd watch females will be invited too.

10/06/2008 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally a real unit, hopefully.
Bye Bye TRU no longer needed. Need the po's in districts which are getting stripped again.

10/06/2008 11:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I just have the "PATCH"???

10/06/2008 11:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SGT. Fran V. from 016 already filled out her app...

10/06/2008 11:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It won't even matter once Rezko finishes singing to the U.S. Attorneys. You can't govern the State, or Mayor the City, from inside Federal prison. Say hello to George Ryan and Bubba the Butt-Buster when you silly boys get there in 2009.

10/06/2008 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can this dept. take any more pos and sgts from the districts when we are so short now? When sos disbanded the officers came to the dists, now what?
TRU is a joke and not useful to the dept. With the strike force unit, taking over gas team, etc. TRU should be used to fill the dist. spots this new unit will be leaving short.

10/06/2008 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cooter said no

10/06/2008 02:27:00 PM
He had to say "no" because he can not spell no.

10/06/2008 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are they gonna do with the sixty some SWAT guys and their green uniforms? There on the 3rd floor at Homan Square. Do those guys ever do anything except shoot, train and go to schools. How much training do your really need? Why aren't they doing warrants like other real SWAT teams do? Has anybody ever seen SWAT respond to anything? What the fuck!!

10/06/2008 10:03:00 PM

They may have big egos but SWAT is likely the most ligit spot on this fucked up department.

10/06/2008 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even the t.v. news at 9pm. had that look, and comments, when they ran the Mobile Strike Force Story, like, Are You Serious? This same stuff again?, and immediately brought up Gang Crimes Minzanowski, and the SOS bunch. Our powers to be once again looked really STUPID for their obvious Re-Hashing of this 400 lb. Canary. Man are these people
S-T-U-P-I-D....

10/06/2008 11:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put leo "ric flair" in charge he at least has a bad memory if you do anything wrong! "I think I sold my gym but I forgot who i sold it to", "Hi guys lets have a beer at jefferson tap, got to run hope everything turns out ok"!

10/06/2008 11:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are they gonna do with the sixty some SWAT guys and their green uniforms? There on the 3rd floor at Homan Square. Do those guys ever do anything except shoot, train and go to schools. How much training do your really need? Why aren't they doing warrants like other real SWAT teams do? Has anybody ever seen SWAT respond to anything? What the fuck!!

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ive seen swat numerous time serving search warrants with the tac teams in 008 and 007..maybe you just work in a do nothing district...just sayin

10/06/2008 11:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I met Lt. Rousell, he's tall and tanned and every inch military. He'll make a fine commander. Just don't staff the unit with bosses pathetic sons

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thats a good point..are there any sons of bosses or previous bosses on this job that are any good? ive never met one bosses kid that was good for anything..ive always found them to be lazy, arrogant, and feel they dont have to lift a finger to make arrests, be aggressive or do any work...and it seems like thare are always hidden in nice spots like 16,22,8,9,23 and so on...what a bunch of slugs..anyone know of any bosses kids that could prove me wrong....didnt think so!

10/06/2008 11:45:00 PM  

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